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Last update: 2013-06-16

Exodus, Hikaru Utada — with special guest, Doug Mutai!

2013-06-16
Length: 1s

If you're looking for crazy, you've found it.

Bent & Brent welcome Doug Mutai to the show to find out from someone with English as their second language why having English as your second language is no excuse for this album.

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Up All Night, One Direction — with special guest, Derek Sweet!

2013-06-10
Length: 1s

Derek Sweet stops by to talk about the inevitable evolution of the human species into a Vin Dieselberg-type super-man.

Orange Power, you guys!

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Mr. T's Commandments, Mr. T — With special guest, Victoria Banner!

2013-06-02
Length: 1s

Brent & Ben welcome Victoria Banner to the show for an album only 80s kids will get.

lik dis if u cri evertim

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Six Funny Bone Stories, The 3 Stooges — with special guest, Ryan Constantin!

2013-05-27
Length: 1s

Thanks to everyone who entered our fan contest.

We received over 150 drawings of Brent & Ben with some of your favourite characters from the show.

But there can only be one winner, Brent's brother, Ryan! 

Ryan joins the fun with the Three Stooges in an album so bad it causes physical pain to listen to it.

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Total Body Workout, Arnold Schwarzenegger — with special guest, Amy Bugg!

2013-05-19
Length: 59s

Are you ready for a workout that will target all of your body's muscles (of which there are six)?

Ben & Brent welcome excersize expert Amy Bugg to the "studio" to learn how Arnold became the world's biggest action star with only two chairs, a door handle, a phone book and the best hits of the 80s.

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America why I love her, John Wayne — with special guest, Don Wood!

2013-05-13
Length: 1s

If you love freedom you'll download this episode over and over again.

Don Wood learns with Brent & Ben about the evils of the Hyphen and how hobos are the real America.

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Sonic the Hedgehog, Arcade — with special guest, Alan Cho (again)!

2013-05-05
Length: 52s

Alan forces his way back onto the show to talk about his first love - creating his original Sonic the Hedgehog fan character Alan the Hedgehog (ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL).

This German techno album is Sonic's greatest legacy before turning into some neck-beards' masturbation fantasy.

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Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy, Leonard Nimoy — with special guest, Tommy Mellor!

2013-04-29
Length: 1s

Ben & Brent welcome Tommy Mellor into the basement for a 60s, bass-filled, trek through the stars.

Did you know that Mr. Spock hates parking and loves cotten candy? Why would you? No one does. No one cares. Shut up Spock.

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WWE Originals, Stars of WWE Wrestling — with special guest, Sarah Adams!

2013-04-18
Length: 1s

Brent and Ben welcome Sarah to the basement to choose from a virtual buffet of traditional wrestling singing styles.

Together we discover that there's a little bit of the WWE in all of us. [Editor's Note: They don't discover this]

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The Yellow Album, The Simpsons — with special guest, NOBODY!

2013-04-15
Length: 1s

Ben & Brent finally give in to "fan" "demands" and do an episode solo (with both of them)!

Listen as they slog through some knock-off Simpsons characters sing about girl-power and such topics.

This album is pretty bad, but stick around kids we've got some really great toy commercials coming up, I swear.

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Who Let The Dogs Out, The Baha Men — with special guest, Evan Wilson!

2013-04-06
Length: 1s

Brent & Ben welcome Evan Wilson to the basement to basically talk over the Baha Men for an hour.

This album was boring. All 28 Baha Men should be ashamed of themselves.

Enjoy!

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Chipmunks In Low Places, Alvin & The Chipmunks — with special guest, Austin Lonneberg!

2013-03-28
Length: 1s

Brent & Ben welcome Austin to the basement to unravel the dark consequences of bringing wildlife into your suburban home for profit.

WHICH CHIPMUNK/CHIPETTE ARE YOU MOST LIKE!?!?

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Bang! Pow! Boom!, Insane Clown Posse — with special guest Jaron James

2013-03-21
Length: 1s

Brent & Ben invite Jaron James into the basement and come to a surprising consensus on this week's album.

Listen, as we learn about the reality of the Dark Carnival (ORIGINAL CREATION, DO NOT STEAL!).

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Teddy Ruxpin, The Airship/Fire Safety — with special guest, Ian Wallace!

2013-03-17
Length: 1s

Ben & Brent welcome Ian Wallace to the basement to try something a bit different, listening to some old Teddy Ruxpin Adventure cassettes!

Please help us get Grubby the help and attention he deserves.

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brokeNCYDE, I'm Not a Fan, But the Kids Like It! — with special guest, Jeff D'Silva!

2013-03-07
Length: 1s

Did you ever watch Jurassic Park and think to yourself, "I wish these Velociraptors would start scream-singing about getting drunk and fucking scene girls?"

This week Ben & Brent welcome Jeff D'Silva to the basement to talk about how that dream became a reality. 

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S Club 7, S Club — with special guest, AJ Shenner

2013-03-03
Length: 1s

Ben & Brent welcome AJ Shenner to the basement to talk about how to throw a sweet party with an inturrupting dog.

TRIGGER WARNING - Brent is too far away from the mic and this episode is really quiet when he's talking.

We'll get it figured out one day you guys!

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The Shaggs, Philosophy Of The World — with special guest, Scoot Laird!

2013-02-28
Length: 1s

This week Ben & Brent welcome Scoot Laird to the basement and learn that if you want to fulfill a prophesy, you need to lock some kids in a barn.

Brent gets angrier and angrier as the episode goes on — just as the old woman foretold!

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Kris Kross, Young, Rich & Dangerous — with special guest, Chris Griffin!

2013-02-21
Length: 1s

Ben & Brent welcome Chris Griffin and his 2-litre bottle of Grower's berry cider into Ben's basement to talk about Kris Kross' sexual fetishes, talent shows and West Edmonton Mall fountain pranks.

Follow us online at @sexcannon and @brentholomew

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Prozzak, Saturday People — with special guest Jeff Kubik!

2013-02-14
Length: 1s

Brent & Ben uncover the deep, disturbing message behind Prozzak's Saturday People with the help of special guest Jeff Kubik.

Listen to the darkest episode yet and also the episode with the greatest amount of accents on this week's episode!

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Fabio After Dark — with special guest Donovan Deschner!

2013-02-08
Length: 1s

Brent & Ben struggle with terrible podcast audio issues while hosting Donovan Deschner in Ben's basement to discuss the deeper meaning of Fabio After Dark.

In this episode we learn how to romance women the right way, wonder what a romantic movie actually is, and prepare to live on a tropical island.

Special appearance by TV's Alf!

Follow us on twitter @sexcannon and @brentholomew

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Hulk Rules, the Hulk Hogan album — with special guest Kyle Francis!

2013-01-31
Length: 1s

Brent & Ben welcome one of the many Kyle Francis' to Ben's basement to talk about the leathery quality of Hulk Hogan's skin as well as his musical prowess on his 1995 debut album, Hulk Rules.

Learn about Hulk's irresistibility with the ladies, his interest in beach safety and his concern for dead fans in this episode of I Can't Listen to This!

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Coming Out of Their Shells, the soundtrack – with special guest Jeff Toth!

2013-01-27
Length: 1s

Brent & Ben welcome comedian Jeff Toth to Ben's basement to talk about the abomination that is TMNT Coming out of Their Shells, the soundtrack.

Learn about how capitalism dominated children's imaginations to synergize the terror of Pizza Hut and a touring musical based around giant mutant turtles.

If you've ever wondered, "why would anyone see a stage show like this?" we don't know either. 

But we give it the old college try to figure it out in this week's episode.

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I Can't Listen To This Episode 1 — 2.B.A. Master Pokemon Album — with special guest Alan Cho

2013-01-19
Length: 1s

Brent and Ben welcome comedian Alan Cho to Ben's basement to talk about the 1999 Pokémon album - 2.b.a Master.

Learn about the strange romantic undertones between pokemon and their trainers in our very first episode!

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I Can't Listen To This

Join Brent Constantine and Ben Cannon as they listen to the worst music, spoken word, comedy and soundtrack albums of all time — so you don't have to!

I Can't Listen To This


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