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Last update: 2015-03-12

72. Diagnosis: Above It All

2015-03-12
Length: 53s

Raising the status/ The Patron Saint of MRS/ Night Thoughts About Sam Smith/ Alex P. Hairgel and the Fear of Cheese/ Femininja/ Tim Burton's Dumbo/ Roar/ 50 Shades of Grey/ The Worst Script/ Tommy Loves The Bachelor/ Will Smith vs. Tom Hanks/ The Longest Ride/ Tongue Sight

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71. A Tremendous Weird 3rd Eye

2015-02-19
Length: 1s

This week: So real/Larrys/Decadent/Don't Judge Me, Bro/PB & JC/Tommy features for Last Comic Standing's Dave Landau/SI Swimsuit issue/SNL 40

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70. The Earthworm of Love

2015-02-03
Length: 1s

Mumbles and Such/ gas station antics/Bev/ Word to the Y/ Fully Bev/ Macho Man walks into a gas station/ Hulk Hogan fanny pack/ Tommy's on tour/ Bob Dylan farts/ that time Tommy met Kid Rock/ a real strong brow/ we are fish/ Jupiter's Uranus/ Sky Sharks/ playing dodgeball with Jesus/ Christian Mingle: the Movie/ Bill/ Guys with ponytails/ The Love Walrus/ female Ghostbusters/ The push for 75

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69. Party Possession 2: The Boogie Down

2015-01-09
Length: 1s

Snarknado/ Tommy's breast/ A Very Dr. Doom Christmas/ These movie titles these days/ The Bachelor/ Whiplash/ This German drummer kid/ Mac Sabbath/ Dance Party Dreams/ The Scrabble Squad/ The First Rule of Jeff Healey/ Tommy stays in a haunted house/ toe scrape

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68. The Woofs of Wall Street

2014-11-21
Length: 1s

This week: Randy's stolen soul/ Lumbersexuals/ Once in a Great Moon/ Snake Proof Suit/ Bear Selfies/ The Man who was a Platypus/ More nonsense and tomfoolery

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67. iBola

2014-11-06
Length: 1s

Tommy's empowerment jeans/ the worst driver's license pic/ Getting recruited to be a Scientologist/ Randy's celebrity encounter/ Ebola/ clown sharks/ stealing the Batmobile/ All About That Bass/ Clyde Ghost/ Laugh changes

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66. The Girl with the Kodiak Eyes

2014-09-08
Length: 1s

A new episode?! This time: whistle skills/ The Pancake Saloon/ Wolf Whistle/ Tommy hearts One Direction/ Sigmund the Caterpillar/ first drinks/ Oversized glasses/ The Bagged Salad Incident/ The Lion Incident/ Tommy rambles on about the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge/ Whoa: the TV show/ more.

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65. Sloppy Joe Collins

2014-05-29
Length: 48s

This week: TOMMY MEETS KID ROCK/ The Paper Towel Dispenser Dilemma/ What if you could use the Conta code to give yourself 30 lives/ Some gentle soul/ Tommy the 8th grade bully/ Sloppy Joe Collins/ Camp Buddies/ Dr. Seuss, gangster rapper/ Yahoo Answers

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64. Throat Solanges

2014-05-20
Length: 49s

This week: The Legend of Waldo/ Jay-Z/ Jonathan Livingston Seagull talk/ Tommy raps like Jay-Z/ Tyler Perry's The Bible/ The Art of Tim Allen's grunt

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63. Jack the Pickled

2014-04-16
Length: 53s

This time: Antisocial Randy/ Rumpology, the study of rumps/ stupid songs/ Boston accents/ afterlife fights/ Jack Nicholson/ spelling bee fiasco/ The beemaster/ Kenny Loggins vs Eddie Money/ foreign movie titles/ Captains Planet and power

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62. Foolish Pride!

2014-04-04
Length: 1s

This week: Glock Winchester III/ Tommy rambles about crime and stuff/ Ice cream cone life lessons/ Greybeard/ Isn't Heisenberg a balloon?/ McD's receipt tattoo/ a very strict artist/ animal things/ Cheap Thrills

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61. Young Drywall the Chameleon

2014-03-05
Length: 1s

This week: Adele Dazeem/ The Oscars/Zombeavers/Zombassist/ Charlie Brown and Snoopy grow up/ Bobbing for trout/ Soylent Green is celebrities/ Eating your favorite celebrities/ Snowball, the living dead man/ National clown shortage/ Kurt Cobain's crying statue/ beard transplants and hipsters/ perverted America/ The Jacuzzi Floozies/ Tommy thinks Jennifer Lawrence is weird looking.

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60. Selfie steem

2014-02-13
Length: 1s

A romantic Valentine's Day episode or something. To celebrate, Tommy and Randy write a Nicholas Sparks movie. Also: the three stages of drunk/ Robert Redford hair and concern lines/ Lex Luthor is not Lex Luger/ Tommy's drunk/ The sex life of Ron McDon/ Sweden's dirty Big Mac tactics/ A woman named Sexy/ the selfie causes the collapse of a country/ Tommy's romantic or something. Download and leave us a review on iTunes!

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59. Warrior Poets

2014-02-09
Length: 54s

This week: Yahoo answers/ chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit/ magic banana lights/ the return of Zombees/ freezer babies/ unnecessarily graphic/ check out my deltoids/ choose your own adventure podcast/ The Pizza Chronicles/ Mario is a furry/ a big career in show

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58. Contra Kidney Exchange

2013-12-18

This is a "Best of" deal. "Greatest Hits," if you will, of selected episodes. Featuring reheated leftovers from episodes 34, 42, 45, 48, and 49. Topics include: Ham tramp stamps, I Adolph your plate, Horseman Baby, H2Oh Hell No, Dela-where?, The Toast Store, Pitbulls, Contra Kidney Exchange, Useless Luigi, Operation fan fiction and Don't touch ET. 

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57. Bathroom Slow Jamz

2013-12-11
Length: 1s

This week: Bathroom etiquette/ Car and Driver/ Extreme Ironing/ Iceland facts/ Free Willy theme song/ skinny jeans/ the Tongue Twister Meister/ Teacher Torture Machines/ Stupid baby names

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56. Must Love Sheep

2013-12-04
Length: 1s

This week: Tommy's short story book/ we react to the Reaction Podcast's reaction to us/ Wikifeet/ Ghost in the Cheerios/ Cereal reincarnation/ Randy's death embarrassment/ King Hippo's modesty/ Repressed video game swearing/ Yahoo answers/ Scooby-Dum/ the inflation of the 12 days of Christmas/ how romantic

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55. Magnificent Pig

2013-11-27
Length: 1s

Guess who’s back?/ Tommy tries to tell jokes/ analyzing Charlotte’s Web/ Superman’s crazy taste buds/ Krypto the superdog/ half-rock groups/ Thanksgiving’s new mascot/ fart filtering underwear/ Yahoo answers/ Randy’s traumatic kindergarten story/ squats for subway/Middle finger statue aimed at your ex-wife

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54. Swim, Tan, and Plankton

2013-09-11
Length: 57s

Cimmaron LaMichaelson/ Butterfly into caterpillar/ society of potato heads/ gun permits for the blind/ whales tan, too/ #ERfollies/ Earth is a Hot Pocket/ Holocaust: the video game/ I'm a good point/ Mike Tyson plays Punch Out!!/ John Lennon's Tooth

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53. The Strap-On Bandit

2013-08-27
Length: 1s

Movie festivals/ MEWvies/ Movie Boat/ Kiss my butt for $200/ Love notes/ A lady has hair that's 55 feet long/ RoboThespian/ World Toilet Day/ Jet packs/ Pepsi-flavored Cheetos/ Lose weight by breathing/ Yahoo Answers/ Unicorn Man/ important questions/ drive-in sex boxes

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52. Bigfootsies

2013-08-20
Length: 1s

This week: a woman dislocates her jaw eating a burger/ Lion-dog/ yeastiality/ telepathy with a rat/ Megadeth impressions/ the Harvard Dave Mustaines/ Facebook makes you sad/Rock bottom is wearing hand-me-down sweat pants

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51. Le Royale Baby with Cheese

2013-07-23
Length: 1s

The Sticks and Stones Defense/ National Hot Dog Day/ Tommy's good story/ Woman brings horse into McD's/ Horseists/ Letters to prevent gun violence/ Stay classy, Rolling Stone/ Shark wrestling/ Aquaman street fight/ Melvin, the loneliest whale in the world/ Dolphins have names like Bjorndorph/ Yahoo Answers

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50. Pirahnacane

2013-07-16
Length: 50s

Winkleman/ Sharknado/ Can I Sharknado happen?/ corpse flower/ Google Glass for dogs/ singing is as healthy as yoga/ Penmanship is a sexist word/ Wasted and tipsy/ yarn bombing/ Mr Rogers vs. Bill Cosby/ Put your shirt on

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49. Abs

2013-07-08
Length: 1s

Joey Chestnut/ Yahoo Answers: Pitbulls and warp tours/ The Expendables/ Ivan Drago's piggy back ride/ Rocky villians/ Extinct Ethels and Endangered Ednas/ Kid sells his kidney to clear his video game debt/ Contra Kidney Exchange/ The Buttercream Gang/Favorite Mario suits/BEWBIES/Beer is good for the heart!/ WebMD is not your friend/ I Adolph your plate/ The One Where Rachel Ate McDonald's/ Weekly rants: bluetooth and Fitness magazines

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48. H2Oh, Hell No

2013-06-11
Length: 1s

This week on the show: we provide facts/ discuss a squirrel rebellion/ spirit animals/ From Yahweh to Yahoo/ The Toast Store/ Goodburger/ tattoos on the lower back = promiscuous?/ bottled water for women/ jobs for pretty people/ $20,000 worth of shrimp/ Eyebrow transplants/ the problem with ET

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47. The One We Do Not Speak Of

2013-05-28
Length: 1s

In which Randy is slowly losing his mind. We also talk about McDonald's "Mega Potato" released in Japan, dolphin-assisted births, and drop the bombshell that we're just a nation of ugs. Also, SHARKNADO, Hillary Clinton: the movie, a woman who was ran over 3 times by her own car, MMMhops, and the Mt. Everest traffic jam. Plus, that time Tommy scored a touchdown.

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46. Suicide Pie

2013-05-21
Length: 1s

The Mr. T Commandments/ Netflix Adultery/ Venezuela needs toilet paper/ Bath salts "zombie" victim update/ Pedal Pubs/ The steepest hill of death/ Ohio is rude/ Powerball ticket fail/ Mike Tyson Mysteries/ The Story of Glass Joe/ The Flaming Ron/ the pollen tsunami/ pregnancy frogs/ banana

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45. ...In a Hippo's Mouth

2013-05-14
Length: 1s

Iron Man 3/ Goots my hoot/ Great Gatsby (IN 3D) speculation/ Tommy and Randy arm wrestle/ time passes slowly in a hippo's mouth/ King Hippo was a formidable foe/ Carly Rae Jepsen prom date/ TweetPee/ hypnosis for bigger boobs/ the perils of Fall Out Boy concerts/ Guitars = girls/ My Little Pony vs. Care Bears/ Equestria Girls/ Where do mascots go when they die?/ Saved by the Bell continuity/ Banned names in New Zealand

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44. Bob Marley Banana

2013-05-01
Length: 1s

This week: Go fly a kite/ Tommy gets hit on by a guy/ Jason Collins/ In-flight flirting/ the great shorts debate/ Florida man with a foot fetish/ Ponytail zip line/ Hands off/ Man loses life savings at the carnival/ Buddy Cup/ The Washington Redtails/ The Saddest Day in 5 years

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43. A Man Named Pad

2013-04-17
Length: 1s

This week: The Joy of Community College/ Hamburger University/ The Best TV Theme Song Ever/ Tommy is a Belieber and calls Anne Frank ugly/ Under the influence of "drum and bass"/ Pad Gardner, the human sanitary napkin/ Eels/ space feces

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42. Booty-ism

2013-04-02
Length: 1s

The resurrection of Tommy/ Operation fan fiction/ Facebook equal signs/ Facebook beat poetry/ Tommy never met a whale/ Dogfish/ Urban Tarzan/ Six Mix-A-Lot's Bootyism & Reincarnation/ Scratch-n-Sniff pot cards/ God smells/ the Human Billboard/ A hobo named Landfill/ The Abode of Chaos/ Supermodels have opinions/ The Ex/ Chad/ Does Delaware Exist?/ The Krang and Shredder Dinner Party/ Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Ralph Malph

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41. Hollowed Out Baby Dolphin Skulls

2013-03-19
Length: 1s

Randy's desolate life/ Coffee rage/ Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos and the hopes of America/ Bacon-shelled tacos and obese America/ Mediocre country vs. Mediocre rap/ Tommy defends Taylor Swift/ the #1 drink in America/ The Jason Voorhees of Dolphins/ Zipper accidents/ New members

Outro: "Cake Boy" by Sir Mix-a-Lot

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40. The Danza

2013-03-12
Length: 1s

This week: Jumping the shark/ The Fonz is Mathew McCaonaughey/ Stallone vs. The Danza/ Tommy talks about The Bachelor and Bones/ Clearing your history/ Headstone sponsorship/ Farmer Death/ Living to be 150/ A boy named Rover/ the only 30 year old teenager in America/ Pee Pants/ Random movie chat/ Captain Spork/ Robin dies/ Krang/ Jennifer Love-Hewitt's $5 million boobs/ Donkey Kong for feminists

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39. Gang of Thongs

2013-03-07
Length: 1s

The Time Tommy Almost Met Bob Seger/ National Cereal Day and cereal maps/ Tommy appreciates milk/ Smells Like Old Spice/ Lance Armstrong causes air pollution/ the myth of the Beer Goggles/ Will Smith's thug life/ Gun crotch/ Kissin' Octopi/ the hellwaters of Florida/ Sugardaddie.com, USA/ In the jungle, the mighty jungle/ Jesus up/ Cow licking/ Thong Bandit/ Yahoo answers/ Rapefruit/ Valentina

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38. Ivan Ski Mask & Guam DeLuise

2013-02-26
Length: 1s

Buffalo head/ booty shakin'/ United States of Amammary/ MC Hammer rape whistle/  Google Glass/ the ultimate Facebook stalking tool/ Wearing Flippy Floppies with a Flippy Phlone/ Assault burrito/ Bullet in the oven/ Ski mask talk/ Burrito abuse/ Dead mice dropped on Guam/ One Million Moms hate talking pigs/ Tommy vetoes Randy's life/ Charlotte's Web talk/ Tommy loved New Kids on the Block/ Tommy and the Walrus doing the Locomotion/ Stolen porn alert

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37. Undergarment Face

2013-02-22
Length: 20s

2nd episode this week. A quick and dirty one. Dumbo got drunk/ Deleting Myspace/ The politics of Myspace/ Facebook after death/ Panty Face/ Japan's weirdest hero/ Hentai Kamen/ Ratbot the bully

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36. Last Friday in Norway

2013-02-19
Length: 1s

The buns are the ham/ Asteroids/ Adam Levine's zits/ Photgraph of S8er Boi/ Iceland wants to ban all the fun/ Guppies like hotties/ Fish stoned on pill pollution/ Skeletor Jones/ Woman has the same song on repeat in her head for 3 years/ The Climb vs. Purple Rain/ Mississippi abolishes slavery/ Florida man bites a police car/ Krispy Kreme chase/ Fart studies/ Fanta's tasty ad/ Rep Sue McClurkin thinks babies are organs/ Lisa Turtle/ Norway's version of TGIF/ Keeping it Kardashian-free/ the replacement stripper

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35. With Great Power, Comes Great Hostility

2013-02-15
Length: 24s

A quick and dirty episode! Adam Levine's scent/ When Spider-Man attacks/ THC University/ Cereal!/ Tommy milks a cow/ Erotic video games/ the truth about Ms. Pac-Man

Intro: "Mickey Maos" by Halloween

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34. More Soda Popinski, Less Ivan Drago

2013-02-07
Length: 1s

The holy angel of Old Spice/ God is Rain Man/ .300 batting average/ Kai, the hatchet wielding hitchhiker/ Love Gone Wild/ Horseman baby/ The Woman with the Face tattoo/ Monopoly controversy/ Flipper the cat/ Amusement park where Osama bin Laden was killed/ the Intimacy dress/ Vodka monument/ Ugly Wednesdays/ the Peanut Butter Podcast/ Interrupting Psychologist/ Kristin Wiig Rage/ Breastaurants/ Aporkalypse

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33. The Burt Ward

2013-01-31
Length: 57s

Favorite '80s vehicle from pop culture/ The politics of Back to the Future/ KITT = GPS/ Ecto Cooler and Slimer/ Planet Homebuddies/ Smack your BF up/ Condom size app/ German Cookie Monster/ Flamey, the burn ward mascot/ Human tails/ Science time with Tommy/ Hitler's toilet/ 4th grade cocaine science project/ Snowman gets lucky/ Another Armstrong cheated/ fluffy muff hat/ The Monks/ 

Eating cat hair/ Skull and crossbones

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32. Les Miserables Retail Slave

2013-01-24
Length: 1s

Bioprint some meat/ Drunk driving permits/ Courteous Lad/ Michelangelo, Shaggy, Scooby have a party/ Phoenix Jones wants you!/ Death by boob/ Moisturizing jeans/ Yahoo Answers/ Slash Michael Gunn/ the polite vandal/ skin ring/ New Zealand hates cats/ Beyonce lip synched!

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31. Grimace and Hamburglar Have Uzis

2013-01-16
Length: 55s

Hair is a lethal weapon/ The Vaportini/ Infidelity Phones/ Golden globes/ Deaf gangsta/ 18 Heads/ Kiss the rhino on the cheek/ …And you will know him by the trail Cheetos/ DNA spray/ Tommy's concern for life/ Megan Fox doesn't want to be a sex symbol/ the Robocop statue/ The Bathroom bandit/ find your sugar daddy/ An endangered species

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30. I Like Cats, People Not Cat People

2013-01-07
Length: 1s

New Year's Resolutions/ Sneaky cat plans a jailbreak/ Name list/ Oldest lifeguard in America/ Sharks/ Blind man's instagram account/ Virtual assassins/ Yahoo Answers/ Taco Bell Speedo/ Stupid Justin Beiber is stupid/ Giant squid

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29. Jonah Hill and the Whale

2012-12-19
Length: 1s

The End of the World/ We live in the Matrix/ We're all figments of Psy's dream/ Scrambled Cinemax porn/ Ditto/ the Year of the Face Snack/ the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist/ Uncle Jamiroquai/ Jesus comes back with a keen fashion sense/ a hotel shaped like an anus/ A Gerbil Named Dick/ poking the dolphin/ riding a dying whale/ Stolen driveway/ Yahoo Answers/ Mustache fingers/ gas station rage/ Horrible Holiday stories

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28. Hug Your Diseases

2012-12-11
Length: 1s

This week: People are the worst/ Jesus lacks text messaging skills/ Santa thinks you're a lumberjack/ Tommy tweaks out on coffee/ Pizza Hut perfume/ Hut bread/ Super Nintendo nostalgia/ 12-12-12/ Applez and Sauce/ Snortin' ashes/ below the line/ more Yahoo Answers/ Whacking Day/ Fully loaded meat/ Women are lie detectors

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27. Twitter Johnson, Myspace Jones, Livejournal Harrison

2012-12-04
Length: 56s

Tommy's senior citizen ghost/ Tommy's all grown up/ trading spirits for spirits/ A girl named Hashtag/ can you outlive the social media that you're named after/ 6 trillion texts and nothing said/ Olsen Twins pill bag/ more Yahoo answers are solved/ speaking in tongues/ mustache transplants

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26. Quote, unquote Greatest Hits

2012-11-29
Length: 1s

Listen to the some (but not all) of the best that two idiotic idiots have to offer. These are some of our favorite clips from episodes 1-21 of the show. Including an old recording of Tommy talking about his epic 21 bday. Also: Arsenio walks into a bar/ soul for sale/ Wonder Woman's invisble jet/ The Nacho Fiasco/ The Everybody Hates Us tour/ the power of Alex Trebek's mustache/ Porky Pigging it/ Fantasy Slut League/ gothic/ half cocked/ Tommy rages against The Notebook/ Tommy's bff Bob Dylan/ Randy writes a Nick Sparks novel/ off the wagon/ Kenny Loggins' music vault/ the man who lived with goats/ Beware of Pac-Man/ ghosts like pie/ tennis grunting/ Dr. Um/ Disney rock stars/ A girl named Ka/ Costner rage/ hugs/ Tommy's ladies/Tommy's 21st

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25. My Girlfriend is Aquaman

2012-11-20
Length: 1s

Come celebrate our 25th episode! This week: Back to school/ HIV Muppets/ The whales won/ TWINKIES!!!/ Tommy witnesses a dance competition/ free Creed posters/ Who's the biggest celeb you've been around?/ Jerry Seinfeld stories/ Tommy cries/ We answer Yahoo's questions/ Catfish/ Literally/ Webbed hands/ Gun range lets you shoot at each other/ Girls named after seasons.

Outro: 'The Opening Title Sequence' by Wale

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24. Priest Fights

2012-11-14
Length: 56s

This week we talk about the Nascar royal rumble, Tommy knows Jeff Gordon, the breast feeding truck (THE MILK TRUCK), Robotic arms and fake skin, priests brawl, life lessons about porn, wild west duels, denim flip flops, people are dumb and Skyfall. 

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23. Negative Pheromones

2012-11-07
Length: 1s

It's election night! Two idiots talk about voting and politics/ LeVar Burton is at the end of the rainbow/ Worm Boy/ Cookie Monster is a python/ Dangerous cities/ turning 30/ Phone sex moms/ Michael J. Fox vs. Mathew Broderick in a steel cage death match/ Finding Krypton/ Corey and Topanga's happy accident/ Energy death drinks/ Chad Kroeger tales/ Just-in Beaver/ Finding Bigfoot in a blimp/ Your face is a highway. Leave us a review on iTunes!


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22. Tommy's Tooth Moved

2012-10-30
Length: 57s

Tommy's tooth moved/  the Hemmingway whiskey/ Spooktacular/ Wilfred Brimley let the dogs out/ Naming hurricanes/ Taylor Swift talk/ The emotional pain of 5 Star notebooks/ Problems with horrible grammar/ Updating the Wendy's logo/ Russell Crowe is Noah and has an ark/ Arnold is Conan again/ The Girlfriend Body Pillow/ Marijuana lollipops/ Airbourne sharks/ Jabberjaws/ Vagina tombstones/ T.P. and forking/ Toilet goalie and Toilet Motorcycles/ Sum 41 vs. Nickelback & Avril Lavigne

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21. Rhode Island is Squatchy

2012-10-23
Length: 1s

The Mayans and their calendar problems/ All Pumpkin Everything/ The Walking Dead/ Ron Jeremy Goes to Church/ Flammable sunscreen/ Lance Armstrong is a cheater/ the most expensive cocktail in the world/ McJordan BBQ sauce/ Fantasy Slut League/ the last Alanis Morissette fan/ Dave Coulier Stories/ Brain Amoeba/ Eating Cat/ Licking Toilet Seats/ Making a Nest/ Finding Bigfoot/ Snoop Lion (Dogg) and Hot Pockets + more

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20. A Nefarious Dude

2012-10-08
Length: 54s

Halloween costumes/ Do you shake Ron Jeremy's hand?/ Tommy smells like a cheap hooker/ Snoop Lion (Dogg) and his voting opinions/ Hulk Hogan's sex tape, brother/ Beer/ In Descent Proposal/ Wooly Mammoth/ Hobo Nick/ Growing up with Fred Durst/ Michigan Batman/ M & M bees/ Unique pair of cuff links/ Hands free and staff hookers/ Happy Columbus Day

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19. Beating Heart Cockroach

2012-10-02
Length: 1s

This week: Tommy's scared of lap dances, Ke$ha has sex with a ghost, Pigs gone wild, Danny Bonaduce gets bit in the face, Jesus was my Beiber, Bagel Heads, MSU professor freak out, Looper, Beard Beer, the cuddle shop, Man escapes jail through a food slot, and remote controlled cyborg cockroaches.

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18. Don't Eat Andre the Giant

2012-09-25
Length: 1s

This week: Green Day is in a rehab, Billie Joe Armstrong's meltdown. Chris Brown and neck tattoos. Ghosts like pie. Zom-bees. A fella who isn't master of his domain. Dr Um. Epic nurse fail. If it's good enough for Lance Armstrong. Eating Giants. Wednesday Night Alcohol Poisoning. 

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17. Poaching Ghost Meat

2012-09-18
Length: 56s

This week: We replace "YOLO" and get America's take on Captain America, president. We mourn the passing of Hologram Tupac, hit the Supermanket and discuss the theory of tantric laughter. We ponder why Uncle Jesse got the shaft; Randy vs his arch nemesis, Kevin Costner; and, for some reason, the movie "Ghost." Leave us a review on iTunes!

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16. Slush Mouth

2012-09-04
Length: 56s

This week:  A red head named Ginger, the true meaning of labor day, Fat Albert, Tommy's off the wagon and Breaking Bad. Plus, we talk about potential jobs, Honey Boo Boo has a TV show. We share a slice of Americana, talk about boom anime babes, Tom Cruise's wife menu and the teacher of the year. Also, snugglef***s.

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15. Like a Sir

2012-08-29
Length: 1s

This week: Learn about the Businessman's Special, The Nacho Fiasco and The Kiss Cam Incident. We talk about Beached, Hollywood's last original idea, and valuable whale vomit. Plus, Republicans say the darndest things, Superman's ballin' Wonder Woman and Chad Kroeger/Avril maple leaf babies. Also, Neil Armstrong, cyclist. Randy writes a Nicholas Sparks movie. And we ask the hard hitting question: does Wonder Woman shave her legs?

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14. Trap Doors & 3 Headed Dogs

2012-08-21
Length: 58s

Stealing home/ Update on a girl named Ka/ The banana/ The panic of Shark Week/ Sharktopus is a getaway machine/ The Odd Life of Timothy Green/ The heartbreak of Benji the Hunted/ The Desolate Wasteland of Delaware/ Toddler Fight Club/ Tommy's sober again (for 10 minutes)/ Hank Williams, Jr. vs. Obama/ Dueling Dave Mustaine impressions/ Tommy's going to rehab/ Paul Ryan vs. Rage Against the Machine/ Randy's Rolling Stone magazine rage/ Trap doors, Steel Gates, 3 Headed Dogs/ Carson Daly/ Classy Chick/ Osama role-playing. LEAVE US A REVIEW ON iTUNES!

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13. Music Lived & Died in '86

2012-08-14
Length: 1s

The worst drunken rendition of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song that you've ever heard// Garfield is a racist // Tommy's misadventures with Ka// Pepe Le Pew loves kitty// Were beavers// Tommy does the Carlton// cursive writing// the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan// Wreck-It Ralph// Awkward Hugs// If you fall, you'll land amongst the stars

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12. Let's Go Apes**t

2012-08-08
Length: 1s

So, Arsenio Hall walks into a bar.../ Derek Jeter is Minnie Mantlez/ A real life Jurassic Park?/ Saw: The Cruise/ Finding God thru boots to the face/ Randy and Tommy's Excellent Spring Break Adventure/ J. Go-Levs/ Marking your territory/ Randy drops beats/ Elton John vs. Madonna/ beefcakes = meatloaf/ Don Knots: Nazi Slaying Fish. 

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11. Porky Pigging It

2012-07-31
Length: 52s

This week Tommy drinks souls; The Dark Knight Rises is a commercial for something else; You should probably call Carly Rae Jepsen; Courtney Love has opinions; Dane Cook is a douche; Pole sports; KStew hates RPat; Sheep lovin'

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10. Polish the Goofy

2012-07-25
Length: 58s

Audio alert: one of the mics cuts out until the 7:20 mark. So if you wanna skip ahead, that's the place to start. This week: 40 hours of video gaming; the Man of Steel trailer, with 79% more Kevin Costner outrage; the man who lives with goats; Tommy's pal, Bob Dylan; we review Kreayshawn's "Go Hard (La.La.La.)"; RIP Sherman Helmsley; Sherman Helmsley, the singer; the Olympics; how not to be possessed by a demon; Pete Rose and Fred Willard - dirty old men; Kenny Chesney can get you shot; Snoop Lion; and Tommy begins his transformation into Pauly Shore. 

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9. I'm Not Holding No Bars

2012-07-17
Length: 59s

Our first try drinking and recording this episode resulted in good stuff, but audio problems. Our second try resulted in decent stuff and a couple of drunks (one of us is drunker than the other, we'll let you decide which one that is). We talk about Grampy Jim's youthful tales, Serial huggers, more on the Miami face eater, and Marilyn Manson's uterus. Randy schools Tommy on the origin of Kin Kardashian. We review Green Day's new single, "Oh Love." When otters attack, shark bites, women in MMA, and Tommy is a thief. Feed me that face for that lunch I fed you.

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8. My Job is Fighting Bowser

2012-07-10
Length: 55s

This week: Tommy rages against Nicholas Sparks and The Notebook; Souls for sale on ebay; All cats are lost souls; why does Wonder Woman fly like that?; Why does Sebastian the crab want me to get to first base with Ariel?; Soula Coaster; Orange face and sunscreen pills; Dragon Slayer; Joey Chestnut eats a lot of meat; Plushies and Ted; Spider-Man; Justice League; Dave Grohl's drum sticks; Plus, trailer hitch testicles and boob headlights. Enjoy the show, tell a friend to download and leave us a review on iTunes.

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7. You've Been Stung

2012-07-02
Length: 29s

Not a great first listen. If this is your first time listening, go listen to Episode 3 or something. Due to audio difficulties and Randy's hangover, this episode is a bit of a mess and shorter than normal. These are a few things we talk about: Helen Keller is better than you / how Magic Mike is unfair / the Air Sex Championships / Bald eagles need to have American flags attached to them / 'Merica! / Hacksaw Jim Duggan / Bee Sting, Flint's resident super hero / Randy, the Jehovah witness. As always, tell your friends to download (just not this ep) and leave us a review on iTunes (not based on this ep)

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6. True Life: I Have No Face

2012-06-24
Length: 1s

This week, we talk about Rock of Ages. Tommy wants to become a drifter and is ashamed of his round, melon head. RFP puts forth his hopes for a Kenny Loggins vault of unreleased music. Steven Seagal's poo pants, summer nights filled with Baywatch and zombie proof cars. Plus, Tommy gets name-dropped by a much bigger podcast. Download and leave us a review on iTunes. PLEASE!

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5. Alien vs. Gladiator

2012-06-17
Length: 1s

This episode: March of the Perverse Penguins, Hologram Woodstock, and the "Everybody Hates Us" rock tour. Also, Tommy gives out his phone number and mistakes Paula Cole for Chris Isaak. Plus, we talk about Twitter, discuss the importance of your Street Fighter II character, imagine what Scott Stapp is like in rehab, decide that the Wizard of Oz is a metaphor for purgatory, and marvel at the manliness of old action heroes. We touch on Ridley Scott, Alien, and Prometheus and bring up Alex Trebeck and Tom Selleck's magic mustaches. Hold these bananas!

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4. Modified Squirrel Kites

2012-06-11
Length: 1s

This week: Heli-cat, the flying cat carcass! Synchronized tennis grunting! Road House! Patrick Swayze vs. Slyvester Stallone! Say Anything disasters! Tommy gets a respect point! The 2-year boner! Winnie Cooper! A love song countdown! Join Randy and Tommy with Uncle Jesse on the drums for this week's rad episode. Find out why we are the ones who knock.

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3. Field of Memes

2012-06-04
Length: 1s

This week we talk about all of the face-eating, entrails-tossing WTF news you can handle. Kevin Costner's a S.O.B. Tommy ruins American Horror Story and has a fever for more cowbell. Better city: Chicago vs. NYC. Walken and Donald Duck impressions abound. Plus: the Definitive Duck List, sheet ghosts, gay Green Lantern, zombie plans, plonkers, and the GNR 'Patience' challenge. Our Kool-Aid is better than your Kool-Aid. Download, listen, leave us a review, and tell a friend.

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2. Only Communists Hate Shark Week

2012-05-28
Length: 1s

This week: teenagers are eating fingers, nerds evolve, the Avengers hate adoptions, and George Lucas pulls a d*** move. Co-host Tommy is a Jonah Hill/Napoleon Dynamite mutant combo and doesn't know the difference between Breakfast at Tiffany's/The Breakfast Club AND Fried Green Tomatoes/Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Plus, RFP is afraid of sharks and doesn't believe in the "3 Men and a Baby" Ghost. You ain't going to sink my battleship, no way. Download, listen, leave us a review. Tell a friend to do the same.

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1. Fur Cape Of Wolf

2012-05-15
Length: 1s

In our inaugural episode, RFP and the worst comedian ever, Tom E. Thompson, talk about being a pair of Tubthumpers, Call Me Maybe, Liam Neeson's saucy tales of wolf love, celebrity holograms (like Tupac and Freddie Mercury), Against Me!, "Call Me Maybe" is ear cocaine, and the best drunk driving story ever. Plus, Tommy is the only person in the world that hated The Avengers. Download, enjoy, and tell your friends to do the same.

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