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Today’s Question: Be Gay or Celibate

2011-06-29 :: Internal Dialogues

If you had to choose between all the sex you could want— with a gender you don’t— or no sex at all, what would you choose? In this episode we discover that this is NOT an Inclusive Or: you can’t choose both. Also, we find out Daniel likes bears and gives into prison sex suspiciously [...]…

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The Best Panhandler on Ninth Street

2011-06-16 :: Internal Dialogues

Carlos tells a nice story about how– with the right view of life– you, too, can spend hundreds of dollars on blow tonight. Daniel tells a story he immediately regrets. But it’s okay: you’ll regret listening to it, too.…

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Apparently Carlos can take a punch

2011-06-09 :: Internal Dialogues

This classic recording is from October 9, 2008 and chronicles Carlos’ exploits at being exploited. As you can see– we’ve had the idea for this podcast for over two years… If only we’d bothered spending that time increasing the quality of our episodes.…

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Internal Dialogues Gives You Bad Advice

2011-06-09 :: Internal Dialogues

In an effort to test their empathy after a failed test, Carlos and Daniel decide to answer some real questions for real advice columnists… only to realize that real people are stupid and real advice isn’t fun.…

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T-Rob in… “Weather and Crazy Eyes”

2011-06-03 :: Internal Dialogues

Daniel fails to show up this week, so Carlos´ great friend Trumpet Rob steps in to discuss ladies and small talk. One of them we find useless and the other difficult and frustrating… and vice versa. Whenever we search for Trumpie on our friends list, we always start out writing TRUMPET. It is a good [...]…

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“No, What do You Really Think?

2011-05-27 :: Internal Dialogues

When Carlos went on exchange with Trumpet Rob to Australia, Daniel felt usurped and angry. As a result, he holds a vendetta against Trumpie. You can imagine how he felt upon hearing that the previous episode involved only Carlos and Trumpet. I can imagine it, too. I just don’t because I couldn’t look at him [...]…

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Murses, Graduation Crashers, and Bad Pizza

2011-05-20 :: Internal Dialogues

While Daniel was away to see a graduation in Austin, he got accepted into a nursing program. Whoo. Also in Austin: pizza. WHOO!!!!…

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“Q & A: RU 4 Real?”

2011-05-13 :: Internal Dialogues

Our First Ever Question (kind of)! We spend the majority of the show trying to turn a fake question into a real conversation… This is not advisable… especially when the question is marriage. Not that this has happened to us, but… still: think about it!…

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“You Think You’re Better Than Me?”

2011-05-06 :: Internal Dialogues

Daniel is angry that Carlos has so much dirt on him, whereas he has almost no dirt on Carlos. Is it that one of us is just a better person? Or is the truth far, far more disturbing? The answer is surprisingly terrible!…

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The Unwritten Rules of Bro Dibs

2011-04-29 :: Internal Dialogues

Carlos, curious after a joke of his unexpectedly lands, considers the notion of ‘dibs.’ Daniel, also holding this intuition, helps dissect what every guy knows instinctively: that John Nash was an idiot. Economics could be solved with the basic tenant: “finders keepers, losers weepers.”…

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Rules for Shotgun

2011-04-24

In reference to the last episode and taken from this website and this other one: Shotgun must be said audibly to all present or the person’s hand must be on the door handle Window is a separate option that must also be called independently. All other rules for Window are the same as those for [...]…

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On Final Band-aids and First Responders

2011-04-22 :: Internal Dialogues

Daniel dedicates his life to helping people. He has amassed a net-total of one saved life. Carlos muses that the world needs more people like Daniel… only slightly more competent.…

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Her Deepest, Darkest Secrets Bored Me

2011-04-15 :: Internal Dialogues

What lies deep in the hearts of men? Sometimes, it’s silly memories that lead to lifelong preoccupations. Sometimes it’s burritos.…

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Little ignorance: bad. Lotta ignorance: hilarious

2011-04-08 :: Internal Dialogues

Instead of a description, an apology: we apologize to any groups that may be offended by this episode. The only group we dislike is the left-handed. We love gay and transgendered people.. often sexually.…

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Legend of the Druken Danjitsu Master

2011-03-29 :: Internal Dialogues

Danjitsu master Daniel cements himself to his kitchen in the hope of making form-fitting armor. Sometimes smart people do stupid things. Stupid people do stupid things too. Guess which one is more common?…

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It’s bad manners to make lists

2011-03-22 :: Internal Dialogues

Daniel, frustrated with the world, longs for a list that would tell him what women want. Carlos points out that they want men who don’t think the answer to women can be found in a list.…

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“He’s Nice” and other red flags

2011-03-14

Prompted by an innocuous comment that being nice is a red flag, Carlos decides to become a bit of a jerk… assuming everyone is okay with that, of course. Daniel is frustrated by having to restrain his id in public places.…

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Groundhog day hangovers are the worst!

2011-03-08 :: Internal Dialogues

What if you had to relive the same day again and again? Would you make your bed? Shower? Fun fact: we would not! We also probably would not clean, brush, or wipe.…

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Welcome to the Podcast

2011-03-01

Internal Dialogues is a weekly podcast. We’ve spent nearly three years developing this podcast (slowly) and the end result will follow. Here’s the concept: It’s the kind of conversation you’d have after a few drinks with the kind of approach you’d have after decades of having these sorts of conversations while sober. Each podcast is [...]…

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Internal Dialogues and the Book Club

2011-03-01 :: Internal Dialogues

Our heroes discuss this week's book: "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." True Fact: Daniel prepped for this podcast for eight months- reading all of the books. Carlos– a much faster reader– will start reading it pretty soon.…

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