Rauken Glen Garden Centre - the grotto is jingling and a full size Santa has just arrived - is this the first one in Scotland 2007! …

Grabbed comedian Michael McIntyre - star of Have I got News for You, Royal Variety Peformance, 8 out of 10 cats for an insight into the mind of a man who should hand out waterproof pants before watching his show - a genius. …

Friends Scott & Kate leave a rather quaint souvenir from Australia as a momento of them! Sounds like a lot of balls to me. …

Grave news reported live from the shops of Edinburgh. Gird your loins and ditch your grey bras - the party's over …

Miss X - locked in a room with 200 sexy men! …

Help is at hand - as the maestro demonstrates why. …

The Cure, Gary Glitter & Silk should these women be let out in public? eh....no …

The Proclaimers play a 45 minutes set at The Help a Child Appeal 20th Anniversary which makes over £60,000 ! …

Alison goes behind the scenes with Scotsport presenter Grant Stott - they talk football, pants and find out what really goes on between records! …

Ins and outs and ins and outs and ins and outs... I'll never sleep again!! …

Lip smackingly great food in a wee - in fact THE Wee Restaurant - poor Craig the chef/proprietor gets mobbed in the kitchen when we feel the urge to tell him we love him and his wonderful grub! …

You couldn't make it up....staying with the Royal Theme Dave and I are off to meet the Queen more details next week - if we're not taken to the Tower! …

Exercise makes you cocky ! It's official as friend Anne crosses the finish line and thinks she's Forrest Gump! …

Fashionistas of Edinburgh unite at Sam Thomas fashion show - here's what to wear this Spring in Scotland! …

I've eaten more sausage and garlic, and gargled more wine, than I can shake a shakey stick at... John King has a lot to answer for!! …

knobbley ones, black ones... even ones with nuts! So many sausages and not a sausage chopper to be bought anywhere! …

Lost French Sausage means Dynamite's Dehli Delight will tickle your fancy …

Alison loses her cool when faced with HRH Princess Royal - despite thinking she's cool ! …

Hysterics when under pressure - it's a classic - grown man in uncontrollable laughter shock! PLUS Enunciation under the affluence of incohol is not quite as clear as pal Anne thinks! …

No matter how much you tip... NEVER... pat this waitresses bum, your Cheese and Ham pie may have an 'extra' flavour! …

Dave jammed in a Viet Cong Tunnel and Dynamite 'the Flying Ninja' in Brazil... thought the idea was to relax on holiday? …

Sexy group McFly chased round London by several Scottish middle aged- women - God help them. …

The lapsed domestic goddess meets a Dr. who could change her life. …

En route to a big meeting a casual comment causes airport mayhem …

Jog Scotland get their hands on me and I finally take the plunge! …

Invasion of the buffed, polished and the opposite sex? …

A 30 second jog, chafed thighs, an oxygen tent and a passport - another successful fitness campaign - NOT! …

Topless in the bar, Christmas Carols... how was yours? …

Postman Pat, Panto, Dianne a bit of romance and a robotic cat.... all in one podcast! …

Best hangver cure - don't drink! Aye that'll be shining bright.... …

Sex and shopping with the girls.....well what else would you expect? …

Eats too many pies and not enough excercise! Of course he's one of us! : ) …

Ok, maybe a rib won't be removed but the calf hugging wobbley bum needs some attention! …

Dave has a rather unfortunate accident, American tan is not a good look for your teeth. …

Short and sweet - the podcast not Ken! …

The F plan diet - the girls are at it again! …

Hibs v 'Hea Setanta'? Confusingly it's not a European team.. But Setanta are the big footbally type people... How was I meant to know? ANYWAY... Onto flasks of mince... …

Stranded at the Park thinking, "Why haven't men got GPS strapped to their thighs? Why are Range Rovers like lounges on wheels?" Another week and another drama! …

What a combo! It's amazing what bumping into an old friend can reveal! …

Ending up in a bar? Another hectic week and, naturally, fun was had along the way! …

A 'quiet' night in Aberdeen, the Silver City, was the plan... well it WAS the plan... wasn't it? …

OK, when you have Lynn talking about Madonna in Amsterdam and Dynamite Diane and her '12 hour Wine Tasting session' I guess you have to have a wee glass... …

'Fun and frivolity of life as a middleaged woman' is the topic of my show and really this is just a brief taster of what is to come! …