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410 - It's Time

2013-03-29
Length: 42s

"A man's got to know his limitations." -Clint Eastwood, Magnum Force. A man has to know when it's time to let something go. And our time has come. Our appololgies for our long absence, and for the much longer absence to come. It's been a great ride. We'll see you for our final episode in a month or so.

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409 - The 7th Circle

2012-11-12
Length: 1s

4 More years. That's how long it felt like it was going to take when I was sitting in line at the Special Collections Unit at the Maryland DMV. Also, what would you give to go back and do your 4 years of High School all over again? And, oh yeah. Obama.

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408 - Back from the Grave

2012-10-17
Length: 36s

Sorry for the delay. Between a baby, a lost episode and general ineptitude, we have been gone for a while but we hope to be back on a more regular basis. This episode deals with sophisticated topics like blowjobs from two headed girls, and mentally challenged people fighting lions for your entertainments. It's good to be back. Side note: the embedded photo for the episode is the result of shooting hollowpoint bullets into water. Fucking rad.
 

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407 - The New Arrival

2012-08-20
Length: 1s

Sorry about that folks. We had to take a little bit of time off for the arrival of a new member of the GC family. But we're back now and the episodes will hopefully continue to flow. Not much else to say here. But I hope you enjoy.

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406 - Raptor Week

2012-06-21
Length: 40s

Today is a day of a couple of hypothetical scenarios. Also, we posted a picture of an apparently "innocent" young American girl that one of our European listeners happens to have met. $30K for doing nothing? Maybe not as easy as it sounds. Wanna see the original Reddit thread where this came up? You can find it here: http://tinyurl.com/7ejfbtf

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405 - Vegas Redux

2012-06-06
Length: 44s

Other Jeff joins us for what turns out to be a review of some of our Vegas exploits. What would you give up to hang out with a group of 5 girls for several hours? Good question.

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404 - Zombie Nation

2012-06-06
Length: 37s

Work on your cardio gentlemen. The end is near.

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403 - Live from Vegas

2012-05-23
Length: 33s

The title kind of said it all doesn't it? This is from night 2 of Anonymous' bachelor party from Las Vagas. It's got many of the characters you know and have come to love, and a new one who fucking hate's his new nickname. Fair warning, it was recorded via voice memo into open air through the iPhone, so quality isn't as good as usual, but I was fairly impressed. Hope you enjoy.

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402 - The Team

2012-05-10
Length: 55s

This week, we open with a few items of note and then get immediately into some of our nominations for the The Team. You guys came up with some great ideas for our international death squad, what was most suprising was how many similar nominations there were. We'd love to hear any other ideas that you have, send them on to email@guycast.net.

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401 - Checking Off the Boxes

2012-04-27
Length: 44s

We open with some sports. NHL Playoffs, NFL Draft, America's wild and uncurable addiction to racism. Well, that's not technically a sport. Yet. But give fox a few years. They'll figure out a way to format it. Also we crown a GuyCast Ultimate Guy of the Week (Which is long. Excuse us on that one) and talk about reason's women don't like you. Or us, for that matter. Enjoy.

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400 - A Scenario for Your Consideration

2012-04-18
Length: 42s

We would like your feedback on a hypothetical question contained within. E-mail us your response at email@guycast.net. Need clarification? Drop us a line. Enjoy.

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399 - Welcome to GC6

2012-04-01
Length: 48s

So this is the first episode from the sixth official Guycast Studio. So it's cheating a little. Same house different room. But this does mark the beginning of a new era here. The new studio has a new layout and a different vibe. Also we saw Hunger games at midnight because we're teenage girls.

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398 - GuyCast Book of Sexual World Records

2012-03-13
Length: 55s

It's always been a dream of mine to hold a competition in which people come from around the world to compete in events of the upmost sexual depravity. That's probably because I'm a weirdo who things about these things. But tell me that wouldn't at least get a few million hits on youtube. Also, finding an image for a show about "Sex Records" is really difficult.

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396 - GC Fantasy Wrap Up

2012-03-13
Length: 24s

We go through our 2011 GuyCast Fantasy Football champion's final email, and talk about some of the issues that came up and might be fixed next year. If you're interested in this, please enjoy. If you don't like sports or are from Europe, feel free to skip this one.

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397 - A Man Has Got to Know His Limitations

2012-02-29
Length: 1s

First thing's first. New Website! Guycast.net . That it all. Anyway, other Jeff joins us to discuss male birth control, Snookie (kinda), The 2012 Oscar winner for best picture (SPOILER ALERT: It sucks balls). Full Metal Jousting, banging hookers, porn staring cops, and probably some other shit I don't even remember. Enjoy.

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395 - Baby on Board

2012-02-19
Length: 41s

It's amazing how this show has remained a constant in our lives over the last several years. I can't even imagine what it's been like waching from the outside. Anyway, contained within is yet another step on the path that has been Guycast. Enjoy.

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394 - That's right, Woodchuck-chuckers

2012-02-16
Length: 37s

This may be the most absurd sketch, and I use that term very loosely, that we've ever done on here. There was rum involved, and I appologize in advance for the results.

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393 - The Sixth Element

2012-02-16
Length: 56s

It's what has become a semi-annual tradition around here where we spend the better part of an hour droning on about this years movies. This is the one where we talk mostly about movies that suck.

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392 - The Year of the Pope

2012-01-26
Length: 42s

The final results from the 2011 GC Fantasy Football league are in. And we may have an upset. Other than that, it's mostly Tristan screaming about Tim Tebow. Mostly because he's dissapointed in his idiot friends. Can you guys see through the thin guise of my writting these in third person yet? You can, can't you. Shit.

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391 - Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug

2012-01-26
Length: 49s

Other Jeff joins us for what could have easily been a trip down memory lane, had we done massive doses of cocaine and been unbeleivable retards in our youth.

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390 - Big Booty Bitches

2011-12-18
Length: 49s

Let's put this on front street: Skyrim may not help the delivery rate of this show. But you get this one, at least, so be thankful for that. YOu ungrateful prick. Also, we talk about the raddest innovation in future gaming we've seen in a long time. Any a guy who injected roofing tar into someone's ass. That too.

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389 - We're Too Old for This Shit

2011-11-20
Length: 43s

So Skyrim came out last week, and I'm gonna be up front on this one: This may be the last one of these. Cause it's really good. In other news: Penn State. Ugh.

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388 - MVDs - Most Valuable Drinkers

2011-11-20
Length: 37s

Sometimes you gotta take it upon yourself to take the whole party up a notch. Some people call that Charisma. Other's call it alcoholism. Whatever it may be, the GuyCast heroes have it. It's frankly amazing they made it back from New Orleans alive.

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387 - Insert Lame Steve Jobs Joke

2011-11-20
Length: 43s

Lets play good news bad news. Good news is: the iPhone 4s is out. The bad news is: It's battery life is less that half of the previous generation. It will require twice daily charging. Just kidding. But wouldn't that be awful? Seriously though, Steve Jobs is dead. That's the bad news. But it doesn't seem quite as bad now right?

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386 - And so it begins...again

2011-09-09
Length: 34s

The NFL season is here once again, so we talk about that a little bit. But if you're not a sports fan, no worries! Pretty soon we make fun of a disabled kid, so you have that to look forward to!

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384 - Earthquakes, Hurricanes and Race Wars, oh my!

2011-08-29
Length: 24s

Question: What if Michael Vick were white? Answer: Who gives a shit? I guess that's technically another questions. But these and other burning questions answered on this weeks riveting episode of the GuyCast.

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385 - GuyCast Fantasy Draft 2011

2011-08-29
Length: 1s

Other Jeff and Susan join us once again for this years GuyCast Fantasy Football Draft. 9 out of 10 of our guys were there to make their picks. Mr. Wizzard was a dick and decided not to show. If he hadn't been such a quality contributor over the years, we would be disbatching a high level assasin or homeless guy to take his life. Enjoy.

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GC Fantasy Football 2011 Announcement

2011-08-18
Length: 3s

Draft - Thursday August 25, 2011. 9 PM Eastern Standard Time. Want in? email@guycast.net

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383 - Applause

2011-08-10
Length: 1s

We recap a weekend filled with man shit, but more importantly, Mr. Wizzard asks us for advice on breakups. And with a room full of fucked up individuals like this one, there's plenty of "advice" to be had. And drunkeness. And mostly just lots and lots of bullshit.

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382 - Shoulda Maybe Gone to Rehab

2011-08-10
Length: 49s

Amy Whinehouse is dead. Suprise suprise. We talk some movies. Pretty standard stuff here. Almost 400 episodes. Why do I even still write these?

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381 - Follow the Bouncing Ball Pics

2011-07-14
Length: 1s

Marc with a 'C' from the Face Off Hockey Radio Show joins us for an hour long festival of rape jokes and general frivolity. Warning, stories involving penis removal and batman are contained within.

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380 - Grumpy Old Men

2011-07-07
Length: 36s

So the guys pretty much complain about modern culture for a half hour. Google plus. The Justice System. And the modern system for cutting movie trailers are on the firing line. I hope you enjoy Curmujins. I don't know i that's how you spell that. I'm gonna go with "probably not".

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379 - F*ck Bitches, Get Money

2011-07-07
Length: 1s

A $25K bar tab. An epic drunken weekend by our friend Steve. War Dogs. And in in depth discussion on the deep dark depression that has for too long clouded Sports Bird's life. What the fuck else could you want?

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378 - The Internets iz Not Wut it Seemz

2011-07-07
Length: 54s

Ryan Dunn got drunk and got dead. Beyond that, we talk about a documentary Adam saw called Catfish. Discussion ensues.

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377 - A Bold Manuever

2011-06-23
Length: 1s

Admitting that you quit your job over tension with your previous boss? Risky. Admitting that you spent the last year running an online Head Shop? Bold. Very, very Bold.

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376 - Failure to Terminate

2011-06-23
Length: 29s

Arnold Schwarzenegger had a kid with an ugly hispanic house maid. That's pretty much all there is to this one.

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375 - Tasteless part duex

2011-05-18
Length: 46s

We finally get to the old inbox. Talk a little more about the PSN hacking. Recap the Childish Gambino Show. And, oh yeah, Osamba Bin Laden is dead. We may chat about that for a minute or two.

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374 - Title Creation Error 8801 - User Sucks

2011-04-28
Length: 10s

I couldn't come up with a good title to this weeks episode. What follows is the rambling sentence that came about as a result of the process...We Lost an episode because it didn't save to The Social Network that was probably hooked up to Playstations Network that failed because it was probably attacked by ZOmbies and they couldn't get any help because their cellphones were all jammed by Cage Fighters...

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373 - The Great Divide

2011-04-28
Length: 44s

Is between those who remember Disney Afternoon, and those who are young enough not to.  The divide is vast. For those of you who don't, I highly reccomend picking up the first season of Darkwing Duck on DVD, at least.

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372 - My Name is Richie

2011-03-30
Length: 1s

Strap in. What begins as a standard recap of animal escapes from New York zoos and such, but culminates with one of our favorite stories from our mispent youth. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

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371 - The Day the Laughter (And Some Japanese People) Died

2011-03-30
Length: 55s

Phoenix is back from the brink of death. Charlie Sheen continues on his warpath. Tristan made it back from PAX East. And Japan is falling into the god damn ocean. And Gilbert Gotfried loast his job as the voice of a cartoon duck because of some jokes. Way to go, pussies.

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370 - Haven't you Sheen My Movies?

2011-03-30
Length: 41s

This one may have been better enjoyed in the days following Charlie Sheen's epic public meltdown. In the weeks following, maybe not so much. I'm gonna go ahead and take a shot and say by the time you hear this, he's dead. And this comedy is no longer in good taste.

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369 - Welcome Our New Robot Overlords

2011-03-30
Length: 30s

Our Post superbowl show. Wow...This late posting has really gotten out of hand hasn't it... My Bad.

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368 - Charles, No!

2011-02-06
Length: 58s

We talk a little about why nice guys suck, and Charlie Sheen helps illustrate our point. Susan joins us to talk about why girls hate everyone. And the Superbowl is this weekend. But really, who gives a fuck?

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367 - PSP NGP TOGTFO

2011-02-03
Length: 45s

Sony has "launched" their new portable gaming system. And by "launched" I mean "Let the awesomeness of it's features wash over us for a few weeks" before announcing that it's "going to be powered by a small nuclear battery and cost a billion dollars". Wait, that last part shouldn't have been in quotes. Because that's actually true.

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366 - Three Way Onramp

2011-02-03
Length: 51s

I have written and re-written what was meant to go in this space at least 5 times now, and I realized. It's just not that important. So this, instead of my ramblings, I present to you the first entry that comes up when you search for "Blowjob Joke" in google: One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?" The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."

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365 - Keep the Ball Pics Coming

2010-12-29
Length: 52s

The word is in, and dozens of pictures of guys balls have found their way to Jeff's phone. Please do not stop this. If I die tomorrow and the only thing I contributed to society is that Jeff gets pictures of sack sent to his phone for the next decade, I'll consider it a life well spent.

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364 - Distractions

2010-12-29
Length: 40s

Look. I'm gonna level with you. I've been trying to put together shows for the last hour, and watch The Wild Wonderful Whites of West Virginia at the same time. This shit ain't happening, cuz this film is completely out of hand. I'm sure this episode was good. Just enjoy it, along with the embeded picture of this hot cowgirl chick, and then go watch that movie. Immediately.

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363 - Cultural Sensitivity

2010-12-29
Length: 1s

What's in a word. If that word is faggot. Apparently a lot. Today the boys discuss a point that originated on The Joe Rogan podcast. It's not the first time a point like this was discussed, and the last time we discussed it in regards to the N word, a very nice man called in and threatened to kill my dog, I think. This should go well. Oh, and Mexico is an abandoned Hell hole.

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362 - Unanswered Questions

2010-11-22
Length: 40s

Sometimes the journalists of our times get it right. They ask all the right questions. They probe and followup in a way that gets all the answers. But sometimes, they don't ask the important shit. That's where we come in. I mean, that's where they came in. The miners, I mean. Just listen.

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361 - Send Balls to 410-570-4714

2010-11-06
Length: 1s

This is not a joke. You need to send picture messages of your balls to that number. 410-570-4714. Your balls, your friends balls, your girlfriends balls. It doesn't matter. Or just call and tell him to suck your balls, I don't care. The point is, he must be punished for what he has done.

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360 - Big Hits and Big Pussies

2010-11-06
Length: 32s

Tristan and Fenix disagree about the importance of big hits and football. Fenix is clearly wrong. And it's good to be the one who writes the show descriptions.

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359 - The Panel.mp3

2010-10-18
Length: 1s

Susan brings over a couple of her lady friends to sit in for this week. And they pull no punches. Not sure about the audio quality on this one, but we had a good time, and that's really all that matters, isn't it?

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358 - Mommy and Daddy Are Fighting.mp3

2010-10-18
Length: 48s

This is a weird one.  It starts out incredibly nerdy, discussing the oddities of the universe and our own mortality, etc. And then we take a break. And things get awkward. The explanation lies within. Enjoy.

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355 - 2010 GuyCast Fantasy Draft Show.mp3

2010-10-18
Length: 1s

We had a couple of requests for this one, so we put it up anyway. Might be interesting to listen to who we thought made good picks, now that we're 6 weeks into the season...

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357 - Halo Reach Around

2010-09-30
Length: 37s

The NFL has begun again, and between that and the release of Halo:Reach, we haven’t really done a whole lot with our lives lately. Oh wait. Absolutely nothing has changed.

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356 - Backup Your Shit

2010-09-30
Length: 44s

When I think back at all the computers that have failed during the short and illustrious lifespan of our show, I do nothing but shake my head and cry. I guess what I’m saying here is the hard drive on my computer failed. We saved the show, but the file that tells me what we talked about is gone. And I can’t remember a thing. Hope it doesn’t suck...

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354 - A Whole New World

2010-08-30
Length: 1s

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353 - Two Guys Awful Things

2010-08-19
Length: 44s

So it starts off nice. Fantasy Football. The Guycast Dick Sucking Weight Loss Challenge begins. And then it just goes to terrible, terrible places.

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352 - Premature

2010-08-16
Length: 16s

Well ain't that a bitch. We did a solid a half hour on old school video games and you guys only get the first 10 minutes. Life's a bitch sometimes.

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351 - If He Was President

2010-08-06
Length: 45s

So a guy who used to get high and write music with Lauren Hill thinks that because he mentions Haiti on the radio a few times that he's qualified to run a small country in the midst of Disaster recovery. I heard next year Jude Law wants to be queen of england, and the lead singer for Ramstein is running for Fuhrer of Germany. That's what they have right? A Furher? Or is each leader just called Hitler something. Y'know, like Ceaser? 

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350 - Farewell JTMJS

2010-08-06
Length: 54s

Josh the Mad Jew Scientist joins us before his move out to join the likes of the Kansas Jay Hawks for grad school. Along the way we discuss some things. alot. I hope you like talking about Dave Matthews and rape. Cause that's what you get here...

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349 - CrackJack

2010-08-05
Length: 45s

Fenix has returned from yet another gambling binge (yes we're trying to get him help) and this time he shed some light on some of the finer points of being a dick at the Blackjack table.

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348 - I Have No Idea

2010-07-25
Length: 31s

You thought the last one was bad. I don't even have notes on this one. It could just be the sound of Adam jerking it next to the mic for 40 minutes.  Haha, yeah right. Like he could go that long. Here's to hoping it doesn't suck.

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347 - Mel And Lindsay I Think

2010-07-25
Length: 39s

I'm gonna be honest here. Normally after we finish a show, I take the notes from my master sheet and move the topics we talked about to another document specifically to the episode. Long story shot. I got drunk and kinda didn't do that. What I'm left with is a shee that says two names. Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan. odds are good we talked about these people, but I don't really remember. Here's to hoping it's not 30 minutes of silence.

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346 - TwiHard with a Vengenge

2010-07-05
Length: 40s

We're such assholes. Somehow we allowed talk about the new Twilight movie to hijack, like, 15 minutes of our show about Guy stuff. We should just put guns in our mouths and end it. We are SO BAD at this sometimes. Anyway. The iPhone 4 came out. and we saw splice. But in the face of the first part of the show, who really cares?  Thanks for listening, we understand if you don't come back.

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345 - Post Mortem

2010-07-05
Length: 1s

The GC Gentlemen are back from vacation/Vegas/being lazy.  Among other thigs, we wrap up out OBX Exploits, Adam recaps a "Work" week in Vegas. Tristan bitches about the World Cup (Suprise!). Gary Coleman is dead. And Adam introduces a new rating system for girls in the wild.  Enjoy

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344 - Ice Ice Baby

2010-05-27
Length: 55s

A new game is discovered. The "Guy Code" is examined. And we finally saw Iron Man 2. AKA The greatest sequel ever made. well, that's cleary not true. I guess that's probably Terminator 2, followed by Empire Strikes Back, and then Spiderman 2. And Rocky 4. Then maybe Iron Man 2. But Probably not. Hmm...maybe we should discuss this on the show instead of me writting about it stream-of-consciousness style in the description. Oh well, next time maybe. Enjoy!

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343 - Get Back in The Game

2010-05-26
Length: 1s

One hour and Forty Minutes. Orignal Jeff is here. Drinks are flowing. We're talking about chicks. I can't be any clearer about this. If you can fight through the part about health care, it's one of our best shows in a long time.

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342 - Pwnd

2010-05-19
Length: 53s

An audio file about an hour in leangth created by two idiots for your enjoyment. Proceed.

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341 - Don't Call it a comeback

2010-05-11
Length: 39s

We've Been Here for Years...

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340 - A Terrible List of Date Movies

2010-05-02
Length: 42s

We go back to the well one too many times. We try to cover top ten date movies. But this list fucking blows. They can't all be winners I guess. Our appologies in a advance.

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339 - Ten Signs You're Dating a Homeless Person

2010-05-02
Length: 52s

In addition to a little bit of draft talk, we get into a discussion based on a article from Askmen.com. What begins as "Top Ten Signs You're Too Good for Her" quickly degrades into top ten signs that you're dating either a) a bitch or b) some kind of feminine hobo.

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338 - The Most Dangerous Prey

2010-05-02
Length: 50s

If there was a no penalty, and the guy was a prisoner or a hobo or something, would you hunt a human? Like, in the wild. He's armed with a handgun with one clip and is on foot. You get a jeep, an AR-15 and 50 rounds. Would you do it? I don't think we actually discuss this scenario in the episode. I just thought of it and thought it was interesting. See, further incentive you read these descriptions. Moments of introspection.

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337 - Dear John

2010-05-02
Length: 38s

We dedicate this one exclusively to some of your farewell e-mails. I don't really have anything else clever to add to this one. Ummm, Fenix died last night. In a fiery car wreck. No, no. Don't be sad, he's in a better place now. Unless he's in hell. That's probably not better. Fingers crossed I guess!

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336 - Jessica Simpson is a Lying Liar

2010-05-02
Length: 41s

We begin our dark spiral toward the end with an examination of the latest issue of Marie Claire Magazine and their latest issue in which they insist Jessica Simpson is not wearing makeup. We're here to let you know, that's bullshit, and Jessica Simpson is a bitch. That is all.

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335 - The Beginning of The End

2010-03-26
Length: 30s

 

No Description this week. I'd ruin the suprise. Answers are contained within. Listen at your own risk. Better to burn out than to fade away.

 

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334 - Consensual Assault

2010-03-16
Length: 49s

Can you rape someone who's okay with it?  The answer lies within. The Oscars happened. And St. Patrick's day is upon us. And one of the Cories from that shitty eighties vampire movie is dead. I don't remember which one. The one with drugs. Whichever one that is. Nothing else to see here, the goodness is contained within.

 

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333 - Fistful of Butterflies

2010-03-01
Length: 38s

Sad Pheonix is back. Fuck. The boys discover Chat Roulette. A Killer whale fucking kills someone. Imagine that. A guy named Boner is dead now. And Mr. Wizzard write a review on I Hope Serve Been in Hell.

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332 - Its a Stupid Sport Anyway

2010-03-01
Length: 46s

Tristan goes a little off of the rails this week in denouncing lugging (Louging?, Lugeing? who the fuck knows. it's not a real word anyway) as some kind of suicide sport. He says some things he probably shouldn't have. Kevin Smith has been deemed too fat to fly. And Tiger has finally appologized for his addiction to white girls.

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331 - 40 Minutes on the iPad

2010-03-01
Length: 40s

Well, the title pretty much says it all. Sometimes our inner nerd just reaches up and grabs a hold of a show and doesn't let go. Enjoy anyway.

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330 - Define Phantom

2010-01-25
Length: 1s

Marc extends his stay with us as we dip into the GC Male bag. We've recieved a slew of first time e-mails from listeners around the world complaining about how we don't do enough shows. I suppose they also provide a few stories, but all we hear is criticism. We're fragile like that, though. Also, by this point we'd been drinking for almost a full half day, and this is one of the most horrifyingly graphic shows we've done in a while. But here we just call it Old School.…

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329 - The Knuckle Puck

2010-01-25
Length: 1s

Marc from the Faceoff Hockey Show joins us for an impromptu Sunday show. And it goes a little something like this...…

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328 - Tales From The Electronic Gaming Emporium

2010-01-07
Length: 44s

Welcome back from the holidays. We start of the new year with actual new content, unlike most other media outlets who spent the last two weeks running Best Of's, we skipped the middle man and provided no content at all. But now we're back and ready to provide details of Tristan's work history. Fascinating. How often do you finish an Episode of Guycast and ask yourself 'Was that really the best thing I could've done with my time?'. Me? I ask myself that all the time. Enjoy.…

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327 - Bump and Grind Redux

2009-12-16
Length: 52s

Exactly 100 episodes ago, we did one of my favorite segments in GC History. We read the story of young man who loved to fuck his car. Yep, no typo there. Thank god BBC America decided that this subject deserved it's own Documentary. And it's worth every minute of your life you spend watching. Enjoy. Oh yeah. Chris Henry is probably dead now. Wow. Weird.…

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326 - Man Date

2009-12-13
Length: 1s

It's been a while but we're back. I can't even begin to describe some of the places this goes, but let's just say that Fenix and Tristan shared a very special moment late on normal Saturday night. It still makes me shiver when I think about it.…

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325 - AntiSocial Networking

2009-12-13
Length: 41s

Anonymous and Other Jeff join us this evening. It's an interesting study in listening to worlds oldest young men rail against social networking in all its past, present and future forms. But these guys barely like people in really life, so it's not hard to figure out why they hate facebook…

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324 - One Shining Moment

2009-11-12
Length: 50s

We take the time to highlight college basketball's gayest moment every year. And then for the rest of the time, we try and help one of our loyal listeners navigate the densly populated minefield known as the friend zone. And we talk about putting your dick in hot buttery popcorn. Not gay at all.…

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322 - Cross Section

2009-11-09
Length: 49s

World series? Meh. The continued collapse of Fenix's beloved Redskins? Eh. Cartoon Porn? Now THERE'S something we can all get behind.…

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323 - Out of His Gourd

2009-11-09
Length: 41s

We once again revisit the semi-coherent ramblings of one of Fenix's favorite drunken aquantences. Aaaand a bunch of people got killed in Texas...that's not funny at all. But, Gourds though. That makes it better, right. Gourds? HA! It's comedy folks. It's a coping mechanism. Fucking relax. I hope you get killed.…

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321 - Blowjobs FTW

2009-10-19
Length: 34s

This segment is going to sound just dry-asspoudingly-gay if taken out of context. But fuck you. This is important god damn work we're doing. This is one of the first segments I suggest cutting up, burning to CD, and giving to your girlfriend for Christmas. But title it like it's a cute mix CD "Mike and Diane's X-Mas 2009 Mix" or some shit. She puts it in to her cars CD Player on the way to return gifts with her mom, and boom! She's better at blowjobs, now. Your Welcome. You and your Dad.…

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320 - SortaNormal Activity

2009-10-19
Length: 31s

Pretty straight forward here. Paranormal Activity. We saw it. We approve. The Redskins. We've watched them. We dissaprove. Da Ticklah is Undefeated in Fantasy. We approve. Susan is the Leading scorer. Remember what I said? Remember what I said if she wins. GuyCast. Over. See if I'm kidding. I might as well just rubberband up my nuts and slice them off with a whisk...or some other dull inneffective kitchen tool. I'll think about that. Since you guys can't seem to man up and get it done. Fuck.…

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319 - Change of Plans

2009-10-19
Length: 32s

Well, we were all set for a great couple of show. Original Jeff, Other Jeff, Fenix and myself were all ready to get together, have some drinks, and say spray some wildly innapropriate shit out onto the interwebs...needless to say, there was a change of plans.…

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318 - Drugs Part III

2009-10-06
Length: 1s

Let's play a game called Good News Bad News. Good News. Jeff is back. Hooray! Bad News. He's addicted to drugs. Booo! Anyway, what follows is a long, kinda painful conversation about hihs eventual decent into 3 days of drug indused madness. Wow. If you enjoyed part II, you'll probably love part III.…

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317 - A Mans Home

2009-09-20
Length: 30s

These stories come across the news desk here at GC every once a while, but rarely do they end up with the intruder quite so...dead. Also we discuss a highschool teams 83-0 manhandling of a rival school, and Kanye West's kind hearted and thoughtfull treatment of Taylor Swift.…

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316 - E Mailathon

2009-09-20
Length: 1s

Here it is, the longest episode in GuyCast history. What started as an innocent attempt at answering a few e-mails, ends up as almost a two hour trip down the road of more topics than I can write about here. We hope to one of these again soon, but until then. Enjoy this.…

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315 - GuyCast Fantasy Draft

2009-09-15
Length: 1s

If you don't like Football, Fantasy Football, or GuyCast, Then you can probably skip this one. It's a recording of four out of ten of us participating in our innaugural Fantasy Draft. Hope it's marginally entertaining.…

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314 - Killin Nazis

2009-09-15
Length: 40s

This one's all over the map. To Start off with, Adam's GF Ali is in the studio for this one, but you can't really tell. Susan, however is also in studio. And you can, in fact, tell. There is lively debate on the merits of Quinten "Cut Trailers to look like the movie is about something that it's not really about" Tarentino's new movie "Spelled Incorrectly because that makes me seem edgy", also known by it's french title "Not really about killing Nazi's at all, mostly about tense conversations over tables." And by lively debate, I mean Tristan thinking the movie was shitty, and Adam being suprised by how upset Tristan is by the whole thing. Also Ted Kennedy is dead. Big day.…

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313 - Sportgasm

2009-08-27
Length: 36s

It's that time of year again where we get real, real deep into the world of sports.  News out of the NFL, NCAA, Jail, and of course, it's the time of year again where Bret "The Worlds Biggest Attention Whore" Farve has decided to come out of retirement.   So enjoy the update, and for those of you interested, stay tuned for the GC Fantasy Draft on Wednesday Sept. 2 at 10 pm EST.…

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312 - Finally Fantasy Football

2009-08-17
Length: 38s

Big day here for the guys. Michael Vick signs with the Philly Eagles, Billy Mays was a drug addict.  John Hughes is dead now. Sad Face. Adam made it back from the third world in one piece. And Tristan takes a big hit for his convictions by swearing off Fox.  In other News, GuyCast will be starting up a fantasy football league this year.  Hit us up at Guycast@gmail.com if you wanna play.…

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311 - Beautiful Disaster

2009-08-17
Length: 33s

Tristan gets his wish when Asylum.com celebrates A Day Without Megan Fox.  Also, we discuss the inevitable return of Michaels Vick and Schumaker.  Also, everyone stop being such pussies about loud summer movies. I remember when movies being loud was called being fucking awesome.

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310_GuyCast_-_310_-_TheRapist_for_500_Alex.mp3

2009-07-28
Length: 44s

orts week here at GuyCast but with almost no actual sports news.  Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of Rape, and Erin Andrews was virtually raped by a pervert through a peep hole.  Some pitcher threw only the 18th perfect game in Baseball history, and it’s the third most important sports story of the week.  Who knew.



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307 - Video Podcast

2009-07-15
Length: 26s

Well here it is.  The GuyCast video podcast.  It just gives you a quick tour of the studio and about 15 minutes of episode 307.  The full audio file will be available for 307 shortly.  Hope you guys enjoy.  We'll do more if the interest strikes us, or you.  Let us know.…

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309 - Women Are Lying Whores

2009-07-14
Length: 56s

This is one of my favorite episodes in a while.  We tackle an article from Askmen.com entitles "Five Lies All Women Tell".  About half way through and we wizen up and bring someone without a penis in the room.  Susan tries to help us understand why all women are lying liars who just lie all the time.  And also succeeds in making Tristan feel really awkward.  Enjoy.…

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308 - Megan Fox = Overrated

2009-07-14
Length: 35s

So our springboard for this particular discussion is the fact that I've heard way too much lately about how Megan Fox is the hottest woman on the planet.  Everybody just chill the fuck out. Nobody's saying she's not an incredibly hot chick.  But there are plenty of those in the world.  In fact, I bet in L.A., she rates a 9 at best.   Anyway, from there we talk about movies for a half hour.  Oh, and Steve McNair's Dead.  Who cares. Sometimes it just happens. The talk about movies I mean, I've already moved past McNair.

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306 - Don't Anger the GuyCast Gods

2009-07-14
Length: 36s

So since I'm writing this a couple of weeks late we know that, in retrospect, this was the beginning of a string of celebrity deaths.  And once again, we happened to make off handed jokes about it no less than a week before.  Beware listeners.  Have we joked about your death on show?  Well, thanks for listening,  Put us in the will!…

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GuyCast - 305 - GuyCast Grabbag

2009-06-22
Length: 56s

Time for some e-mail catch-up. J-Rod checks in to keep us on a toes for out numbering system. Rocko from The 1 Night Stand shares a story about a 3-way with a whale. And Scott writes in to make Tristan admit his love Scott Sigler's audio book The Rookie. And we get really drunk. Again.…

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GuyCast - 304 - Technology is Awesome

2009-06-22
Length: 35s

Well, we try to not let our nerd hang out too much on the show, but every once in a while it just slips out when some sweet bit of flamewar pops up like the new iPhone vs. Palm Pre. It goes on a bit long. On another note, Josh the Mad Jew Scientist drops by, and we reward that behavior by berating him for 10 minutes about his habits of music theivery.…

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GuyCast - 303 - God Damn Computers

2009-06-22
Length: 31s

Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. The Laptop that we run all of the show content off of finally took a dump. As a result, I'm not sure what we actually talked about on this one. But you can probably figure it out right. Blah blah blah (insert athlete here) is a douchbag. Instert dumb citizen doing incredibly dumb thing, what an asshole! Insert horrifying sexually themed joke, half-appology, followed up by another joke. This time probably with less appology and more laughter.…

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GuyCast - 302 - Threes Company - And Awesome

2009-06-11
Length: 45s

Marc continues his visit, we all continue to drink, and we spend 30 minutes talking about the only thing that's better than having wolverine claws. If you don't know, then I can't help you. But believe me. It's awesome. Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 301 - Marc Stops By

2009-06-11
Length: 31s

Introducing Marc, he's 25% of the Face Off Hockey Show, Adam's early college roomate, and a closet homosexual. Well, that last part isn't true, but he's not here to defend himself, now is he? We shoot the shit on the new Star Trek, Adam's new ride, and of course, and little of the Hockies.…

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GuyCast - 300 - This is Madness

2009-06-09
Length: 49s

What the hell could we possibly say that hasn't already been said. 300 episodes of this crazy bullshit. And you guys are still here? Can't thank you enough. This has all been for you guys. You keep listening, We'll keep talking. Enough writting. Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 299 - Bronx Bomb Factory

2009-05-26
Length: 31s

In a classic GC mishmash of guy-related bullshit, we cover a wide range today. We begin with a discussion on the yankees new billion dollar homerun factory that they've built in the city, and Tristan surmises on some of the finer rules of baseball and why they're bullshit. We move on to Marijuana, Dane Cook, and Tattoos. Big day. Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 298 - Kinda OK Looking 100

2009-05-26
Length: 30s

Every year Maxim trots out their hot 100 list, and every year it's littered with a few repeat offenders, lots of women who have happened to be on their covers and do interviews, and then there's always a few that you look at and say "Wha?". It's my opinion that #1 is one of those. How can you look at your readers with a straight face and say "This moderately ok looking woman is clearly the hottest woman on The Fucking Planet. Period." Fuck you. You didn't even choose a good picture of her. Dipshits.…

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GuyCast - 297 - Saving Private Douchebag

2009-05-14
Length: 1s

And by Private Douchebag, I mean Phoenix. And by Phoenix, I mean Adam (Last Name Censored, because he would kill me for writting it here. Although I have half a mind to do so just so that the death threats come rolling into his house for the most monumentally stupid, idiotic, retarded thing that has ever come out of anyone's mouth.) Anyway. Here's an hour on movies. Good times. Adam and I are no longer friends. Podcast over. Thanks for being here. Hope you enjoyed the ride. I hate him so much.…

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GuyCast - 296 - Swine Flu and Sports

2009-05-14
Length: 34s

We come back from our vacation, finally. Swine Flu free, much to our suprise. We get started by doing a solid half-hour on sports. If you're not a sports fan. Sorry. We'll see you at 297.…

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GuyCast - 295 - Going for the Tit Part II

2009-04-30
Length: 38s

One of our young wards comes back to us or some advice on dealing with his fickel young mistress. And we attempt to help. Along the way we end up talking about forcing 11 year olds to watch hard core pornography...but we get there. Eventually.…

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GuyCast - 294 - The Danger Zone

2009-04-30
Length: 31s

There's nothing more fun for us than to get a little bit of party juice into us, step off on a topic...and then just run with it. Today's an in depth discussion on the etiquitte of the male high five/hand shake/ball in socket. Where it ends can only be described with the love that three men can have for two other men playing beach volley ball without their shirts on. Yep, that sounded gay. Go ahead and listen. It doesn't get any better from there.…

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GuyCast - 293 - Octocunt

2009-04-23
Length: 53s

This is a movement we invite you to join. Don't like someone or something? Fuck the strongly worded letter. Just don't buy it. Don't watch it. Don't give them the satisfaction. Also, we talk about Wolverine. Yeeaahh...Snicky Snicky Snoik.…

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GuyCast - 292 - Hey Jealousy

2009-04-23
Length: 40s

Susan swings by the studio (and by swings by i mean, i yelled out into the livingroom for her and she came in) to chat with us about what makes the jealouse monster tick, and what makes him repulsive. We also talk about pirates, the retirement of John Madden, and what do the GuyCast Heroes look at on their own time?…

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GuyCast - 291 - Phoenix's Wild Ride

2009-04-13
Length: 33s

We jump off from the point of Adam's 1996 Mercury Pillager. He needs a new ride. Bad. From there it's a quick trip (race?) down memory lane. We did lots of stupid, stupid things when we were kids with our cars. And still do sometimes. Here are just a few of those things.…

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GuyCast - 290 - Sleep When You're Dead

2009-04-13
Length: 37s

This is one of those rare episodes that starts with some pretty mundane ingedients, but comes out delicious. Like Pizza. The NCAA Championship, sleep, more on cancer, a new listener, and more chatting about shitty theaters. As always, the devil is in the details, so get listening.…

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GuyCast - 289 - The First Rule of Fight Club

2009-04-13
Length: 33s

This episode is a little dated (a few weeks) because it disapeared into the deapths of Adam's Laptop for a couple of weeks. But it's a good one. We have everything a guy needs here: Cage Fighting (in a a real cage), Booby Traps (with real boobies) and Amputee Fucking (with real...Stumps?). Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 288 - Twitts Are For Kids

2009-04-06
Length: 57s

Alright, I gotta a couple e-mails asking for me to continue writting these, so I guess I'll give it a shot. Bad news first. The real 288 is on Adam's laptop, so this is really 289, but it'll be labeled 288. C'mon, you're a smart guy. Don't make this weird. Just roll with it. And in the meantime if you're bored, you can go to twitter.com/guycast, and see what's going on in the world of GC.…

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GuyCast - 287 - Four Year Party

2009-03-26
Length: 42s

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GuyCast - 286 - Courage Juice

2009-03-26
Length: 1s

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GuyCast - 285 - Cameron Diaz Hates Children

2009-03-11
Length: 54s

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GuyCast - 284 - Nerds With Guns

2009-03-11
Length: 46s

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GuyCast - 283 - My New Haircut

2009-03-05
Length: 34s

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GuyCast - 282 - Kablamo

2009-02-23
Length: 1s

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GuyCast - 281 - Bubble Blowing Champions

2009-02-23
Length: 41s

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GuyCast - 280

2009-02-19
Length: 35s

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GuyCast - 279

2009-02-19
Length: 31s

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GuyCast - 278

2009-02-19
Length: 31s

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GuyCast - 277 - Listener Email Catchup Show

2009-02-02
Length: 1s

You guys have sent us so many good emails lately, that we've fallen behind. so we begin recording with e-mail #1, and won't stop until we're through them all. Thanks again guys, and keep 'em comin.…

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GuyCast - 276 - A Question of Etiquette

2009-02-02
Length: 1s

The Oscar nominations came out last week. Jeff and Tristan disagree what makes a movie qualify for best picture. Tristan thinks that a movie has to be good, Jeff just thinks it needs to be made by Pixar. When we're done with that, Susan joins us for a discussion on the etiquette of keeping pictures/items from old girlfriends. Enjoy…

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GuyCast - 275 - Current Events

2009-01-22
Length: 42s

After two episodes in an evening, we finally get to those important topics, that Tristan has been trying to get to for several hours now. The payoff? Of course, great buildup, for little payoff. Just like a sexual encounter with a GuyCast Hero. Have fun. And when you leave unsatisfied. Try not to make too much noise. We're sleeping. There's a five on the kitchen counter for your cabride. Don't call us... Yeah, that's it. Just don't call.…

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GuyCast - 274 - The Songs of Yesteryear

2009-01-22
Length: 30s

What is the song that you hear that takes you back to a specific time and place. Or maybe just brings up a series of emotions you don't always feel. Is there on particular bar of one chorus of a song that takes you back to a middle school dance and then immediately gives you a stiffy? That's pretty much the topic for today. Enjoy just a short chapter out of the lives of our heroes.…

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GuyCast - 273 - GC AI Goodbye

2009-01-22
Length: 34s

We're such f***ing hypocrites. We complain about how much we hate all of the media hype over American Idol, and then we spend an entire show tlaking about it. Now the only difference is, all we do is talk about how much it sucked, and we swear that this will be the last time that we talk about it for the entire season. Unless somebody dies...on the show. That would be totally sweet.…

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GuyCast - 272 - In Retrospect This is Really Gay

2009-01-14
Length: 1s

GuyCast Hero #1's back and we did a marathon episode. You get an hour and a half of Jeff's checkered past, our theory's and methods for rating and dating women, foursome etiquette, and some really, really gay rating of one another towards the end of the show when the drinking really gets ramped up.…

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GuyCast - 271 - 2008 Year in Review

2009-01-14
Length: 42s

This is pretty self explanitory. If you don't know what this one's about, then you probably can't read. And are hence, probably not reading this. So why would I even write this for a guy who can't read? I don't have time to be sitting around writting long winded descriptions for episodes that will never be appreciated, either because of a crippling learning disorder or by your complete lack of respect for the educational system. Fuck you, you unappreciative jerkoff.…

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GuyCast - 270 - Fat Bastards

2008-12-23
Length: 37s

Tired of the cramped spaces on board airplanes? All you gotta do is put like, 3 or 400 pounds, and now they have to give you an extra seat for free! I don't know about you, but I'm looking into industrial sized containers of crisco and home delivery IV equipment. My Chrismas flight to florida's gonna be awesome.…

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GuyCast - 269 - Standoff

2008-12-23
Length: 30s

The Dynamic Duo of Other Jeff and Josh the Mad Jew Scientist join us for a pair of shows tonight. We start with a little bit of chat about Christmas, Global Warming, and a man who gets his butthole sewn shut. I suppose that list should seem a little odd, but giving the context of this show, I guess it's not really. We finish up with a man who commited suicide with a chainsaw. Fuck. Yes.…

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GuyCast - 268 - Stick Em Up

2008-12-23
Length: 39s

I have four things written in front of me that describe this show. Stick 'em up (I believe that's the opening music we chose), one night stands, ten steps for a one nighter, and Die Hard. I don't really remember anything about any of those. I hope it was good. Assuming I was there.…

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GuyCast - 267 - Hookers Horseplay and Shoes Oh My

2008-12-23
Length: 38s

We open up today with some hypotheticals such as Would Adam fuck a hooker for free? And where exactly does Adam's moral compass point? Also, after eight years, someone finaly took a shot at bush. Unfortunately, it was only with a shoe. What are you gonna do?…

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GuyCast - 266 - Foreplay is for Losers

2008-12-16
Length: 29s

Good news boys! A new study says foreplay is over rated! That's right. No more spending all that time with kissing and touching. Just get her pants off and go right for it! And when your girlfriend asks you why you're trying to fuck her without even making eye contact, you just tell her "It's science baby!". Now, the bad news is, that same study says that while you don't need to spend more tim eating box, you do need to actually have sex for, on average, a full 15-20 minutes. Which, let's be serious, it might has well say a day and a half.…

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GuyCast - 265 - Inevitable

2008-12-16
Length: 37s

The Maryland Terrapins continue to break the hearts of our GuyCast heroes. Things have changed a bit in the GuyCast pick 'em results. And finally, GuyCast gets the inevitable e-mail from a black listener about Tristan's racial diatribes.…

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GuyCast - 264 - Geek Squad

2008-12-04
Length: 35s

Tristan saw Quantum of Solace over the weekend and still has no earthly idea what the title fuckin means. We talk a little about the new Star Trek movie, and quite a bit about video games. The new XBox dashboard etcetera. Man, we are huge nerds. Anyway. Enjoy. We'll be back with two more shortly.…

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GuyCast - 263 - All Clear on the Firing Line

2008-11-20
Length: 41s

Other Jeff continues his stay at GC5, and even Susan joins us for a little bit. Please forgive her folks, she gets mean when she's drunk.…

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GuyCast - 262 - Fine Young Cannibals

2008-11-20
Length: 33s

We saw Zak and Miri. We review the official website of the fleshlight. And then we recall one of the most horrifying tales to happen in real life.…

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GuyCast - 261 - Insert Clever Election Title Here

2008-11-20
Length: 34s

The GuyCast election special. Just like CNN only with more swearing. And drinking. Come to think of it CNN would be alot better if it was just Wolf Blitzer swearing and drinking. Listen to me. Just full of ideas and no ambition or follow through. And that's why assholes still rule the world.…

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GuyCast - 260 - Phuck Philly

2008-11-04
Length: 29s

Congrats to the Phillies...the only thing to come out of Phillidelphia in 25 years. Besides a movie about AIDS starring Tom Hanks. But who wants to be known for AIDS?…

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GuyCast - 259 - Miss Larceny USA

2008-11-04
Length: 33s

What if you could erase the more painful moments of your life? Would you? Has this topic already been discussed ad nauseum by a critically aclaimed Jim Carey movie? You be your ass. Does that stop us from talking about it here? Fuck No!…

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GuyCast - 258 - The Sound of Silence

2008-10-23
Length: 28s

It's been coming for a long time. Sorry you had to wait so long. The sound quality on Guycast is now near perfect (IMHO). Oh yeah, and it's been three years since the birth of GuyCast. As always, thanks to all of you who helped us get this far. Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 256 - Competitive Partying

2008-10-14
Length: 34s

Sometimes a party goes to another level. Sometimes it's that gallon of homemade "moonshine" that your friend's friend brought, maybe its the slutty girl who decides to get gangbanged in the living room while "Everybody Loves Raymond" plays on the TV...And sometimes it's just a little bit of competitive spirit.…

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GuyCast - 257 - Soft Serve

2008-10-14
Length: 34s

Other Jeff joins us for an episode of odd questions, wierd hypotheticals, and a little bit of discussion about what would inspire a smokin hot 24-year-old blonde to bang the likes of Hugh Heffner, besides the obvious alure of his ancient, wrinkly balls.…

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GuyCast - 255 - Tristan and Adam, Traffic Heroes

2008-10-02
Length: 26s

NFL Pick 'em update, traffic chat, among other things. Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 254 - More Tits, Less Bones

2008-10-02
Length: 31s

You ever watch a high fashion show, and realize that your having a hard time getting a hard on because all the models look like they're either young boys, or suffer from a crippeling eating disorder...either one is a distinct possibility. The good news is, things are starting to change.…

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GuyCast - 253 - Happy Nine Eleven Day

2008-10-02
Length: 30s

9/11, The greatest movie quotes of all time. And preparing for one of the greatest movie sequels of all time.…

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GuyCast - 252 - There's No Reason for This

2008-10-02
Length: 34s

We're so sorry. We're so so sorry. This is what you get for recomending we drink for every episode.…

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GuyCast - 251 - Other Payment Options Include

2008-09-24
Length: 35s

Little bit of movie chat, the fate of Tom Brady, and a little talk about other ways of taking care of the tab at the end of the night.…

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GuyCast - 250 - Social Aftermath

2008-09-24
Length: 33s

The aftermath of the 249 social lubricant debacle.…

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GuyCast - 249 - Social Lubricant

2008-09-02
Length: 44s

Fingerbang. Isn't that a great word?  I think it's underused in modern day society.  Anyway, we get drunk (yes, again) and get Josh the Mad Jew Scientist and Other Jeff to open up about their deviant sexual pasts.  And it is F*ckin awesome.

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GuyCast - 248 - A Running Theme

2008-09-02
Length: 31s

Have you ever wanted to... Do you sometimes think that... Are you a complete freak of nature so sometimes you wanna... Neverfuckinmind...Here it is...Again. Jesus. What's wrong with us?

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GuyCast - 247 - A Bridge Too Far

2008-08-29
Length: 32s

This episode just goes to show you that a little Other Jeff, and a lot of Captain Morgan, goes a long way.  By the way, the computer crashed mid episode, that's why the wierd break at about 16 min.  Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 246 - The Other Jeff

2008-08-29
Length: 35s

Our buddy "The Other Jeff" Stops by for an evening of Drinking, debauchery (That's spelled wrong. Like I give a fuck. that's a fag word anyway) And just a teeny little bit of show.

 

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GuyCast - 242-245 - Come Back Compilation

2008-08-19
Length: 2s

Finally, GuyCast returns. It's been a rocky road back, between computers crashing and losing episodes. But here they are. Some more explaination lies within, but the important thing is we're back. Enjoy.

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GuyCast - 241 - I Want to Believe

2008-07-29
Length: 26s

Do you believe in aliens. Probably not. But that's because you're not retarded. But Tristan is, and so he does. You can now hit up GuyCast via Facebook if you're so inclined.

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GuyCast - 240 - GCI II

2008-07-29
Length: 30s

Again the title says it all. The return of GCI.

 

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GuyCast - 239 - I Hope Bret Farve Dies Soon

2008-07-29
Length: 32s

The title says it all. That way, when he dies, we can spend the summer talking about something other than whether Farve is going to play or not.  We also have a little more to say about the atist known as Little Wayne.

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GuyCast - 238 - Signs

2008-07-21
Length: 31s

Ever wonder whether a chick is hitting on you? So you take the shot and she tells you "Ew, get off of me." And you realize that she was just looking at her watch. And maybe that glassy look in her eyes was boredom and not vag wetting lust lust like you thought.  Yeah, me too.  Maybe this will help.

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GuyCast - 237 - The Sound is Back

2008-07-15
Length: 33s

I am so very sorry about the sound quality on 235. The explaination for that lies within. Other than that we tlak a little about the new Batman movie, wanted and explore Pheonix's dark obsession with Dave matthews.

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GuyCast - 235 - Old Skool

2008-07-05
Length: 35s

A pair of returns tonight. Just sit back and enjoy a little old school GC.…

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GuyCast - 234 - Like Autism but with Bullets

2008-07-04
Length: 29s

It's like autism but with bullets. - Phoenix…

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GuyCast - 233 - Death and Dancing

2008-06-26
Length: 31s

You can sheer a sheep many times, but skin him only once.  Remember that.

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GuyCast - 232 - ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits

2008-06-24
Length: 29s

Here's to the man who paved the way for potty mouth little bastards like us to have an outlet with which to pour our filth out into the world. Thanks George.

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GuyCast - 231 - We Can Hear You

2008-06-17
Length: 31s

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. If playstation can use shakespeare to sell video games. I sure as shit can use it to sell GuyCast.…

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GuyCast - 230 - Party Fag

2008-06-15
Length: 34s

We begin with the common discussion on referees rigging games, although now with a bit more evidence to back us up. We bestow a little more help on Mr. Wizzard.  We talk a little bit about M Knight Shamalan. Yes, I know I spelled that wrong. No, I Didn't look it up.  If you want your name spelled right, get a good American name like Smith or Ramirez.…

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GuyCast - 229 - Going for the Tit

2008-06-08
Length: 40s

Thanks to a question from Kelly, Adam and I take a trip down memory lane, dispensing bits of advice that we fished out of the trashcan of our mispent youths. Enjoy…

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GuyCast - 228 - The Golden Snatch

2008-06-04
Length: 32s

What would it take for you to run around a college campus with a broom between your legs?  Hopefully alot.  Sounds still not perfect but we'll get a good sound check in next week. Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 227 - Welcome to GC5

2008-06-01
Length: 37s

Welcome to the first episode recorded from the fifth GuyCast studio. Please forgive our audio quality as we get the kinks worked out. We need to cut some echo and rework the levels, but we'll get there. In the mean time, enjoy some stories from over the break. And one from Fuzz and Intern Ryan on the special bond between a boy and his car. That bond, is probably semen.…

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GuyCast - 226 - Alchohol is My Antidrug

2008-05-18
Length: 25s

The final GuyCast recorded out of the GC4 studio in Annapolis. And we don't really go out with much of a bang. This one proves that drinking during shows does not always yield positive results. So for now at least, enjoy this short and ultimately unfulfilling episode.

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GuyCast - 225 - Moving Day

2008-05-18
Length: 32s

As you may have heard, GTA 4 was released this week. And Guess what, Adam's played it. So now you can be the first on your block to hear how it stacks up to versions past, and between systems. Of course, being the first assumes that every one of your friends has been sticken blind, deaf, and retarded for the last three weeks. Otherwise they might have already heard about it.

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GuyCast - 224 - The Return Continues

2008-05-18
Length: 28s

Jeff joins us for one more, and in typical GuyCast fassion, we get very little done. Adam opens up a little on the breakup. And we impart useless and probably counterproductive advice on meeting the ladies.

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GuyCast - 223 - The Prodigal Son

2008-04-27
Length: 33s

The Triumphant return. Enjoy. It's just like Jesus, only better.…

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GuyCast - 222 - Phoenix Loves Porno

2008-04-23
Length: 32s

Well in case you were ever curious about Craig from Scotland's Ballbag, here's your answer. From there, the show spirals downward into a discussion about porn and the people who do their best to keep it in the media.

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GuyCast - 221 - A Jam Packed Show

2008-04-23
Length: 31s

Just kiding. We get almost nothing done here, but we like to think it was good time doing nothing. Enjoy.

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GuyCast - 220 - One Minute Man

2008-04-22
Length: 30s

A hodge podge, mostly made up of your e-mails and comments on everything from drunken episodes, street racing, and a story that is your proof that your level of sexual prowess is up to par, regardless of what your girlfriend tells her lover about you when you're at work. So keep on strokin', and get this article framed and put up in your bedroom.…

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GuyCast - 219 - Rock Chalk Jayhawk

2008-04-16
Length: 29s

Little bit about of chat about the national championship. Little bit about some movies. There will be blood. Iron Man. And a little something extra for you to do during next years tournament. Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 218 - That Got Out of Hand Quickly

2008-04-06
Length: 46s

On occasion things get out of hand here at GuyCast, and this evening was on of those times.  Words probably cannot describe how out of hand things got on the air. I'm not even sure that I remember how out of hand it got. Well, enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 217 - Flying the Friendly Skies

2008-04-06
Length: 2s

What's up and welcome back to Guycast bitches. Sorry about the break, but we're back and up to speed here and begin with a chat on the status of the 2008 NCAA Tournament. And then on a couple of reasons why the train is still the best option for long distance travel.

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Guycast - 215 and 216 - The Futures Not Set

2008-04-01
Length: 53s

Sorry about the delay. The beginning explains it all. We hope to be back on soon. Thanks for hangin in there in the mean time.  Enjoy some chatting about the NCAA tourney (two weeks old now) and some other random junk. -Tristan…

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GuyCast - 214 - Hindsight

2008-03-13
Length: 50s

Thanks to a new listener, Adam and I take an hour-long trip down memory lane, talking about our high school expiriences, good and bad.…

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GuyCast - 213 - The Loss

2008-03-12
Length: 34s

We begin with a chat about the most devistating loss for either of us, maybe better, but at the very least in recent memory.  We move  on to discussion on the retirement of Bret Farve, give out a little advice, and finish with a chat about Darkon...well, you'll just have to listen.…

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GuyCast - 212 - I Lost the Show Notes

2008-03-09
Length: 36s

Frankly, I lost the show notes, and don't really remember what we talked about. I know there's some stuff about the election. Probably the Terps.  And some sort of outlanding sexual behavior is probably a safe bet. All the class and tact that you've come to expect from us here at GuyCast. Enjoy.

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GuyCast - 211 - God Damn Hippies

2008-03-03
Length: 30s

We open with a discussion on the bastardization of great landmarks in sports, such as Byrd Stadium (and slightly less notably, Wrigley Field). Also, I guess the Oscars happen. We finish with a discussion on the $5000 car powered by air.

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GuyCast - 210 - I Cant Read or Write

2008-02-28
Length: 29s

We begin this one by proving that Adam really does know a little something about sports. Even if that doesn't really translate into any kind of realiable predictability. From there its onto an english teacher with a bizzare secret, and for once it doesn't involve somebody fucking someone or something innapropriate.

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GuyCast - 209 - Being THAT Guy

2008-02-27
Length: 31s

A little bit of discussion, inspired by Fuzz, about being a little to drunk for the appropriate occasion.  Hell, who hasn't been?

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GuyCast - 208 - The Child Man

2008-02-19
Length: 31s

Men are putting off being adults until later. Women are pissed.  What the fuck is new.  PS- The embedded Picture is the one i promised last week of McNabb puking during the Madden Finals.

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GuyCast - 207 - This Concept Makes Me Die Inside

2008-02-18
Length: 29s

Well...I supose it's easier than eating box. But still.  Has it come to this?  Anyway. I'm pretty sure this may signal the end of manhood as we know it. Also, Adam answers the question, how long will GuyCast go on?

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GuyCast - 206 - Erika Is In Fact Real

2008-02-11
Length: 37s

We finally hear from Adam's girlfriend, who many of you may be thinking is imaginary, but I assure you, she is very real. I have seen her picture at least twice, and Adam has pointed out the school she goes to in Canada on a map.  Anyway, she wrote us and e-mail. We also cover some of the cool shit that you guys posted on the forums.

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GuyCast - 205 - Makeup Sports

2008-02-11
Length: 36s

It happens every once in a while.  It may be that we occasionally get so self absorbed in chatting about sports, poorly and with very little real insight I might add, that we just lose all track of time.  Maybe it's the perfect storm of the superbowl, steroids, and some other clever sports term that starts with "S". But this is one of those times. Thirty minutes of sports. Enjoy.

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GuyCast - 204 - Word Tracking

2008-02-05
Length: 44s

10 Things never to say to a woman. Discuss.…

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GuyCast - 203 - Josh the Mad Jew Scientist

2008-02-01
Length: 32s

This ones a little embarassing. Somehow this little thing called "The Superbowl" happened to slip by us.  Somehow we traded out spending a half hour tlaking about the biggest sporting event of the year andpossibly the biggest football game in 35 years...to talk about Britney Spears. We will be turning in our testicles to Guy Headquarters this weekend.  We appologize.

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GuyCast - 202 - Sorry Our Sound Sucks

2008-01-25
Length: 28s

I appologize. The frequency of guests has fucked with our levels at an increasing rate. But that aside, this a half hour movie, TV, and sports talk. Something different for a change.

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GuyCast - 201 - Off Topic

2008-01-20
Length: 33s

So things got a little out of hand at the 200 celebration. But we decided to record this one anyway. Brooks and Susan join us, and we go from there. Enjoy.

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GuyCast - 200 - Finally

2008-01-20
Length: 40s

Sorry this one took so long. But we finally bring you number 200. We get a little off topic here.  We start with American Gladiators, and get from everything from giant black dicks. T.O. Crying. T.R. banging Jessica Simpson. And confessions of a college whore.  A special thanks to everyone who's been here along the way. We appreciate your support. And look forward to the next hundred.…

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GuyCast - 199 - Pablo the Sex Robot

2008-01-11
Length: 32s

What if you could bang a robot? Would you?  Well, knowing you the answer's probably yes, seeing as how youd put your dick into anything with a hole. But for normal people who weren't victims of sexual molestation by their fourth grade caffeteria lady, this poses an interesting question.  And so begins our premise for next week. Note: 200 will be a bit late. I've been home sick for the past few days. You'll probably get it on Monday or so. Sorry.…

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GuyCast - 198 - For Christs Sake Stop Homeschooling

2008-01-06
Length: 35s

Jim joins us with a little New Years Review.  Big week for firings in the NFL. And Fuzz lets us into his life to give us the best argument against homeschooling we've ever heard.

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GuyCast - 197 - GuyCast Crap in Review

2008-01-02
Length: 39s

We tried another year-in-review. But they can't all be winners.

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GuyCast - 196 - Karma

2008-01-02
Length: 33s

On the verge of one of the greatest accomplishments in sports history, we find something better to talk about. Like the time Tristan got treated like a...like an...well...he got treated differently because of his race. Kinda. It was more like. Well. Just listen.

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GuyCast - 195 - Insert Clever Title Here

2007-12-27
Length: 37s

Welcome back for our Christmas spectacular.  Just kidding. This has nothing to do with Christmas whatsoever.But we do talk about the best way to approach and woman, and a guy who died stuck in a cat door!  Awesome!…

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GuyCast - 194 - Just Another Thursday

2007-12-23
Length: 35s

Some of our listeners respond to 193. We here from a couple of homeschooled citizens. We continue our investigation into the world of dirty refs. And a man punishes his son and makes a fortune.  Thats it. Just another Thursday.…

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GuyCast - 193 - Drugs Part II

2007-12-16
Length: 1s

Brooks joins us for a marathon session, and one of GuyCasts crown jewels. 90 minutes of everything you've ever wanted to know about a mans fall into the grip of drugs. Uncensored.  No punches pulled. A special thanks to Brooks for spilling his personal life out over the internet.  No further description required.  Take a listen, and enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 192 - Brooks In The Hizzle

2007-12-14
Length: 34s

Finally, Brooks joins us for an evening of hangin out, drinking, and some show. It's the first of a couple episodes that were a couple of my all time favorites. And if you like this one, you ain't seen nothin yet.…

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GuyCast - 191 - Im So Sorry

2007-12-11
Length: 29s

We open with a little discussion on the years top video games. And it pretty much takes a hard left turn from there...Again.  I'm so very sorry. We also hear from a fan who has some interesting plan for his college years. And Nostradamus Dan checks back in with a story.…

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GuyCast - 190 - The Death of Pyrovian

2007-12-09
Length: 31s

Pyrovian (kyle) checks in for a final time, and reveals his true identity.  We also take a look at one of the worlds most hard to get and hard to get beers.  Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat now.  And if you tell the police you have a gun, it doesn't matter what you have, there are probably five cops who would love to kill you. You got $5000 layin around to help fund the war in Iraq?  Yeah didn't think so. See ya monday.…

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GuyCast - 189 - Breaking The Ice

2007-12-04
Length: 29s

Have you ever been in an awkward social situation, only to have it made even more awkward by some person of authority who wants everyone to be freinds?  Yeah, us too.  We also talk a little about a boy who really takes the hard way out, and a man frustrated with his local police.  Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 188 - For 21

2007-11-30
Length: 30s

Let's get the obvious out of the way. Sean Taylor, one of the greatest defensive players in the NFL, a husband and father at 24, was shot and killed this week. Sad. Nuff said. In other news, people are getting tazered left and right and posting it on YouTube, and it's Fucking awesome! Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 187 - What Just Happened

2007-11-19
Length: 30s

Well, I just looked through the notes for this weeks show, and I don't remember recording any of it.  I think Adam may have used some Aqua Dots to have his way with me.  Wow, that was a little gay wasn't it? Anyway, I hope this one is good.  Who the hell knows.

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GuyCast - 187 - What Just Happened

2007-11-19

Well, I just looked through the notes for this weeks show, and I don't remember recording any of it.  I think Adam may have used some Aqua Dots to have his way with me.  Wow, that was a little gay wasn't it? Anyway, I hope this one is good.  Who the hell knows.…

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GuyCast - 186 - Credit Where Credit is Due

2007-11-16
Length: 24s

Hooray!  Sports Guy Phoenix finally gets a pick for major sporting event correct live on the air!  Well, why let a good thing continue, we let Adam take a crack at predicting this years NCAA Football national Champion. We also talk about some more F***ed up stuff. Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 185 - Citizens on Patrol

2007-11-14
Length: 30s

This is a just a mish mash of things. And Stuff. No need for a clever description. Just good old fashion Guycast tomfoolery.…

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GuyCast - 184 - Cheaters Always Win

2007-11-09
Length: 30s

It's a sports day here at guycast. NFL, College football, Ohio State Michigan, Patriots Colts, Ravens Steelers, and perhaps more importantly, updates on cricket.…

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GuyCast - 183 - Tasteless

2007-11-05
Length: 29s

WARNING: This episode may contain the most horrible thing you've ever heard, and we've ever read.  In retro-spect, it was probably wildly inappropriate.  But that's how we roll.  If you're a brave soul, press play, and find a bucket. You might need it.…

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GuyCast - 182 - Im A Ghost Bitch

2007-11-01
Length: 28s

Halloween, A private party, sluts, the iPod Touch, Philly is for bitches. And Guycast recieved it's greatest compliment of all time.  Enjoy.…

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GuyCast - 181 - Breakin The Rules

2007-10-30
Length: 32s

Every once in a while, it's good to know what the other side is thinking.  Relationships, dating, and fuck-buddying ain't checkers boys, it's chess. You always have to be a move ahead. Naw, strike that, you need to be like 22 moves ahead, because she's already 23, so you've gotta work hard to be just one step behind.  Listen to this, take it in, and adapt. Good luck out there boys.…

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GuyCast - 180 - Two And Counting

2007-10-26
Length: 34s

Two years of GuyCast, what the hell are you still doing listening to this?  But thank you all. It's been a great two years.  Been a lot of changes this year, and we thank those of you who have hung with us, and those who have joined us along the way. We've said it 180 times: You keep listening, We'll keep talking.…

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GuyCast - 179 - For Breeding Purposes

2007-10-22
Length: 31s

Love, marriage, kids, breeding, darwin, M&M's, Generation-do-what-the-fuck-I-feel-like and our latests presidential candidate. Welcome to episode 179.

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GuyCast - 178 - 178 Redux

2007-10-18
Length: 32s

There are only a few times in a man's life when it's ok to cry.  We've mentioned those before.  For Tristan, this was two of those times.  Finishing Halo 3, and irrepairably losing an episode of Guycast. So this is our attempt at doing it again.…

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GuyCast - 177 - Anonymous

2007-10-14
Length: 33s

Jim and Abby stop by for the show. Things get wierd.  Who's suprised?  Not us.…

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GuyCast - 176 - The Soju Experience Part I

2007-10-09
Length: 30s

Anthrax. Britney Spears. More Salmon Sperm. Statutory Rape. Bear Rape. Matricide. Foreign Alchohol. Find it all here on Episode 176! To be continued at a later date.

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GuyCast - 175 - Post Game Report

2007-10-07
Length: 53s

Well here it is. The moment you've been waiting for. Or not.  If you wanna hear about the wedding and festivities surrounding, then here is your chance, if not, then see you Monday.…

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GuyCast - 174 - Heroes

2007-09-24
Length: 35s

I'm off to Hawaii.  So no time for silly descriptions that no one reads anyway.  Remember we're off next week. We'll see you next Thursday at 8pm EST.…

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GuyCast - 173 - What Underwear

2007-09-20
Length: 28s

We return to scene of the crime for Tristan's bachelor party. OJ Simpson is back in jail. No seriously.  And finally, Poopcorn makes a run at the throne of Nostradamus Dan. Whether he takes it or not. Well that's your call.…

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GuyCast - 172 - All Growed Up

2007-09-17

We said we were gonna do that. So we did it. And now we've done it. So stop  asking. It's a show about freshman year in college. What the F--K else do you need to know? What are you dumb? Why are you still reading this garbage? Haven't you learned by now that there's never anything useful written in these descriptions? I don't even know why I still do this garbage. Nobody cares.I should just kill myself. Enjoy. Bitches.…

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GuyCast - 171 - Spy Games

2007-09-14
Length: 31s

While the NFL may not know the proper way to give out financial punishments, the FIA normally does.  And so does a whily old deacon from Sooner county. And so do a couple of airline mechanics on a runway in Kathmandu.  Keep these in mind the next time you decide to open your fat mouth.…

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GuyCast - 170 - This one time

2007-09-10
Length: 34s

This one time, at band camp...well, actually it was a band trip, but that's not the point.  We take an e-mail from a new listener, we talk about some of the top myths about traffick tickets, and we look at one of Atlanta's brilliant new proposed laws, enjoy.…

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Guycast - 169 - The stand in

2007-09-07
Length: 27s

We finally celebrate the return of football into our lives. The NFL opens tonight with the Saints display of how much they don't care about New Orleans.  Lets not forget how much Michigan sucks.  We also discuss a man who goes to great leangths to keep his girlfriend from finding out how small his manhood really is.…

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GuyCast - 168 - On Phucking

2007-09-03
Length: 32s

Shaun writes us with an eternal guy dilemma: How do you go about popping that ever elusive cherry?  We have our ideas, and theres a good chance they won't get him arrested, but no promises. We also look at swingers, and Russia's solution to their under population problem.…

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GuyCast - 167 - Let there be internet

2007-08-30
Length: 31s

Let there be internet- Owen Wilson tried to kill himself. Certainly not an UGW. Try harder next time Owen. I oughta start spending more time with the software on my cell phone.  Also: Fox News, 16 year old hookers, Sneakers for rockets, and the $65 million dollar pants. Reloaded.  Again.  And three words: Dwarf, penis, vacuum.  Hell Yes.…

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GuyCast - 166 - Walk it off

2007-08-22
Length: 35s

This week we pick an essay from Tuckermax.com.  Check out the website.  This is just one of many hilarious stories to be found there. We also tell the tale of an African man, with a bullet lodged in his torso, who was told by doctors to "walk it off".…

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GuyCast - 165 - @

2007-08-17
Length: 28s

Michael Vick, crooked referees, and the downfall of sports in general. Crazy  fundamentalists send one of the worst sounding games ever to our troops over seas.  Parents name there kids an unusual name, a blind man drives a car drunk (with a little help). And to my eternal shame, more goat sex.

 

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GuyCast - 163 - Fire in the hole

2007-08-15
Length: 29s

Sorry this is late, we fucked up. But anyway, we discuss the ultimate fate of the most hallowed record in baseball, a shop owner who takes meter maids into his own hands, a new prank perpetrated by YouTube jockeys, and cheerleaders that blame Red Bull for making them pregnant, 4Real.…

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GuyCast - 164 - Do it Yourself

2007-08-13
Length: 31s

What does every guy do when he can't get something done? Of course, he does it himself. This guy thought the same, although we maybe think he would have been better off just not doing it. Other than that, we discuss some of the strange behaviors of Apple's co-founder, and one man thinks that Jesus was probably gay.

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Guycast - 162 - Back to the well

2007-08-05
Length: 28s

Back the Animal Sex well again. Sorry.  But we also get to an exorcism gone wrong, and a man aroused by traffic signs...your guess is as good as ours.…

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Guycast - 161 - Changes

2007-08-02
Length: 27s

The first episode of Jeff-free Guycast is off and running, slowly, and curving a little to the left.  Today we broadcast from a new studio, so bear with us.  Don't forget to vote for Pacific Coast Hellway for the Podcast Awards.…

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GuyCast - 160 - Farewell Jeff

2007-07-30
Length: 33s

All good things must come to an end. That's bullshit. I got a job that might actually pay off some bills. Bad news? I gotta be outta town. So i won't be around for every show. I'll be back on though! No worries. This week we also talk about the code, Nigerian Porn, and Mr.s Rogers ruined the world. So good luck guys! I'll be back soon. Thanks everyone - it has been an absolute blast!

-Jeff…

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GuyCast - 159 - Bears Grilled

2007-07-26
Length: 33s

Welcome Back Bitches! Today we talk about Bears Grilled. We also go over some of his top ten, and why people are taking it so seriously. We go on about the Number 23 and some other movies. thesimpsonsmovie.com is a sham. And last we talk about the 99 people you'll meet in college. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 158 - Black Momba

2007-07-23
Length: 33s

Ok so this week we have a story i found about 11 XBrick 360's. The Canadian (Eh?) sends us a story about a man permanent pecker. The Black Momba - fuck. Gordo from Canada (Wat's that aboot?) Sends in some old ass movie reviews. Let the sidetracking begin! Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 157 - Spot A Pot

2007-07-19
Length: 28s

What up Kids? This week its all about the spot and pot. Ticklah sends in a story about how pot benefits peeps with AIDs. Also he sends in another about how people just don't give a fuck. Scott tells us how we got him fired. RacerG lets us know of the freshest gear in town. And to finish it off we discuss some oily spotage and needing extra pants...Enjoy!

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GuyCast - 156 - Fuck You Peacock

2007-07-16
Length: 38s

Who wants outta Iraq? You? well, thats why your dumb. A burial for the N-Word. NAACP story from midget Abby. Whites only shade tree from Ticklah as well as a slut marries herself. Dear Penthouse from FireRaven. BK - Have it your way from Fuzz. Holy shit this is the peacock episode...Good Luck!

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GuyCast - 155 - Will Transformers Blend?

2007-07-12
Length: 34s

Guess whos back? Back again! Tell a friend....aight, so short and simple it goes like this. Transformers fucking rocks. July 4th is better in HD, but then again what isn't? iPhone - nice but wait. And guess what that fucker Blends! UFC kicks some ass. And Man Vs. Wild rocks! Why you ask? Drink your own urine and then come ask me...Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 154 - I am a retard

2007-07-02
Length: 27s

Aight next week we are on vaca so get yer fill. Liz Claiborne dead. Big ass penguins. Spice Girls go on a reunion world whore, er, tour. English bars going smoke free next week. Craig sends us on a mission to Mars. Pussies get harrased. Retards on the blackboard. Red VS. Blue says goodbye. And a prison sex show just for good measure. Enjoy!

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GuyCast - 153 - JK Im 10

2007-06-28
Length: 31s

Ok so this week Ryan sends a 10 yr old our way. Cody and Kelly get a shoutout. Nostradamous Dan wants to visit. Paris is STILL a whore. Chris Benoit is a murderer. NBA draft, like people care. iPhone. and Tyson's still weird after 10 years. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 152 - The MANdments

2007-06-25
Length: 49s

Damn, well this weeks episode is all about the MANdments. I'm not even gonna explain this shit. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 151 - The Horse Whisperer

2007-06-21
Length: 28s

Poopcorn enlightens us with a little opener. We give a shoutout to those that joined us live. Bush hates retards, Tristan was a whore and the newspapers show it. Someone gets stabbed to death. Gay for Grylls. Zoo review by Meg. Nostra says what up. Death by spitting. Robin sends us some good stories. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 150 - No Eye Contact

2007-06-18
Length: 37s

Live shows are off and rolling. This week we talk about a wheelchair, the U.S. GP, The organ donor, Bindi Irwin, Alcohol Powder, Ryan VS Pyrovian, The Gay Bomb Tex calls in about it, Jeff is getting T-Shirts, Swords, and someone lost a ball, the bad way. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 149 - GuyCast Live

2007-06-14
Length: 32s

Holy Shit! We are finally live! That's right boys and girl(s), we are 100% live. This marks the occasion where we are now available to chat, call in, comment, all LIVE! Everyweek we will be live on Thursday's at 6:00PM EST. This week we have the guys choice awards, Transformers the movie, Live Free or Die Hard, NBA/NHL Finals, Cougars (Meg) and last and certainly least nasty-ass-warts-Paris-Hilton. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 148 - Hey Kids (laser eyes)

2007-06-11
Length: 34s

Flight Attendents should be hot, Tex don't like nigga, New York needs more rules on games, Adult Recess - think about it! Man arrested for using 2 dollar bills. Plunger in the poopcorn. Guy cuts off his own leg. And a bear that spins down the lane of complete weird-ness, again. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 147 - The Future's So Bright....

2007-06-07
Length: 30s

Updates galore. This week we beta test the live and a few get to join in. We rap about the forums, podcast alley, and altered states radio. Man VS Wild come back on June 15. More water at the survival school. Bob Barker Bitches Out. Nobody's story. And Meg wants a half of a man to sleep with. You guess which half. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 146 - Man Vs Leopard

2007-06-04
Length: 30s

This week is kinda of a fan run show. All these topics were by you guys. Mostly we get to the shit we promised you last week. Man fights a leopard, A Dutch reality show that we love, the gauntlet teaser. Meg has car issues and whore issues. Nobody found 1500 pairs of shoes, Nostra-Dan, and the Eagles DO suck! Enjoy!

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GuyCast - 145 - Fake Out

2007-05-31
Length: 32s

GuyCast Live Bitches! This week we go over GC live, alterstates radio, podcast alley numbers and the spike guys choice awards. Also we talk about Pirates 3 and Tristan and Adams trip to Atlantic City. Theres beer pong, gambling, a royal flush and he beach. I know who killed me, and a DOA movie with Jamie Presley! Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 144 - Pussyfied Kids

2007-05-28
Length: 35s

Doc tells kids in High School to have sex and do drugs! Babies in the microwave, and beating a ho with a hoe. Good Luck, Happy Holiday and Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 143 - Oily Douche Bags

2007-05-24
Length: 29s

Oil companies suck a dick, everybody knows it. We go over it a little today. We talk about how stupid it is and how it effects people, even here in shitsville Md. Tristan gets pwned by a online poker bot. And a couple of movie reviews to relax on. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 142 - His Talking Tools

2007-05-21
Length: 29s

Have you eve wished that some hot girl would just tell you how exactly to please a woman?  Well if your an IT nerd in your 30's who's never had sex, than you're in luck. Because we've found just the service. In other news, AT&T is using your cyber sex transcripts for jerk bank material, and...we get a story about shit...hopefully next time it more retard and less shit.  Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 141 - Joy To the World, Fallwell's Dead

2007-05-17
Length: 32s

It's just Adam and Tristan today. Opie and Anthony have aparently been fired for something that happens in pretty much the opening 10 seconds of our show, every show. Referees are once again in the spotlight for being retarded, and just in case you needed a little "help" cleaning your little friend, the Weener Cleener comes to the rescue.…

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GuyCast - 140 - Whos Gay Now

2007-05-14
Length: 27s

Craig, you sir, are one gay, fucked up fan my friend. However, this is why why like you. Craig gracefully tells us how to fuck a goat. Then Adam steers us into whats gay and whats not. And we have concluded IF your girl really has a deep seeded fantasy for straping on a huge dildo and fucking you in the ass, your not gay. Sure...anyways our supe sexy brain surgeon nuro-chemical-engineer-doctor-thingy-lady BransRus is back with a great revenge, Alex wants a pig alarm, and Nostrodamus graces - no wait - saves this episode by making us look like we appeal to really smart people. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 139 - Water or Money

2007-05-10
Length: 32s

Ok you bitchmade slackers! You fucks actually made us look good! Thanks! congrats to us and you for making us 8th comedy podcast in the world. Spiderman 3 sucks big hair goat balls. Along with how to write a trilogy. A night in Paris in jail with a fist from a dyke. Dale Jr. is going to die for being a bitch. Guys dies for money and water. And the sparkling wiggles responses are for fucktards. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 138 - Our Dicks Are Bigger

2007-05-07
Length: 31s

Catch a pred update, some listener emails, one from phsyc nurse, a condom in a kids meal, the use of Semen. The best auto theft to date, condoms to small for indians. Tristan loves candle power lights from autozone. Oh yeah, Sony loves killing goats. Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 137 - Pastafarians

2007-05-03
Length: 39s

Long Show today. Spidey 3, Malaika tells us Drive is canceled. A crazy trailer for Black Sheep. A little recap of Sunday at Atlantic City. Little bit of the NFL Draft, Brady Quinn, trends in the draft. Racism in the NBA. AND FINALLY THE PASTAFARIANS!…

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GuyCast - 136 - World of WhoreCraft

2007-04-30
Length: 27s

Welcome back kids this week we give a bit of an update on the world of warcraft whore. The we go over some info on the football player that was shot by freindly fire over in Iraq. Adam Cant say Cunt. Some info about Nobody. ANd a great story from Nobody and Tristan tells his story as well. Damn Vandals! Enjoy!…

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GuyCast - 135 - TV and Stuff

2007-04-25
Length: 32s

Ok, Well this week cover some sports updates and then we start rambling about TV. As usual with this show, Tristan probably had a ton of material written down for today show, but derailed it into whatever comes about, so that being said, Enjoy!

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134 - Men Like Tits

2007-04-23
Length: 32s

We cover some serious ground in this episode. Ok here goes...We go over Smokin Aces, Zaldor writes in, Ticklah has a wee for a wii follow up, the new car called Tesla, some high school romance and a prom prank, Robin tells us about tatoos on eBay, Another paying with pennies dude, Jenna has a brand new Vag, Wife leaves disabled hubby in parking lot, Men Like Tits, Fuzz lets us in on some Craigs List Whore, and last but certainly not least BrainsRUs tells us about a guy that has to marry a goat. Enjoy!…

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133 - Glamour And VT

2007-04-19
Length: 30s

Well This is a hell of a week. First we have a request from the famous Glamour Magazine for all you guys out there. They would like to know if you have been trashed by an ex via the internet. Let us know if you have, please. Secondly and most importantly we discuss what happened at VT this past week. Enjoy!

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132 - The Nice Room

2007-04-16
Length: 29s

So this week its all about the nice room. What does that mean? Well lets just say Tristan and his girl got caught a couple of times. And by caught I mean doing the nasty in the nicest room in Susans house, as her sister walked in. Good Luck! Enjoy!…

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131 - Youz A Ho

2007-04-12
Length: 29s

Welcome Back! This week we go over the whole Imus deal. Actually we take up the whole damn show about it. Mainly we talk about how media affects people or forces us to feel emotion on certain subjects. This show wont rank as one of our funnier ones, but here at GuyCast, we like to keep things on a even keel. Yeah Right! Enjoy!…

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130 - Fresh Meats

2007-04-09
Length: 35s

Ok, so this week we go over some stuff from Fuzz. Such wonder-ific topics include the Masterbating Trespasser, and Fresh Meats. A rough neck brute bitch from the penn beats the shit out of a pro. We babble on about some movies and stuff. And yet again a little bit on Pyrovian, again.

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129 - April Fools

2007-04-05
Length: 28s

Welcome Back Adam! We celebrate by talking about how much you suck at picking NCAA Tourney picks! We move on with a little April Fools jokes, Tristan rates the rise of taj, and Children of Men. And finally, drunk women are ok to bang! Enjoy!

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128 - The Enzo Strikes Back

2007-04-01
Length: 30s

So this week we talk about Whacko Jacko, The return of the Enzo, little bit of poopcorn, and new term for a hand job and the anti rape condom. Enjoy!

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127 - Damn Cops

2007-03-29
Length: 33s

What up Bitches? this weeks lesson? Cops are fucktards. We got some info on Bum Rush The Charts. A little NCAA tourney jam without Adam again, hes sick. Some props to NASCAR, my story about a dick cop, and some abortion cards that say more than sorry. Enjoy!…

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126 - Pay With Pennies

2007-03-26
Length: 33s

So this week a guy gets pissed about his gas bill, and pays in pennies. More on god damned Pyrovian, an Israeli Ambassador, and some funny sotries from Fuzz. Such tales include World Beer Records, Senior Citizen Discounts at the local Whore House, and Godfather type shit with a girls dog. Enjoy!…

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125 - Atlantic City

2007-03-22
Length: 30s

Adam Joins via the cell phone for a few minutes on the Tourney Updates. Then we head down the audio road of wonderful Atlantic City. Ahh, the bright lights, the wafting aroma of dirty old whores and shit laden streets. This one is an instant classic!…

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124 - Tons O Shit

2007-03-19
Length: 29s

Tristan starts off by lying. We have a little more Bracket updates. Fag Handle is a gay man's penis, just so you know. Wed Mach 22 - Go Bum Rush The Charts, go there. A man has 6 children by 6 different women. Pyrovian is a whacked out mother fucker, again. The funniest thing on Craigs List. Tristan botches the end of the show so we wing it. Good Luck!…

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123 - Go Terps

2007-03-15
Length: 26s

Welcome Back! This week its Adams birthday and we will do him the honor of talking about the Terps and the March Madness. We went out for drinks to celebrate and now I dont remember what the rest of the show is about. I know its funny though! Enjoy!…

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122 - Poopcorn Stories

2007-03-12
Length: 27s

Happy Birthday to me! Anyways, this week we talk about some more of the brackets, the Gala, Mind Controlled Video Games, and obviously Uncle Poopcorn gets in some ol fashion dirty emails to us! Enjoy!…

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121 - IWD

2007-03-08
Length: 26s

Welcome Back Bitches! THis week it's all about the women. No just us bashing them. First we hit a little about Bum Rush The Charts, then we move on to some college hoops chat. A little racing and then we move on to International Womens Day. Good Fucking Luck Guys! Enjoy!…

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120 - Your Emails

2007-03-05
Length: 29s

Ok so this week the show is pretty much run by you guys...lets hear what you have to say....Enjoy!

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119 - Updates and Such

2007-03-01
Length: 28s

Ok this week we tackle some updates an news and such. If your too damn dumb to figure it out, let me explain. You see, as amazing listeners of GuyCast, you fuckers manage to send us the most retarded yet delightfully entertaining crap. Well, like the shitter at the local bar, the crap piles up. So we expunge our bowels of useless, ass-factory send-ins back upon you. Good Luck!…

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118 - pyrovianthepyro

2007-02-26
Length: 27s

i heard the episode that read about the time nostradamus dan (or was it craig from scotland)told you about the time he got to use a messed up gun well i have something funnier or so i think..

you see im only 13 but i am a raging pyro (dont worry i will not become an arsonist) one day my buddy awhose name is aaron but i shouldnt tell you that and i found a blowtorch in my moms bathroom when we were chasing my cat. i had some spare change so i decided to see what melted copper looked like. mind you i didnt know that pennies are not all copper. i put a penny on a ceramic sink and fired up my newfound friend and put it on high. i eventually suceeded in melting the penny into a few drops of metal.then i heard a car  and without thinking  swept the molten liguid like substance into a plastic cup and from said chalice in to my hand i then proceded to screech like a feline who has fallen in to a hell of water but with fire instead of water and my hand instead of a cat. i then had 3 tear drop brands on my hand after burning my self with extreem displeasure i fut my other hand on the exeedingly hot ceramic sink. i hope you know that ceramic retains and shares heat. after about 3 minutes of licking my wounds (not literaly) i was then fine. i went in to my garage andmelted all of the change in my pocket. at last i had a lump of change equaling about ten dollars. i then went to my buds corner store and used the lump to buy candy apparently he collected melted money..............…

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117 - Black Snake Moan

2007-02-22
Length: 29s

Heres the deal, Samuel L and Christina Ricci and a big ass chain. So first it was snakes on a plane and now its coked out white girls and a chain! Good Luck Sammy! Anyways ejoy the show!…

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116- Listen To This Kids!

2007-02-19
Length: 26s

Adam and I tackle one more episode without Jeff.  Peta goes back to the Naked well, with better results this time. A $100 fine for a snow cock.  And a unique way of teaching your kids about the birds and the bees.  Finally, after a little bit of a break, we get another sliver from the life of Nostradamus Dan. Enjoy.…

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115 - Dont Know

2007-02-15
Length: 25s

Sorry guys I've been sorta busy today, but enjoy the show with Tristan and Adam!…

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114 - Bad Porn

2007-02-12
Length: 25s

Ever wonder who comes up with all those porn titles you love so much? Well fuck if we know, but this week we have the some of the top 100 worst porn names. I'm not even gonna discuss what else we talk about, you'll just have to find out! Enjoy!…

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113 - Super Crank

2007-02-08
Length: 29s

So this week we go over the Super Bowl, Manning and the Colts. We also talk about so send-ins from Gordon and J-Rod as well as the movie Crank. And I think someone gets hit with a stun gun.…

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112 - Huge Tits

2007-02-05
Length: 29s

So Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are going to de-flower little nerd boys. Women want bigger tits, and we want them to have them! This is another tit-a-lating discussion of tits. Yes i know EVERYONE uses that term, but there just isnt anything that compares to that word. I could try boob-a-licious or HOLY SHIT, THOSE ARE SOME FUCKING TITS!, but that wouldnt be the norm. Enjoy!…

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111 - Bombs In Boston

2007-02-01
Length: 24s

Hey, were back and in this episode we discuss the super bowl, like anyone really cares. Tristan picks up the "Express" paper and more good news is presented. Then we get to Automated Parking, Naked Coffee, and Beyonce is a fantasy. Then Boston has bombs. Then a nice story from Andrew about how to chop off your manhood. Enjoy!…

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110 - Kid of The Week

2007-01-29
Length: 28s

So Criag form Scotland wants to know what T-Ball is. Don't worry Craig we here at GuyCast are dedicated to forcing you to learn the ways of the American Lifstyle! Moving on, we have a kick ass guy of the week with a kid! You'll see why. Gordon sends in some more good shit, as well as Fuzz does the same! Komodo Dragons can have kids without fucking - I say wheres the fun in that? And little bit of Gay Sheep Research to wrap things up! Enjoy!…

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109 - Water Intoxication

2007-01-25
Length: 30s

Ok So how about we talk about some football updates for the playoffs, state of the union address and the undress as well from PETA. Water Intoxication, pay attention, drink to much wate you can die. A great microwave on top the H2 hummer. Great for getting the clothes off women. As well as a lady that dies from a plane jump. Enjoy!…

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108 - Movies, Adultry and Drugs

2007-01-22
Length: 28s

This is is a movie review week, we cover a few of the new ones that are going to come out. We take a gander at Oceans 13, Ghost Rider, Iron Man, Spiderman 3 and Transformers. Not to mention a few things going on around the world like Adultery equals life in prison. How to fail a drug test the GuyCast way. Enjoy!…

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107 - Sports And Racist Rangers

2007-01-18
Length: 26s

Ok so this week we cover some sports, actually, we cover alot of sports and then move on to some David Beckham, Barry Bonds is a dick and polish it off with a little porn and some racism. All in all its an eventfull day. Enjoy!…

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106 - Whats In Your Condom

2007-01-15
Length: 29s

Welcome back guys. Little review on Serenity and some other movies as well. Another Guy of the Week from "Fuzz". Andre the Giant is the winner hands down for drinking. Dah Ticklah tells us what he thinks of the average beer commercial. Man pays to take her last name. Little attempt at forgery. The damn ATM. Adam is asked to get money from the ATM for someone else. Don't put flower in condoms and then try to fly on a plane. Enjoy!…

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105 - Sports and/or Reviews

2007-01-11
Length: 31s

So this week we talk about the week in soprts and we talk about a "review" we got from a guy names "Malice".…

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104 - News Updates

2007-01-08
Length: 34s

So this week we have some emails and we go over current events and some updates. This show has a bunch of topics and listing them all here might just ruin the surprise! Enjoy!

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103 - Avoid Getting Busted

2007-01-04
Length: 27s

Sports without Adam, We call him and we ask for his lame ass NFC pick. We move onto some funny news stories. How not to get busted while smugling large amount of drugs. A little bit more discussion on guns. So Enjoy!…

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102 - Guns And Ammo

2007-01-01
Length: 25s

Happy New Years! we here at GuyCast hope you got some ass to start off the new year. If you didn't, well then sorry about your luck loser. This week it's all about Guns & Ammo. No, not the popular magazine, but rather our take on who should have them and why.…

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101 - Holiday Wrap Up

2006-12-28
Length: 25s

So how bout a little post holiday cheer? Well too fucking bad your getting it anyways you ungreatfull little bastards! So, we talk about after christmas and on with the new year. Lots of drinking to be had, and what to do for the festivities. As well as how to avoid that nasty fucking headache your sure to get from all the stupid champagne.…

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100 - Thank You

2006-12-25
Length: 40s

Enough Said!…

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99 - Mery-Raping-Christmas

2006-12-23
Length: 34s

So this week we go over a few things about the holidays. Also, we got the forum fixed. There is alot of good bits in this episode, so enjoy before the holidays get you down!…

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98 - Christmas And A Crispy Cock

2006-12-18
Length: 32s

So guess what? Men Spend more money at Christmas becuase we are lazy fucks and don't shop early.Also thanks to Fuzz, we have this years Ten Most dangerous toys! These range from Jarts to Uranium! And finally we talk about Crispy Cock, what a crazy slut! Enjoy!…

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97 - Carbon Space Rope

2006-12-14
Length: 36s

So this week we talked about the Space tower, Video Game awards, the spy who got poisoned with radiation. And we give out some advise to people who didn't ask for it.…

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96 - Jeff In Adam Out

2006-12-11
Length: 33s

OK well I have almost sobered up and I am back in the game. Adam however is dying over his exams. We wish him the best of luck. Anyways, we talk about the James Bond loving the cock and then we get right into excatly why I was out on thursday. There is a funny story about me winning boyfriend of the year, and then Tristan rants about how much he love a hairy bush. Enjoy!…

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95 - Jeff Is Out Drunk

2006-12-07
Length: 37s

Fuck, I'm still drunk...good luck I wasn't at this show so I dont know what happened. Hope it's good! Enjoy!…

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94 - Women Talk For Heroin High

2006-12-04
Length: 34s

So this week we have some some news from around the fans. Not really but the Fuzz sent us a story about a global orgasm for world peace. Interesting enough, anyways, we got mail from Johnathan whos is on the road to GuyCast. Fuck Tony Romo! Britney is releasing the sex tape before K-Fed. I little bit of movie/life etiquite. Also we give a proof that women are way more talkative than men, apparently its for feeling of heroin. A little bit of how to deal with the times when you are stuck in the convo with multiple ladies, and theres no way out. Enjoy!…

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93 - Dont Call It A Comeback

2006-11-30
Length: 36s

Yeah baby! GuyCast is back in action bitches. We know you missed us, so we give a good show. Actually its so damn good i'm not gonna explain it. You'll love it and your just so overjoyed that we are back in your life, well relax, we are here to stay! So Enjoy!…

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92 - Ass Backwards

2006-11-20
Length: 37s

So this week we go a little backwards, could you tell? A little discussion about thanksgiving, and we are taking off. Yeah it's been a year and we need a break. Over 365 of doing 2 shows a week, we need a vacation. Moving on, we have new guy of the week. This guy is a man of all men. Roughnecks the wild, and makes us all feel weak. Nostodomous Dan gives another good email. He lets us know of how marriage will be. A gentle, soothing voicemail from Craig. Then Tristan gives us a crazy question about being the bitch in the relationship. Enjoy!…

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91 - Gears of War

2006-11-16
Length: 32s

Little bit of NFL update. Some crappy fines done by the NFL to a coach. Referee's are bitches. Spammers on forum, bitches. Delaware Jeff sends us some mail on th edeath penalty, with a kick ass trailer for the movie 300. For the most part this is a review of the game Gears Of War. I talk about the ups and downs of the game. And last but not least Neal Patrick Harris is a bone smoker. Enjoy…

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90 - Man Laws & Firecrackers

2006-11-13
Length: 35s

Tristan wants to steal your identity. I use Adam's last name on the show, then he says it himself. Duke lacrosse whore updates. All strippers are drug addicts. Plus, how to score drugs in Baltimore. Sadam is hung, and Adam wants the YouTube of it. How a firing squad works. Manlaws and urinal etiquette. Updates from England mean someones ass is on fire! Enjoy!…

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89 - Nerf Guns

2006-11-09
Length: 36s

Nerf guns are for kids, yeah? Well fuck you too! We are NOT kids we might enjoy a few items that closely resemble a childs toy, however it more like a man's training weapon. Yeah, thats it! Enjoy!…

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88 - How To Disrespect Your Intestines

2006-11-06
Length: 34s

An uncovered woman is equivalent to a pile of meat rotting in the sun...well, that's about the opposite of how we feel about it, but the crazy cleric apparently isn't a fan of the string bikini. Also on the plate for today, Racer G asks why nice guys finish last, and we tell him. And of course, we examine the Drug Deathmatch, the brain child of an obviously twisted (both mentally and digestively) individual. Enjoy Guys.…

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87 - The Need For Speed

2006-11-02
Length: 40s

You know that feeling you get when you're slashing through traffic on a highway, feeling good on a sunny day, then you crest over a hill and see one of the boys in blue pointing what looks like a over sized handgun at you? Yeah, those feelings are what the show’s about today. Speeding, driving, tickets, cops, and court. We've also got some input from Racer G, and Guycast Intern Pretty Rare Ryan. Enjoy!…

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Episode 86 - Look At All These Fucking Costumes

2006-10-30
Length: 31s

So we open with a bit from CollegeHumor.com for halloween. We talk about the ususal sluts costumes. Then we get into this bit about MSNBC 10 worst costumes. Turns there are only about 3-4 bad ones the rest are shitty filler. We discuss the reason of having a GuyCast Greeting Card. We also get into a little bit of pranks from Mike at UC Radio. We touch on the shotgun rules, thanks to Shotgunguide.com and our boy Forrest. And last but not least we get a rundown on the Nerf Sniper Riffle. Oh and how can i forget, listen near the end for Susan's birth conrtol and the sexomnia studies. Enjoy!…

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Episode 85 -Dan's Deadly Email

2006-10-26
Length: 32s

This week we bring you football updates, a smidgen of World Series talk, but most importantly, another page from the Manual of Dan. Here's a hint: Someone dies at the end. And of course, what's an entry from Dan without something from his counterpart JustANewKid, Guycast's retarded nemesis. Enjoy!…

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Episode 84 - Wii And Pranks

2006-10-23
Length: 39s

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Episode 83 - GuyCast is here to stay...

2006-10-19
Length: 58s

365, 12 months, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8,765.81277 hours, 525,948.766 minutes, and a shitload of seconds. Anyway you slice it, GuyCast is here to stay. For over a year now we have been bringing you knock-down, drag out great radio. Well actually we have just stuck it out for this goddamn long. So we give you an hour today since you gave us a year. Thanks! Enjoy!…

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Episode 82 - Updates and Hazing News

2006-10-16
Length: 36s

I wanna punch someone in the face. New York wants to fire their coach...bitches. South Park hates GuyCast, and Tristan loves Rosie Odonnell now for being a whore. I hate T.O. and Adam has to appoligize to Tristan for being wrong about Phillidelphia Eagles. And then we let you know about a little hazing activities that are going on in the world. Nuggeting and razors from high school. Also we talk about the fat sloppy bitches that got fat from McDonalds. Enjoy!…

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Episode 81 - The ATL is soft, & so is Metal Gear 3

2006-10-12
Length: 32s

Adam, is back on point with football and hes back in town. We go over a few movie reviews, both good and bad. And we get to talkin about a few video games. The new seaons of Nip/Tuck is for bitches, and HD-DVD is doing well, wheras Sony is not. Enjoy!…

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Episode 80 - Advice (on Tech and Girls)

2006-10-09
Length: 32s

So this week we go over some things on weather or not to buy a xbox 360 or any of the new platforms. Then we get into a great discussion on a back story you should have handy for picking up women. This is for those time when your about to look like and ass and go home to only your hand. Good Luck!…

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Episode 79 - Red Bull Gives You Wings

2006-10-05
Length: 30s

This week, Guycast and Red Bull bring you some cool new technology. First, the Red Bull air races are coming to San Francisco this week, so keep your eyes peeled. Second, the pentagon is sponsoring a competition to see if someone can build a car that drives through traffic on its own. Cool, huh? But if that's a little too high tech for you, we also bring you one of our regular grab yourself and wince stories. Enjoy…

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Episode 78 - The Expo and Some News

2006-10-02
Length: 18s

Hey guys, Jeff and I just got back from LA, and it was one hell of a time. We recap that along with some news out of the NFL this weekend, namely a face stomping. There's also news out of Formula One, and an interesting theory from a politician out of South Carolina. Enjoy.…

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Episode 77 - GCI

2006-09-28
Length: 31s

Ever heard of PTI on ESPN? Well we did a GCI. For those of you that don't know what it is, I'll explain. Basically we have gotten so much email and comments from you guys (which we love) that we had literally could not fit it into one ro two shows. So to combat this highly evolved problem we get a super-technical device, aka - a stopwatch. We time ourselves 1-2 minutes a topic. Enjoy!…

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Episode 76 - Ryan Email And The Chilton Vag

2006-09-25
Length: 34s

So this week we get an email from Pretty Rare Ryan. No we here at GuyCast get all kinds of emails; however this one was a new type. What does that mean you ask? Well we it was supposed to tell a story however, it mostly just make us irritable. Also we go into some funny semantics about how to eat your girlfriend's box! Enjoy!…

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Episode 75 - The Truth About Male Strippers

2006-09-21
Length: 35s

So your girl tells you she's going to her friend's bachelorette party, and there's going to be a stripper. Should you let her go? Once again, Guycast to the rescue. We give you the inside skinny of what goes on when girls REALLY get wild (here's a hint, it's not good for you).…

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Episode 74 - Badass GuyCast

2006-09-18
Length: 31s

Ok so after about 73 episodes you start to realize that although things have been moving along pretty well, you need something. And we have figured it out. While GuyCast continues to be the single most important podcast/radio show on the planet, we have noticed that we need your help. And by that we mean we need you to not just listen with tears of laughter, but rather, write/praise/email/vote/chat-about/put-a-banner-on-your-local-highway type of listen with tears of laughter. So this week we give you homework. Don't worry it's easy. Just get someone you know to listen to us. That's it. One person to listen. (This mesage will self destruct in 5 seconds...…

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Episode 73 - Tabassco Finger In The Ass

2006-09-14
Length: 33s

Crap load of emails, and an inaudable voicmail from Craig in scotland. And then, Nostradamus Dan added a little flavor to the show. Bassically he let loose aother monstor story. Except this time instead of giving us a trousers soaked in urine ending...well lets just say the hot sauce has a new way of being used. Anyways as always enjoy the show!…

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Episode 72 - Sept 11th Special

2006-09-11
Length: 45s

Ok 5 years ago to this day we had a terrible attack on the twin towers. Everyone knows that. Well at least thats what we think we know. Now, GuyCast is no skeptic or a wacky nut-job cult leader. But Jeff did come accross and interesting video. Its called Loose Change. It tells a few facts and a few ideals about things that may or may not have happened 5 years ago. Now ther are plenty sides fo this story like ScrewLooseChange.com and so forth, but if nothiing else all we urger you do is watch the video and read both sites. In rememberence of those at the twin tower and the pentagon and in PA. Now is the time for a country to take a look and by all means ask a few questions. Enjoy…

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Episode 71 - Sex, Lies And Crank

2006-09-07
Length: 39s

Well this episode starts out talking about how to manage your crazy sex partner. What to watch out for and shit. Adam says the show has an “info-mercial? appeal in the beginning. Shortly there after we head right back into our usual bullshit. We have a movie review by me, and it is fucking great. Enjoy!…

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Episode 70 - Steve Irwin - Out, Football - In

2006-09-04
Length: 32s

Well, boys and girls, as I’m sure you’ve heard by now Steve “The crocodile hunter? Irwin, has died. He went out in a blazing hail of gunfire, and by blazing hail I mean a stingray, and by gunfire I mean the stingray stuck him in the heart. Un-fucking-believable. Any ways we pay tribute to the crazy fucker and move on, right in football season baby! Adam give a few picks for college then breaks it down for the big guns in the NFL. As always I ask a stupid, remedial question that I’m sure plenty of 3rd graders already knew the answer to. So sit back, relax, watch some animal planet and listen to the wholesome family values that is this weeks episode of GuyCast.…

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Episode 69 - Battle Of The Email

2006-08-31
Length: 34s

Well this is the 69th episode and you know what that means? Nothing really, we have a few emails, a snakes on a plane review and some others. We also talk about exploiting the def phone conversation thing, and we talk about the penguin "Tristan". The meat of this show is about 2 great emails we got. These are very well written and funny as hell.…

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Episode 68 - Like Reality Only Fake

2006-08-28
Length: 36s

Reality TV, it's everywhere. You can't turn your head without seeing some new series featuring bad breakups, messy challenges, or high tention drama...in fact, that sounds kinda like Guycast. But today we talk a little about where it's gone, and where it's going, and how they fake it.…

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Episodes 67 - Holy Shit

2006-08-24
Length: 32s

Sometimes when you hear something you can't help but just go "Holy Shit". That's what today is about. It's also probably about more dick than you wanna think about...but trust us...it's funny.…

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Episode 66 - Predicting The Future

2006-08-21
Length: 35s

What does the future look like? It looks pretty bleak from here. Dan weighs in on the dark future of the Guycast Heroes. We discuss the upcoming future for the NFL, the preseason is underway and things look like their gonna be wierd. As a final prediction, we think that comedy central is going down the toilet, as illustrated by their Roast of William Shatner, which included more gay jokes than "The Wiggles"…

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Episode 65 - Emails, Death And Double Headed Dong's

2006-08-17
Length: 35s

Rants and raves, that's what we do here. This week talk about a little review we got from Dan. The new dog "Link". This is the story about me changing my life and the upsetting story that happend to me about 2 weeks ago. The we spawn to how we would like to die. We also get into my shark addiction and shark week. Mostly we talk about Discovery channel. Oh and we talk about teenagers are having less sex. Or so they say! And and last but not least Sweedish porn and huge black double headed dildos. Enjoy!…

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Episode 64 - Buying A Car

2006-08-14
Length: 42s

Buying a car is a big step in every guys life, and a difficult one. Between shady sellers, shady websites, and shady salesmen, it's easy to get screwed during the process. This episode, we try and walk you throug the process, and hopefully keep you from getting bent over the hood of your new car.…

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Episode 63 - The Party (Part 2)

2006-08-10
Length: 31s

Part two of the party. If you missed Monday, go back and listen, because there's some stuff you've just gotta hear. And this will make alot more sense. We're back live and sober on Monday, untill then, enjoy.…

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Episode 62 - The Party (Part 1)

2006-08-07
Length: 34s

Ok, so this is the first of a two part episode that happened over the party this weekend. The first part of this episode is a little of the usual and some introduction to the party, then we start the interviews. We tried to interview everyone that we have talked about over the last 60 shows, and we got to most of them and even a few we didnt plan on. This part you'll get Tony Buttons, Ryan Floyd, Drunken Jon, and Susan. What a good time! So enjoy and stay tuned for Thursday's show where we hit a few more that are downright funny as hell!…

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Episodes 61 - "The Wiggles"

2006-08-03
Length: 34s

So this episode is going down in history as the “The Wiggles?. Why? Well basically Adam and I over-use the “fag? reference towards our fearless leader Tristan, and…well, he… pretty much just plain snaps! He goes off on this rant about being a “kid-toucher?. I laughed my ass off and so did Tristan. Enjoy!…

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Episode 60 - The Move In, The Party, The Wardrobe

2006-07-31
Length: 35s

Butt-F-ing Wild, and the broken computer a couple of stories, Ebay, A couple movie reviews, Emails and voicemails and the other such stuff, a good one in my opinion! Enjoy!…

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Episode 59 - Myspace and such

2006-07-27
Length: 34s

A couple new cars for Greg, Craig's list, facebook, and myspace. Thats about it. Enjoy!…

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Episode 58 - The Ikea Experience

2006-07-24
Length: 38s

Robin on Porno, public sex, and masturbation; Ultimate Guy of the Week = Kevin Federline; Graduation Party, Wiffle Ball, the competitive streak in man; The Ikea Experience, women and decorating, covering lamps with car parts…

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Episode 57 - Stuffgalore

2006-07-20
Length: 29s

So Tristan wants try and stay in the shadow of the real world without a job for as long as possible. Tristan screws up and botches the Pirates movie. We had a couple of movie ratings, a little Johnny Knoxville and the Ringer. A slight little story about Eric and the married girl. Some homerun derby coverage by Adam. Some about the pro-bowl and we tease Jon about the Steelers and the Ravens. Dave Chappell, where the fuck are you now? Tristan is a hypocrite about being famous. And men are macho…big surprise. There are some other things in there but I can’t remember them. Enjoy!…

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Episode 56 - Public Sex

2006-07-17
Length: 32s

Public Sex, Japanese Sex Clubs, Masterbation, Celebrity Sex Videos, Sex on on Airplain,and Porn...need I say more?…

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Episode 55 - Who's Vag Is That

2006-07-13
Length: 33s

Tristan finally breaks down and decides to talk about Nascar a little bit, we figured it was only fair because it is the United State's biggest automotive sport (second only in the world to Formula 1).  Also, Jeff saw the new Pirates of the Carribean movie, and we have another ultimate guy of the week.…

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Episode 54 - Who Head-Butts?

2006-07-10
Length: 29s

We chat a little bit about growing up with technology, and the effect of not having it for a little bit. After all, where would guys be without out gadgets. Sports Guy adam updates your on the end of the world cup. We try to tackle the issue of gay marraige, hard. Enjoy…

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Episode 53 - The Strip Clubs

2006-07-06
Length: 31s

So this episode we talk about all the burning desires of a man. Actually we talk about the reasons why men go to the strip clubs. What’s the purpose? Well, sure, everyone knows there hot bitches and large tits there…but other than that, what else? Oh, right maybe there isn’t anything else. Anyways tune and listen up this episode should rank up there with some of the best of them.…

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Episode 52 - Happy Birthday America

2006-07-03
Length: 31s

There's not gonna be a description this week...because I don't feal like doing one...I don't think you even look at these descriptions anyway. If you do read this whole thing, well...here's a treat.Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player; That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more; it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. Happy Birthday America!…

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Episode 51 - The Dry Erase Board...

2006-06-29
Length: 33s

So another shows goes "stuff". Here's the deal, right off the bat Adam needs to have the dry erase board and draws a childs version of a set of boobs. This shows intent was to go over our own personal addictions however, as most shows go, we get side tracked. More talk of Tristan being gay, again. Mostly we talk about Adam going to the Dave Mathews concert and Tristan's last few weeks in the autocross season. So enjoy the usual hodgepodge of crap that this episode has become.…

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Episode 50 - It's Party Time

2006-06-26
Length: 34s

Man, you guys should have been there, we had these two chicks doing each other with this double-sided...ahh, who am I kidding? There was no party. Givin the fact there was a 100% chance of rain all weekend. And givin the fact that it has flooded 2 major highways, I'd say the weather man was right. Either way we talk about an "emu" having sex with a guy? Mike at UC Radio couldn't make it either, but are gonna try to get everyone back for the raincheck party. Buttons new music is out and just freaking incredable. T-Rent's intro - outstanding! And last but not least a big thank you to everyone who has made this show possible! Thanks and enjoy!…

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Episode 49 - Sachel of Dicks

2006-06-22
Length: 29s

Man, Ive had a rough day, and this episode is good stuff. Actually I'm just gonna let you listen to it, and you can decide what would fit best for a description.Your just gonna have to listen to it, I'll put up the content tomorrow. If i can...…

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Episode 48 - Father's Day

2006-06-19
Length: 34s

Happy Father's Day bitches...Welcome back for another half hour of whatever the hell else we feel like. Worst father's day gifts are on the menu today. As well as a heated argument over Big Ben and his motorcycle incident. People from Pittsburgh are pre