A flying saucer that glides three metres off the ground and carries two passengers has gone into commercial production. An Indian suspect was forced by police to eat 50 bananas as a laxative and much more! …

A dog has given birth to a kitten in China. An Iowa woman faces up to two years in jail - for stealing toilet paper from a courthouse. And much more …

Serbian men are swapping their prize cows to get a bigger penis. A German bricklayer killed a pet and turned it into a “romantic” dinner for two. And much, much more! …

Scottish scientists believe they have discovered a bizarre wildcat with the head of a rabbit. A mother of three has come up with a sex aid she claims can give women back-to-back orgasms in seconds. And much more..! …

Wisconsinites now have deep-fried livestock testicles. Dutch customs police stopped a woman trying to smuggle 3.3 pounds of cocaine in a plaster cast on her leg. Women now have a shot that patients say helps them reach climax faster. …

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It's the old holiday poem thats been 'vamped' up to the 'Next Generation'. A funny spacial remake of "Twas the Nite Before Christmas" with all your favorite characters from the Paramount Pictures/TV (Copyrighted) series... "Star Trek: The Next Generation" . The original author of this little poem: Sub Space News (issue #1), John Shaw (The Stardate Before Christmas) …