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NLO 924: Cappin’ Gum

2013-06-27 :: Patrick Melton

Flip Schultz joins the show today and is not happy about his injured knee. Patrick is in a goofy mood and proceeds to kick of the show with lots of sing-songy rhymes and nonsense. Flip doesn’t know how to deal with it. A tight end for the Patriots has been arrested for murder, and Patrick [...]…

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NLO 923: Skywire

2013-06-25 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick does a solo show, after trying to get settled back in to the normal routine and fighting off a sore throat last week. We are talking about Nik Wallenda, the crazy guy who walked across the Grand Canyon on a cable. He’s pretty much a nut, and you’ll find out why. Hear about Paula [...]…

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NLO 922: Kit and Kaboodle

2013-06-19 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick is back in the studio in Los Angeles, and D-Fritz is sitting in. Patrick wants people to go see Fritz at his new work at a restaurant, and tip him well. Patrick has a beef with a United Airlines flight attendant named Bruce. Patrick rants on England and Europe a bit more, with the [...]…

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NLO 921: Inkey Jones Sucks

2013-06-16 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick does a live show with Chris in London, from the Chip Chip Castle. Patrick is hard on Chris, but it’s out of love. That’s what he says. After yelling about money, Patrick talks about some recent travels, rants on how shitty everything in Europe is, and finally updates everyone on a man named Inkey [...]…

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NLO 920: Marathon – April 2013 – Pt. 6

2013-06-07 :: Patrick Melton

We continue bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This is part six of six. Enjoy Patrick, intern-of-the-day Roger, and a cast of callers, including Kyle from I Know What You Did Last Summer. Just kidding.It’s the I Just Had a Terrible Thought show. If you can call that piece of shit a show. [...]…

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NLO 919: Marathon – April 2013 – Pt. 5

2013-06-04 :: Patrick Melton

We continue bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This is part five of six. Enjoy comedian Danny Lobell and his drunken antics, as well as the downfall of fan Collin as the alcohol and drugs become too much for him. If this is your first time checking out the show, you may want [...]…

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NLO 918: Marathon – April 2013 – Pt. 4

2013-05-31 :: Patrick Melton

We continues bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This is part four of six. Enjoy fan Collin and his girlfriend as they come in, and Collin gets blitzed out of his mind. If this is your first time checking out the show, you may want to go back and listen to a non-marathon [...]…

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NLO 917: Marathon – April 2013 – Pt. 3

2013-05-28 :: Patrick Melton

We continues bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This is part three of six. Enjoy the antics of comedian Jake Lloyd. If this is your first time checking out the show, you may want to go back and listen to a non-marathon show! This one is kind of for the regulars only. If [...]…

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NLO 916: Marathon – April 2013 – Pt. 2

2013-05-23 :: Patrick Melton

We continues bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This is part two of six. Enjoy the antics of comedian Flip Schultz, as well as the familiar lovability of Jake Lloyd. If this is your first time checking out the show, you may want to go back and listen to a non-marathon show! This [...]…

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NLO 915: Marathon – April 2013 – Pt. 1

2013-05-21 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick is off to foggy London, and in the mean time we are bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This first part features comedian Chris Millhouse. If this is your first time checking out the show, you may want to go back and listen to a non-marathon show! This one is kind of [...]…

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NLO 914: Girls and Google

2013-05-16 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick is solo for this show, because Cornell is a no-show. But Cornell calls in to talk a little about his experience in Indy and share with us why he isn’t in the studio. Patrick is upset at some lady from some reality TV show. He’s also mad at the sound guy in Indianapolis for [...]…

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NLO 913: Changing Lanes

2013-05-14 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick is fresh back from Indianapolis and TONY GAUD is making his return to the show. We also have comedian GREG KASHMANIAN in the studio. Greg is feeling everything out. Patrick catches up with Tony while trying to breeze over some events of the past weekend. Patrick talks about his frustration with a couple of [...]…

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NLO 912: Mudslide

2013-05-09 :: Patrick Melton

CORNELL REID is in studio, lookin’ fresher than fresh. Patrick and Cornell are mere hours from their flight to Indianapolis to do live shows, and Patrick still hasn’t packed anything. We talk about all the creeps coming out to the show, and some call in to confirm their creepiness. MC Buddas has apparently disappeared off [...]…

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NLO 911: How to Die on Mars

2013-05-07 :: Patrick Melton

D-Fritz is gracing the studio with his presence once more as Patrick gears up for loads of travel and upcoming live shows. With travel on the brain, we talk about a recent Boeing 747 crash video, and Patrick shares his obsessive insight into aviation. Patrick is upset because his chair is broken, and wants the [...]…

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NLO 910: Ram Sockwell

2013-05-05 :: Patrick Melton

It’s just Patrick and D-Fritz in the studio today for a bit of an inside show. Tequila is flowing. It’s a Friday fun-for-all! D-Fritz doesn’t know about Sam Rockwell, and Patrick shits a brick. Chip Chip Chris calls in with the shows favorite new douche, Chip Chip Neil. Patrick is mad at Living Spaces again, [...]…

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NLO 909: Amazawn

2013-05-02 :: Patrick Melton

CORNELL REID is in the studio today, at full Mach 10 freshness. We talk a lot about our upcoming show in Indianapolis next week, as well as the events that will surround the trip. Patrick is also excited about heading off to London for a month to drive Chip Chip Chris nuts. There’s a gay [...]…

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NLO 908: Hashtag Eyelashes

2013-04-27 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick is joined by JAKE LLOYD in the studio today. Patrick has been instagram-ing. You should check out this picture of eyelashes on a car. Patrick teaches Jake why credit and bank accounts are important. Patrick has switched to an Android phone. We take a look at a video that makes a father of a [...]…

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NLO 907: A Real Boy

2013-04-23 :: Patrick Melton

Can you believe that RYAN STOUT is here today? We can. Today, we talk about everything from fertilizer explosions to bombing a marathon. Sure, it’s getting old. But there’s just so much to discuss. A listener calls in to tell us the latest in her… or his life. We aren’t sure what’s going on. Patrick [...]…

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NLO 905: Hugs and Kisses

2013-04-18 :: Patrick Melton

The very lovely BETH STELLING is in studio today. Beth is known as Sweet Beth, because she is sweet. She’s nice to people. They appreciate her, and shower her with hundreds of birthday wishes. Patrick tries several times on this show to drag her in to the dark side of comedy, but she won’t have [...]…

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NLO 904: Boston Baked Bombs

2013-04-16 :: Patrick Melton

AL JACKSON is NOT in the studio. Patrick does a short solo show. The NYC show is cancelled. Patrick is fed up with no-shows. We talk about the Boston bombings and how disappointing of a legacy this is going to be for some loser. Patrick reads a news story about a guy in a Home [...]…

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NLO 902: Storborks

2013-04-10 :: Patrick Melton

Fan favorite JAKE LLOYD finally returns to the show! Callers are quick to bring back an old bit, and Jake couldn’t be happier. Patrick recounts a shitty car wash experience. Slowly. He reveals that his new date lives below his former friends, and it’s a little creepy. The sexy Olivia Wilde posters have finally arrived! [...]…

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NLO 901: Clown Room

2013-04-08 :: Patrick Melton

Comedians DANNY LOBELL and JOEY GAY are in the studio today. Patrick’s up to his balls in tech difficulties, everything is running late, and nothing ever works right. White people problems. Patrick talks about a pseudo-strip club called Jumbo’s Clown Room. Danny is all over the place, bouncing off the walls. There’s lots of logical [...]…

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NLO 900: Probiotics

2013-04-03 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian ALLI BREEN is here to make her way through Patrick’s maze of madness once again. Some guy calls in with nothing. Patrick is on probiotics and tells everyone about them and what they do to your poop. Some idiot has driven his car in to a Wal-Mart in San Jose. Some DJ’s in Florida [...]…

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NLO 899: Ugly Monsters

2013-04-02 :: Patrick Melton

RYAN DALTON is in studio, and he has Patrick in a froth. He’s all over the place, bouncing from topic to topic. We talk about a father who wins the lottery and decides child support is a thing he should fight not to pay. We talk about Patrick’s recent weekend in Phoenix, along with what’s [...]…

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NLO 898: Crudimentary

2013-03-27 :: Patrick Melton

Comedienne JC COCCOLI is in the studio today, and she’s just a ball of energy. JC’s apparently been getting molested by NLO fans via Twitter, and she has quite a bone to pick. She also gets harassed by men on the street, but doesn’t mind that as much. Patrick talks about some stupid parking garage [...]…

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NLO 897: Reward Taco

2013-03-25 :: Patrick Melton

CORNELL REID is here, along with returning fans Ben and Brendan. It’s a very rowdy show as the fans get too high to function like humans. Patrick explains why he is sleeping on an air mattress. He’s also getting super tan for the ladies, but destroyed a chair in the process. Between his car breaking [...]…

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NLO 896: Cherry Johnson

2013-03-23 :: Patrick Melton

AL JACKSON is in the studio today! Patrick is frothed at Direct TV, and is threatening to burn all bills and equipment. Patrick’s mood isn’t improved by Al’s drinking. The two bash each other quite heavily, as usual. There’s also talk about Shaq, late night talk shows, Blackberry vs iPhone, and getting stuck living in [...]…

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NLO 895: Go Veg

2013-03-21 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick does a solo show. The first part of this show was lost twice. It was kind of re-enacted. It’s whatever. A lot of inside talk on this show. Patrick explains why there haven’t been shows. His car is having an issue with the engine. Patrick is getting back on track after eating like crap [...]…

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NLO 893: Pope Party

2013-03-14 :: Patrick Melton

Comedians DANNY LOBELL and ARI MANNIS are in the studio today. Somehow this show gets super deep – we discuss religion and gods. We dive in to theory, speculation and faith. Are people who believe in a god some kind of super-weak humans? Danny likes to go to Temple just to get free breakfasts. We [...]…

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NLO 892: Life of Zzzz

2013-03-11 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian DAVE WILLIAMSON is in the studio. Dave is married and doesn’t understand a lot of Patrick’s hypothesizing about women. Patrick has a new idea for an app that helps long lost couples find their way back to each other. So much app news. There’s a rant about women and how they’re always just messing [...]…

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NLO 891: Going HAM

2013-03-09 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian SAM TRIPOLI is back in studio for some Friday hoopla. Sam is super amped up, and it’s causing Patrick to get cappuccino frothed. In between his verbal abuse of Sam, Patrick raves about his new P-Melt app, and explains how it’s both awesome and broken. There’s more facebook drama discussed, and then Patrick reads [...]…

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NLO 890: Gleibed

2013-03-06 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian BEN GLEIB is here, and boy is he full of stuff to plug. This is a super loose and fun show. Ben is fresh in from Chelsea Lately. We talk about Ben’s trek across America with a real Oscar, and discuss some current events. Ben is drinking. Patrick is thinking about taking over Dominos. [...]…

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NLO 889: Joystick

2013-03-05 :: Patrick Melton

Comedians DWAYNE PERKINS and ALLI BREEN are in the studio. Patrick has received an interesting sex toy in the mail. Sure it was on his Amazon wishlist. Dwayne tells a story about an old lady stealing his sandwich in a Starbucks. Patrick believes you can pretty much get away with anything in life if you [...]…

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NLO 887: The 90 Day Rule

2013-02-27 :: Patrick Melton

ESTER-KAY STEINBERG is here, and boy is that name Jewish. We talk a little about the Oscars, lots of inside stuff coming up for NLO and more. We dive in to dating, relationships and sex. Ester has a rule that if she really likes the guy, she makes him wait three months to have sex. [...]…

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NLO 886: Black Dumb (Teaser)

2013-02-25 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian DIAZ MACKIE joins Patrick in studio today. The guys talk about the ins and outs of making black jokes, and Patrick talks about how he used to make black girls in high school laugh in order to survive. Everybody loves camel toe except for D-Fritz. Patrick leaks a crazy story that involves some facebook [...]…

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NLO 885: Black Hawk Ops of Duty

2013-02-20 :: Patrick Melton

The always-fresh CORNELL REID is in the studio today. We talk about our upcoming trip to Indianapolis. We talk about grapefruit and what’s wrong with them. We really drive in to fonts and talk about who needs fonts. We argue about Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. There’s a Facebook drama update. Patrick is getting pumped [...]…

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NLO 884: Prolapsed

2013-02-18 :: Patrick Melton

JOSH DENNY and Shooby are in the studio today. We’re talking about a new app Patrick is working on, updated on all the recent Facebook drama, and so much more. We watch a video of a woman who wants to be the fattest woman in the world. Some girl is rapping about Sandy Hook. Patrick [...]…

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NLO 883: Asteroids and Idiots

2013-02-16 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick is in the studio with D-Fritz to talk more about upcoming NLO activities and more. We talk more about some recent big news stories. Did you know we have a team of nerds in a closet somewhere that just tracks rocks in space that might hit us? And then did you know that one [...]…

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NLO 882: Dorner Party

2013-02-13 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick returns from a hiatus from the internet with a power-packed show. Patrick talks about Chris Dorner, the ex-cop vigilante gunman that was on the loose in California. Patrick talks about some fans and a lot of Facebook drama, including a fan that got mad about his personal email being posted on the Facebook group. [...]…

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NLO 881: ComedyHaus

2013-02-05 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian Ryan Stout is here and Patrick is feeling nice and agressive at the same time. Patrick and Ryan talk about the Super Bowl. Patrick grilled and had a mini party for some friends. He can grill now so he is almost a man. Patrick talks to Ryan about his ComedyHaus documentary idea. Ryan seems [...]…

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NLO 880: Spin Daddy (Teaser)

2013-02-02 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian JAYSON THIBAULT joins Patrick in studio today for a roller coaster of a show. There’s a lot of talk about jacking styles, podcasting comedians, porn stars and drug abuse. Patrick loves his new SnapChat app, even though he’s been getting mostly pictures of fan dick. D-Fritz may or may not get so high that [...]…

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NLO 879: Fatfish

2013-01-31 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick is in a great mood and FLIP SCHULTZ is here. Patrick is going crazy about the TV show Catfish, and has been tweeting about it. Flip is looking sharp as hell, and Patrick has had it up to his face with OD refunds. New policies are in place to prevent future frothing (or foaming). [...]…

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NLO 878: Podcrash

2013-01-29 :: Patrick Melton

Comedians CORNELL REID and SCOTT BOWSER are making the studio pop with flavor. Patrick is recovering from a night of drinking and debauchery in Hollywood the night before. The guys talk about everything from an app that lets you control how you send pics on your phone to Patrick’s new grill. Friday night was a [...]…

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NLO 876: Huge Downs

2013-01-24 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian DAN GABRIEL is in the studio, looking as dapper as ever. It’s been awhile since Dan visited. We talk about a lot in this show, ranging from the serious to the silly. Patrick opens some mail from listeners, including an awesome new pencil drawing of Patrick as Napoleon. Patrick wonders where the Joker gets [...]…

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NLO 875: MLK Money

2013-01-21 :: Patrick Melton

AL JACKSON is in the studio, looking fresher than ever on this MLK day. We talk about a hot new video dropping from a girl named Brooke Candy. If you don’t know her, you will. Al and Patrick get in to some real talk, as is always the case on the show. Patrick shows Al [...]…

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NLO 874: Undiagnosed Retard

2013-01-19 :: Patrick Melton

TESS BARKER joins Patrick in studio today. Tess’s car was stolen, so she talks about her adventures busing it into the show. Patrick plays Tess his new song, The Matador, and she seems less than thrilled. There’s talk of movies, reality TV, retard types, the importance of dick size and Mike Tyson’s new one-man show. [...]…

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NLO 873: Salontrepreneur

2013-01-17 :: Patrick Melton

KARL HESS and ROBERT DUCHAINE are in the studio today for the world-wide unveiling of the NLO Band’s first single, The Matador. The guys are disenfranchised with so much in life, including strip clubs, vitamins and the entertainment business. Everybody in the room thinks they made fun of 9/11 first. Things get a little heated [...]…

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NLO 872: Nigela

2013-01-15 :: Patrick Melton

JOSH DENNY and musician and fan Nigel are in the studio. Nigel shows us his new album and lets us listen to some of his latest songs. Nigel brought candy for Patrick. Josh eats it all. Patrick and Josh think it’s pretty awful, unless you like whistling and nonsense. His girlfriend calls in and we [...]…

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NLO 870: Candy Lamb

2013-01-10 :: Patrick Melton

Al Jackson is in studio, dressed like a sailor and doing what he does best – drinking and trash talking. Patrick is very consumed with his own eternal solitude and loneliness. Al makes things worse by constantly ripping on Patrick about his hipster shirt and Elroy Jetson hair. Patrick also seems a bit pre-occupied by [...]…

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NLO 869: Kevin and Them

2013-01-07 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian CORNELL REID is in the studio, looking as fresh as ever. Patrick talks about the new band he started, looking forward to London and more. Patrick is on the cusp of finishing the movie Django Unchained, and also can’t say Django without the D. Canadians want you to believe they are nice and they [...]…

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NLO 867: Her

2013-01-03 :: Patrick Melton

JOSH DENNY is in the studio today for a real anger-fueled show. There’s a lot of yelling in this one. Patrick and Josh scream at each other for an uncomfortably long time over a semantic issue, which spirals into them personally attacking each other. Josh talks about his racist set at Flappers, and a certain [...]…

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NLO 866: Facebook Tits

2012-12-31 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian JOEY GAY from Last Comic Standing joins Patrick and Josh Denny in the studio today. We talk about the end of the year, and the beginning of a new one. Patrick talks about sleep apnea and mattresses. Josh may or may not have erotic dreams about men, and also is not an elaborate Facebook [...]…

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NLO 865: A Hackintosh Christmas

2012-12-24 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian DANNY LOBELL is in the studio to celebrate – or not celebrate – Christmas. Danny is a Jew. Patrick couldn’t care less. There’s a lot of new characters, voices, and a general lack of holiday bah-humbugery. Patrick is trying to build a hackintosh computer. Lots of other stuff.    …

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NLO 863: Nam Nam

2012-12-20 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian CHRIS PORTER joins Patrick in studio today. Patrick’s dog, SkipperLoo, got hit by a car, and Patrick’s real broken up about it. Now Patrick is lonely, and wants the internet to adopt him. Patrick still hates Facebook and everyone’s dumb posts about the Newtown shooting. Chris and Patrick do a lot of arguing about [...]…

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NLO 862: Ganta

2012-12-17 :: Patrick Melton

D-Fritz tried to make himself seem like a real guest on this solo Patrick show. The studio is in Christmas mode. Patrick, who is decked out in santa shit, has rewired the place, which means things are working unpredictably. There’s a lot of yelling at computers and at D-Fritz for doing everything wrong. Patrick talks [...]…

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NLO 860: Don’t Do That

2012-12-12 :: Patrick Melton

RYAN STOUT joins Patrick in studio today. Patrick may or may not have gotten a dog named SkipperLoo, which has also inspired him to create a Facebook for dogs. Ryan shows off his super fabulous blue embroidered Google phone cover, and Patrick naturally questions his sexuality. Patrick gets an email from an old NLO guest, [...]…

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NLO 859: Kem Barmarm

2012-12-11 :: Patrick Melton

KEN BARNARD and a fan named Alejandro join Patrick in studio today. Patrick is feeling a little guilty because he splurged and ate everything in the world over the weekend. Ken’s trouble using a mic correctly isn’t helping. But things pick up when the guys discover some interesting facts about Alejandro and his sexual history, [...]…

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Friday Show Update!

2012-12-08 :: Patrick Melton

This show is OVERDOSE ONLY!   CORNELL REID and SHELBY STOCKTON join Patrick in studio today to drop the big bombshell! However, Patrick takes his time getting to it. Meanwhile, Patrick regales everyone with stories of retards throwing rocks at him, and a dude who was hooked on steroids. The Bureau of Labor Statistics left [...]…

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NLO 857: Brain Dock

2012-12-06 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian MARK SERRITELLA is in the studio today. Mark came directly from a big Hollywood meeting, and he’s hyper as shit. Mark insists that Patrick should hike in Griffith Park, but Patrick seems more interested in how dicks swing around on treadmills. Patrick got a fancy haircut, and confesses his love for some old hairstylist. [...]…

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NLO 856: Dentist-y

2012-12-04 :: Patrick Melton

FLIP SCHULTZ and 50-year-old English fan ANDY are in studio today. Andy gets a beat down for showing up early and bringing weird British food. Andy reveals he has a bi-sexual daughter; naturally Patrick wants to bang her. Patrick does his best British accent as he attempts to record a few spontaneous Geico commercials. Patrick [...]…

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NLO 855: Glog

2012-12-01 :: Patrick Melton

JOSH DENNY and fan MAX are in the studio today for some good ol’ fashion women bashing! Patrick is sore and nearly died at the gym, but Josh brings in a vegan pie to make him feel better. Patrick makes fun of Josh’s inspirational tweets and his haircut. The guys watch a few videos of [...]…

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NLO 854: McMcGriddles

2012-11-29 :: Patrick Melton

Comedians JAMES FRITZ and BARBARA GRAY are here, and things get silly! Patrick talks about his first day at the gym, and how he’s sick of gym scams. Patrick is mad about black men taking white women, dumb religions and women podcasting. He’s also sick of crappy comics, so he invents a vetting system to [...]…

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NLO 853: The Fly

2012-11-26 :: Patrick Melton

CORNELL REID is in the studio today! An annoying fly also shows up and is making Patrick crazy. Who will win this epic battle of wits? Cornell and Patrick talk about going to a gay bar in Amsterdam. Patrick is finally joining a gym today, and talks about his plans to get kicked out. The [...]…

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NLO 852: Cross-eyed

2012-11-21 :: Patrick Melton

SAM TRIPOLI joins Patrick in studio today. Sam kicks things off by insisting Patrick is cross-eyed. Karen from Miami calls in to admit her deviant sexual exploits, which results in the guys harassing her for naked pics for the entirety of the show. Patrick is still mad at old people for writing checks in the [...]…

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NLO 851: From Concentrate

2012-11-20 :: Patrick Melton

Crazed fans Brendan and Ben join Patrick in the studio for some real talk. If you love some unfiltered, genuine Melton, you’re gonna love this one. Things gets real personal as Patrick yells about women and old people. Patrick’s thinking about launching a Kickstarter campaign in order to get girls to bang him. The details [...]…

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NLO 850: Adoption Option

2012-11-17 :: Patrick Melton

ALLI BREEN joins Patrick in the studio, and this show gets a little screamy. Hostess is bankrupt and the airlines won’t seem to bail them out. Patrick raps about that. Patrick is bitching that nobody calls in lately, people are quitting the Overdose, girls are a disappointment, and so much more. Patrick puts feelers out [...]…

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NLO 849: Gods of Horror

2012-11-15 :: Patrick Melton

This show features PATRICK MELTON (no, a different one), along with his writing partner, MARCUS DUNSTAN. The duo are responsible for a lot of recent horror films, including FEAST, SAW IV-VII, PIRANHA 3DD, the upcoming GOD OF WAR movie and much more. Also comedian KEN BARNARD is here. Patrick and Marcus discuss their origins of [...]…

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NLO 848: Live in London – October 2012

2012-11-14 :: Patrick Melton

This is our LIVE SHOW which we recorded on October 20, 2012 in LONDON, ENGLAND. Nearly THREE HOURS of audio insanity with Patrick, CORNELL REID, and tons of fans who came and hung out with us through the week. We recap the events of the week, throw people under the bus, drink way too much, [...]…

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NLO 847: Enjoy It!

2012-11-10 :: Patrick Melton

BRODY STEVENS and MIKALA are in the studio to join Patrick in a real depression-fest! Brody, big-time movie star and star of his own HBO series “Enjoy It,” is in the studio talking about everything from couches to medication. Patrick is on a new health initiative in which he eats hot dogs every hour of [...]…

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NLO 846: Barackas

2012-11-08 :: Patrick Melton

JC COCCOLI joins us for this politically-charged episode. Patrick didn’t vote, although he still hates Obama and the people that voted for him. JC apparently dates everybody, and really hates it when guys who are about to finger-blast her have dirty nails. Patrick’s birthday is coming up on November 11th, so go buy him stuff [...]…

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NLO 845: Keep It Wet

2012-11-05 :: Patrick Melton

Comedians KEN BARNARD and JAMES FRITZ are in the studio. James just moved from Chicago to Los Angeles. Patrick is flirting with a 20-year-old fan. Lots of caller and fun. Someone do show notes!    …

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NLO 844: Crasstronaut

2012-10-31 :: Patrick Melton

RYAN STOUT and AL JACKSON are here and everyone is in costume. Patrick is an astronaut, Ryan is a police constable, and Al is Trayvon Martin. We talk about Halloween, crazy people, comedy, and so much more. Patrick is sick, there are varying opinions on retarded people, we play the Halloween is Awesome song, and [...]…

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NLO 843: Euro-Recap

2012-10-30 :: Patrick Melton

CORNELL REID is in the studio, and we are going through the motions of thanking people, telling about our adventures, and teasing the massive amount of videos and content headed towards the Overdose members. We talk about London, the shows, and of course Berlin and Amsterdam. Which city did we like the best? Which fans [...]…

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Marathon Show – October 2012 – Part 6

2012-10-26 :: Patrick Melton

This is PART SIX of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick, the hilarious Ryan Stout, Mikala, fans and so much more! Check out this and the rest of the parts of the Marathon Show as Patrick does shows in London and scoots around Europe meeting fans and stuff. NLO will [...]…

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Marathon Show – October 2012 – Part 5

2012-10-24 :: Patrick Melton

This is PART FIVE of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick, the hilarious Ryan Stout, Mikala, fans and so much more! Check out this and the rest of the parts of the Marathon Show as Patrick does shows in London and scoots around Europe meeting fans and stuff. NLO will [...]…

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Marathon Show – October 2012 – Part 2

2012-10-17 :: Patrick Melton

This is PART TWO of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick and comedian Cornell Reid. Check out this and the rest of the parts of the Marathon Show as Patrick does shows in London and scoots around Europe meeting fans and stuff. NLO will return with live shows from Los [...]…

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NLO 842: Thonkable

2012-10-12 :: Patrick Melton

JOSH DENNY is in the studio today, and Patrick is rubbing the London trip in his face. We discuss the New York comedy show and trip to London, Red Lobster, snorting cum and and the Android tablet, the Faggot Fire. Patrick saings a song about how his dick is “thonkable.” we also talk about haircuts, [...]…

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NLO 841: Buddas

2012-10-10 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick is solo in the studio. British people are conceited and Britain is a joke of a country. Patrick reads news Overdose subscribers’ names. Patrick takes calls from fans, including a guy names Buddas, who thinks he is amazing, but can’t talk, communicate, rap or understand when he isn’t doing well on the show. Her [...]…

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NLO 840: Corn-EASY!

2012-10-08 :: Patrick Melton

Cornell Reid is here. We talk about London, shaving, three seashells and more. Need show notes!    …

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NLO 839: Flipping Out

2012-10-06 :: Patrick Melton

FLIP SCHULTZ is in the studio, and he’s a bit off his rocker. We talk a lot about the big NLO comedy show in LA, and Patrick takes Skippy Green off the bill. Patrick is concerned about his masturbatory habits. Flip thinks Patrick is so successful because he is mean. Flip tries to figure out [...]…

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NLO 838: Popcorn Cupcakes

2012-10-03 :: Patrick Melton

Comedian TOM SEGURA is in the studio for a hilarious Wednesday show! Patrick is becoming a big fan of the Tommy-Cast. Patrick doesn’t care about iPhone suicides. Patrick and Tom talk what’s happening and relive some old memories. Patrick shows Tom some of the most disturbing porn ever. The CEO of uStream is in our [...]…

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NLO 837: Bear Meat

2012-10-02 :: Patrick Melton

TESS BARKER joins Patrick in the studio today, along with Johnny Ice from Toadhop. Patrick is going to be an egg spokesman! He and Tess watch a stupid video about a TV hat, then they talk about all the cool food you can make with bear meat. There is a TV show about a guy [...]…

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NLO 836: Clink Link

2012-09-29 :: Patrick Melton

CORNELL REID is here. The crew is straight up browsing buddies in this latest episode of NLO. Patrick puts his spin on some important cultural events, rolls out his new Friends 2.0 program, and gives the ladies headphone humjobs. He even finds a way to yell at Star when she isn’t there. Cornell gets tits. [...]…

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NLO 835: Clit Knock

2012-09-27 :: Patrick Melton

ALLI BREEN and BRIAN KING are in the studio. Patrick discusses his recent trip to get his tattoo touched up by NLO Fan Cory. He talks about performing comedy in Providence, Rhode Island. Alli and Patrick talk about his life post-breakup. Patrick goes on a rant about women and the games they play. Check out [...]…

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NLO 834: Ultimate Frisbee

2012-09-21 :: Patrick Melton

Brian King is here for a previously-recorded thing! Show notes needed!    …

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NLO 833: Whatever Pony

2012-09-19 :: Patrick Melton

JOSH DENNY is in the studio! Show notes needed!    …

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NLO 832: Champagne Problems

2012-09-17 :: Patrick Melton

JC Coccoli delights everyone in the studio in this super-sized show! Show notes needed!    …

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NLO 831: Red Alert

2012-09-15 :: Patrick Melton

DARREN CARTER and DICK SPENNEBERG attempt to be guests on today’s show. Darren just causes a riot in the studio and the show goes into several awkward directions, playing with his phone, doing random impressions, and genuinely being ADD. If you like apps and rapping you probably will want to kill yourself. Patrick is upset [...]…

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NLO 830: Jerkwich

2012-09-12 :: Patrick Melton

CORNEll REID in the studio! Need show notes!    …

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NLO 829: Ups and Downs

2012-09-11 :: Patrick Melton

BRIAN KING is here! Need show notes!    …

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NLO 828: The Corn Supremacy

2012-09-07 :: Patrick Melton

KEN BARNARD is in the studio, and we have treats from the Corn Heaven food truck. Need show notes!    …

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NLO 827: Queen Killer

2012-09-05 :: Patrick Melton

ALLI BREEN is on the show. Hasn’t Patrick learned his lesson about inviting women guests to the showgrum by now? Our intrepid hosts learn about the comedy formula from a washed up engineering professor turned funny man. Patrick wants his fans to tweet ultra-uber-mega star and Home Improvement cast-member, Richard Karn, urging him to co-host [...]…

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NLO 826: Tampon Trouble

2012-09-04 :: Patrick Melton

TESS BARKER and AMAYA PEREA are in the studio today, and they’re driving Patrick crazy. We discuss Amaya’s name and compare it to Spanish food, recap last week’s comedy show here in LA, and discuss how movies tainted our view of the future. Patrick tells us about the hooker’s iPhone he found in Las Vegas [...]…

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NLO 825: Iron Quake

2012-09-01 :: Patrick Melton

CHEF is in the studio, here in LA to visit Patrick. We talk about the upcoming comedy show, Grill ‘Em All burgers, and Chef’s flight to LA. Patrick and Chef got their hair cut together, and Chef complains about the tile in Patrick’s house. Patrick wants Chef to cheat on his wife, and signs him [...]…

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NLO 824: Neck Biscuits

2012-08-29 :: Patrick Melton

LANCE PATRICK is in the studio for the first time! We talk about the embarrassment of being a magician, weight loss, comedy and living in the south. Patrick straddles the line of racism with black impressions and jokes, and we get calls and emails from listeners. Patrick has a new type of therapy, Lance has [...]…

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NLO 823: Mind Stout

2012-08-28 :: Patrick Melton

RYAN STOUT is in the studio today, and we talk about his rampant pod-cheating. Star is also in the studio, and she is impressing Patrick with how well she works. We talk a bit about the new studio and upcoming comedy shows. Scott Eric calls in to hock a website and we talk about the [...]…

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NLO 822: Hollyhood

2012-08-25 :: Patrick Melton

Patrick and Starline are in the studio today, and he’s still out of it. Star has been officially hired on as an assistant, despite possible implications of slavery. Cameron calls in to bitch about Josh Denny’s commitment issues. Patrick is excited about filming a 7 minute video where he cooks an egg. Star lives in [...]…

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NLO 821: The Saddest Clown

2012-08-22 :: Patrick Melton

CORNELL REID is in the studio today, trying to pull Patrick out of his depression. This is another scattered show, and we talk about anything from the wonders of a Roomba to burlesque shows and hookers. Patrick talks more about his recent breakup and what happened in Vegas. We discuss the state of porn, female [...]…

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NLO 820: Levels

2012-08-21 :: Patrick Melton

We have Brian King and Starline in the studio for a THREE HOUR SHOW! It’s a more down to earth show tonight, and we are all over the place. This show has so many levels. We talk about jacking off, old podcasts, porn sites, Brian’s uncircumcised hog, the unfortunate loss of a previous show host, [...]…

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NLO 819: Anthrape

2012-08-15 :: Patrick Melton

MIKE BRIDENSTINE joins us in the latest show from the Podcastle! Brido talks about failing at podcasting. Listener Lane calls in and shows us his onion tattoo. Patrick wants to bring Brido to a Food Truck Festival. They discuss the quality of strip club. The Roomba brings Patrick pleasure. Lots of upcoming live shows around [...]…

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NLO 818: Ham Job

2012-08-14 :: Patrick Melton

JOSH DENNY co-hosts in this action-packed episode. A relentless onslaught of Facebook voicemails hounds Patrick. Hame could be a great sexual tool. We also discuss why all sub shops are shit, except for the Chinese ones apparently. Josh is all kinds of messed up in this episode, never shutting up about having to shit and [...]…

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NLO 817: Robot Slave

2012-08-11 :: Patrick Melton

BRIAN KING is in the studio today. The new studio is finally up and running, Patrick still hates it though. Cory calls in from Long Island, fresh from finishing up a tattoo on a fan of the NLO Logo. We talk to the fan and find out why he’s doing that. Patrick considers making the [...]…

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NLO 816: Oh, Boise!

2012-08-10 :: Patrick Melton

KEN BARNARD joins us in the studio. We talk about the upcoming NLO show in LA, the recent shows in Boise, and the progress on the studio. Keith from Arkansas calls all throughout the show with technical advice, his love of guns, and his plans to eat some Mexicans with his wife. Patrick talks about [...]…

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NLO 815: Cadbury Yogurt

2012-07-31 :: Patrick Melton

CORNELL REID is in the studio for the big Monday show! Still no video for the freeloading fans, but Patrick loves his real fans enough to let them see the new studio, and Titanic, during the show. The studio is getting some great new features! Cornell is going to Burning Man with his step-dad to [...]…

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NLO 814: Chock-Fulla-Gay

2012-07-28 :: Patrick Melton

Brian King and Star are in the studio for a late show tonight. We talk about how the studio is progressing. Brian and Star don’t want to talk about their not-relationship. Some gay calls in to talk about the Chick-fil-A thing, and it gets pretty heated. Star doesn’t like sandwiches, and Patrick sings her a [...]…

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NLO 813: Card Required

2012-07-26 :: Patrick Melton

NLO has officially moved to the Podcastle! Patrick, as Andy Rooney, kicks off the show talking all about moving into new houses. No video for NLO until the studio is fully up and decorated. OVERDOSE members – feed issues are resolved, and we’re looking at new OD features! We hear an email from a fan [...]…

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Marathon Show – July 13, 2012 – Part 4

2012-07-23 :: Patrick Melton

This is part four – the final part – of our Marathon Show from July 13, 2012. In the studio for this, our final show, is Josh Denny and Shooby. Patrick starts things off by making things awkward. Then we make fun of Candi Comics some more. Then Patrick tries to rap while Shooby tries [...]…

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Marathon Show – July 13, 2012 (Part 3)

2012-07-20 :: Patrick Melton

This is part three of our Marathon Show from July 13. In this portion, Patrick is joined by comedian CORNELL REID, and Shooby is in the studio, as well as fan Collin who has ruined the world again with his shirt blunder. The guys can’t figure out where a weird studio noise is coming from. [...]…

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Marathon Show – July 13, 2012 (Part 2)

2012-07-18 :: Patrick Melton

This is Part 2 of our 12 hour Marathon Show with comedian RYAN STOUT. We talk about moving and the pains of dealing with landlords and stuff. Josh is also here and talks about fucking bread. We talk about recycling, and how it isn’t good for the environment like all your idiots think. We talk [...]…

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NLO 769: Meet Gern Wadd

2012-03-15 :: Pantswise Media Network

FLIP SCHULTZ and ALLI WEBER are in the studio! They are married and this podcast may or may not get a little sappy magoo magarnakle. What? Yea. Just listen. Patrick talks about recent shows in Texas, flying with a woman with horrendous body odor, and signing a girls panties in San Antonio. We had a [...]…

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NLO 768: Podcast Lessons

2012-03-10 :: Pantswise Media Network

TOM SEGURA is in the studio, and tensions are high. Tom is looking for advice on microhones, chairs, software, and settings so he can make his podcast better. Patrick is sick of his shit and they go around and around. Patrick recaps his recent roast at the Hollywood Improv, including a story about a girl [...]…

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NLO 767: Kony and Karaoke

2012-03-08 :: Pantswise Media Network

Comedian BRANDIE POSEY and young Apple fanatic BRIAN KING are in the studio. We’re talking about the recent announcement of the new iPad, and what it has, and why everyone needs one. We talk about creepy fan Miles, Brian being uncircumcised, Dagre calls in, Patrick needs to write jokes for a roast tonight, Skittles singular [...]…

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NLO 766: Complaint Department

2012-03-05 :: Pantswise Media Network

Solo show with Patrick today – kind of an inside baseball show. As one caller says, the show is all talk about food and fans. But sometimes that’s what you people need. More Anjeli Jana bashing, more calls from fans, good and bad, and we learn something about what Armenian people eat. One caller calls [...]…

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NLO 765: Return of Troll Pig

2012-03-01 :: Pantswise Media Network

KATIE LEVINE and ALLI BREEN are here, cackling away like hens in a henhouse, and making Patrick fight for control of his own shit. Patrick gets an email from another listener who wants to move to Los Angeles and be an intern. Patrick gets a weird complaint from a fan who’s never done anything for [...]…

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NLO 764: Heavy Dooty

2012-02-28 :: Pantswise Media Network

CHRIS FAIRBANKS is here and he’s giving us the low-down on whether Ellen seems like a nice person or not, and also offering up theories on how weird porno works. BRIAN KING is also in the studio, and we talk about the Oscars and tweeting, watch the most annoying baby commercial ever, and check in [...]…

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NLO 763: Cockfosters

2012-02-25 :: Pantswise Media Network

MIKE BRIDENSTINE is in the studio and we’re talking about GoDaddy and how out-of-touch they are with what a hot girl looks like. Patrick realizes thirty minutes in that they haven’t been broadcasting live, we check in on Rebecca Black, worries about Judy the intern, Patrick calls some assisted living facilities to see if he [...]…

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NLO 760: Bad Advice

2012-02-19 :: Pantswise Media Network

PATRICK flys solo for OVER FOUR HOURS in this late night show. Patrick pops open the Jameson and takes calls from listeners. He talks about the Overdose and what’s coming soon for subscribers, he gives credit advice likes some low-rent Suze Orman, and talks to tattoo artist Cory in Long Island about the show NY [...]…

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NLO 759: Pizza Proposal

2012-02-15 :: Pantswise Media Network

JOSH DENNY and listener CHRIS are in the studio! Patrick tries to tie the knot using Pizza Hut’s Valentine’s Day promotion, there’s store order drama, tattoo talk, Creed talk, and more Judy failures. There’s also talk about how gays dress, and a crazy fan’s late night voicemails are played. Oh, and baseball equals corn.   [...]…

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NLO 758: Starbuckin’

2012-02-14 :: Pantswise Media Network

BRIAN KING, ALLI BREEN and the new intern JUDY are here! They talk about the Grammy’s, hitting women, and Brian’s deaf girlfriend. Other topics include abortion, equal rights, Valentine’s day, Whitney Houston, college comedy tours, and dishwasher confusion. Judy fails at buying a MacBook, and Alli has nice nips and lots of cake crumbs. This [...]…

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NLO 757: Parkour Couture

2012-02-04 :: Pantswise Media Network

BRIAN KING is in the studio trying to cheer up sad Patrick, who is suicidal because of his current unfortunatisms, and some tax things and a lawsuit thing. Yeah, when it rains it pours. And when you eat raisins you snore. Patrick talks about his house in Forida, we watch people do the cinnamon challenge, [...]…

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NLO 756: The Iowa Corn

2012-02-02 :: Pantswise Media Network

Patrick is rocking solo in the studio today, taking your calls and taking care of business. He talks about his current situation, shirt orders, Overdose, interns, donations and more. But don’t think that means there isn’t any funny. Patrick talks about getting a case of juice sent to him by a listener, and he single-handedly [...]…

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NLO 755: That’s Gay

2012-01-31 :: Pantswise Media Network

JOSH DENNY is here and we’re trying to get back in to the pod swing of things. Patrick and Josh discuss the words “gay” and “faggot” in a serious context, and the use of those words to mean stupid or lame. There’s funny stuff, too, but it’s fun to talk about these things in a [...]…

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NLO 753: Sopapipas

2012-01-19 :: Pantswise Media Network

BRIAN KING, SEAN and SHOOBY are in the studio, and it’s official SOPA/PIPA blackout day. Patrick gets a CB radio and it sucks. He’s mad about everything to do with it, and the only thing that can calm him down is some good old-fashioned iced tea. We revisit the No Cussing Club, and talk about [...]…

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NLO 752: Gympact

2012-01-18 :: Pantswise Media Network

TOM SEGURA is in the studio and we’re having a blast. That’s right, kids! America’s POS in the house! We’re talking about a lot of things, as we do from time to time, but a lot of the focus in on how Patrick should try to get healthy this year. Patrick is teaching people how [...]…

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NLO 751: Beavage

2012-01-14 :: Pantswise Media Network

Josh Denny and Shooby are in the studio for this extra-long show. Patrick has a lot of people to deal with this week, so he’s taken out the broom so he can start cleaning house. From a new listener who doesn’t get jokes, to some asshole on power trip on Reddit, Patrick is letting loose. [...]…

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NLO 750: Baked Backstrokes

2012-01-12 :: Pantswise Media Network

Comedians Ryan Stout and Alli Breen are in the studio, and we’re talking about why the show is late. For some reason, we just couldn’t get off the ground on time today. Patrick reads letters from fans about health and home, and we explore a nuclear threat from some crazy lady on YouTube. Patrick plays [...]…

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NLO 749: Skyrim Job

2012-01-10 :: Pantswise Media Network

We’ve got rapscallion Brian King in studio listening to Patrick’s post-traveling woes. Patrick hates planes and people and filmmakers. And sports and video games and virgins. And Hyundai’s and Harry potter and capes. Brian tells a story about using one of Patrick’s lines on a girl at a coffee shop. And the aftershow is SHOCKING! [...]…

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NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Part 3

2012-01-07 :: Pantswise Media Network

Flip Schultz is here, and Walter and Josh have gone to McDonald’s. On Christmas. Because they are giant pieces of shit. They get back and the four of them have a conversation that quickly evolves in to Patrick going for the Nutella to make himself up in to black face. He then sings negro spirituals [...]…

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NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Part 2

2012-01-05 :: Pantswise Media Network

Patrick continues the Marathon Show after a technical glitch with the live stream. Patrick talks about Shooby leaving the country with his PO box key and then mailing it and losing it. Patrick is upset who people who don’t know what to focus on. Patrick gets photoshopped in to a gay scene with Josh. They [...]…

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NLO 748: Banging Mermaids

2012-01-03 :: Pantswise Media Network

Comedian Brooks Wheelan and good-time-girl Katie Levine sit in on today’s show. We’re talking about our New Years resolutions, recent arson fires in Los Angeles, restaurants with home refrigerators that sell Coke in a can, a punchable gay kid, studio audio problems, and a crazy woman at the post office. It’s our first show of [...]…

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NLO 747: Excuse My Christmas

2011-12-31 :: Pantswise Media Network

Mike Bridenstine is in the studio. Patrick gets upset right out of the gate about rich people, and then the chat room tries to play some poorly-timed, unfocused prank that derails the show. Josh Denny calls in to prove he isn’t dead, we watch the worst Christmas video every made, Brido can’t get enough of [...]…

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NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Pt. 1

2011-12-28 :: Pantswise Media Network

Patrick kicks of the Marathon Show with Josh Denny in the studio. They talk about their Christmas dinner from Boston Market, Microsoft Zunes, Josh’s moon face and more. We get calls from a fake black guy and other listeners, and Patrick answers questions from listeners about the new Overdose club.   Download MP3 (This is [...]…

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NLO 746: Shocktopus

2011-12-24 :: Pantswise Media Network

Patrick is joined by JOSH DENNY and should have been joined by ALLI BREEN, but she is a no-show. Patrick is in a good mood because his DirecTV has been restored, he’s got new Little Cecils shirts for sale in the store, and he’s pissed off Eden Neville’s (the girl singer who Patrick keeps talking [...]…

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NLO 746: Shocktopus

2011-12-24 :: Pantswise Media Network

Patrick is joined by JOSH DENNY and should have been joined by ALLI BREEN, but she is a no-show. Patrick is in a good mood because his DirecTV has been restored, he’s got new Little Cecils shirts for sale in the store, and he’s pissed off Eden Neville’s (the girl singer who Patrick keeps talking [...]…

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NLO 745: Dick Ditch

2011-12-22 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 745: Dick Ditch

2011-12-22 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 744: Fix Your Fries

2011-12-19 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 743: Time Cookies

2011-12-17 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 742: Duck Ass Bitch

2011-12-15 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 741: Hospital Boat

2011-12-13 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 740: Pumpernickelback

2011-12-10 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 739: Touché

2011-12-08 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 738: It Gets Worse

2011-12-06 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 737: Patrice’s Pieces

2011-12-01 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 736: Oh My Godfrey

2011-11-29 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 735: Thanks for Giving

2011-11-25 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 734: Black Gravy

2011-11-24 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 733: Registered Offender

2011-11-21 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 732: Ginger Confused

2011-11-16 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 731: Mama Crass

2011-11-15 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 730: The Straight Thing

2011-11-11 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 729: Boo Moo

2011-11-09 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 728: Let’s Do Dis

2011-11-06 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 727: Screencapped

2011-11-03 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 726: Woods Pudding

2011-11-01 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 737: Patrice’s Pieces

2011-11-01 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 725: Kat Von Bee

2011-10-28 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 724: Bat Flaps

2011-10-27 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 723: Bad Teacher

2011-10-25 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 722: Fuck Criss Angel

2011-10-22 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 721: Bonus Mystery Dick

2011-10-19 :: Pantswise Media Network

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NLO 695: The Bill Burr Diet

2011-08-06

Comedian and actor Bill Burr sits in with Patrick and Josh Denny and completely devestate them by calling them fatties. It’s fantastically funny, as these three guys yell and scream and try to get a word in over each other. We talk about everything…

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NLO 694: Jokers and Thieves

2011-08-05

Patrick sits down with Alli Breen and comedian slash actor Keith Robinson. Keith talks about how hookers work, and Patrick tells a story about going to a comedy show at a strip club. Alli gets her voice made fun of, and we talk about stealing things as ch…

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NLO 693: Up the Anti

2011-08-01

It’s Monday. A new week and a new string of shows for you. Comedian Matt Markman is in studio, one-upping the competition by being the first to insist on putting a five dollar bill on our dollar wall. Baller! Matt talks about being in Los Angeles ve…

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NLO 692: Melty and Big Big

2011-07-30

Two threesomes in one week? I know, guys! Shelby Stockton and Josh Denny are in the studio to make this super-sized episode extra hilarious for you. Patrick is talking with Shelby about her dating blog project. Patrick speculates that it’s just an e…

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NLO 691: Poor Paul

2011-07-28

It’s a threesome in the studio today. Patrick is joined by Sean Klitzner and comedian Jonny Loquasto. Jonny is here to talk about his new CD (hey, Pantswise), but not before Patrick and Sean tease him about something on his website. Patrick and Sean…

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NLO 690: Hawt Sluts

2011-07-26

Patrick didn’t do a show today. Before you yell about it, shutup. Patrick recorded this show weeks ago with comedian Dan Bialek just for such an occasion like this. Patrick talks about craigslist actresses, and more. Dan also talks about creeping ou…

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NLO 689: Vertical Horizon

2011-07-23

Alright, people. If you’ve listened to this show for some time, you know it can get graphic. In this episode, Mike Bridenstine joins Patrick in the studio as Patrick tells probably the most disgusting story ever. Patrick also talks about a recent em…

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NLO 688: Ajack

2011-07-21

Al Jackson, or AJack as he is now lovingly referred to by Patrick as, is back from some awesome adventures and is in the studio, talking about recent happenings. They watch a video of a woman who is very passionate about women and their bowel movements, a…

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NLO 687: BKBKBK

2011-07-19

Failed podcaster Brian King is in the studio to talk about how much Apple sucks when it comes to knowing how to do things, and to tell everyone about his podcast that hasn’t done anything in forever. Just kidding. We’re watching a guy eating w…

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NLO 686: Hangout

2011-07-14

Comedian Flip Schultz is in the building. Patrick is teaching him all about the wonder that is Google Plus. If you don’t know what is is, you will. It’s totally going to take over Facebook. I don’t know what I’m saying. Flip tries…

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NLO 685: Retardicapped

2011-07-12

Ryan Stout is in the studio. Patrick is discussing fan frustration, and a recent show where he was distracted by a hot gay guy in the front row. Is it gay? Ryan talks about dental issues, which reminds Patrick of busting out his front teeth as a child. Th…

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NLO 684: Cecil

2011-07-09

Patrick is joined in the studio for the first time in over a month by Cupcake Boy himself, Josh Denny. The duo recap their recent NLO shows in Minneapolis, talk about the largest natural breasts in the world, and the fact that Josh with a completely shave…

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NLO 683: All in the Delivery

2011-07-07

Comedian Geoff Keith sits down to discuss a recent international incident. Geoff had some material stolen by a performer on Australia’s Got Talent, and for some reason, everyone there seems pretty cool with it. Patrick also talks about Vegas and mor…

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NLO 682: Ugly Truth

2011-06-30

Comedian and daddy’s little princess Alli Breen is in studio to talk about how bitches be trippin’, long and annoying movies, some ugly ass mugshots, and more. They also plan a trip to Vegas that may or may not happen, like, now. It’s a…

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NLO 681: Faith and Fools

2011-06-27

Patrick is on the road with Chris Porter in norther California, and they’re not too happy with how uptight the crowds are. We talk about that, and some other stuff we’ve been up to, but then we get in to a semi-serious conversations about fait…

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NLO 680: Jackhammered

2011-06-23

Sean Klitzner joins Patrick in the studio to talk about a variety of topics. A listener got solicited for sex while trying to sell his MacBook on craigslist, a magician tries a trick and it goes painfully wrong, pilots are tired of old, fat and gay flight…

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NLO 679: Power of Attorney

2011-06-21

Patrick is back in Los Angeles after being on the road for a few weeks. Flip Schultz is in the studio, and that means another prank phone call. This one is particularly questionable. Also discussed are videos of an Italian guy flipping out over nothing an…

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NLO 678: May 2011 Marathon – Part 5

2011-06-17

Patrick is on the road doing comedy throughout June. Check the website pmelt.com for details. While he is gone, enjoy these segments from the recent Marathon Show. We will be releasing it in seven parts. New to the show? Go back and listen to a normal epi…

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NLO 677: May 2011 Marathon – Part 4

2011-06-13

Patrick is on the road doing comedy throughout June. Check the website pmelt.com for details. While he is gone, enjoy these segments from the recent Marathon Show. We will be releasing it in seven parts. New to the show? Go back and listen to a normal epi…

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NLO 676: May 2011 Marathon – Part 3

2011-06-10

Patrick is on the road doing comedy throughout June. Check the website pmelt.com for details. While he is gone, enjoy these segments from the recent Marathon Show. We will be releasing it in seven parts. New to the show? Go back and listen to a normal epi…

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NLO 675: May 2011 Marathon – Part 2

2011-06-06

Patrick is on the road doing comedy throughout June. Check the website pmelt.com for details. While he is gone, enjoy these segments from the recent Marathon Show. We will be releasing it in seven parts. New to the show? Go back and listen to a normal epi…

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NLO 674: May 2011 Marathon – Part 1

2011-06-03

Patrick is on the road doing comedy throughout June. Check the website pmelt.com for details. While he is gone, enjoy these segments from the recent Marathon Show. We will be releasing it in seven parts. New to the show? Go back and listen to a normal epi…

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NLO 673: Santy Barby

2011-06-01

Patrick and Josh are fresh back from a gig in Santa Barbara, and they talk about that show and the people involved. Patrick also vents about the recent issues surrounding an ex-girlfriend, and they guys talk about a woman who can’t shutup on a train…

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NLO 672: Arkansas Airspace

2011-05-30

Ari Shaffir stops by to talk about his latest endeavor to create a phenomenon that will sweep the nation, Shroomfest. Ari walks Patrick through what it is like to do mushrooms. They also talk about some other things, but we will let you just be surprised.…

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NLO 671: Cue Sack

2011-05-26

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and commercial acting sensation Mike Bridenstine. They are talking about chronic masturbation, girls from high school that got gross, and then they spend about thirty minutes doing impressions of Joan Cusack. Sh…

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NLO 670: Limo Blowjob

2011-05-24

Patrick is back in Los Angeles and is sharing the studio with not one, but two women comics. Patrick is talking to Alli Breen and Maria Shehata about his recent trip to Wisconsin. He also talks about loathing Marlee Matlin, the deaf woman on the Celebrity…

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NLO 669: Driver or Chef

2011-05-19

Patrick is on the road doing shows in Wisconsin, but you still get a new show. Damn, the dedication of this program. Am I right, kids? Al Jackson is in the studio and we’re talking more about God doing a Nu Thang, word processors, teaching stories,…

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NLO 668: Meatloaf and the Mensch

2011-05-17

Flip Schultz is in the studio and we’re swimming through a maze of news stories. We’re talking about a couple of criminals in the big house who are super proud of their new technique for tattooing the whites of their eyes, as well as a funny p…

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NLO 667: Al Coholic

2011-05-15

Al Jackson is back and the vodka is flowing again in the studio. Patrick and Al embark down the long, chaotic road to nowhere again by watching YouTube videos, including a kid singing about stealing chicken out of a car, and a video from a girl that is se…

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NLO 665: How Humble

2011-05-10

Comedians Adam Hunter and Aaron Bowden are in the studio and Adam is telling a crazy ass story about the girl he is currently dating. Adam was on Last Comic Standing, and is a high-energy comedian that talks a mile a minute. Some people in the chat room d…

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NLO 664: Tron Pron

2011-05-07

Sam Tripoli is in the studio, talking about porn and porn stars, and what makes the porn world go ’round. He also teaches Patrick how to spot hookers on Sunset Blvd., and explains how Mexican girls are like Japanese robots. It’s also Friday, s…

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NLO 663: Date Skippy

2011-05-05

Comedian Flip Schultz joins Patrick in the studio, talking about issues of the day. We touch on the Royal Wedding, and the controversy surrounding the shooting of Osama Bin Laden, the releasing of the photos of said event, and whether or not Obama had the…

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NLO 662: Window Blankets

2011-05-03

Patrick is joined in the studio by Brian King to talk about the airing of a recent episode of Kitchen Nightmares they were on – or, more accurately, weren’t on. They also take calls, talk about Osama Bin Laden, and review the YouTube sensation…

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NLO 661: Robots and Repo

2011-04-28

Super-fun comedian Ryan Stout is in the studio, and he and Patrick are looking at a new TV show, talking about flying and how robots are taking over, and indulging one of Patrick’s new inventions involving feminine hygiene. It’s got everything…

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NLO 660: Comedy Punch Out

2011-04-26

It’s a super-long show, as Patrick is returning from traveling and doing comedy. He talks about the cities he has visited, and the crowds and how he ended up punching a guy in his head face thing. Josh Denny joins the show with his sweaty armpits, a…

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NLO 659: Food Review Friday

2011-04-22

Patrick is on the road doing comedy, but that doesn’t mean you don’t get a new show. It’s Friday, so that means there’s going to be a certain song in this episode that some of you may be tired of. But after that, Patrick and Josh s…

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NLO 658: Drunk Punk Part 2

2011-04-20

Patrick is on the road doing comedy, but a couple of weeks ago he got drunk at some burger place on a dare from Josh. A show resulted – well, actually two shows – and this is part two. I wish I could tell you what happened in it, but it was a…

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NLO 657: Drunk Punk Part 1

2011-04-18

Patrick is on the road doing comedy, but a couple of weeks ago he got drunk at some burger place on a dare from Josh. A show resulted – well, actually two shows – and this is part one. The guys talk about Josh being creepy, Patrick continues t…

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NLO 656: No More Nickelback

2011-04-15

Dan Bialek and Scott Boxenbaum join Patrick in talking about Friday, the hit song sweeping the nation. Still. They also discuss other bad music, like Nickelback. We also talk about news stories involving animals and somehow the conversation veers into tal…

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NLO 655: For Real

2011-04-12

Al Jackson is fresh off a plane and we’re sitting down with our guest of honor, Vodka. This extremely long show derails slowly as Patrick and Al get more and more drunk, and increasingly more personal with each sip. It’s a great show though, a…

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NLO 654: Follower Fight

2011-04-09

Ryan Stout, comedian and all around handsome fellow, joins Patrick in the studio. Patrick expresses his lack of enthusiasm that Ryan is currently beating Patrick on Twitter with a higher number of followers. They also watch a Christian parody video of tha…

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NLO 653: Pancake Puppies

2011-04-07

Sean Klitzner (aka GetKlit) is in the studio and he is not entertained by Patrick’s mood. Patrick shares his plans for eradicating old people from society, as well as allowing people a socially acceptable way to beat, kill, and rape people, all whil…

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NLO 652: Handsome Devil

2011-04-05

Patrick is fresh off a plane, and Josh Denny is ready to talk about some recent female conquests, including a girl he met on Twitter. Patrick also relentlessly teases him about his constant quest for hip shirts. They also talk about Charlie Sheen and his…

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NLO 651: Mean Reds

2011-04-02

Patrick is joined by Josh on the show and they’re talking about young kid comedians, and some nut guy who may or may not be running for the school board in some county. A listener calls in and is an ass, and then Josh and Patrick proceed to rip apar…

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NLO 650: PayPal Playa

2011-03-29

Patrick is in the studio with comedian Dan Gabriel, and they’re talking about being scammed. Whether on eBay, PayPal or Craigslist, there are a lot of scams out there that you should probably be aware of. Patrick is also talking about some recent th…

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NLO 649: Plane Stupid

2011-03-27

Patrick is back from Milwaukee and Chicago, and he sits down with Al Jackson to talk about his adventures. He helped foil a terrorism plot, remarks about how stupid people are, and why you should never have a comedy club under a strip club. There’s…

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NLO 648: Douche Fine

2011-03-24

This show was supposed to be released Monday. But it wasn’t. And it was recorded last week. Before Patrick went to Milwaukee and Chicago to do comedy. So this is part one of some stuff we will talk more about on the next show. But Al Jackson and Jak…

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NLO 647: Tornado of the Week

2011-03-21

Patrick is in Milwaukee doing the comedy thing, but he made this show for you with his bare hands before he left. Mike Bridenstine calls in the middle of the show and demands a fax machine. Patrick plays a recent round of messages left on his phone in err…

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NLO 646: Sandwich Faggots

2011-03-17

Patrick is getting ready to fly out to Milwaukee for the weekend (Jokerz Comedy Club March 17-19), but he takes a moment to sit down with comedian and theorist Dan Bialek to talk about what is wrong with the rest of the world. We tlk about a racist UCLA s…

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NLO 645: Unprocessed Buffalo

2011-03-15

Patrick is in the studio with Josh Denny, and they’re talking about recent experiences they’ve had around Los Angeles. First the saw Battle LA, and it was a really bad flick. Then they waited in line for the new iPad, and fended off some crazy…

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NLO 644: Daytonism

2011-03-10

Patrick is joined in the studio by Tom Segura, who has gotten quite popular as of late. Patrick talks about Tom’s success. Patrick also asks for advice on some medical issues, like snoring and his itchy nipple. They also watch a video of crazy Chris…

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NLO 643: Made Men

2011-03-05

Al Jackson, comedian and apparent comedy coach, is in the studio talking about his recent experience on the MTV show, Made, as well as his Comedy Central Presents special that premiered in February. They talk airplanes, masturbation, fat people, and more.…

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NLO 642: Winning

2011-03-03

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Aaron Bowden and Rich Aronovitch, and we’re talking about everything under the sun. Actually, we’re mostly talking about Charlie Sheen. Have you seen this guy? He’s amazing. Patrick is pretty…

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NLO 641: Howlelujah

2011-03-01

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian friend Ryan Sickler, and they two are talking about relationships, getting famous, and more. Patrick shows Ryan a video of a singing Christian dog, as well as his pumpkin pie smashing video, to Ryan’s amus…

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NLO 640: Spic and Span

2011-02-26

Josh Denny is at the end of his rope. He has what you might call a situation. Well, he might not have it any more, but he might. It’s complicated. Patrick reads a Valentine’s Day card with a poem sent to him by a listener. He also plays some l…

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NLO 639: Pseudo Pedo

2011-02-24

Patrick has a great idea on a new website for pornography and pictures of kids. Not child pornography. Just pictures of children. Next to pornography. Alright, it sounds pretty bad. Sean Klitzner is here as well, and Patrick is flying a remote-controlled…

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NLO 638: Canadian Bacon

2011-02-22

We always say that comedy has no limits. Well, we may have outdone ourselves on this show. Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh Denny, the first-ever NLO Experience participant, Hobbes from Canada, and our good friend Renee Gauthier. We recap Richard&#…

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NLO 637: Canandian Confidence

2011-02-19

The NLO studio is graced by Canadian fan Hobbes, as Patrick and Josh call him. He’s the first person to partake in the NLO Experience, and he’s visiting Los Angeles to immerse himself in the NLO lifestyle. He talks about his trip to America, h…

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NLO 636: Heavy Birdtation

2011-02-17

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Patrick Garrity, Ricky Reyes and Aaron Bowden. The guys talk about a television show that it looks like Patrick isn’t going to get, even though he though he was. They also make fun of the Grammys reporter…

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NLO 635: Creating Moments

2011-02-10

Patrick is working in Las Vegas, and he just isn’t feeling up to his usual self. He skipped the dessert section of the lunch buffet, and he isn’t gambling like he used to. He slept all night and even filtered himself on stage. Could he be turn…

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NLO 634: Mexicum

2011-02-08

That kook Sean Klitzner is back and he’s talking again! Which is good, since this is a talk show. Parick reveals some personal information about his own semen, and Sean challenges Patrick to a type-off with their phones to see whose fingers are fast…

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NLO 610: Collecting Cars

2010-11-20

Mike Bridenstine joins Patrick in the studio to talk about the business word craze that is sweeping the nation. They also talk about using the N-word in comedy, and play clips of Tom Segura and Josh Denny doing just that. They wrap it up with two news sto…

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NLO 609: Winkers and Wiping

2010-11-18

Patrick makes things interesting with comedian Ryan Sickler, who is in the studio to promote his brand new CD – Above Ground Cool – and his appearance on the NLO Live Comedy Show next week. They are talking about strange missiles in Los Angele…

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NLO 608: Croc-O-Shit

2010-11-16

Patrick sits down with Josh Denny and apologizes for a comedy crime committed in Chicago. The guys also talk about programming options, such as cable and satellite. Patrick calls DirecTV to try to get the scoop on shows and pricing, and the guys stumble u…

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NLO 607: Sprite and Segura

2010-11-10

Patrick is in Miami chatting it up with his old piece-of-shit pal, Tom Segura, who also happens to be in the South Florida area this week. They talk about Tom and his huge new commercial campaign for Sprite, the bad things about the iPhone, mobile porn, a…

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NLO 606: The Racist Ark

2010-11-09

Patrick is headed to Chicago this week to do standup in the windy city. He is working on new material for a new CD in early 2011! But here comes a show he recorded last week with Josh Denny, and it’s a little edgy. It has topics, and things, and the…

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NLO 605: Bag Snatchers

2010-11-04

Halloween has come and gone, and Josh Denny is in studio to talk about it with Patrick. They were both fat for Halloween. Patrick is in Miami doing the standup comedy thing, but here’s a new show, because that’s how much NLO loves you. You hea…

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NLO 604: Clam Snapper

2010-11-03

Patrick is joined in the studio by Renee Gauthier, a comedian, and more importantly a woman. She’s showing off by not being a raging bitch, and she’s talking Canada all nice-nice with a fan, which is a nice change. She also tells us all about…

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NLO 603: Business Words

2010-10-31

Patrick is joined in the studio by Mike Bridenstine, and they are talking about the people of our great nation that make the daily trek in and out of the offices in our cities and towns, and how much dick they suck. That’s what goes on in business,…

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NLO 602: Human Centipede

2010-10-29

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Dan Gabriel and Josh Denny. The guys talk about various events of the week, and Patrick worries that he may be part black. There’s news stories, about technology and tattoos, and other such things. Finall…

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NLO 600: Puppets and Poo

2010-10-25

Wow. Six hundred shows. And this is what it boils down to – puppets and poo. Comedian Flip Schultz is in the studio, with a mini-me version of Skippy Greene. We’re talking about Last Comic Standing, coffee, peeing our pants, the 3D movie trend…

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NLO 599: Hot Weather Girls

2010-10-21

Alonzo Bodden, comedian and winner of Last Comic Standing joins Patrick and Jake in the studio to talk about attractive Los Angeles weather girls, coming up in comedy, curling at the Olympics, and going through airport security with a cast on. It’s…

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NLO 598: Babingbongbang

2010-10-19

Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh Denny. Patrick is launching a new initiative to try to get the attention of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. You can help. Listen to the show to find out how. The guys discuss the show Cake Boss, and also cri…

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NLO 597: Fancy Cookies

2010-10-14

Patrick is joined in the studio by Mike Bridenstine, and they’re talking about gentlemanly concepts, like fat girls and cookies. Patrick expresses his displeasure with his latest cookie purchase, the guys recap the NLO comedy show from last week, an…

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NLO 596: Dick Pics

2010-10-12

Patrick and Josh are joined in the studio by comedian and actor Jim Norton. Jim is in the studio talking about his experience working with Jay Leno, the differences between Los Angeles and New York comedy, prostitutes, and more. They also give their opini…

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NLO 595: Cathouses and Claw Hands

2010-10-07

This is the last show recorded in fabulous Las Vegas, and we’re graced by the presence of comedian Brian Mollica and the producer of his podcast, Tony. Tony is an Australian, and that is the least of his issues. He’s thirty years old, and he h…

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NLO 594: Buffet Sinners

2010-10-06

Patrick is still in Las Vegas wrapping up stand-up shows with Dan Gabriel. In this episode, Patrick talks to Dan about the how and when of masturbation. We’re talking the real naughty details, here. They also talk about being approached about being…

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NLO 593: Hash House

2010-10-01

Patrick is still in Sin City, and his old buddy Chef is in town hanging out as well. On this episode, Chef revisits NLO and talks about his bad luck at the poker table. Don’t worry, there isn’t any long, drawn out poker talk. They also talk ab…

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NLO 592: Concentration Camp

2010-09-30

Patrick is in Las Vegas with comedian Dan Gabriel. Patrick talks with Dan about the dangers and effects of coffee, married life, and more. The two talk about the passing of fellow comic Greg Giraldo, and also Robert Schimmel, and make some tasteful and ta…

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NLO 591: Heroes and Hookers

2010-09-24

Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh, who is fresh off a whore binge. And by whores, we don’t mean girls he has paid for sex, but rather just some random bitches he flew in from around the country for sex pleasures. What? I don’t know. Othe…

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NLO 590: Marathon July 2010 Part 5

2010-09-21

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening…

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NLO 589: Jobs and Jumps

2010-09-17

Patrick is in Hartford, CT making people laugh, but there’s still stuff coming in to your i-things. This show is for long-time listeners, as Patrick sits down with former-podcasting personality Ferg of AirFerg fame. The two discuss Ferg’s upco…

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NLO 588: Marathon July 2010 Part 4

2010-09-13

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening…

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NLO 587: Great Big Fat Person

2010-09-09

Patrick is joined by fellow comic Mike Bridenstine, and the two have just come from a less-than-stellar lunch experience with a waitress who couldn’t have cared less. They talk about growing up, middle school embarrassments, and even comment on a bi…

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NLO 586: Laugh Lounge

2010-09-06

Patrick is joined by comedian Matt Balaker, and their talking about comedy in Los Angeles. Matt books a long-running comedy room in Hollywood, and he’s giving our listeners an insight in to the business. You can watch his show live online – li…

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NLO 585: Death Sauce

2010-09-03

Jake is fresh off the plane from Brazil, and he is going to tell you all about it. He talks fast, so strap in. We also talk about a soldier in the army who is a fan, and what he hasn’t done for the show. Finally, Patrick tries some hot sauce sent in…

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NLO 584: Rusty Skipson

2010-08-31

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and filmmaker Dave Siegel. That’s right, kids – a real, live jew. We’re talking about how to get famous on YouTube, what not to do if you have cocaine in your purse, the oil spill, and who dese…

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NLO 583: Fat Surfer

2010-08-27

Patrick is back in Los Angeles, and Josh Denny joins him in the studio talking about things that have gone down in the past couple of weeks. There’s a big NLO show coming to L.A. in October, and Josh is taking up surfing. Yeah, that’s not a ty…

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NLO 582: Marathon July 2010 Part 3

2010-08-20

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re list…

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NLO 581: Make It Hip Hop

2010-08-17

Patrick is still out on the road, but the parade of new, original entertainment continues. Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh and comedian Al Jackson. Al is a comic that Patrick has worked with since back in the day in Florida, who now lives in New Y…

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NLO 580: Marathon July 2010 Part 2

2010-08-12

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re list…

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NLO 579: Cat Fancy

2010-08-09

Patrick is joined by Jake in the studio. Well, he was when this show was recorded over a week ago. Patrick is talking about getting a new cat, and it’s pretty much his cat-baby. What a weirdo. Anyway, it’s just another recorded show in the mix…

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NLO 578: Marathon July 2010 Part 1

2010-08-05

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re list…

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NLO 577: Beating AIDS

2010-08-03

Patrick is joined in the studio by Jake and comedian Theo Von. Theo stinks up the show with his putrid flatulence and swears he has an iPhone app that can rate his rancid emissions. We talk about comedy boot camps, the Discovery channel show The Colony, a…

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NLO 576: Hot Girls and Nerds

2010-07-29

Patrick is joined by comedian and Naughty Show creator Sam Tripoli to talk about social networking, Hollywood, and women having orgasms. Patrick gets the show kicked off uStream again, for something stupid, and the two comics argue about who the most prom…

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NLO 575: Egg Salad Sadness

2010-07-27

Patrick is mixing it up with Shelby Stockton, comedienne and spokeswoman for ladies everywhere. We’re all over on this one, covering topics ranging from horror movies to local Los Angeles eateries. Then, of course, the conversation turns personal an…

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NLO 574: Patrick Does Porn

2010-07-24

Patrick is joined in the studio by Tom Segura and comedian Ryan Sickler. Patrick and Tom convince Ryan that Patrick is a pornographer, and they make Ryan watch the prune brothers video. Patrick has to leave the show for a bathroom emergency, and then the…

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NLO 573: Jelli Beans

2010-07-22

Mike Bridenstine joins the hilarity today, and it seems like everything is coming up daisies. Until we get kicked off our live broadcast provider’s system for showing pornography on the show. New stories about fat people, flying donkeys and more mak…

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NLO 572: Flying Cars

2010-07-20

Patrick Garrity is in the studio, and we’re talking about everything from spider bites to rape video games. Yes, rape video games. Those Japanese people are so resourceful. They are so into kinky shit. We also take a look at the latest flying car, a…

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NLO 571: Fat Bill Gates

2010-07-18

Josh Denny and Collin are in the studio, and they’re giving Patrick the business. That doesn’t mean gay sex. Patrick is accused of being an ugly, unsexy, creepy half-bearded man. Callers call in an make the show better and worse, and we talk a…

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NLO 570: Sports and Spankings

2010-07-15

Todd Glass was supposed to come in to the studio, but he didn’t. But we still have a really great show for you. Patrick is joined by long-time friend Collin to talk about everything from poker to basketball. We examine Mel Gibson’s rants, and…

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NLO 569: Triple Rainbow

2010-07-10

Josh Denny is in the studio, and he’s listening to Patrick recap his recent experience on the set of worst movie ever, called Gay Terrorists. It’s about two terrorists that are gay, and the actors can’t act, and there’s no script,…

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NLO 568: Tweets and Twerps

2010-07-08

Patrick Garrity and Ricky Reyes are in the studio again, and this time we hit you with a powerhouse show that goes on for about 80 minutes. That’s right – we put in overtime to try to make you laugh. We talk about Twitter and social media, Leb…

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NLO 567: N Trouble

2010-07-04

This show might be the most racial one yet, between discussing the latest tirade by Mel Gibson, and a group of kids with Tourette syndrome that we think are full of bunk, the N word is flying around in this show. We also talk about people who stutter, and…

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NLO 566: Slumdog Muffintop

2010-07-01

Patrick is joined by some old friends from Florida, now living in Los Angeles – comedians Patrick Garrity and Ricky Reyes. They talk a bit about comedy, as comedians usually do in a room together, but also touch on relationship behavior for men, the…

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NLO 565: Manners

2010-06-29

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Darren Carter and Justin Worsham, and there isn’t a pause in the action. We go from talking about comedian-related trials and tribulations, to a news story about some kids who get reunited with their moth…

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NLO 564: Sex Retards

2010-06-26

If there’s one thing to take away from this show, it’s that Mike Bridenstine loves fat chicks. He’s in the studio, as is Jake Lloyd, and we’re talking about fat bitches, the best burgers in the Los Angeles area, girls who want to p…

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NLO 563: You Piece of Shit

2010-06-24

NLO favorite Tom Segura is in the studio, and Patrick can’t help but call him out for the pile of crap he is. Tom of course retorts by talking about what a piece of shit Patrick is, and the two laugh and laugh. Patrick gets his iPhone 4 delivered mi…

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NLO 562: Rap is Not Funny

2010-06-22

Patrick is joined in the studio once again by the lovely Shelby Stockton, and she is taking heap after heap of his shit. Patrick launches into a tirade on women, and Shelby calmly defends her gender. They talk about news stories, childhood issues, and tro…

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NLO 561: Fatshionista

2010-06-19

Josh Denny joins in on the hilarity today, and what a great show we have for you. We talk about all kinds of things, like a fat girl with a fat blog who can’t get over the fact that she’s a fat mess. And we also laugh at a man who thinks he ha…

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NLO 560: Flag Day

2010-06-17

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Jonny Loquasto – that’s right; a Jonny with no H in the name. Topics for today’s show include Shaquille O’Neal and his sordid past, racial humor, the Seattle cop that clocked a woman in t…

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NLO 697: APOS

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Tom Segura, America’s Piece of Shit, comedian, and all-around teddy bear, is in the studio talking about Patrick’s fat. Patrick is firing back by attacking Tom’s comedy. It’s two guys who just love tearing each other apart in order…

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NLO 696: Just Joshin

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Josh Denny is in the studio, and if you don’t like the sound of his voice, you may want to skip this show. He’s taking up the cause for Patrick, and he’s yelling and ranting a lot. He’s on fire though, and he has never been so funn…

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NLO 700: Ifft Factor

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NLO 699: Wet Dry

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Comedian Alli Breen joins Patrick in the studio and they’re talking about a lot of different things. A story about a girl filming her mother in the midst of an orgy sets off all kinds of discussions, including porn and masturbation, depression and r…

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NLO 698: Nice Bagels

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Comedian Flip Schultz is in the studio talking about an upcoming gig on a cruise opening up for KISS. What’s even better is that he is performing as Skippy Greene, his elderly alter-ego. Patrick tries to get Flip to make a prank phone call, but Flip…

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NLO 705: Family Matters

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NLO 704: Air Sick

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NLO 703: Shame Cake

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NLO 702: Stooped

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NLO 701: Pearl Jam Session

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NLO 707: PatrickSounds

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NLO 706: Bieber Fever

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NLO 709: Burrned

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NLO 708: Tummy Aches

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NLO 712: Luxor Hotbox

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NLO 711: Tobler Tales

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NLO 710: Gentlemen Funbags

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NLO 714: Chikfilatio

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NLO 713: Upsetting Jake

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NLO 717: Whales and Mermaids

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NLO 716: The Estate

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NLO 715: Platter Batter

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NLO 719: Chocolate Breath

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NLO 718: PatrickStarz

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NLO 720: Baburritos

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NLO 761: Lemon Whores

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Comedian DANNY LOBELL and intern JUDY are here there and everywhere. They detail Patrick’s new weight gain strategy, watch funny porn intros, and share their experiences auditioning for TV roles. There’s also a news story about a town taken ov…

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NLO 762: Treasure Trolled

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SEAN KLITZNER, world-famous actor, comedian and YouTube sensation, is back after a 6-month absence. He and Patrick talk about YouTube and the people who post comments, they cover a story about a woman attempting to marry a building, and Patrick gets troll…

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