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Last update: 2011-02-08

Babyshat

2011-02-08
Length: 6s

Bethany talks about the joys of having two kids.

Sorry this podcast is a few days late, but if it makes up for it, Bethany gets pooped on in this episode.

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Let's Hear It for New York (farts)

2011-01-22
Length: 23s

Tripp and Wes relate to Bethany their trip to NYC.  Hear about Tripp contaminating all of New York with his beer-fueled farts, sweeping for bed bugs, and Wes's mass-transit-related cheapness.

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I Did Not Feel a Thing

2011-01-06
Length: 37s

Courtney is back, and she turns the tables on Bethany, interviewing her about what it's like to be 9 months pregnant.  Hear about vagina stitches, keeping your placenta in a jar, babies swallowing their own poop, afterbirth massages, and other stuff you absolutely never wanted to know about.  Buckle up, it's a long one!  Babycast!

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New Schedule

2010-12-31

WIth Bethany getting ready to give birth any day now, BWB is going to have to slow down a bit.  For the foreseeable future, we're going to be an every-other-week show.  We hope this will prevent another 2-month hiatus.

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A Very Baldwin Christmas

2010-12-24
Length: 13s

After last year's excellent Christmas podcast, Danny has returned to discuss the trailer for a movie based on "Christmas with a Capital C."  Join us for evil, mustache-twirling atheists, the gang confusing Ted McGinley and Treat Williams, and trying to figure out exactly WHICH Baldwin is in this thing.

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Sell My House!

2010-12-10
Length: 14s

The show is finally back!!!

Bethany complains about her favorite neighbors some more, how to spot a cholo, prison-quality airbrushing, how old is too old to wear overall shorts, and the trials of trying to sell a house yourself by doing almost nothing

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Secret Bathroom Key

2010-09-17
Length: 27s

Alan joins Bethany to talk about his super secret work bathroom key that he can't tell anyone about -- except for the BWB audience!  Learn what he has to go through to use the key ... is it worth it?

They also discuss what a "fob" or a "Dopp kit" is, public bathroom strategies, the absurdity and horror of Alan giving donuts to a secretary, the secret homeless guy who clearly lives in Alan's office, the secret conference room that houses a mascot, and HR e-mails about office bathroom etiquette.

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Unsolicited Parenting Advice

2010-09-10
Length: 14s

It's been a long time since Bethany did a solo podcast.  This week, she overcomes her tendency to "dramaticize" events to give you the straight dope about random strangers telling her how to raise her child.  Special guest appearance by Cookie Monster.

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The Twitter Game 3

2010-09-03
Length: 15s

Bethany turns the tables on Weddle for this episode of the Twitter Game.  This time, SHE comes up with the questions -- can Weddle perform better than Bethany???

Previous Twitter Games here and here.

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Venus and Mars Open Doors

2010-08-27
Length: 14s

Bethany is recording on location in upstate New York.  After telling a ridiculous lie about her husband, Bethany and her uncle Bob ponder a hypothetical situation: your spouse in another room asks you to open the door.  The room you are in has 2 doors.  WHICH DO YOU OPEN?  Also, all of our listeners are FOUR degrees away from Kevin Bacon ... but only if you listen to this episode.

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Gorgeous

2010-08-19
Length: 19s

John returns after far too long of an absence.  A discussion of a "gorgeous" African prince John photographed leads into a "Same Sex Hot or Not" game.  Which female pop star looks like Marilyn Manson?  What's the verdict on Sarah Jessica Parker?  Are "perfume-ad guys" hot?  Who is America's Sweetheart -- Sandra Bullock or Faith Hill?  Listen to find out.

Check out John's excellent photographic work by clicking here.

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Hockey Boob

2010-08-13
Length: 15s

Bethany joins Rachel to talk about some universal truths of motherhood: how the Miracle on Ice makes you lactate, how many weeks it takes to stop caring about getting vomit and feces all over you, stealth breastfeeding, and going days without bathing.  Momcast!

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Classic American Flava

2010-08-05
Length: 18s

It's been a long time since Chuck came on the podcast.  Bethany and Chuck ramble on about living at a ski resort year-round, the quality of Ralph Lauren and Phat Farm shirts, Chris Brown's two-head, why Subarus are better than helicopters, the pain of having mock-able last names, and Bethenny Frankel's hideously jacked-up face.  Oh, and Chuck writes a Justin Bieber song on the spot!

Check out Chuck's sweet artwork here.

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Missed Connections - Roanoke Edition

2010-07-29
Length: 23s

Jon introduces Bethany to the Missed Connections section of Craigslist, but that quickly devolves into trolling the crazier Roanoke personal ads.  PLUS -- why People magazine should give more than one paragraph to a Party of Five member's kidnapping.

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The Twitter Game 2

2010-07-23
Length: 17s

Chris Weddle returns with another installment of The Twitter Game.  This time, we discover which Hills castmember is into geocaching, what a "spelling area" is, Ryan Seacrest's perfect 5 o'clock shadow, Weddle's Brandon Boyd impression, why Bethany wants to give John Mayer an enema, and, of course, full frontal psychological nudity.

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No More Baby Showers - FIXED

2010-07-16
Length: 15s

Anna takes her maiden podcast voyage to talk about why baby showers are sexist and insufferable, but then offers a 4-point plan to change all baby showers for the better forever.  Also, we have shoutouts to some previous podcasts, a little LeBron talk, and the worst lyric from any song ever.

NOTE -- audio error fixed

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Fecal Urgency

2010-07-08
Length: 18s

Bethany confesses a horrifying ordeal to Ben, who attempts to teach her to love her body (and all its functions) as it is.  In the process, Ben explains the meaning of "How's Your Father?" and we find out why Bethany will forever be known as "Deuces Wild."

Hop on over and check out Ben's cool video game podcast, The Working Dead.

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If They Want My Business 2: Alan & the Hookah

2010-07-01
Length: 28s

BWB is back with another in our series of tales of crappy customer service.

Alan and Bethany talk about the joys of having awesome, witty comebacks to someone who gives you attitude during poor customer service.  Alan shares the best story of yelling at a hookah bar waittress in the street that you'll hear all week!

 

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Back Soon & "Better" Than Ever!

2010-06-09

Sorry for the inconsistencies.  The BWB podcast will be back to its regular format beginning July 1st!  If you have a podcast idea or would like to be a guest, email us at "bethany.d.cook@gmail.com". 

Since you haven't been punished in a while (by me).

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Free Stuff

2010-06-05
Length: 12s

Air Guitar Champ Jon Kirby is back to tell us about all the other (non-Dokken) free stuff that comes his way.  He's like a magnet for free things.  He tells Bethany about getting free DVDs from disgruntled employees, why DJs play the same songs over and over, scouring the parking lot for pennies, and getting saved while very, very drunk.

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Baseball Card Bounty

2010-05-25
Length: 19s

Better late than never!  Prithu drops by to tell the harrowing tale of a grown man putting a hit out on a little league football player.  The price?  A box of Upper Deck baseball cards.  Along the way, hear why Upper Deck made for a better bounty than Topps or Fleer, check out the lameness of the Great American Tap-Off, learn about off-season conditioning for 5th graders, discover whatever happened to Lana on Smallville, and learn why Prithu will never, ever, ever let you drive in the rain ... if he can help it.

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The Twitter Game

2010-05-14
Length: 16s

Last week, Bethany and the entire BWB crew were sick as dogs, but we're back with a vengeance this week!  With apologies to Adam Carolla, Chris Weddle is back with the first installment of the Twitter Game.  Weddle has scoured Twitter for the best celebrity tweets (twats?), and Bethany has to guess who said it.  Play along at home!

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Air Guitar

2010-04-29
Length: 16s

Jon joins Bethany to talk about his performance in a recent Air Guitar contest.  Grand prize?  An electric guitar and a chance to go BACKSTAGE to meet DOKKEN!  Click here to see Jon's air guitar performance.

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Marathon

2010-04-25
Length: 10s

Bethany and Ed smash Margie's record.

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Las Vegas

2010-04-16
Length: 20s

Bethany, Wes, and Tripp talk about their recent trip to Las Vegas.  Learn about why you shouldn't bring a cat to the Hoover Dam, why no amount of sex will stop someone from eating fried chicken, a brief review of The Host by Stephanie Meyer, and why NO WAITER should ask if you've been to a restaurant before.

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Theme Song

2010-04-08
Length: 13s

Danny and Bethany discuss Danny's dishonesty, coolness, and his ideas for a BWB themesong. 

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Nerd Alert!

2010-04-04
Length: 14s

Ben's recent trip to PAX (the Penny Arcade Expo) led him to encounter a few Angry Nerds.  He talks to Bethany about them, in turn humanizing them and forgiving them their obnoxiousness.  Also, misogynistic Pokemon, the Social Work Political Machine, and haircuts.  Happy Easter!

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TV

2010-03-27
Length: 8s

Bethany summarizes some of today's (and yesterday's) TV shows using four words. 

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Vegas, Baby!

2010-03-19

No podcast this week, fellas --- Bethany is heading to Las Vegas this weekend!  See you next week.

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Neighbor Favors Update

2010-03-12
Length: 12s

A day late, but NOT a dollar short!  Bethany, Tripp, and Chris update us on the overeager neighbors described in Neighbor Favors 8 months ago.  This week has everything --- $130, cake-baking, neuropathy, and Bethany and Chris doing accents.

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Alan on the Bourbon Trail

2010-03-05
Length: 17s

Jet-setter guest Alan has taken us on his trips before, to Canada and Las Vegas.  Now, he's going down the Kentucky Bourbon Trail, and he's taking all of you along for the ride via the magic of your imaginations.

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Punching Up the Olympics

2010-02-25
Length: 7s

Just add guns!

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Retail Hell

2010-02-19
Length: 16s

Ben shares experiences from almost a decade of working in retail (aka "Indentured Servitude").  Ben will introduce you to the "Jesus Loves You" guy, Ryan "The Bull," a pair of molesters, and The Stallion.  You better pray.  YOU BETTER PRAY!

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Douche?

2010-02-11
Length: 16s

Bethany and Weddle again explore the fascinating man that is John Mayer.  If you missed it or want a refresher, check out the first discussion.

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Death and Taxes. . .Mostly Taxes

2010-02-04
Length: 5s

Bethany discusses her favorite tax preparation company. 

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Worst Songs Revisited -- FIXED

2010-01-29
Length: 27s

NOTE -- The audio is now fixed!  We had some errors with the mp3 encoding last time, cutting out chunks of Alan's track (including his lovely singing voice). THIS FILE HAS BEEN CORRECTED.  If you downloaded this podcast already, erase that old copy and get this one!

 

Bethany takes some feedback about her "worst songs of the decade" podcast, then Alan joins her to discuss his mathematically determined "Worst Top-10 Hits of the Decade," why Everclear and Green Day are full of whiny bitches, and why the Plain White Ts are Von-Dutch-hat-wearing date rapists.  The most song-filled podcast to date!  Thrill as Bethany disagrees with each and every song Alan chooses!  Marvel as the words "best Nickelback song" are actually spoken!

BONUS AT THE END -- a quick rundown of the BEST Top-10 Hits of the last decade, including a stirring a capella rendition of an R Kelly classic and some Rob Thomas man crushes.

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Ben Stonewalls Bethany

2010-01-21
Length: 10s

Ben shares his theory about Brittany Murphy's death (not drugs!), his preference for athletic women, the grossness of werewolves loving babies, the many Bubbles of Michael Jackson, and a fresh take on the fabled SNAKEWINE.  This is easily Bethany's hardest-hitting, most confrontational interview to date.

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Viva Tonga!

2010-01-14
Length: 13s

Blake joins Bethany after a 3 years of living in Tonga, working with the Peace Corps.  They talk about the right way to say "Tonga," mildly narcotic mashed root drinks, the South Pacific Bible Belt, Dan Savage, the "third gender" of fakaleiti, the ironic intolerance of social workers, and how to smoke cigarettes without becoming addicted.

Recorded during Eli's New Year's Chili Cookoff, so there is a bit of a party atmosphere sound in the background, as opposed to the silence of the soundproof fallout shelter we normally record in.

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Best of the Worst

2010-01-07
Length: 14s

Bethany and Weddle debate the worst songs of the 2000's thus far.  Suffice it say, Weddle's list is ridiculous; and, true to form, Bethany makes an ass of herself by nominating some 90's songs and being an overall tool.  Enjoy!

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Eli -- Back Again for the 1st Time

2010-01-02
Length: 10s

Eli joins Bethany LIVE from his annual New Year's Chili Cookoff to discuss Vietnamese Snake Wine (actual bottle consumed at the Cookoff is pictured), chinchilla poop, The Secret, and Eli's last podcast appearance, lost to the sands of time.

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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Poutine

2009-12-24
Length: 16s

Alan comes back with another travelogue, this time about his various roadtrips through Canada.  Learn about how to get through the border crossing with no passport, what the hell poutine is, the problems with the Canadian interstate, the Canadian Candy Challenge, and the best place in Canada to buy Scottish flags.

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Chex Mix, Reese Cups, & Other Awesome Things Bethany Hates

2009-12-17
Length: 9s

A show about Christmas traditions, and why everyone should hate party mix.

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Happy Holidays!

2009-12-10
Length: 14s

Bethany, Aimee, and Danny discuss Christmas songs, Aimee's lack of holiday spirit, and the annoying features of kids' toys.

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Sick Day

2009-12-03

Sorry -- a sick baby, then a sick Bethany, plus Thanksgiving travel (plus data corruption ruining 2 recordings) means no BWB this week.  Check back next week!

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Perfecting the "I'm So Over This" Look

2009-11-26
Length: 8s

Courtney returns to go through this month's Cosmo with Bethany and Brian.  They discuss dudes' "v"s, whether Fergie and Sarah Jessica Parker are broke, round-bottomed shoes, and how to wake up a passed-out drunk with bartenders' tools.

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If They Want My Business ...

2009-11-19
Length: 10s

Jon and Lisa join us to talk about Jon's knack for getting free stuff in return for lackluster customer service.

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Beware the V's!!!

2009-11-12
Length: 10s

V expert Courtney is on hand to talk about the original V miniseries, the dude who played the Beastmaster, and the problems with the current V on ABC.

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Deal Madness!

2009-11-06
Length: 18s


Keith and Bethany discuss day-after-Thanksgiving shopping strategies, the madness of a shopping mob, and the logistics of camping out in front of a Target in the bitter cold with your spouse.  Oh, and because you demanded it, more talk about sheriffs!

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1/2

2009-11-05

Sorry, guys --- our Skype recorder screwed up and only recorded half of the conversation this week.  A podcast will be up, but it will be late.

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Roanoke Grab Bag

2009-10-29
Length: 9s

Bet and Tripp muse on Roanoke happenings. 

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Back Seat Deuce

2009-10-22
Length: 4s

Erin brings BWB back to its roots. 

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Nuts!

2009-10-15
Length: 12s

Weddle and Bethany discuss someone's crazy new girlfriend. 

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Sorry, BWB Fan(s).

2009-10-08

No podcast this week.  Will be back next Thursday. 

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36 Hours

2009-10-01
Length: 18s

Alan joins Bethany for the recounting of his recent sleepless trip the the west coast.  Highlights include seeing Charles Barkley, sitting in a sports book for 12 hours (many of which involved no sports at all), and a medical marijuana dispensary.

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Scarefest Post-Mortem (pun intended)

2009-09-24
Length: 9s

Bethany went to Scarefest recently.  Join her, Wes, and Jackie as they discuss all kinds of Scarefest goings-on: celebrity sightings, handwriting analysis, guys on stilts, John Ritter's ghost, the wrong kind of slutty, psychic predictions, Pentecostal gowns, chubby-girl boobs, ghost hunters, bad plastic surgery, and Teen Wolf's dad.

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Liz's tale of woe (and poop)

2009-09-17
Length: 4s

Liz brings this podcast back to what it's all about --- poop stories.

We know there is a slight buzzing sounds on this one.  We were on the road and not using our normal microphone setup.  Sorry about that.

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The Return of Ed

2009-09-10
Length: 8s

Bethany and her dad are back, talking about the progress on Ed's Aviation Bar and more.

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Labor Day Extra: Little Lord Fauntleroy

2009-09-04
Length: 1s

Chuck has a zero tolerance policy for abusive aspiring fashinistos. 

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Facebook Status

2009-09-03
Length: 5s

Bethany, Chuck & Tripp discuss annoying Facebook statuses. 

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Danny Day

2009-08-27
Length: 9s


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Consider John Mayer

2009-08-20
Length: 9s

Chris and Bethany debate --- is John Mayer a douche or not?

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Piping Hot 'Za

2009-08-13
Length: 7s

Alan sits down to enjoy some piping hot 'za with Bethany.


NOTE -- if you can, DON'T listen to this one with headphones.  There's a weird echo (that we've figured out and fixed for future Skype calls) that is very apparent when you're listening on headphones, but is minimal when listened to on regular speakers or in your car.  FYI

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Tattoos

2009-08-06
Length: 7s

It's a red letter day, people ... a DOUBLE podcast day!  Bethany and Tripp discuss tattoos of all kinds.

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Running Scared

2009-08-06
Length: 5s

Rachel and John talk about being afraid of bugs and stabby Bethany.

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Fun Elvis Facts

2009-07-29
Length: 9s

Ben joins Bethany for some fun and weird Elvis factoids.

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Michael Phelps Racewalks to the Women's Baseball Game

2009-07-23
Length: 9s

Tripp rages about sport pet-peeves. 

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Into the Wild (Sucks)

2009-07-16
Length: 6s

John, Rachel and Bethany talk about why the movie "Into the Wild" sucks so badly. 

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Neighbor Favors

2009-07-08
Length: 11s

If Tripp can stop interrupting for 2 seconds, Bethany will spin a yarn about inappropriate neighbors constantly asking for stuff and the marital stress that came with telling them "no."

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Youth Football Blues

2009-07-05
Length: 14s

Bethany gets Keith over for some funny stories about crazy parents at youth football, but she's not prepared for some REAL TALK about Roanoke race relations.…

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Poopcast 4 -- The Wrath of John

2009-07-01
Length: 8s

Bethany has tried and tried to get away from the topic of pooping at work, but John had some responses he HAD to get off his chest.

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RIP MJ

2009-06-25
Length: 6s

Bethany, saddened by Michael Jackson's death, tries to talk it out with Danny and Tripp.

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Weddle at WWE

2009-06-20
Length: 12s

Weddle discusses his recent "Smackdown" experience. Sorry I call lesbians "dykes". 

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Chuck Chat!

2009-06-18
Length: 10s

After a brief delay, the podcast is back with a vengeance!  Bethany and Chuck ramble on for 10 minutes or so.  Who wouldn't want to hear that?

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Listener Responses

2009-06-05
Length: 12s


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Tripp Wants to Punch Bet

2009-05-26
Length: 9s

The title says it all.

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Margie on Facebook

2009-05-21
Length: 5s

Bethany and Margie discuss Margie's fear of Facebook. Bethany is annoying; but Margie is hilarious.

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Pooping at Work

2009-05-19
Length: 6s

Chris Weddle joins Bethany for another pooping in public discussion.

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Palpations

2009-05-10
Length: 10s

Bethany gets Rachel to share some large animal vet stories.

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On Fire for Jesus

2009-05-10
Length: 7s

Bethany and Rachel talk about the lack of Christian movies and inappropriate Facebook statuses.

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Hair!

2009-05-06
Length: 2s

I'm both afraid to cut my hair and promiscuous with my hairdressers. 

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Margie Has a Mexican Friend

2009-05-05
Length: 8s

I confront my Mom on her more culturally-insensitive tendencies. 

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Henry Speaks

2009-05-05
Length: 47s


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Tripp's Re-butt-al

2009-04-30
Length: 2s

Tripp challenges my poop stories.

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Number 2

2009-04-29
Length: 5s

The ins and outs of Tripp's pooping habits

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Tripp Whining

2009-04-28
Length: 4s

Tripp hates working out and being asked to sit on my lap.

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Ed's Birthday Wish

2009-04-27
Length: 4s

My Dad's plans for the airplane-themed bar. . .

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I Might Be Mentally Retarded

2009-04-27
Length: 4s

 

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Bitching with Bethany - the Podcast

Bethany and friends discuss important topics. WARNING: Very vulgar. Don't tune in if offended by swearing or topics generally favored by delinquent 14 year-old boys.

Bitching with Bethany - the Podcast


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