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Electra-Girl

2013-05-24

Electra-girl gyrates desperately. Daddy is away on business. The house practically empty, Desolate winds rattle windows, Stomach twists with craving. Electra-girl squeals, “Kill Mommy! Get her out of the picture.” Little Miss teacup wants everything just right, When daddy gets home. Electra-girl vomits hairball, shaves thighs belly armpits, Plucks neck chin nostrils, Applies lipstick moderately, [...]…

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The Quiet Life of Paul Rudolph, Pages 6-10

2013-05-22

It may be hard to understand pages 6-10 out of context with 1-5. The first 5 pages are up here in two separate entries. Leave a comment, even if it’s a critique. My skin is thick. No, literally, it’s like a rhino’s. Paul closed his eyes for much of the last few songs. The white [...]…

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My Leper Lover

2013-05-13

My Leper Lover Irrationality always wins Chicago is aspirated beast Braggart forced laugh I had a vision but I have no vision Dreamed I was making out with a woman Who had long stretchy pink octopus tentacles Sedulously legato ephemera Growing from external rim of vagina Sobriquet inimical desiccation One tentacle wrapped around and tickled [...]…

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Sore Winner or Sorbet de Sade

2013-05-11

It’s what I can’t imagine That keeps my eyes peeled Glued to seat Everyone in denial And maybe that’s the worst part   Pretending. We bury the dead Celebrate creation Is there somewhere else Beyond these concerns?   Trust is a funny concept We trust we will wake up tomorrow And the sun rise We [...]…

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can_we_possibly_be_friends_again_or_conflicted_codependent

2013-05-10

Being male, I wander Mom dares not wonder What kind of monsters she birthed She brought her own equipment I was aggressive but shy   Her womb is the most magnificent Temple I’ve ever visited There is nowhere else I want to be Sister insisted I stiffened then gave in   Children tease, squeal, scamper [...]…

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A Day that wasn’t so Fine

2013-05-08

  A Day that wasn’t so Fine   On a summer Friday evening, Sanjeev , a smart  6’3 tall with straight hair was coming back from Pune to his home town which was 7 hour journey , he used to go  home on weekends every 15th days. He was wearing a costly rollex watch and [...]…

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Paradise Brutal

2013-05-07

It took a very long time for A to find B, and possibly even longer for A with B to get to C, then D shadowed, and along came easy E, F hurried, G stumbled, and before you know it, H pushed, I shoved, J fell, K and L bullied,   doormen and bouncers hired, [...]…

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Dark Angel. Prologue

2013-04-18

The world conquered by two races, Angels and Demons. They always waged war against each other. The King of Angels, Angelo and King of Demons, Kromeus make a deal then. They given a set of territory across the world to maintain so that no war will rise again. But, Kromeus has better plan. He will [...]…

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successful.

2013-04-16

Forget 6-pack abs and dedication, getting ahead can be simple simply because tidying ones own desk. Depending on a top rated expert, having aclutteredenvironment bends away a fussy mind additionally, the act in tidying up will help uou be more successful. The advice stems from Jayne Morris, that resident “life coach” designed for NHS Web [...]…

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You’ll Never Have This Opportunity Again

2013-04-14

A voice inside keeps repeating, You’ll never have this opportunity again. Title or first line sets precedent. Pride is my sin, even with low self-esteem.   I remember severe pain sitting at table with head collapsed on folded arms.   God sat across table from me, asking, “Who do you think you are?” I froze, [...]…

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Can’t Live Without You: Book 1

2013-03-30

Crying into a pillow all day seems like my plan. Yesterday It was my sister’s death. She was kidnapped then killed. And I was going to find out who. My sister, Lassie, was known as the “Beauitful Queen” because she always acted like a nice queen to us. She died at age 6, and I [...]…

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Bishop to Queen 4

2013-03-29

Everything is such fun in the beginning, when it’s new and undiscovered. i’ll try almost anything.   What is meant by almost? All these stupid sick shit roles we play, all this pretending, why?   i want to believe there’s something behind the curtain besides a windowless stone wall   Something inexplicable his/her majesty of [...]…

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The Quiet Life of Paul Rudolph, Chapter 1, Pages 3-5

2013-03-27

The next installment: taking up where we left off. In the first two pages, Paul has walked from his bedroom to his garage, back to his bedroom and into the bathroom. See what he might do next…a journey into innerspace, a trip through cortexes and lobes and chambers. Action and dialogue give way to the [...]…

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A story by cats

2013-03-15

My Book     Chapter One The Fire (Evy)               There was a deafening boom as a house went up in flames. Police sirens wail as a small blonde runs into a dark ally. She reaches a dumpster and climbs in it as tears fall down her face. She can hear the sound of [...]…

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Not Titled

2013-03-14

My Doctor just called me. He told me, that i am fine. But i know deep in my heart, that i am not fine. “Whenever i see you, my heart misses a beat Whenever i hear you, my mind feels the heat Whenever i touch you, i loses myself, Whenever i close my eyes, I [...]…

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The Bartender

2013-03-12

The man peered around the bar. Most of the candles at the tables had been blown out or rolled onto the floor and burned spots onto the floor boards. The bartender slept on the countertop, a glass in one hand, and a bottle of whiskey in the other. To the man’s left, he saw a [...]…

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Lights -Part 2-

2013-03-09

I stand by the mirror and look at myself.  Weak bones, broken face. I stare by a note that Jase gave me. I sigh and pick it up. “Don’t worry about the whole devil thing. It’s fake. I let out a big groan and sit down. Why do I have to be the person that always [...]…

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No Matter What

2013-03-08

Once there was a boy who lived in a large house for his parents wished to give their son the best life they could. The boy did not mind that in order for his parents to afford such luxuries his mother and father spent little time at home with him. He did not mind for [...]…

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Two Kids.. -Second Story- -Part 1-

2013-03-06

I wake up to the sound of my mother screaming. I gasp for air, not knowing that I just woken up from a bad dream, but finding out my father was dead.   He got shot in the chest with a Rifle, a man named “Jacklin Roberts” Killed him. I wondered why he always hated my [...]…

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The Quiet Life of Paul Rudolph, Chapter One, Page One and Two

2013-03-05

I hope to deliver this as literary greats such as Charles Dickens and Thomas Hardy once delivered their novels: periodically. This is a bit of the first chapter. The novel is a combination of a linear narrative and stream of consciousness from the main characters’ POV. It will also, I hope, be a guided tour [...]…

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Maternal Matters

2013-02-17

I came home after midnight one January day. I shivered as I stepped out of the car; it was quite cool for the middle of summer. I would have come back a lot earlier but I knew she would have been there. She was always there whenever dad was (which wasn’t very often those days). [...]…

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Lights -Chapter 1-

2013-02-14

Cindy was just a normal girl. She loved being what she was. Being leader of her champion swimming team, living with her grandma and helping her back to health. She was just a girl that wanted to be happy. But that didn’t happen. She was dating the football star, the one where any girl would [...]…

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A Walk to Remember

2013-02-13

You’re looking at cool blue skies and gusty winds. Sounds cliché’ until you see it for yourself, and then it’s not like anything you’ve ever seen before. You lean on the polished wooden balcony railing and purposely face the opposite direction that the wind is blowing. You want to feel it hug your face, dry [...]…

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Too Soon Part 3

2013-02-11

I stare at my big stomach. I didn’t care anymore that I was pregeant. I was now happy. I didn’t care about Max anymore and like that. I went to the doctor’s and said It was a girl. I pictured it like me. Big bold blue eyes, light blonde hair shining in the sun. A [...]…

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The Fainter

2013-01-17

It was obvious how to do it Yet I couldn’t figure it out Until I saw it in a movie Then it became a question, Was I wicked enough To pull it off? Was I strong enough To see it through?   In one instant, you’re alive, Eyes darting, heart pounding, Gushing love, throwing temper [...]…

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The Fainter’s Wife

2013-01-15

She looks at mirror Cannot understand What she’s become Never queen her entire life She glances out alley window Into 4am darkness Feeling tragic ending To accidental romance Premeditated murder In Chicago in bitter winter In rundown diner kitchen Haphazardly displayed Sharp shiny axe Above doorway White lit sign with red lettering That spells TIXE…

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Zombie Invasion – Part 1

2013-01-09

This story has zombies in it. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 [...]…

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In Lieu of the Princess’s Departure

2013-01-07

In search of what we do not know desire what we cannot know she seeks strange desires inflames. Strange is the only life I’ve known.   When I was young I thought for sure Some girl would marry me And we’d be happy.   I didn’t know evils in this world, tasks of aging disease [...]…

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chat during office hours

2013-01-05

One FRIEND wAS chatting with a female – Online chat. (Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s) Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today? Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero : wow…am honoured, u know what, [...]…

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The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet -

2013-01-04

The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beccles, Volume Eight Chapter Two   Once Terry had opened the invitation, it read   “To whom it may concern (and We hope that it only concerns Terry);   This is your official invitation to the Grand Royal [...]…

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Last Shot

2012-12-20

Robin didn’t know where anyone ever got the idea that people see stars when their head is knocked around. Even boring stars would be more pleasing than what she usually saw. It was dark, swirling black holes threatening to swallow her whole. Brett stood above her and he was silent. She liked it better when [...]…

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In Lieu of Abuse

2012-12-18

In Lieu of Abuse 1 I have problems with letting go, moving on, losing people. Nothingness is recurring nightmare. It seems like events around me aren’t good, but I get used to them, then ground pulls from under me, and I’m supposed to adapt, which I do too slowly, and grow accustomed to not good [...]…

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Uninvited Guest* Annexed

2012-12-17

Uninvited Guest* Annexed   We are seated on opposite sides of ottoman, Brother and sister, long history of knowledge tenderness contention attachment, sharing glances psychological plotting. The uninvited guest plops down between us large foreign hand touches both our thighs We look beyond to each other The intruder senses our bond   knows where we [...]…

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The dead ask nothing

2012-12-08

This content is blocked from non adult people what is your age ?. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 [...]…

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Mission Impossible

2012-09-15 :: My Morning Story
Length: 5s

Ram went inside the room silently with bag in his hand, the clock was ringing and it was around 11:30 PM midnight. He silently locked the door and took the bag on his bed and switched on the bed lamp. He slowly opened the bag and took the laptop. He was excited very much, he [...]…

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Juggling Sound Cards

2012-03-08 :: My Morning Story
Length: 3s

Anything precedented, anything filtered in? Feel the tiers in coldest gin. Anyone needs a dentist or dental surgeon to remove the teeth, those sweet teeth? Most nightmares begin with a guy cheating on his girlfriend. He tells her, in the morning, as she wakes that he loves her completely. Then at 8.24pm he solicits sex [...]…

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Let It Break: Double-Dipped (Sample)

2012-03-07 :: My Morning Story
Length: 3s

This is the fourth of four samples from the second publication of MyMS, Let It Break. Now available on Amazon for Kindle and on paperback :-)…

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Let It Break: Cherry On Top (Sample)

2012-02-27 :: My Morning Story
Length: 3s

This is the third of four samples from the second publication of MyMS, Let It Break. Now available on Amazon for Kindle and on paperback :-)…

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Let It Break: Penance (Sample)

2012-02-21 :: My Morning Story
Length: 3s

This is the second of four samples from the second publication of MyMS, Let It Break. Now available on Amazon for Kindle and on paperback :-)…

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Let It Break: I Heart Timi (Sample)

2012-02-12 :: My Morning Story

This is the first of four samples from the second publication of MyMS, Let It Break. Now available on Amazon for Kindle and on paperback :-)…

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Pricks and Pones

2012-01-25 :: My Morning Story
Length: 2s

When the judge called for the defendant to be brought in, a curtain of gasps and whispers from both sides of the aisle preceded him. Detective Stoole turned to see what the all the commotion was about, and nearly spat his tongue out when he saw the defendant’s face. The man was black and blue [...]…

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The river

0000-00-00 :: My Morning Story
Length: 1s

The river was thick with silt that day; Truly muddy waters. The air was clean and the trees were various shades of orange. Birds were singing a few of the seasons last songs as fallen foliage crunched under foot.  Under dressed as always I shivered again…

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sweat shop

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Length: 2s

The day was long and slow; a tortes race as one of my coworkers insists on calling it. The monotony of my factory labors that afternoon hung on me like thousands of over packed saddle bags. My back was tight and sore; forever the poor pony who hauled a …

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The Genocide of Arcades

0000-00-00 :: My Morning Story
Length: 5s

Seriously, what is the world coming to? Roasted tomatoes on my WHITE pizza, shoppers getting pepper-sprayed over a fucking video game, that video from Heart2Heart, and countless other atrocities seen daily. None of that compares to what I was witness to t…

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What About Emilio?

0000-00-00 :: My Morning Story
Length: 4s

With his brother, Charlie (Carlos Irwin Estevez), receiving more press than the 5th largest earthquake on record, I can’t help but wonder: what’s up with Emilio Estevez? Why did two careers which started on such similar paths end up so desparate? And,…

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Don’t like it? Don’t be an idiot

0000-00-00 :: My Morning Story
Length: 7s

Humor is a wonderful tool for communication. It exaggerates, is mocks, it twists, and it is there for the enjoyment of both those who do and do not like a fandom. It is a bridge between you and those you are communicating with. …

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The river

0000-00-00 :: My Morning Story
Length: 1s

The river was thick with silt that day; Truly muddy waters. The air was clean and the trees were various shades of orange. Birds were singing a few of the seasons last songs as fallen foliage crunched under foot.  Under dressed as always I shivered again…

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sweat shop

0000-00-00 :: My Morning Story
Length: 2s

The day was long and slow; a tortes race as one of my coworkers insists on calling it. The monotony of my factory labors that afternoon hung on me like thousands of over packed saddle bags. My back was tight and sore; forever the poor pony who hauled a …

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The Genocide of Arcades

0000-00-00 :: My Morning Story
Length: 5s

Seriously, what is the world coming to? Roasted tomatoes on my WHITE pizza, shoppers getting pepper-sprayed over a fucking video game, that video from Heart2Heart, and countless other atrocities seen daily. None of that compares to what I was witness to t…

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