Following the rise of the ovulation-inducing Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, another meme has taken on the video scene by storm, but this time to wreak havoc upon unsuspecting boyfriend-wannabes — and their friends too.
It’s the Overly Attached Girlfriend.
Pants, meet pee. She puts the ‘pee’ in ‘creepy.’
It all started when Justin Bieber put up a singoff contest to promote his new perfume Girlfriend, and YouTube user wzr0713 sent in a fan video parody of his song of the same title, which went viral in a few hours. We’re talking over a million hits in 48 hours! In classic Kathy Bates mode, the pretty teener sings — rather, whispers — a self-made ditty of an obsessed girlfriend with lyrics like, “If I was your girlfriend/ I’d never let you leave/ without a small recording device/ taped under your sleeve.”
Honestly, I had a slightly hard time making out the lyrics myself. Acoustics can be difficult when you’re slowly backing away from your computer.
If you still haven’t seen the video, then this is your chance…to gaze into the abyss. It doesn’t blink.