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Last update: 2015-03-26

Phil Robertson Is A Dick

2015-03-26 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim discuss the #meerkat revolution, but only on iPhone.. c’mon Meerkat! We also talk Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty and how he’d like to rape kids and decapitate women. #AlmostTotalBullshit and more!

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There’s More To Life Than Drinking & Beating Your Wife

2015-03-20 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim discuss stuff in the news like the idiot millionaire Robert Durst who admitted to killing people while taking a piss Naked Gun style, the Empire season finale, March Madness and the NCAA tournament, the shooting in Arizona, and much more!

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Cockalogue

2015-03-16 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim offer condolences to one of our listeners who lost a loved one. We also discuss a picture of a veteran holding a baby cradled in a US flag which has caused a shit storm on the internet for some unknown reason, the first successful penis transplant and the possibility for ‘vanity dicks’ and we learn about Nick’s truth in our new segment “We’ll come up with a name for this shit later” and much more!

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Nothing Says ‘Over The Top’ Like Swinging Dicks

2015-03-04 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim discuss shitty fitness gurus, Saturday Night Live past and present, the I95 gold heist in North Carolina, the BJUI study about penis size, swinging dicks and much more!

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My Mom’s A Piece Of Shit

2015-02-28 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim talk about the Oscars and Reese Witherspoon’s #LookAtMyTits hashtag campaign.. or was that #AskHerMore? Jim’s shitty neighbor. Guess who’s mom is a piece of shit. Send all your pics of #MomAss to @AFatassPodcast!

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Dean Smith Died & 3 Muslims Shot In Chapel Hill

2015-02-12 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim discuss UNC basketball coach Dean Smith’s passing, our infatuation with celebrities, a guy shooting 3 Muslims in Chapel Hill and much more!

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The Nipples And The Holes

2015-02-04 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim introduce a new theme song for the show written by Mercedes M. Yardley during last show. We also talk Groundhog Day and why it’s shitty, girls that get banned from dances for wearing not so ridiculous dresses, real estate agents who suck, why teenage girls feel safe confiding in Nick and a hell of a lot more!

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GERMAN PANCAKES!!! - With Mercedes M. Yardley & The Littlest Yardley

2015-01-28 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim welcome back to the show author, blogger, baker, chicken raiser, uke player, and fellow podcaster Mercedes M. Yardley to discuss a variety of topics including German pancakes, police shootings, a guy who chopped off his fingers, and online gaming among many other things! 

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Farts Are Funny

2015-01-21 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim discuss Nick’s cheat day, the nuances of farts, a teenager who posed as a OBGYN doctor for a month, Kevin Smith’s upcoming show in FL, John Holmes back in court, Taylor Swift, the Justin Bieber roast, past Comedy Central roasts, 2 Chainz v. Nancy Grace and more!

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Naya Rivera Smells Like Shit

2015-01-14 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This episode Nick and Jim discuss the joys of drinking hot tea, dealing with shitty teachers, Naya Rivera (we call her Richards) doesn’t shower, unexpected boners, and much more!

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The Great Superhero Debate

2015-01-05 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim discuss dealing with FedEx, more race riots, celebrate the New Year 2015 by talking cities and towns in NC that drop weird shit, we debate who’s the better superhero between Spiderman, Batman and Superman and much more!

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The Triumphant Return

2015-01-01 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

After being away for nearly a month, Nick and Jim are back with another great episode. We talk Jim’s cruise experience, how old people suck in general, the tragic loss of a friend from school and the overwhelming response of her friends, family, and complete strangers, how you can adopt a US soldier, and more race relation nightmares.

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Ohio State Murder Mystery

2014-12-03 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim talk the Ohio State football player mysterious death, review the movie Guardians of the Galaxy thus talking at length about Reese Witherspoon, Cake Boss, Home Depot, classic serial killers compared to today’s mass murderers and much more!

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Ferguson Reboot

2014-11-29 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Jim and Nick revisit the Ferguson, MO Michael Brown shooting with the release of the grand jury verdict, Nick’s roadside adventures, Jim’s wedding day story, Jim and Nick’s shitty dogs, lottery playing douchebags, Allen Iverson returns to Nick’s work for more gummy bears, Nick and Jim concoct a plan to get on Allen Iverson’s good side and more!

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Bill Cosby’s Puddin’ Pops

2014-11-20 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim talk Bill Cosby sex assault allegations, Jim’s experience at the circus, Nick shits on the homeless (again) and much more!

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The Amazing Shrinking Nick

2014-11-05 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week, Nick and Jim discuss Nick’s new weight loss plan, a news article discussing the legality of giving food to homeless people in public in Fort Lauderdale, pig roasts and what Jim will and will not eat depending on how the food is prepared and a whole lot more!

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Porn On Roku & Ham Farts Dot Com

2014-10-30 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim talk Jim’s big test, getting porn on your Roku box, girls farting on foods and other sex fetishes as well as our new business prospect, HamFartsDotCom!

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Nick and The Wife

2014-10-22 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Jim couldn’t record the podcast due to studying for a God damn test so Nick and his lovely wife Tina host the podcast! Listen to how they bicker and argue and make fun of Jim while he’s not there. 

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Episode 40: Columbus Day, fake talking Italian & jobs as kids..

2014-10-15 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim talk Columbus Day and the movement to change the name to “Indigenous People Day” or “Discovery Day”, people who say Italian words in bad Italian accents, we revisit the jobs we had as kids and much more!

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Hammond Indiana Couple Sues Police And More W/ Michael Eger

2014-10-08 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week we welcome Michael Eger from Eager To Be Healthy! We Learn Michael’s story, talk about the couple who sued the police in Indiana for tasing someone for not exiting their car, things you might learn about yourself by looking at your own poo and more! Find more about Michael Eger at www.michaelegerhealthcoach.com.

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Big Spenders, Vintage Video Games, Butts & Drug Abuse w/ Rob Girard of PsychWord.com

2014-10-01 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

We talk the Iowa couple who boasted their $100 “pay it forward” tip to the waiter who gave shit service, vintage video games, drug abuse and more with Rob Girard of Psych Word Radio Show on WNHU in CT! 

Find Psych Word Radio online at www.psychword.com! …

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2nd Best Podcast Ever - With Horror Writer Mercedes M. Yardley

2014-09-24 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

Mercedes M. Yardley join Nick and Jim this week to talk about creepy doll island off of Mexico’s coast, how Jim is really just a big girl-man, sex with your spouse while in a coma and how this is the 2nd best podcast ever recorded with Mercedes as our guest.. and the worst. Lots more discussed in this extra long podcast! 

Find Mercedes M. Yardley’s work on Amazon.com and anywhere a book can be bought! Find her on Twitter @mercedesmy! Bonus material available at www.americanfatasspodcast.com! …

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Episode 36: Homeless People, Shitty Teenagers and Ray Rice Muffins

2014-09-19 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week we talk rich ass homeless people, we revisit how teenagers are shitty, how Nick’s wife made 2 muffins which look like they were punched by Ray Rice, how fat guys are better at sex (except Jim) and much more!

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Ray Rice, ISIS and Sleep Number Beds

2014-09-11 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim discuss Ray Rice hitting his wife, how America deals with the ISIS threat and the real terrorist, Sleep Number beds!

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Episode 34: Jennifer Lawrence Sex Pics

2014-09-04 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim discuss the celebrity sex pics scandal, #TheFappening, we revisit Ferguson with yet another protest, discuss jobs we could never have, and Jim tells a delightful story about explosive diarrhea.

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The Bonus Cheese

2014-08-27 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim discuss the idiot woman suing the show Naked Dating and VH1 for showing too much of her naughty bits, how America is losing its Burger King to Canada, why we feel the need to give everything a “day” such as National Dog Day and much much more!

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#ALSIceBucketChallenge

2014-08-21 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim discuss the protests and riots in Ferguson, MO, the #ALSIceBucketChallenge, Nick’s brush with a no nonsense doctor, and much more! 

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Episode 31.5: RIP Robin Williams - An American Fatass Tribute Show

2014-08-13 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

Our first tribute show. We remember the career of Robin Williams. Robin Williams left us 8/11/14 from an apparent suicide. Our hearts and thoughts go to Robin Williams’ wife and 3 children and all his friends and fans.. so basically, the entire world.

If you need someone to talk to, reach out to a friend, family member, co-worker, complete stranger, anybody. Just talk. Need an anonymous ear to bend? 1-800-273-8255!!!

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My Intimate Friends Call Me Cum Cakes

2014-08-12 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This show was recorded before the untimely death of Robin Williams. Since our next show will be released more than a week after his death, we felt it was appropriate to use our show description to address Robin Williams’ passing. Robin Williams is an influence on both of us. From his movie roles, to his iconic stand up, to every interview, to his humanitarian work with Comic Relief and countless other charities and causes, Robin Williams was the most exceptional celebrity. 

Robin Williams’ ability to create a joke out of thin air was magical. It is a craft that we attempt to harness with each show. Our show is very unscripted, which was an emulation of Robin Williams’ stand up, and now will be forever a tribute to this great performer and human being. Robin Williams will be missed by the world, and of any celebrity passing in recent memory, the passing of Robin Williams hits both of us very hard.  In closing, we would like [...]…

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There’s Not Always A Dick

2014-08-05 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week, Nick and Jim discuss seeing, rather avoiding, co-workers outside of work, #PeopleIHate, our porn preferences, what we would do if we could freeze time, and much, much more!

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You Need A Rubber Deer Pussy

2014-07-30 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim talk about Law & Order, the screwed up things we do to chickens, the joys of hunting, jerking off in front of other people. You know, the good stuff! 

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Nick’s Wife Makes It Stiff

2014-07-23 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

After a week off, Nick and Jim come back with some serious conversation, some silliness and a whole lot of good times! We learn why Jim had to take a week off, the death of patriotism, the 9-11 Museum in New York City, old comedy vs. new comedy, we take a look at our Brick Memorial High School year book, and Nick’s wife makes him try something that ‘doesn’t look good, but tastes good.’

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Counterfeit Butt Bills

2014-07-09 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim prepared nothing for the show, so we talk about how shitty Jim’s life is, how our assholes should do chores for us, the lady who got beat in front of her 2 year old son, how pants are shitty and #GoodToBeFat.

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Guns And Hobby Lobby

2014-07-02 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim discuss “patriots” who own guns, the whole gun debate, the recent Supreme Court decision about Hobby Lobby and Obamacare, #PeopleIHate and much more! 

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Numb Assholes & Half Dead Rabbits

2014-06-24 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim discuss more geocaching adventures, what it may be like to have a numb asshole, #PeopleIHate, country fairs, review the movie “Blue Is The Warmest Color” and ham hocks. 

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Vita’s Lucky Rocks

2014-06-17 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim get their shit together and talk about hoarders, Nick’s lucky rocks from an admirer, how much the news blows, how Southerners don’t know good food and much more!

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Episode 23: Don’t Beat Up The Snickers

2014-06-11 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim discuss Jim’s soccer game vs. his son’s team, how much it would suck to be a cop, metal detectors, #PeopleIHate, Douche of the Week, and we introduce a new program feature #FatLiners! Send us your #FatLiners on Twitter! One liner jokes about fat people. Can be pick up lines, mother jokes, whatever! Just make it original!

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Episode 22: The Spaghetti Tupperware

2014-06-04 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim discuss collective subconscious, how our wives yell at us for using Tupperware incorrectly, Jim takes another online quiz, the dangers and comforts of camping, review the movie Monuments Men, and discuss the movie Radio Flyer from our childhood.

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Episode 21: The Bonus Technique

2014-05-28 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim catch back up after a week off. We talk about parking at the zoo, Douche of the Week, #PeopleIHate, “The Bonus Technique” and much, much more!

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Episode 20: Best Of..

2014-05-21 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 50s

This week Jim picks the best of the first 15 episodes of American Fatass Podcast! Listen to see which clips made the cut!

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Episode 19: Pucker Your Buttholes

2014-05-13 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Jim and Nick talk about Nick and his wife’s anniversary, the podcast’s Twitter page hack, Donald Sterling’s Anderson Cooper interview, gays in the NFL, old people who play with their dentures,  #PeopleIHate, how fat guys have to try harder in the bedroom,  #GoodToBeFat and more!

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Episode 18: The Glitter Cloud

2014-05-06 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim discuss Nick’s Kid Rock concert experience, review the movie “The Quiet Ones”, discuss how it’s harder to hold your pee as you get older. We find out which super power suits Jim the best,  #PeopleIHate, disgusting feet, Nick and Jim each share a turd at work story, #GoodToBeFat and more!

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Episode 17: I Don’t Want Your Butt Pizza!

2014-04-30 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

This week Nick and Jim announce the winner of the March Madness Tournament of Beautiful News Women, discuss Donald Sterling and his racist remarks and the fallout, Valerie Harper being sued for having cancer, #PeopleIHate, the magical things that happens when you stick pizza crust up your ass and more!

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Episode 16: Nick’s Mini Hands

2014-04-23 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett

This week Nick and Jim discuss a guy who waited 13 years to go to jail, Nick’s tiny hands, a lady who left her kids in the car while she went on a job interview… in Arizona, #PeopleIHate, Douche of the Week and service midgets!

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Episode 15: Where You Bought This Jeans?

2014-04-14 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

- Chinese women drivers

- Taco Bell breakfast review - Problematic gas pumps - FedEx / school bus accident - Jim forgot his wallet at Walgreens - #PeopleIHate @y_oknin “Wow, where you bought this jeans?” - #PeopleIHate @rileekennedy Those who have more money than they know what to do with. - #PeopleIHate @Aggro2012 Motorcycle drivers - #PeopleIHate @Aggro2012 Assholes who leave dogs in cars - Describe your wife in bed using one of the Seven Dwarfs - #PeopleIHate People who blame everybody else but those who need to be blamed. - Douche of the Week: The Chinese Government - Sign Off …

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Episode 14: The Phantom Poop

2014-04-07 :: Nick McKelvey & Jim Bennett
Length: 1s

- Jim’s got nothing

- TV Show Series Finales - Taco Bell Breakfast Menu - Nick’s Review of ‘Grudge Match’ - Jim makes Nick apologize for nothing!  - Jim’s Review of ‘Grudge Match’ - #PeopleIHate: People who agree w/ each point you make - #PeopleIHate: Late Combackers - How Jim & his wife argue - #PeopleIHate: People who stop at the bottom of escalators - #PeopleIHate: Entitled assholes - Jim and Nick’s embarassing asshole stories. - Douche of the Week: The US Supreme Court - Racist sports teams - Jim & Nick get ‘racist-y’ - #GoodToBeFat: You always get the 2nd serving at hibachi - #GoodToBeFat: No matter how bad the food is, you always finish it - Sign off …

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Episode 13: #CancelColbert?

2014-04-02 :: American Fatass Podcast
Length: 1s

- People who talk shit about your food

- Shit restaurant service - The guys talk storage auctions - #CancelColbert - Stupid fortune cookies - The American Fatass March Madness Tournament (www.americanfatasspodcast.com/march-madness) - #PeopleIHate: People who get mad for no reason   - #PeopleIHate: People who want a sample of strawberry ice cream - #PeopleIHate: Assholes that pass parking spots and want to back up - #PeopleIHate: Creepy gym cell phone photographers - #PeopleIHate: People who think they’re better than everyone - Sexual Objectification - Douche Of The Week: Government forces school to remove bleachers because girls team doesn’t have them. - #GoodToBeFat: No Cock In A Sock Photos  - #GoodToBeFat: Fat people decide when things end - Sign off …

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Hosts Nick and Jim talk life, sports, food and whatever else comes to mind in a funny, conversational manner. We cover current events, pop culture and intimate details of our own lives!

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