Bethany talks about the joys of having two kids.

Sorry this podcast is a few days late, but if it makes up for it, Bethany gets pooped on in this episode.

Tripp and Wes relate to Bethany their trip to NYC.  Hear about Tripp contaminating all of New York with his beer-fueled farts, sweeping for bed bugs, and Wes's mass-transit-related cheapness.

Courtney is back, and she turns the tables on Bethany, interviewing her about what it's like to be 9 months pregnant.  Hear about vagina stitches, keeping your placenta in a jar, babies …

After last year's excellent Christmas podcast, Danny has returned to discuss the trailer for a movie based on "Christmas with a Capita…

The show is finally back!!!

Bethany complains about her favorite neighbors some more, how to spot a chol…

Alan joins Bethany to talk about his super secret work bathroom key that he can't tell anyone about -- except for the BWB audience!  Learn what he has to go through to use the key ... is it worth it?

They also discuss what a "fob" or a "Do…

It's been a long time since Bethany did a solo podcast.  This week, she overcomes her tendency to "dramaticize" events to give you the straight dope about random strangers telli…

Bethany turns the tables on Weddle for this episode of the Twitter Game.  This time, SHE comes up with the questions -- can Weddle perform better than Bethany???

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Bethany is recording on location in upstate New York.  After telling a ridiculous lie about her husband, Bethany and her uncle Bob ponder a hypothetical situation: your spouse in another room asks you to open the door.  The room you are in ha…

John returns after far too long of an absence.  A discussion of a "gorgeous" African prince John photographed leads into a "Same Sex Hot or Not" game.  Which female pop star looks like Marilyn Manson?  What's the verdict on Sarah Jessica…

Bethany joins Rachel to talk about some universal truths of motherhood: how the Miracle on Ice makes you lactate, how many weeks it takes to stop caring about getting vomit and feces all over you, stealth breastfeeding, and going days without bathing.&…

It's been a long time since Chuck came on the podcast.  Bethany and Chuck ramble on about living at a ski resort year-round, the quality of Ralph Lauren and Phat Farm shirts, Ch…

Jon introduces Bethany to the Missed Connections section of Craigslist, but that quickly devolves into trolling the crazier Roanoke personal ads.  PLUS -- why People magazine should give more than one paragraph to a Party of Five member's kidnappi…

Chris Weddle returns with another installment of The Twitter Game.  This time, we discover which Hills castmember is into geocaching, what a "spelling area" is, Ryan Seacrest's …

Anna takes her maiden podcast voyage to talk about why baby showers are sexist and insufferable, but then offers a 4-point plan to change all baby showers for the better forever.  Also, we have shoutouts to Share this episode

Bethany confesses a horrifying ordeal to Ben, who attempts to teach her to love her body (and all its functions) as it is.  In the process, Ben explains the meaning of "How's Your Father?" and we find out why Bethany will forever be known as "Deuc…

BWB is back with another in our series of tales of crappy customer service.

Alan and Bethany talk about the joys of having awesome, witty comebacks to someone who gives you a…

Air Guitar Champ Jon Kirby is back to tell us about all the other (non-Dokken) free stuff that comes his way.  He's like a magnet…

Better late than never!  Prithu drops by to tell the harrowing tale of a grown man putting a hit out on a little league football player.  The price?  A box of Upper Deck baseball cards.  Along the way, hear why Upper Deck made for a…

Last week, Bethany and the entire BWB crew were sick as dogs, but we're back with a vengeance this week!  With apologies to Adam Carolla, Chris Weddle is back with the first installment of the Twitter Game.  Weddle has scoured Twitter for the…

Jon joins Bethany to talk about his performance in a recent Air Guitar contest.  Grand prize?  An electric guitar and a chance to go BACKSTAGE to meet DOKKEN!  Click here to see Jo…

Bethany and Ed smash Margie's record.

Bethany, Wes, and Tripp talk about their recent trip to Las Vegas.  Learn about why you shouldn't bring a cat to the Hoover Dam, why no amount of sex will stop someone from eating fried chicken, a brief review of The Host by Stephanie Meyer, and w…

Danny and Bethany discuss Danny's dishonesty, coolness, and his ideas for a BWB themesong. 

Ben's recent trip to PAX (the Penny Arcade Expo) led him to encounter a few Angry Nerds.  He talks to Bethany about them, in turn humanizing them and forgiving them their obnoxiousness.  Also, misogynistic Pokemon, the Social Work Political M…

Bethany summarizes some of today's (and yesterday's) TV shows using four words. 

A day late, but NOT a dollar short!  Bethany, Tripp, and Chris update us on the overeager neighbors described in Neighbor Favors 8 months ago.  This week has everything …

Jet-setter guest Alan has taken us on his trips before, to Canada and Las Vegas.  Now, he's going dow…

Just add guns!

Ben shares experiences from almost a decade of working in retail (aka "Indentured Servitude").  Ben will introduce you to the "Jesus Loves You" guy, Ryan "The Bull," a pair of molesters, and The Stallion.  You better pray.  YOU BETTER PR…

Bethany and Weddle again explore the fascinating man that is John Mayer.  If you missed it or want a refresher, check out the first discussion.

Bethany discusses her favorite tax preparation company. 

NOTE -- The audio is now fixed!  We had some errors with the mp3 encoding last time, cutting out chunks of Alan's track (including his lovely singing voice). THIS FILE HAS BEEN CORRECTED.  If you downloaded this podcast already, erase that ol…

Ben shares his theory about Brittany Murphy's death (not drugs!), his preference for athletic women, the grossness of werewolves loving babies, the many Bubbles of Michael Jackson, and a fresh take on the fabled SNAKEWINE.  This is easily Bethany's h…

Blake joins Bethany after a 3 years of living in Tonga, working with the Peace Corps.  They talk about the right way to say "Tonga," mildly narcotic mashed root drinks, the South Pacific Bible Belt, Dan Savage, the "third gender" …

Bethany and Weddle debate the worst songs of the 2000's thus far.  Suffice it say, Weddle's list is ridiculous; and, true to form, Bethany makes an ass of herself by nominating some 90's songs and being an overall tool.  Enjoy!
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Eli joins Bethany LIVE from his annual New Year's Chili Cookoff to discuss Vietnamese Snake Wine (actual bottle consumed at the Cookoff is pictured), chinchilla poop, The Secret, and Eli's last podcast appearance, lost to the sands of time.
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Alan comes back with another travelogue, this time about his various roadtrips through Canada.  Learn about how to get through the border crossing with no passport, what the hell poutine is, the problems with the Canadian interstate, the Share this episode

A show about Christmas traditions, and why everyone should hate party mix.
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Bethany, Aimee, and Danny discuss Christmas songs, Aimee's lack of holiday spirit, and the annoying features of kids' toys.
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Courtney returns to go through this month's Cosmo with Bethany and Brian.  They discuss dudes' "v"s, whether Fergie and Sarah Jessica Parker are broke, round-bottomed shoes, and how to wake up a passed-out drunk with bartenders' tools.
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Jon and Lisa join us to talk about Jon's knack for getting free stuff in return for lackluster customer service.
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V expert Courtney is on hand to talk about the original V miniseries, the dude who played the Beastmaster, and the problems with the current V on ABC.
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Keith and Bethany discuss day-after-Thanksgiving shopping strategies, the madness of a shopping mob, and the logistics of camping out in front of a Target in the bitter cold with your spouse.  Oh, and because you demanded it, more talk about she…

Bet and Tripp muse on Roanoke happenings. 
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Erin brings BWB back to its roots. 
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Weddle and Bethany discuss someone's crazy new girlfriend. 
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Alan joins Bethany for the recounting of his recent sleepless trip the the west coast.  Highlights include seeing Charles Barkley, sitting in a sports book for 12 hours (many of which involved no sports at all), and a medical marijuana dispensary.

Bethany went to Scarefest recently.  Join her, Wes, and Jackie as they discuss all kinds of Scarefest goings-on: celebrity sightings, handwriting analysis, guys on stilts, John Ritter's ghost, the wrong kind…

Liz brings this podcast back to what it's all about --- poop stories.

We know there is a slight buzzing sounds on this one.  We were on the road and not using our normal microphone setup.  Sorry about that.
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Bethany and her dad are back, talking about the progress on Ed's Aviation Bar and more.
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Chuck has a zero tolerance policy for abusive aspiring fashinistos. 
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Bethany, Chuck & Tripp discuss annoying Facebook statuses. 
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Chris and Bethany debate --- is John Mayer a douche or not?
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Alan sits down to enjoy some piping hot 'za with Bethany.


NOTE -- if you can, DON'T listen to this one with headphones.  There's a weird echo (that we've figured out and fixed for future Skype calls) that is very apparent when you're li…

It's a red letter day, people ... a DOUBLE podcast day!  Bethany and Tripp discuss tattoos of all kinds.
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Rachel and John talk about being afraid of bugs and stabby Bethany.
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Ben joins Bethany for some fun and weird Elvis factoids.

Tripp rages about sport pet-peeves. 
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John, Rachel and Bethany talk about why the movie "Into the Wild" sucks so badly. 
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If Tripp can stop interrupting for 2 seconds, Bethany will spin a yarn about inappropriate neighbors constantly asking for stuff and the marital stress that came with telling them "no."
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Bethany gets Keith over for some funny stories about crazy parents at youth football, but she's not prepared for some REAL TALK about Roanoke race relations.…

Bethany has tried and tried to get away from the topic of pooping at work, but John had some responses he HAD to get off his chest.
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Bethany, saddened by Michael Jackson's death, tries to talk it out with Danny and Tripp.
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Weddle discusses his recent "Smackdown" experience. Sorry I call lesbians "dykes". 
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After a brief delay, the podcast is back with a vengeance!  Bethany and Chuck ramble on for 10 minutes or so.  Who wouldn't want to hear that?
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The title says it all.

Bethany and Margie discuss Margie's fear of Facebook. Bethany is annoying; but Margie is hilarious.
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Chris Weddle joins Bethany for another pooping in public discussion.
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Bethany gets Rachel to share some large animal vet stories.
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Bethany and Rachel talk about the lack of Christian movies and inappropriate Facebook statuses.
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I'm both afraid to cut my hair and promiscuous with my hairdressers. 
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I confront my Mom on her more culturally-insensitive tendencies. 
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Tripp challenges my poop stories.
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The ins and outs of Tripp's pooping habits
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Tripp hates working out and being asked to sit on my lap.
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My Dad's plans for the airplane-themed bar. . .
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