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Last update: 2013-06-20

Born in the Eighties 97: What happens in the pile...

2013-06-20
Length: 2s

Jon and Lance swap stories, Lance's gears are ground, and remember... what happens in the pile stays in the pile....

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Born in the Eighties 96: Tyler the Handyman Part 2

2013-06-10
Length: 2s

Tyler and Jon record a non-traditonal episode of Born in the Eighties while Lance is out on assignment.  Car troubles?  House questions?  Jon and Tyler talk like they actually know something.  Also, Asses.

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Born in the Eighties 95: Justin Bieber's Monkey

2013-05-23
Length: 1s

Jon recants his experiences seeing Star Trek Into Darkness, Lance waxes philosophical about Dr. Dre tracks. Lance gets an interesting haircut. Jon is accosted by a deaf beggar, and Jon and Lance take a trip into the headlines!

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Born in the Eighties 94: Oh my god.. they saw me...

2013-05-16
Length: 1s

Jon and Lance both saw Iron Man 3, and they talk about that... and interesting experiences in the theater in general.

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Born in the Eighties 93: Tyler's Therapy

2013-05-10
Length: 1s

After a short discussion about the death of the amazing spider man, the show goes into a game of thrones season 3 spoilerfest. If you haven't watched through 5/5/13 skip to the 46 minute mark. There is some great music by the band "Great Divide" and in the second half Jon assays the role of Tyler's therapist so Tyler can get some things off of his chest. Things get really real. You've been warned.  Halftime Music by 'Great Divide'

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Born in the Eighties 92: The Lightning Child

2013-05-01
Length: 1s

Lance visits the Cinema, and admits is hatred of adventure games. Jon and Lance continue to shit on the walking dead. A brand spanking new cinema villain is created.... Lighting. Also, Jo, look what you got right in front of you....

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Born in the Eighties 91: Sludgeaholics Only

2013-04-25
Length: 1s

Jon and Lance talk about the news. Jon recants a time he cried in public, and everyone gets SLUDGED!

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Born in the Eighties 90:The Insidious Toxin

2013-04-17
Length: 1s

It's a Jon and Lance bro-down.  Lance has delivery stories, Jon discusses what really goes on at the dollar store, and his history of accidental feel-copping.  After we finish the idle chit-chat Jon lets things get really real.

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Born in the Eighties 89: Somebody Wins

2013-04-09
Length: 1s

Somebody wins.  Tyler scores points, and everyone remembers working crappy jobs.

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Born in the Eighties 88: Dear Lance

2013-04-03
Length: 1s

Jon, Lance, and Lauren chat about life's greatest mysteries... whether it is ok to wear black clothing and makeup.

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Born in the Eighties 87: I've Got the Fever

2013-03-25
Length: 1s

Jon comes down with the fever.  Lance and Tyler argue about the Walking Dead (spoilers) and blow Jon's mind.  There is an epic battle in the intermission, and Jon spoils who wins.  The crypt yet again opens with a new submission, and everyone gets a little mad.

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Born in the Eighties 86: Best Birthday Ever?

2013-03-18
Length: 1s

Lance has a pretty amazing birthday. Jon and special guest Jay Gabel share stories. Comics, drinking stories, and dogs getting hit by cars! Check out Jay Gabel's writing at Capeless Crusader!

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Born in the Eighties 85: Can I Borrow Your Phone?

2013-03-11
Length: 2s

The gang of 3 is back again. No stripper stories this time.  Tyler has more car troubles, and doesn't really seek a solution. Lance spins a yarn about yelling at a stranger that doesn't have an ending, and Jon talks about the time children ate his popsicles. Also, the guys begin a movie prediction game for the summer of movies 2013! Listen in for your summer movie gossip and predictions.

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Born in the Eighties 84: Field of Dreams of Strippers

2013-03-04
Length: 1s

Jon, Lance and Tyler welcome a special guest. Another female friend of Tyler's.  This one, however, was a house mother at a local stripping establishment.  Hear the horror stories of what goes on behind the scenes of your favorite late night gentlemen's establishment.  Names and places have been changed to protect the not so innocent.

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Born in the Eighties 83: IHOP Parenting Advice

2013-02-25
Length: 1s

Lance again visits his favorite hanging spot, Shabooms, and recieves some parental advice from a group of Dads at IHOP.  In the second half, Tyler invents a new movie game called "Shit or Hit!", and Lance is unimpressed.

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Born in the Eighties 82: Joe Cool Ice

2013-02-18
Length: 1s

The episode in which Tyler brings a lady friend possibly more debauched than he.  This one turned out... interesting.  Oh, and Lance got into a shouting match with a pizza guy.

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Born in the Eighties 81: The Amber Show

2013-02-10
Length: 1s

Tyler is back, and boy does he have a lot to talk about.  Break-ups, bad show reviews, and shady car sales on craigslist.  

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Born in the Eighties 80: The Legend of Adam

2013-02-04
Length: 1s

We talk about the Legend of Adam, as well as many other exciting topics in the 80s of the Eighties episode 80!

HUZZAH!

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Born in the Eighties 79: Hot for Doctor

2013-01-27
Length: 1s

Tyler is yet again out on assignment.  Jon and Lance are joined by Lauren.  Lance deletes facebook.  They take the time to talk about racist and sexist people in their hometowns, as well as interesting experiences with doctors.  Feel sorry for young little Lance, I know I do.

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Born in the Eighties 78: The Education of Young Oliver

2013-01-20
Length: 1s

Ok kiddos!  Tyler is absent yet again, so Lance and Jon sit down by the fire to have a chat with all of you about how to live your life.   There will be tips on how to survive prison, what will happen to you if you don't graduate high school, how to get cash for silver, and how to sing while welding.  All in all a great podcast.  Be careful around subway trains, and don't major in theatre.

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Born in the Eighties 77: Roll Damn Tide

2013-01-13
Length: 1s

Tyler is off on assignment.  Lance and Jon are joined by Eric.  A game of jeopardy ensues, is slightly interrupted by Alex Trebek, and a winner is crowned.  The return of "Dear Lance" brings advice for living your lives straight to you!

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Born in the Eighties 76: Group Therapy

2012-12-30
Length: 2s

Things start out with a typical discussion of movies and comics.  Lance cracks open the sex crypt and things get pretty weird... and everybody walks away knowing a little bit more about this fragile thing we call the human condition.

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Born in the Eighties 75: My Christmas Tree is Delicious

2012-12-23
Length: 1s

Jon, Lance, and Tyler are in the cut and for some reason begin the christmas episode with talk about celebrity sex scenes.  Lance shares 3 dreams, and Jon attempts to trump his stories with his own wacky dreams.  In the second half, Jon counts down his 10 (ish) least favorite christmas tunes.  Happy Holidays from the whole Born in the Eighties crew.

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Born in the Eighties 74: Robin, Boy Wonder

2012-12-09
Length: 1s

Jon, Tyler, and Lance are joined by Matt Haag, chatting about everything from how to properly run away from a falling spaceship, suicides, extra faithful dog owners, two and three quarters of a man to the worlds sexiest superheros.

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Born in the Eighties 73: Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon

2012-11-30
Length: 2s

Tyler, Lance, and Jon brawl over the classic old Ben Affleck vs. Matt Damon debate and things get pretty heated.  The guys also chat about the upcoming fall movies, black friday fun, the founding of www.sexcrypt.com and in the last half hour... things take a dark turn.

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Born in the Eighties 72: Television Time!

2012-11-23
Length: 2s

Jon and Tyler share an intimate chat while Lance is out on assignment.  Topics range from HVACs, to roller derby, and Tyler counts down his top 10 american television shows on the air today.  Jon plots to steal away Tyler's girlfriend, and Tyler doesn't even seem to care. The T.V. debate is informative and extensive.  Enjoy.

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Born in the Eighties 71: When You Wish Upon a Star

2012-11-15
Length: 1s

Jon, Lance, and Tyler chat about shows they would like to see off of the air.  Lance brings a music countdown the likes of which you never could believe.  Tyler opens up the crypt yet again, and we barely get it to closed. Oh, and also... new logo.

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Born in the Eighties 70: So Many Crypts

2012-11-08
Length: 1s

The Crypts are flown wide open when Tyler and Lance both delve into their own personal sex crypts.  All is told, too much is shared, and Lance tries his luck at a biker bar.

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Born in the Eighties: With Keegan Michael Key

2012-11-01
Length: 23s

We sit down with Key & Peele's own Keegan Michael Key, and quizbot interrupts with a serious set of questions.

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Born in the Eighties 69: Chuck Jones is Not a Racist

2012-10-28
Length: 1s

Recording from the brand spanking new Born in the Eighties studios!  The guys ponder disney and looney tunes and whether or not Chuck Jones is a racist.  If you haven't seen the movie Tiptoes... watch the trailer.  Lance brings a song that he recorded, and he totally doesn't do a Danzig impression.  Tyler makes everything go dark.... so dark...

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Born in the Eighties 68: Things Get Awkward

2012-10-22
Length: 2s

The guys chat about bad movie experiences, favorite scary movies, the foxiest first ladies, and how awkward that 1988 beach boys rock n roll hall of fame induction was.  Not to mention Tyler decides to get real quiet...

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Born in the Eighties 67: Croatoan

2012-10-14
Length: 1s

Matt Haag joins Lance and Jon for a very SPECIAL episode of born in the eighties. The guys talk about horror movies, and Lance's car troubles. Smut and eggs, sadly, were not consumed.   Jon, Lance, and Matt talk about stories they wrote when they were 12 years old. Some podcast drama is brought up, the air is cleared, and all parties leave better than they came. Make sure to edit Wikipedia for us! Do it for the glory! CROATOAN!

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Born in the Eighties 66: Ride 'Em Cowboy

2012-10-06
Length: 1s

Jon has a cold. Tyler explains how that if you want to see good butts, to watch baseball. Lance explains the best episode of Family Feud ever. Jon theorizes that the black comedians from the 90s have formed a tontine for brewster's millions. The guys talk about their favorite era of women, and Jon is definitely not into 20s women. We head into Tyler's tales from the Sex Crypt, and nobody leaves unscathed. Tyler tells tales of Dominatrixes, Ropers, and being a drag queen.  The guys also talk 80s and 90s cartoons, and yup... you guessed it... The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles is awesome.

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Born in the Eighties 65: Dubstep Dragon Bats

2012-09-27
Length: 2s

Where do I begin?  Lance has a spectacular experience watching the new resident evil movie. The guys talk action movies, and how Rocky would make a kick ass president. A fan favorite segment "Dear Abby" returns... and things get a tad blue... dark childhood secrets are revealed.  Tune in for probably the best and craziest episode yet!!!  Tell your friends!

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Born in the Eighties 64: Running With the Devil

2012-09-20
Length: 1s

Tyler retuns from an apparently excitingly mundane class reunion.  Jon checks up on Tyler's criminal record.  Jon and Tyler discuss the comedy open mic they attended, and guess what?  Tyler has more car problems.   Lance bestows upon our ears the light and the glory that is David Lee Roth's vocal stylings, sans guitar.  Everyone is real tired, and Jon happens upon the magic that is online soundboards.  Forgive him... please.

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Born in the Eighties 63: Exit Stage Left

2012-09-13
Length: 2s

Jon talks about a co-worker with an odd dream. Tyler lays out his future plans as a stand up comedian and chats about bad movies.  Yeah... Battle Royale is .... just.... o.k.  Lance explains how basically the autobots committed genocide in the third transformer movie.  And everyone plans what could be the greatest movie of all time.... not.

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Born in the Eighties 62: Excuse Me Sir!

2012-09-05
Length: 1s

Lance and Jon are betrayed yet again by a co-host absconding off to family homes. This will not stand! Lucky for Lance and Jon this betrayal will be short lived. With some one on one time, Lance and Jon jaw about what movies were a complete waste of time. Also the lovely Lauren Welch appears to plug the opera-style show she will be in the weekend of the 7th, 8th, and 9th of September.

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Born in the Eighties 61: Ride the Bus

2012-08-30
Length: 1s

Tyler and Jon talk about how to really get out of a speeding ticket, Lance has his gears severly ground, and we all take a ride on Justin's Bus.  Also, Lance likes to loiter around pawn shops for some reason.

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Born in the Eighties 60: You Just Killed Bill Nye

2012-08-23
Length: 1s

Tyler makes a few verbal gaffes, and tells the story about how he stabbed himself in the hand and basically bled all over everything.  Oh, and did I mention?  This is Adam's final appearance.  Also, while the song is pronounced Rev ill lee, the song Jon was thinking about is known as Taps.

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Born in the Eighties 59: The Dark Hudak Rises

2012-08-16
Length: 1s

Jon, Adam and Lance get together to talk about Lord of the Rings races, X-men movies, Jon rips off the Mario theme for Lance's "Hollywood News" segment.  Lance chats about his bed collection woes, awful night out, and everyone is shocked at Adam's betrayal.  Finally, a popular segment returns! The pen-adam-timate episode is on!

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Born in the Eighties 58: Adventures in Drunken Painting

2012-08-08
Length: 1s

We start the show with a bang on discussion of Armageddon, and there are 40 oz beverages to be consumed. Eric and Jon realize that they are 8 oz short. Lance continues to yell at people from his car, and everybody shares stories of their young drinking experiences.  Not to mention technical difficulties, black outs and drunken painting gone wrong.

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Born in the Eighties 57: Air Bud 2, The Golden Mummy

2012-07-25
Length: 1s

Jon and Adam try to explain seventies hanna barbara cartoons, and fail miserably.  Jon falls deep into the well that is the Air Bud saga... and does not return.  Quizbot returns and grills our special guest, Eric.  Also, Jon would totally take a child-ghost bride.

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Born in the Eighties 56: Kirk Douglas, Steal of the Draft

2012-07-18
Length: 1s

Continuing with the debauchery... Lance decides the group should enter into a new Death Pool...  Does this make us all terrible human beings, yes... but you should listen anyway.  All that and a new edition of This Week in Werewolf News.  Listen in!

P.S. Screw Werewolf News . com

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Born in the Eighties 55: I Don't Have a Ruler Ok?

2012-07-11
Length: 1s

WARNING: Explicit! Jon defends Brett Favre's dick picks.  The guys discuss everything sexual and taboo.  Tyler brings it to this extremely explicit episode of Born in the Eighties.  Also, Jon cheats at measuring, and Tyler barely finishes a story.

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Born in the Eighties 54: Ladies Plunder

2012-07-05
Length: 1s

Jon starts with a suggestion for the listeners, Lance wonders how tetanus works, and Adam regales us with tales of lawyerly mails. Also Jon basically gives Louis CK a BJ. Shut up Jon.  Oh wait.. you have some amazing dreams about airplane crashes and pornstar parties?  Do tell...

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Born in the Eighties 53: Are You a Virgin?

2012-06-29
Length: 1s

Warning: Proetheus spoilers.  Lance actually listened to the podcast....  and ADAM HAS A STORY!!!  And he is terrible at telling it.  Also, Lance broke into a bank.. no big deal.  Jon details his greatest high school shame.

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Born in the Eighties 52: Somebody Dies

2012-06-13
Length: 1s

Who could it be?  What is happening?  Who was that mysterious man? Why is Adam wrapped in chains?  Who cares?

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Born in the Eighties 51: Space is Limited, Fun is Not

2012-06-07
Length: 1s

Lance returns and the gang talk about Terminator, terrible Jedi, awful delivery driving stories, and how we are all lovin' life.

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Born in the Eighties 50: The Power Hour of Doom

2012-05-30
Length: 1s

Hey folks, it has been 50 awesome episodes! Hooray! Blame Tyler and Matt for this, but they had a crazy idea for us to do a power hour live! Listeners can drink along (at your own caution) or just listen to us slowly fall apart over the hour. We don't condone deadly drinking to excess and don't follow our example. Good luck and have fun. Here is to 50 more!

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Born in the Eighties Episode 49: The "Adam" Show

2012-05-21
Length: 1s

This is the Adam show.  This show is completely about Adam.  All of your Adam info is in here.  Or not.  Listen to find out.  (The secret of the audition is revealed).

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Born in the Eighties 48: The Squeaky Wicket

2012-05-13
Length: 1s

After some failed news story action. Lance, Adam, and Jon dole out life and relationship advice better than ol' abby could ever do.  To wrap things up, we preview the Adam Show, and Lance discusses the finer points of elevator etiquette.

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Born in the Eighties 47: A Night-time Gurgling

2012-04-30
Length: 1s

Jon regales the gang with stories of toilet mishaps and bad auditions, Jon and Adam talk about their days trotting the boards, and Lance hates his neighbor. Tune in.

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Born in the Eighties 46: 30 Days with Bears

2012-04-23
Length: 1s

Them city boys drink that high-falutin' soda, here in the country we drink pop!  Lance's ex co-worker is constantly running into bicyclists.  Also, the epidemic of bears is ruining this country, and we as a nation need to murder tons of animals and big game in africa to keep us safe, and show everyone we have enormous wangs.  Maybe we just need to spend 30 days with bears to get to know them better.  Set that up Morgan Spurlock.

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Born in the Eighties 45: Fear the Grimace!

2012-04-15
Length: 1s

Jesus strolled into Jerusalem and he was like... "What's up my babies?".  The gang tries to talk about their dreams, but that falls apart as Jon spins tales of the origins of McDonald's character "The Grimace".  Bibles have pages that are too thin, and girls with Tongue studs like to go downtown, and I am not talking about the civic center.  Lance and Jon both decide that if they were super attractive, they would become evil and take over the world. And may Uncle O'Grimacy keep your mugs full of Shamrock shakes.

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Born in the Eighties 44: The Misery Vampire

2012-04-05
Length: 1s

Enter season 2.  Topics range from Butt-chugging to pill parties and much more.  Matt brings the new theme music sauce, and the gang finds out how real Americans reacted to M.I.A flipping the U.S.A the bird at the super bowl.  God damn those Egyptian head-dresses.  Adam has the worst references and enjoys inviting homeless men to follow him home.

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Born in the Eighties 43: The Bruise Brothers

2012-03-23
Length: 1s

The show Heroes had a lot of problems.  Ilsa the She-Wolf of the SS is actually pretty lame.  Adam's reference-ometer is way off, and Adam's ability to prepare for podcasts is questioned.  The guys chat about the new Brian K. Vaughn comic "Saga".  Lance tells the tale of his ill fated pet hamster.  Rather than pawning off this little urine-flinging chain mangling monster, Lance let nature take its course.  The guys discuss how to make Nascar more exciting, and a couple tips on making international flags much cooler.  Finally Jon and Lance form the brand new wrestling team "The Bruise Brothers"

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Born in the Eighties 42: Knock the Dust out of the Attic

2012-03-15
Length: 1s

The one where they knock the dust out of the attic, and explain some schemes on how to get rich.  Ideas range from War Profiteering, to Land Pirating to writing the next young adult book trilogy.  I can see them dollar signs now. Lance really has a hard time grinding his gears this week, listen after the end theme.

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Born in the Eighties 41: Darth Vader is Here for Dinner

2012-03-08
Length: 1s

Lance, Adam and Jon ponder tiny houses for dwarfs, Star Wars inconsistencies, and how god damn terrible Darth Vader was at running the war.  Han shot first, and Darth Vader is who is coming to dinner.  Lance takes the "Psychopath Test", and the gang ponders how those mad scientist russians are going to have our brains in robots by 2025.

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Born in the Eighties 40: Lance, Study your Burgers!

2012-03-01
Length: 1s

Lance and Jon reminisce about their McDonald's work experiences.  Lance makes sure that those hand towels are safe and secure.  Jon needs to memorize his sandwiches.  Lance entails his crazy run in with the world's lamest biker party where someone has their whammy bar tugged.  The gang discusses terrible job experiences, and Jon gives the greatest tip for job interviews... lie.  If allowed time travel, Jon would go back to the 60s, and live Don Draper's life, Adam wouldn't go back in time.  The past is so mainstream.. Adam is a hipster.  Lance would go back to a time where he could use food and small trinkets for sexual favors.  The guys talk about freaky dreams and sexy co-workers.  Adam is constantly shot in his dreams.  Send us your dreams at bitecast@gmail.com or leave us a comment below.

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Born in the Eighties 39: Klaus, Get the Probe!

2012-02-23
Length: 1s

Lauren Welch joins us to battle quizbot, and promote her improv show on Monday the 27th.  Then, Lance, Adam, and Jon brainstorm what would happen if aliens existed, and how adam would react to being abducted by aliens.  (Spoiler: Adam is really quiet and doesn't believe any of it)  Also, listen to how Jon's accent slowly takes a trip around the world.

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Born in the Eighties 38: Always Get the Dry Rub

2012-02-15
Length: 1s

Lance is the Latka of the podcast.  The 3 nerds discuss where on a spaceship they would like to be positioned, run ins with chatty convenience store clerks.  Lance brings up comics, and the terrible death of superman saga of the nineties.  More comics.  Lots of comics. (Especially how lame Moon Knight is) Also, people need to get Mr. Dan Conner, John Goodman, more work in hollywood.  Lance approves of the new Van Halen album.  And the gang previews the movies of the spring and summer of 2012.

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Born in the Eighties 37: Tyler Falco Schott and Snickers

2012-02-09
Length: 1s

We sit down and chat with Jon's very animated ol' buddy and his puppety pal, Snickers.  We discuss why Jon is always bringin' Adam down, Adam's Native American Heritage, and Tyler's 16 year old girl drinking habits.  Tyler brings the crazy, controversial, and insane energy.  Quite a listen.

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Born in the Eighties 36: The Maltese Something

2012-01-30
Length: 1s

You strain to hear the noise coming over the countertop.  Had Joe Dibella's mob goons struck again?  You can hear the struggle out in the hallway.  Was that poor adam, the peg-leg janitor, being ruthlessly beaten and left for dead?  The muffled shouting and beating noises subside, and you ready yourself for the coming gunfight.  Jon, nestled behind his chemistry apparatus, lay huddled in fear.  You, Lance Kilcoyne, private investigator, are the only thing between the mob and the maltese.. something...

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Born in the Eighties 35: Mandar the Elf-Man

2012-01-23
Length: 1s

Jon, Adam and Lance talk X-men, and how zany that cartoon was. We watched it before podcasting, and jesus h christ that show moves at a mile a minute. Lance and Jon mention football and completely silence Adam hamm. Jon makes the most ridiculous references ever, admits his love of blonde haired douche bags, and tries to figure out what sexy lady superhero he would be.

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Born in the Eighties 34: Here Comes the Boot!

2012-01-19
Length: 1s

Lance joins Adam and Jon again for another rousing episode of your favorite mostly-weekly podcast! Topics range from fainting goats, the Rat Pack, Jon's upcoming trip to vegas, recasting the film classic "The Room", and many other inane things.

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Born in the Eighties 33: The Mop is There for a Reason!

2012-01-09
Length: 1s

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Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible Part 3

2011-12-29
Length: 1s

Jon and Adam finish up the holiday podcast extravaganza with the final installment in the Santa Clause trilogy "Santa Clause 3, the Escape Clause".  Which is a title that deserves mentioning as it is the only movie title I can think of where the pun in part of the name is used not as a pun later in the same title.  I sure hope the movie isn't as oddly bad as the title....

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Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible Part 2

2011-12-21
Length: 58s

Jon and Adam watch the ABC family original Tom Cavanagh picture from 2004, "Snow". It is... interesting. Jon and Adam now have a new female obession.. Ashley Williams, sorry Amy Ryan. Mmmm... those shorts. Jon and Adam also talk christmas carol lyrics, and the newly formed countries of Hammbodia and Jongolia. Tune in!

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Born in the Eighties: Christmas is Terrible Part I

2011-12-12
Length: 1s

Join Adam and Jon while they find out just how terrible Christmas can be... by watching terrible Christmas movies and attempting to understand the holly jolly of it all. This week, Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas, oh yeah... we said to watch "A Golden Christmas" ... about that... yeah....

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Born in the Eighties 32: What a Were-Dick!

2011-12-05
Length: 1s

Jon and Adam decree that chinese food will never be eaten before podcasting.  Dragon female chest parts are discussed, and Adam has quite the eye-opening experience.  Skyrim is a land of murder, cat furries, and horrible actions and David Caruso magic CSI. A new segment "This Week in Werewolf News" debuts.  Adam regales Jon with the tales of Wisconsin werewolf sightings! Scary!  Jon proposes a trip to find the Beast of Bray Road, and Adam continues to be a shut in.

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Born in the Eighties 31: Throw Some Wing on That

2011-11-21
Length: 1s

Jon and Adam fumble through trying to make some title sequences and promos.  The accents and impressions are at an all time high/low depending on your perspective.  Talk then moves to how little people do not mix well with apes, and how Penn Jillette solved his birthday party dilemma. (Hint, it involves knives)   The clown brotherhood is extremely racist, apparently.  Adam and Jon talk about their favorite pagan holiday traditions, and say some odd stuff.  Thanks for listening, and have a kick ass thanksgiving!

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Born in the Eighties 30: I'd do anything for 200 Dollars

2011-11-16
Length: 1s

Matt Haag joins the gang for this episode of Born in the Eighties, to talk about stuff... Matt is doing the music for a local show!  We listen to it!  Jon spends most of the podcast unwittingly ripping on Matt.  Adam pays for Chinese food with a Kung Fu DVD.  Beers from around the world are consumed, and a good time is had by all.  All Music in the episode by Matt Haag. Buckle up, this is a long one....

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Born in the Eighties 29: Death and Taxes

2011-11-07
Length: 1s

Jon and Adam reconvene after the horrific fright fest that was the first annual spookening.  Topics range from how terrible Boo radley is at playing apples to apples, good space pilot names, old hanna barbara cartoons, how top cat might have had something to do 9/11, and how terrible Scrappy Doo was.  Dark Jon appears and makes Scooby Doo into a real horror show.  Silky J grew up on the streets.  Jon tells the tale of how he got kicked off of his 4th grade field trip.  Then, things get serious for a bit.  This is a weird one.

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Born in the Eighties 28: The Spookening

2011-10-31
Length: 1s

In this week's born in the eighties, a spooktacular appears!  Jon and Adam discuss their greatest fears, talk shop about the scariest of the famous hollywood monsters.  Jon uncovers a deep secret about Dracula's potato vodka distillin' ways, and Adam stocks up on boxes of Boo-berry.   A spooky bris happens in the apartment, with many Matz0-golems in attendance.   R.A. Salvatore is a dracula, and once was roommates with the pope.  The guys hatch a plan for world domination by going back in time and investing wisely, until Jon betrays Adam!  To wrap things up, Jon and Adam ponder what life would be like with a 35 year old kind of chubby spinster lady ghost, and where they would want to "haunt" if after they died they became ghosts.

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Born in the Eighties 27: Send in the Mexiclowns

2011-10-24
Length: 1s

Adam and Jon decide to masticate on some asian cakes made from pinapples and roots. Adam chokes down ice cream soda, while the papaya on Jon's juice can says "How do you do?". The first "This Week in Werewolf News" segment lands! What is the plural of Dracula? Draculii? Draculum?  Draculae? FIND US A MEXICLOWN! Everything is going great... until Dark Jon rears his head and threatens to destroy all that we hold dear.  I apologize profusely for the end of this episode.  I blame the taro cakes!

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Born in the Eighties 26: Fast Five

2011-10-17
Length: 1s

Jon and Adam cover a myriad of subjects, including introducing podcasts, the after credits dojo, wordpress updates, being killed in dark souls, and a little movie called... "Fast Five" A sock is all you need my friends, a sock is all you need.

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Born in the Eighties 25: The Fall of Video Games 2011

2011-10-03
Length: 1s

Jon and Adam talk video games for the holiday season of 2011.  Casey Kasem's spirit inhabits Jon, and the hot new band "Roll Control" sings the hits. Adam ponders how pee filled water balloons are filled, and everyone talks a lot about video games.  At some point Jon robots out, and Adam confesses his bi-halo-curiousity.  And a warning, the dragon will fall on you!  Stay tuned after the ending music for the shortest full podcast ever.

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Born in the Eighties 24: The Mysterious Benefactor

2011-09-28
Length: 1s

With Jon's battle with a cold subsiding, the guys decide to record an episode.  Jon and Adam jaw about building computers, and being the sickest ever.  Talk turns to T.V. where Adam and Jon head back to a classic cartoon for the ages.  Reboot!!!!  Then talk turns to other shows that are being watched in the death apartment, (Mad Men, Buffy, Angel) until the unspeakable happens.  The mysterious benefactor and Adam activate Dark Jon, and the podcast takes a turn.

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Born in the Eighties 23: Ready the Rumpus Room

2011-09-19
Length: 1s

Join Lance Adam and Jon as they talk tons about block parties, Reserve Police Officer Shaquille O'Neal, Carl Lewis's amazing acting abilities, what police officers can do in their spare time, and how to live the best life ever. www.partyplatypus.com email: bitecast@gmail.com

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Born in the Eighties 22 Part 2: Kevin Smith's Red State

2011-09-12
Length: 1s

Jon, Adam and Lance finally wrap up this 2 part pod-ganza with some chatter and blather about Kevin Smith's newest flick Red State.  Tune in! SPOILERS!! www.partyplatypus.com email: Bitecast@gmail.com

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Born in the Eighties 22 Part 1: Kevin Smith's Red State

2011-09-08
Length: 58s

Lance returns to the podcasting theatre to talk Kevin Smith movies.  The crew watches red state and this is part one of that podcast.  Also, drinks make you talk louder and take levels worse, so things get a bit crackly.  Tune in, part 2 coming later this weekend.


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Born in the Eighties 21: With Jay Gabel

2011-08-29
Length: 1s

Adam and Jon welcome common friend Jay Gabel.  The quizbot gauntlet nearly kills him, but a question about deli meats nearly kills Jon on the spot.  When cake fights pie, pie wins!  Larry Fishburne is a puritan shark in a pilgrim hat murdering young couples.  Many swear words are uttered, and Jon is flabbergasted by his voluminous vocabulary.  www.partyplatypus.com bitecast@gmail.com

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Born in the Eighties 20: The Santa Clause 2

2011-08-22
Length: 1s

Have you ever made a really bad decision due to alcohol?  We watched The Santa Clause 2, and get way too deep into the details of the world of Santa Clause 2. Also, Clone Santa is one crazy son of a B.

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Born in the Eighties 19: With Matthew Haag

2011-08-15
Length: 1s

Our friend and benefactor Mr. Matthew Haag joins Jon and Adam for a chat about things including, but not limited to, computer troubles, podcasting theory, new formats for the show, promise of future guests, the astonishing quizbot 5000, Jon's secret past as a child radio hobbyist, how Tommy Lee Jones is a huge dick, Matt's amazing cats, how the Chimney Sweeps from Mary Poppins are secret ninjas and many more topics.  Remember, Silky J will not choke a bitch, but he will discipline a ho with unpaid vacation days, or a loss stock options.  Matt breaks a chair.  Remember skateboarders, your pain is my happiness.  www.partyplatypus.com bitecast@gmail.com

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Born in the Eighties 18: Fast & Furious

2011-08-03
Length: 1s

Movie PODCAST!!!!!!  Well, if you are looking for movie talk about this week's flick, Fast and Furious, skip ahead to the 45 minutes mark, as Jon and Adam get hyper tangential.  Discussion ranges from childhood halloween costumes, Jon's previous pursuit of the fairer sex, and so much more.  Hold on to your shirts and prepare your tweed and pocket protectors because Shirt-pires are abound in this weeks edition of Born in the Eighties.

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Born in the Eighties 17: Zachary Ty Bryan is in Tokyo Drift

2011-07-25
Length: 1s

You read it! Zach to the T to the B is in Tokyo Drift for some reason. He is also dating the sluttiest girl ever. Adam discusses his shucking and jiving life lessons.  Jon uncovers deep dark secrets of Santa Claus, (yes, again) and Adam fears that things have gone a bit too far off track. Turns out Tokyo Drift is actually pretty watchable, and Little Bow Wow is still a very little person. Jon suspects that he contracted that webster virus. Maybe he was bit by a feral Gary Coleman.

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Born in the Eighties 16: The Worst Episode Ever

2011-07-20
Length: 1s

Jon doesn't know what is going on, his life flashes before his eyes, and this historic moment is captured in audio form.  Watch a man unravel before your eyes.  Laugh at his icompetence and see a man reduced to the lowest of lows.  Seriously, it is bad, what happened? I can't explain it.  Listen and find out.

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Born in the Eighties 15: The Witches of Lake Waubonga

2011-07-11
Length: 1s

Our Fourth of July revelry has laid waste to the recording apartment.  Adam discusses the fineries of "Witchering" and how his new promotion is much more exciting than once thought.  Lake Waubonga will be Adam's camping destination where he will be front captain of the S.S. paddleboat, doing water battle with lake witches.  Jon confuses Sarah Michelle Gellar and Sarah Jessica Parker and remembers the Flight of the Navigator as being a real dick.  Jon and Adam recount famous nightmares, and talk about how scary the grimace is.  Jon talks about his introduction to the dark world of clowning.  2 Words, Poop Steak. 3 Words Boulder Porta-potty Peeper  4 Words, Fake Japanese Pop Idols. 5 Words, Police Taser Middleton Machete Wielding Man.  Watch the documentary "Guys and Dolls", or you might find yourself in a porta potty at a yoga festival in boulder.  Also, Mr. Peeper's Penguins is a pretty messed up movie.

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Born in the Eighties 14: One Fast Too Furious

2011-06-27
Length: 1s

Jon, Adam and Lance decide to sit down and watch all of the Fast and the Furious movies.  It turns out that Lance hates generic cuban villians. We reminisce as a dude totally gets destroyed by a semi truck out of nowhere.  The movie turns out to be one big pal-ing around fest where everybody loves eachother.  Paul Walker apparently is the great white hope in the race driving race wars that apparently occur.  In his sickness Lance decides to watch "Spanglish", and he nearly takes a turn for the worse.  The gang also discusses how to make an awesome popcorn action movie.  Listen in!  comments go to bitecast@gmail.com  or visit www.partyplatypus.com

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Born in the Eighties 13: For All the Marbles in Pakistan

2011-06-13
Length: 1s

Things start off pretty morbid as Dr. Death dies.  Jon makes the case for changing a classic phrase to include Pogs, and Adam tells the sordid tale of Jack Kevorkian's life.  Lance joins in at the halfway mark and zombies silently protest next to disabled children.  Rabid beavers threaten to devour everyone.  Jon drops some biology knowledge about rabid animals for everyone's safety. Germans indeed know how to get freaky.  A Teen wolf viral marketer is found growling at police.  Lance is badgered by scammers Robert Deniro would be perfect for the clown in an IT remake.

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Born in the Eighties 12: Showing Your Insides to Little Kids

2011-05-30
Length: 1s

Apparently all robots are bigots. Adam wants a prehensile tail, while Jon could go for a genetically engineered tentacle in the center of his chest.  Adam decides that in the awesome future, he will have a clone body, and Jon will become a kick ass robot.  Turns out that Robo-jesus is kind of a dick, and Adam will stop at nothing to crush Jon's Un-crushable robot frame.  Gamma Rays flood the podcasting room and Jon and Adam are able to choose their own super-powers.  Turns out that Adam is more racist than a robot.  Drunk men are very bad at robbing banks, they should just pass out in their cars, and Adam an Jon discuss how to properly throw a small child over a pool of lava.  Adam and Jon take a walk around the wild world of accents, and Adam shows his insides to little kids.

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Born in the Eighties 11: Satan's Extended Warranty

2011-05-23
Length: 1s

Jon questions the plot of the "The Santa Clause" movie, and how Randy Savage would have made an awesome Santa Claus.  We also discuss how all of Arnold's bastard children begin their transformation at age 10, and how it is very similar to the movie "Teen Wolf".  Hulk Hogan's Heroes get the better of Colonel Klink once again!  It is a felony to photograph whale raping parties. Our two plucky hosts contemplate how the rapture will go down, and how it is fucked up to confess spanking it to some old dude in a robe.  Kirk Cameron makes a deal with the devil, and ponders getting the extended warranty.  Adam also considers how cool it would be to become a demon, though toiling away at Foxconn for a year sounds unpleasant to him.  www.partyplatypus.com

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Born in the Eighties 10: Pig Power!

2011-05-16
Length: 1s

Pigs become CEOs, and Tag Team sings about them. Yes, Isreal and Palestine are not friends. Lance and Adam argue about pointless things. Godzilla smuggles drugs into Turkey. The Kessler's diamond guy is a huge douchebag.  Kessler's may or may not have the bloodiest of diamonds.  Rubber is apparently the best movie ever made, and Jon can barely wrap hismind around the subject.  Lance brings news from Canada, and the crew talks about their desert island shows. Lance and Adam talk way too much about Star Trek minuatae, and Jon about whips a shitty on the podcast.

Lance uncovers who really caused the challenger disaster.

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Born in the Eighties 9: The Grease is the Gravy

2011-05-08
Length: 1s

Thor comes crashing into the room asking whether or not our drinking problem is truly helping the war effort against the frost giants.  A dude runs in while tripping balls on bath salts and not only steals Adam's innocence, but also runs off with our beloved pet goat named after a children's TV show character.  It isn't Lance's fault that the Mexicans working the kitchen at the pizza place ruined their computer by watching porn, but he still has to do his laundry in that rape dungeon of a basement of his apartment.  We can all agree that Star Wars would have been 100x more depressing with Christopher Walken playing Han Solo.

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Born in the Eighties 8: Let Me Sexplain That to You!

2011-05-02
Length: 1s

A teacher dresses up as Mark Twain but forgets to wear the pants, Jon's 5th grade music class induces a Vietnam flashback. Ninjas break into cars, and get chased away by guidos weilding guns.  A modern re-telling of "Top Gun" would be flawed fundamentally, though U.S. Military planes have kick ass names. In Rural America, everyone drinks and drives, while attempting to elude the cops.  We discuss the Mechanics of getting a blowjob whilst walking, and how  awesome sticking your torso out of a sunroof is. Ghost ride an ATV dirty, and become a living god, meet Jack Hardcase, NBC CEO and remember, Patricia is the worst female name.  www.partyplatypus.com Email: bitecast@gmail.com

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Born in the Eighties 7: Drunk Girls are the Weaklings of the Zebra Pack

2011-04-25
Length: 1s

Adam and Jon are again joined by their guest Lance to talk about everything from the Bat Cave's secret playboy grotto to the ability for drunken girls to take the fall at a party busted by the cops.  Lance outruns the local police, and whips a "shitty" in his dodge neon.  Meanwhile, Jon contemplates whether or not someone died in his car before he bought it.  All of the while Adam tries to decide whether the BK kids club or the extreme ghostbusters is more diverse.   All this and more in the 7th episode.  If you listened to these once a day, that would be a full week, and you would be a weird person for doing so. bitecast@gmail.com www.partyplatypus.com

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Born in the Eighties 6: The Caveman Bus Driver Ruins Everything

2011-04-18
Length: 1s

This week Adam and Jon talk to their good friend and old roommate Lance Kilcoyne.  He is a funny person, and he adds his unique point of view to the stuck up and stuffy podcast that Adam and Jon run.  His new free-wheeling ways upset the establishment and he is thrown out for being too "real".  But, banding together with his new pal Rowdy Roddy Piper, Lance gets set to take over the airwaves with his own brand of realism.   Through a hilarious romp-ridden musical montage Lance takes over the studio from the opressors. Jon and Adam end up with pies in their faces, and a Tears for Fears song plays as the kids win!! Yay!  Also, Donkey Lips is still alive, I repeat, Donkey Lips is still alive. bitecast@gmail.com www.partyplatypus.com

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Born in the Eighties 5: The Ghostly Visage of Babar's Ghost

2011-04-10
Length: 1s

Join Jon and Adam, and their special guest Lauren!  Topics range from pizza dough formed from babies, Babar's ghost, 

Alligator Slapping Machines, Glenn Beck leaving Fox News, Hipster Hitler, Drive by hick shootings, and Nazi's infiltrating the US with make-up mirrors.

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Born in the Eighties 4: Building a Sweet Bone Castle

2011-04-03
Length: 1s

This week, our hosts are joined by a Mr. Tony Trout.  He was not born in the eighties, but his heart is in the right place.  France and its malodorousness are discussed, as well as a lot of pondering on languages in general.  Our hosts discuss their favorite on stage roles, and we get our very first listener email.  www.partyplatypus.com

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Born in the Eighties 3: C'mon French Canada, I thought you were freaky.

2011-03-26
Length: 1s

Outfitted in the finest new recording equipment that tax return money could buy, our 2 intrepid 80's-nauts decide to peruse the news.  Pudgy men win awards for jumping into kiddie pools, women hide illicit substances in odd places, and french canada refuses to be freaky.  All this in more in Born in the Eighties 3rd outing.

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Born in the Eighties 2: David Tennant Squashing 3 small French Bulldogs

2011-03-19
Length: 1s

In this episode, Atlantis is discovered, and we find out that Mrs Neptunia is a bit of a Bitch with a capital B.  Mercury causes the death of thousands of puppies, unwittingly.  Cock shotguns are invented and distribution of such weapons is foiled by the police.  We also reply to Miss Anita Sayed.

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Born in the Eighties 1: Lustfully Yours, Miss Anita Sayed

2011-03-12

Our intrepid heroes wax philosophical about Jake Lloyd spinning mad yo-yos, the Sherlock Hamm detective agency, and the un-importance of "stinking badges".  90's dog makes his skateboarding appearance, as well as Dave Coulier and Jack Ching, Bada Bing the jackalope.  Stay tuned to the end for our first ever reader email!  

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Born in the Eighties 0: Inceptupon, you are the worst transformer

2011-03-05
Length: 1s

This is the inaugural episode of Born in the Eigthes.  Originally recorded in December of 2010, I finally got off of my lazy ass to put this thing together.  This is "patient zero" if you will, of a show I do with my best friend, every week.  Think of it as if you were a fly on the wall of a room full of 2 people talking about complete bullshit, but since you are a fly, you don't see that spider crawling behind you, and you are devoured.  That is Born in the Eighties in a Nutshell.

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Born in the Eighties

3 friends, born in the eighties, forged in the nineties, grown up in the 00s, and in serious trouble in the '10s

Born in the Eighties


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