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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold!

2012-08-13 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click this

Hosk Stand up burn those bra's and the knickers too district nine whose life is better - mine or a grouse
random Hosk stuff Walking with the ducks
News Nugget Changing lanes Now Will Mellor comes to Birmingham Boyzone get tattoo popping bubbles to treat cancer
horror The cat woman from the moon superchick
Songs Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain mini mix TKD cross the roundabout on the 3rd exit - dance mix




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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 76 - ET2 - ET Strikes Back

2012-08-13 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)


Hey my brothers from a different Mothers
I had no episode at 11pm and then the Hosk burst into action and with a little help from his intergalactic friends he has got an episode together, it's because I'm a worker by day and a wild man by night. It also has some stand up type comedy about ET which I remember sending into BBC3 open mic competition. I can't believe they weren't interested in my intergalactic peado comedy.
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Hosk Stand up ET - He is a funny little fella isn't he? Film idea - ET2 - ET Strikes back imagine if you laid an egg!
random Hosk stuff People have been searching reviewing Robbie Williams new lyrics
News Nugget Perfume for dogs man flashes arse to trick cops record finger nails broken! man had tag fitted to false leg
Internet clips Horror film - the mutations nice pussy black angus Mortal Kombat trailer Mortal Kombat funny quotes
songs Leeroy Jenkins min mix Captain Kirk is climbing a mounting, why is he climbing a mountain




songs john holowach.com/ http://www.johnholowach.com/

Artist - Chris Herbert http://www.myspace.com/chrisherbert http://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.html
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 86 - Cat leads to peadophile arrest

2010-08-12 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)


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This weeks episode includes

Fields full of cheese
sun stories - three some leads to preggers
A Hosk morale Dilemma
new nugget - jail guarded by dummy
odd song - Gulag
news nugget - watch out for the peado cat
The Best programming jokes
The Geordie making song
Liverpool potatos!






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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 85 - stopping 60 year old men dressing as school girls

2010-08-06 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)



here is this weeks episode, click here to download


we have lots of news nuggets, reports from the lattitude festival and the Arnold Rimmer song


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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 84 - Bacon is good for me

2010-07-22 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

Welcome to a new episode, I have been away for a long time but now I am back

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this episode includes a mix of stuff, littering babies, breast touching dentists, the world backwords and the advice- Bacon is good for me.

do slugs view snails with envy? do racing snails really exist.

hey dog - I feel like some pickled onion monster munch.



Music (not mine)
Atlus
http://www.altusmusic.ca/

John Holowach
http://johnholowach.com/
you can also find his work for free here - http://www.archive.org/details/Sickness_in_the_World

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 83 - Hoskday 2008 - The Three Amigos

2009-12-10 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)


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this episode is live Hosk recording. It is the recording from Hoskday 2008. If you don't like to hear drunken people acting silly then I would give this episode a miss.
and remember kids, booze makes you funny, clever and irresistible to the opposite sex
the mp3 works but the video does not, I will fix it later


Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 82 - The Good, The Bad and the one armed

2009-12-07 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

Here we go
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Hosk Stand upswiss army knifeflies are fast but not fast enoughthe good the bad and the ugly
random Hosk stuffTrimming your hedgefor your furry friendscurly wurly club biscuitsBusiness man -apprentice
Hosk StoryHosk fights a one armed man
News NuggetDrunken man stabbed in backwhat is the strongest tentacle of an octopuses
SongsHosk song - Monkey MadnessThe muppets sing Queen

Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 81 - Is it wrong to sleep with your stepdad after you mum dies?

2009-11-20 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

This weeks title is a Google suggestion if you type in is it wrong.
actually it's a great game, type in some stuff into google and then look at the suggestions!!
it's a bit windy this week but hey the Hosk can't fight the elements. I also have some help from the mighty Shane Lee, he can only stand up 1 hour a day but he certainly makes the most of that hour!!
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Hosk Stand upWhat do bankers get bonuses for?sun headlines - Jedward!Jack Dee the one trick ponyWhy are the banks shut on Wednesday's!why are the roads 20mph in Preston?
random Hosk stuffWe have a number of clips from the mighty Shane Lee, hear him Roarexcept when he talks about the subject of peodo's
News NuggetBritain's the ugliest in EuropeNew Warning on Perfect Vagina's What is google suggesting to you today?
SongsHosk song - Geoff's Mum

Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 80 - Friday afternoon is the longest afternoon

2009-11-13 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

This week is Kelly inspired episode.
What does that mean, well you will just have to listen to it to work out.
There is a little bit of music from Chris Herbert and a little bit from me.
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Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 79 - Ducks Smoking vs Dogs Playing Snooker

2009-10-30 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

I become a little bit obsessed with Beef Curtains this week, which isn't too bad
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Stand upHosk critique of Simon and Garfunkel songwho invented the term beef curtainsvarious beef curtain songsMorale Dilemma -
Hosk StoryFull signature on card
news nuggetsgiants breasts shock chinaBBC change humpty dumpty wordsman 112 marries teenager

Hosk quickiesPublic service announcement - pulling fingerquestion - how long until sleepy time
Internet stuffcommentry of the film outlawGervais, Pilkington and the other one - man with a chainsawhorror trailer - the creeping hand
SongsHosk Song - Smoking Ducks featuring music from AtlusSimon and Garfunkel - percular man


Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 78 - When Biscuits Attack

2009-10-23 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click this
If you only down this on the weekend then there was an episode on Wednesday, which was pretty funny, so I would recommend you to check it out - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold!
Hosk Stand upsun story - mum finds special film on son's mobileWeekly X factor rant - they said she was Whitney HThe Soap Mythbuster - one loves whilst the other hates
random Hosk stuffbomb disposal van command respectNorthern man goes to the pond
News Nuggetoutrage as sweet porn hits the marketeating biscuits is a dangerous business
horrorcannibal girl
SongsX Factor replyHosk drives off with book



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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 75 - How to Play the Dating Game

2009-09-28 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

Good afternoon Hoskamons
We have a bit of dating episode this week. Loyal listener Mr C sent pointed the Hosk towards a clip of some terrible dating videos and then I looked and found some of the worst dating video's out there. My favourite is this dude who says we could have a kid because kids can be good, they could bring us beer and food. I like the person who uses the term "man mouth". I also wrote recorded a story for my nephew and niece about the time I found an egg the size of a football, it's a true story because there are pictures and a newspaper cutting! Click here if you want to listen to that.
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Hosk Stand upInternet Datingmorale Dilemma wouldn't be good if you could train your pets to steal thingspint of spunk
random Hosk stuffa random Hosk song about Hosks Half HourThe office is completely empty!
News NuggetWind up vibrator - earth angel. The sexy way to save the world85 pound fine for laughing whilst driving
There is a league of Gentlemen clip as well, back in the day when the League of Gentleman were bloody funny
dating clipsI'm very culturalheight is in the eye of the beholderI live at home but I'm still coolcome into the room, you are the wombwe can give the egg and sperm to your sister. It's about time to do the circle danceand others but I am too tired to type them out
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 74 - X Factor versus Hosk Factor

2009-09-11 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

It's time for a bit more X Factor fun, X Factor is show that makes the Hosk angry, angry like the Hulk.
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Hosk ThoughtsJudge watch - Louis Walsh is the most evil judgeJudges watch - Cheryl ColeJudge watch - Danni (not Kylie) Minogue X Factor Stand uphave you got the X FactorX Factor is all about chosing popular songs
news nuggetyou can't insult The Cowell even if they go to space
youtubeaggers is laughing - oh do stop stop it aggersRicky Gervais confronts Loius Walsh about insulting him
songsdonna - wants to be like MadonnaAriel - I'm not a number, I'm a human beingtragedyEye of the Tiger
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 73 - Women are all different downstairs

2009-09-08 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

I thought I better get back to basics and produce a standard Hosks Half Hour without any themes or reasons, just plain and simple Hosk nonsense. There are some fantastic quotes in this episode. Right click on this mp3 link or press play on the player below. Don't forget to spread the word of Hoskism to the world
Hosk Talka voracious readernhs = nazis - only in AmericaWomen are all different downstairssun story - the dopey tattoo
New nuggestA clothed man creates a riot at orgyscientists study something
Hosk StoriesHow to remember the U Shaped blokeHosk tries to drive away with half a hedgeSomeone wasn't keen on Hosks Half Hour
Youtube stufftrying to interview squeky manlaughing at there being only chickens
SongsAn Ashes Advert - we won the ashes by the way Aussie's
oh yeah, I sometimes put things here in this blog it might be of interest to you. Also Hosks Half Hour has a facebook page, go and join it - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 it doesn't do anything but it's nice to count numbers isn't it

Songs

Artist - Chris Herbert

http://www.myspace.com/chrisherbert

http://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.html

Artist - My Awesome Mixtape

song - ode to poetry

http://www.archive.org/details/muerte001

http://www.myawesomemixtape.it/

Artist - everyone loves Irene

http://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirene

http://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005

Artist – Edwin Morris

http://www.edwinmorris.com/


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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 72 - Laughing at the Worst X Factor Auditions

2009-09-04 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

I have been watching the X factor, you better watch it now whilst the rubbish are on, this is what is known as the good bit. Soon it will turn into a marketing machine for the Xmas number one single. The Episode is a mix of terrible auditions, terrible attitude, terrible singers and Hosks thoughts on the whole X Factor Circus.
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HoskbervationsHosk is angry about the X FactorX factor is back, woohooHosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factordo X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illnessX Factor Judge Cowell is broken downThe Best Cowell insults on the X Factorhow do they make the contestants on X Factor cry so much?
The Worst X factor songs I could findEye of the tigerTragedy by a chicken factory worker
The new EminimThe Earth Song she is the whole package but is quite lazy!
news nuggetRoyal family accuse Simon Cowell of being a sponger
Questionsdo people being shouted at by Cowell ever think about his high trousersdo the judges ever shout "What Year is this"Don't be alarmed if Walsh doesn't like you if you are not why doesnt Cowell sack that Walsh fella

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 71 - Have the yuppies evolved into something we haven’t named yet?

2009-09-01 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

I have a bit more dribbling out of the tube with Credit Crunch written on it. It's a bit of a squeeze I thought but then all sort of stuff starting spewing everywhere. Don't worry next week I will be back attacking you with the random thoughts of the Hosk
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also don't forget about Hosks Ambient Half Hour, oh yeah and that one listener is me by the way, MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

HoskbervationsIt's a banking crisesMarks and Spencers directory doesn't get bonus despite worst results in 20 years!credit crunch casualty
stupid peoplebanks!people who buy to let


songsGordon Gekko knows best -
music - Phillip Wilkerson
http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/
Artist - Altus
album - City of Ashes
http://www.altusmusic.ca/download.html
Chris Herbert
http://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlartist - My Awesome Mixtapesong - ode to poetryhttp://www.archive.org/details/muerte001http://www.myawesomemixtape.it/Artist - C Gonzalez
Song - addsensor002
http://www.archive.org/details/addsensor002
Artist - everyone loves Irene
song -try try try - Money speechhttp://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirenehttp://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 70 - The Crunchy Crunchy Double Munchy Crises

2009-08-26 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

Credit crunch special for you today people, I had collected a small mole hill of credit crunch related ramblings and thought I would weave them together in the shape a comedy doily.
I would also like to mention my new blog - Hosks Ambient Half Hour - it's a mix of about 50/50 with half ambient music and half Hosk comedy mixed together.  Here is episode one
http://hosksambienthalfhour.blogspot.com/2009/08/hosks-ambient-half-hour-episode-1.html

Hoskbervationsvat reducedwe are in a recessioncredit crunch - what a sexy namewho do the banks borrow fromcredit crunch casualty
estate agentssketchclever banker explains how banking workssongs Gordon Gekko knows best -
music - Phillip Wilkerson
http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/
Chris Herbert
 http://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlThe Credit Crunch Song
http://www.myspace.com/antandebt
Artist - everyone loves Irene
song -try try try - Money speechhttp://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirenehttp://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005


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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 69 - Why do Aliens love anal probing?

2009-08-18 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

I look into the questions of why do the dumbest people seem to be chosen to appear on games showsand quizzes. Why are Aliens so obsessed with the anal probe, time after time they are beamingred necks up to the ship to do some anal probing. One lot of probing, ok but to keep doing it. howdo aliens even understand what are arse is or does to be sticking probes up there and whatdo those probes tell them.
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News Nuggetfootballer booked for fartinggay drakes foil breeding plan
Hosk storiesHosk surprise - unwrap meSun stories - boyfriend on sex list
Hosk Standupdumb britainwhy do aliens love anal probingare microwaves really safe?
songsmilk
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 68 - Introducing the Sprout

2009-08-11 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

Hello to all the Hosky lovers out there in the real world
welcome back to the podcast that makes women nervous when listening to it.
As I have been away for a while I have a mixture of some old stuff and some new stuff and have ended up with a great big sweary odd mix indeed but it made me laugh. There is quite a lot of dog related material which is always good.

News Nuggets
Korean biscuitsneedle removed from bum
Hosk Storiesdribbling dogsHosk thoughts - imagine a world where women didn't have breasts
Hosk Standup
do you get jealous of dogs sniffing arses?Dogs are the aim of lifean advert for Jesusintroducing the sprout
other stuffsweatathon
Hosk Songs
Hosk goes to snobs3rd exitpotholes
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 67 - Giving stupid answers to clever questions

2009-04-10 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)


The main part of this weeks episode is stupid answers to quiz questions, yes its like someone managed to round up the idiots who appeared on Family fortunes every week and then gave them some more difficult questions which they get even more amusingly wrong
News Nuggets
ugly women with stupid name takes the piss out of Grand national winnersnogging gran scares off balifflets dance for godperson had six organs taken out!
Hosk Standup
Sun Letters - holiday laughs sun letters - one mans problems is another mans dreamsFunny Food
Other Stuff
Random Goody Radio 
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 66 - Telling you what men are thinking

2009-03-26 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

This week we have my favourite sun story ever, which has the line
"whilst having sex with my boyfriend, I suddenly saw my boss naked at the door, who then asked if he could join in"
I bet Dear Deidre must have fell off her stool when she read that letter.  
We have the usual news nuggets and this week we have a bit of TKD and Hosks exam revision sends him a bit mental.
and lots of other cheeky stuff


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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 65 - The podcast where children get ticks for swearing

2009-03-05 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

This week I'm talking about Mr Tool, making sure you are peeling banana's the right way up, playing the game - Guess what I have in my sandwiches and including lots of lovely news nuggets.
I also include the TKD song because I am currently having to learn Korean again and I will tell you what, it's all foreign to me.
also scientists have discovered rotten eggs make men with floppy willies get hard!  bollocks to that.
Hosk Stories
guess what Hosk has for lunchmate busted after caught picking nose by loved oneMr Tooleating oranges if fun
News Nuggets
The smell of rotten eggs gets you horny12 hour sexy orgy kills manattacking cricketers
Hosk Standup
BBQ Fuel at petrol stationspoor bob at hotmail, he was spammed to deathhow to peel a banana
Other Stuff
sun letter - wife illness forces bloke to have sex TKD song
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 64 - The Origins of pancake day

2009-03-02 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

Well Hello there Mr HassleHosk indeed.
I made three new jingles this week with these catchy names
JINGLE - CAT ON A LEADJINGLE - HITLER VERSUS CHAPLINJINGLE - URGHG PIGS
hmmm interesting, it's a fun packed episode this week with talk about pancake day, how to draw penisesisiesiseseiss, how to draw Wogan out from a bush from the bottom of your garden and all sorts of stuff.
There is also a quick song with the words HassleHosk, which is something I call myself, it's a mixture of Hosk and David HassleHoff, Awesome



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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 63 - Oi You, It's Valentine's day, knickers off!

2009-02-14 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

This week it's not a valentine's day special, hooray because we all know valentine's day is a rip invented by the evil "card people", unless of course you can get you lady friend to dress up in sexy underwear and give you a right good shagging in exchange for some flowers and a card.
it's a mixed bag this week with quite a few news nuggets mostly about people setting fire to things, we also have a randy dad in the sun stories.  So make sure you expect the unexpected, although now I have told you will be expecting it, bugger.
here is zee contents
Hosk Stories
bloody geeseSun stories - Randy dad
News Nuggets
man lights up fridgetortoise sets fire to housedildo street
Hosk Standup
Microsoft employees interview questionwork makes you think about foodexpect the unexpectedmovie cliche - bummingOther Stuff
Hosk interviews hoskValentine's day messagesthe cinema storysweathonfuck ups
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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 62 - Snow Snow Glorious Snow

2009-02-05 :: hoskshalfhour@gmail.com (Hoskinator)

It's a snow themed episode this week, well you just can't avoid the stuff can you.  Every day you wake up hoping you won't be able to drive down the road and every bloody day you can manage it, then you watch gangs of teenagers menacingly holding snow balls, I'll SNOWBALL THEM
here is zee contents
Hosk Stories
Hosks falls overwhat's chinese chicken taste likebbc full of snow pictures
News Nuggets
london snowed underlong ears
Hosk Standup
who cast Tom as a Nazi?sun stories - how do i tell my friendgeese read the art of war!
Other Stuff
biff reece jonesgummi bearsa funny Hosk noiseDerick the agony aunt
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