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Episode 37,756,990.0342b-- Enter the world of Frighteepoohs

2013-01-20
Length: 1h 1m 27s


Problem: You're an entity that can only flourish and replicate in an environment with very specific temperature,humidity, and geographic perimeters,but you're physically unable to perform the necessary legwork to procure an exact locale within those boundaries. Solution:hijack a host's body that is capable of getting you what you need.That is exactly what one madman intended recently and we have lined up a special episode to deliver our audience the particulars of his maniacal stratagem of world domination.This show is a deviation from our usual format in that it is a reenactment rather than our paranormal newscast.Tonight our program comprises some unusual circumstances that arose in a little town here in the states. Tune in and get a taste of the seedy underworld of biological warfare by way of zombie-- In this the inaugural chapter of Frighteepoohs …

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Episode 36,954,081.00000000002000000001000 California Paranormal Goldrush:Five Across the eyes,Insectoidal global domination,12/21/12 bullshit,and underwater weirdos

2012-08-25
Length: 1h 17m 15s


Welcome fans to your favorite internet broadcast that is officially banned on at least 400,000 planets in the immediate galactic vicinity.Thank you for deciding on anesthetizing your intellect with our pseudo insight once again.In this episode our jeesh was on the left coast accumulating some dazzling certitude for their faithful.First off, our newly ousted ansible operator/ hoary official with eons of electronic experience (Billy Rios) prepared another mediocre obscure movie review that nobody will give a shit about. Next, our emcee Bruce Holland threw in a few homosexual whimpers here and there to spice things up.There was also a short-lived cameo by a cybernetic douche bag named Martin Caidin.Last, but not least, our resident kitty clouting buffoon and birdbrained automotive technician published some beastly illumination.Download the shit outta this fucker and we'll knock your fucking dicks in the dirt.Ooh yeah, there was another pubescent pussy-of-a-guest in attendance as well.He had some paranormal who gives a poop conte and his name was Xander Wiggin.Trust us, this show is as fun to listen to as it was producing. …

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Episode 35- Arkansas ( the ever-lovin' shithole) Wendigo, Purple Fuzz, Madison County

2012-07-15
Length: 1h 21m 1s


Welcome fans to Arkansas, the most monotonous piece of dirt in the contiguous United States. It was rather burdensome to dig up much on this humdrum shithole , but never fear!!! Shatplan rolled in and found some real gems for you so prepare yourself for an imaginative concoction of super-ordinary perfection. Ristopher, and his heart broken ass, bruited a doozy of cryptozoological proportions, while annoying us with matters of lost purple fuzz love. Rios was in dazzling attendance and delivered platinum in the form of a movie review. Last ,and certainly least, was Brucie's tale of otherworldly encounters. Thank you for listening and take heed as these a-holes make the best of a crappy stay in hicktown. Love ShatteredPlanet …

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Episode 34- Jumpin' Paranormal Borders

2012-05-20
Length: 1h 43m 1s


Well, once again we must beg your clemency for the dilatory nature of this episode. One of the hosts of your treasured transcendental transmission went all wisenheimer with Arizonan authorities and got the crew expatriated- to Mexico nonetheless!!! Lamentably this thwarted the usual alacritous distribution of our show, to this we cry pardon. If you do forgive us and listen, in spite of our effronterous laggardness, you are guaranteed to enjoy.This show was conducted around the Arizona/Mexican border and contains: Mexican alien abduction,La Llorona Underground Lizard folk, American ex-patriot smuggling, and a whole shitload more.OH yeah,the boys will be continuing their trek, alphabetically, across all 50 United States, next stop in Arkansas.They wanted me to thank you for your continued support earthling bitches. …

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Episode 33 million-707 covercast

2012-03-25
Length: 1h 33m 7s


Why hello earthling bitches!!!! First off,we apologize for the dilatory nature in the release of this episode. As you know, the boys are in the throws of their multi-state excursion resulting in delayed transfer of audio files to the production department."So what" you ask? Well, that means the people that assemble the show have nothing to assemble until the boys pass the audio onto us, so consequently, you fucks have to wait longer than usual to get your favorite paranormal podcast--so there you fuckers!! Goddamnit here it is!! In this show you will find Goblins shape-shifting into ethereal Ninja Baboons and then attacking school girls, breaking news from the Andromeda counsel,the Reed Family abductions, possessed Gypsy Dolls (minus members), and exceptional new NDEs from February.Thank you once again for allowing shatplan to damage the few good brain cells left residing in your cranium. P.S. Thank you B.G. and A.W. for your continued contribution to Shatplan. Without your tireless effort we would probably be a much better transmission-and indubitably more original. P.P.S The shatplan crew continues their quest to expose the underworld with the next stop in their journey being Arizona.Be sure to tune in. …

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Episode 32- Shatplan Goes Continental ( Alabama will never be the same)

2012-02-25
Length: 1h 6m 1s


Paranormal entities fled across the country and the soundslingers followed. You are about to witness the inaugural show in a long series that will change the face of the mystical world forever. The financial backer of ShatteredPlanet has commissioned your favorite crew of broadcasters to travel the country in pursuit of every purported preternatural disturbance that plagues its people. No subject spiritual, cryptozoological, conspiratorial, or otherwise will remained concealed by the time of the journey's culmination. Alabama was the primary destination in this grand investigational expedition, and boy was it superb!! This episode includes: canine murdering ectoplasm,sprinting robotic/bio alien hybrids, and nostalgia inspiring cinematic analysis. Thank you for for your continued advocacy and auscultation.This narrative is sure to please. …

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Episode 31,900,090- Backhand-- Mufon Loves Ya Baby!!!

2012-02-03
Length: 1h 1m 53s


HELLO EARTHLING BITCHES!!!! Boy has it been a while since your favorite mystical crapcast offered up anything worth while. Well, as the faithful know, the crew embarked on the live transmission trail last summer and things have gone fabulous. As a result, they aren't afforded investigative opportunities often, so when the chance rears its head, boy do they jump at it. Ristopher and Brucie left town on a quest of epic religious proportions-- i.e. the Tebow phenomenon, and Billy Backhand and a special guest popped into the studio to fill in. Rios had his mitts full with mediating, but when the dust settled, an epic was born. A ghost story, and a cute rate B movie review were in attendance to entertain you. Thank you for being a faithful listener all these years, this one won't let you down. P.S. OH yeah, go to shatteredplanetlive.podomatic.com to hear a recorded version of your favorite live paranormal podcast. P.P.S. We are working on a website @ shatteredplanet.com at the moment. We will be broadcasting live very soon there. Tentatively it will be bimonthly , but you know the assholes @ shatplan-- they work when they want to. …

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Episode 300,000,035 -New Years Eve Bash

2011-01-16
Length: 1h 15m 25s


What can we say? It has been an inordinately long time since we posted an episode-yes we received all of your e-mails too, by the way. Everyone at Shatplan would like to apologize for our respite and assure you that we'll be more prolific in the upcoming months. There are oodles of pretexts that we could shovel into your craniums, but we won't. To be honest, everyone kind of needed some rest and we took it-- so there earthling bitches. But guess what? You are here for a damn good reason, that reason isn't to hear us whine about last year. No, it's because we've published a new one, fuckers. In this episode the boys were at a local haunt to ring in the new year, and boy did they have fun. Along with injecting unsuspecting horny drunk broads with their s.t.d.'s they imparted a metaphysical medley. Ristopher began the show with a story of a spirit from down south of the border way. After that Rios exited his makeshift booth for a minute to impart a dandy of chimerical cryptid proportions.Before shaking his semen purse to the dance floor Brucie had one police woman's account of some supersonic silvery bipeds. Sure to entertain your earholes and your genitals alike, take a gander and tell a friend. We appreciate you listening and prepare yourself for a year filled with ShatteredPlanet broadcasting. Oh yeah, about the episode photo.It contains Brucie and Rios in masks, and Ristopher blasted out of his gourde on p.c.p. All got laid and the gene pool is worse of for it. Thank you. Love, The ShatPlan Crew P.S. Brucie is a rump ranger …

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Episode # 22,378,008 - Back In Action ( With Double K no less)

2010-09-26
Length: 1h 59m 7s


Did our fans really think that we were gone for good? Joke's on you then,suckaz! That is correct,the most adept crew of cryptic cops ever constructed has convened once more. This episode contains the following: a slamming interview with a jerk from Canada,stories of slittery beach beings, 80's t.v. theme show sing songs, and too much more to list. Take this one in with a loved one, it might get your genitals some attention.....Unless you are Double K, then it's a lost cause. We love you guys and we are glad to be back in action, and our offering to you is this poopy podcast. Yours Lovingly,Snowie Jim P.S. Hooked On Phonics worked for me …

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Episode # 21,080,819 The Crew Goes Churchie: Commune Living, O.O.B. Experience, Pure Evil

2010-03-21
Length: 54m 19s


Our lovable crew is sure to burn in Hades for this little abomination of a show. In theory this episode was set to be the kindest outing that ShatPlan had experienced to date- enter Snowie Jim!!! A bucolic milieu of brotherly fellowship invited our band of paranormal ne'er-do-well's to grace them with their presence in Texas;only God himself knows why.Just when the delicate commune seemingly proselytized our rapscallions to resign their sinful backgrounds for good, things went terribly wrong. Before all innocence was lost though, Ristopher delivered a radiant report of an out of body experience. Then Bruce gave tidings of pure evil in a devilish love story. What happened after is an effusion of saccharine sacrilege that one can't help but need a shower after hearing. Please don't hate us, it's a way of life, not a joke. …

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Christmas special

2009-01-05
Length: 1h 8m 33s


After all of the show's vicissitudes, and fans patronage despite them, ShatPlan couldn't help but be imbued with the holiday spirit this season.Consequently, the cast decided to convene this Christmas Eve to gift our faithful with paranormal tidbits and laughter. Enraptured with bewilderment the crew greeted a well known sleigh driving bigot dropped in to spread some yuletide cheer---concomitantly ,most of the alcohol on hand was consumed with yucks and insight proliferating in the wake of said inebriation .We feel we should forewarn you to grab eggnog and K.Y. in preparation of the earrape you are about to endure.This one is a real humdinger,so Merry holidays to you and enjoy this gift heartily ;earthling bitches. P.S.---- Save the nasty e-mails , Saint Nick told us to tell you to fuck off!!!! …

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