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Last update: 2011-11-22

Episode 34 - Lapping at the Shore

2011-11-22
Length: 32m 33s

Remember how your mother always told you that you looked like Tom Cruise? She was lying to Tom Cruise.

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Episode 33 - Gettin' Ugly

2011-11-15
Length: 32m 28s

If true love were a gift, it would be hastily wrapped in a newspaper.

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Episode 32 - The Clock of Cuckoo

2011-11-08
Length: 32m 40s

High up in the Alps lives a man named Steve. He hath brought upon the Earth a plague. This is it.

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Episode 31 - Better Than "The Good Son"

2011-11-01
Length: 33m 27s

It's gotta beat Macauly Culkin's 1993 P.O.S., right? We should hope so, or else our bookie is going to go to town on our knees.

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Episode 30 - Visit From a Little Birdy

2011-10-25
Length: 36m 25s

Now suitable for both adults and children assuming that both have been lobotomized! 

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Episode 29 - The Biscotti Line

2011-10-19
Length: 34m 22s

Officially endorsed by Herman Cain!

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Hello Earthlings EP

2011-10-14
Length: 9m 39s

Our very own James Bernardin has a new EP out today! Hello Earthlings is his debut album. It can be found on iTunes as well as

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Episode 28 - Gettin' Ready to Hibernate

2011-10-12
Length: 32m 28s

Following the collapse of the economy, two things happened that changed our lives forever: 1) Sandwiches no longer tasted good and 2) We banded together to become a superhero trio the likes of which hasn't been seen sinc…

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Episode 27 - This Bread We Shall Leaven

2011-10-04
Length: 25m 47s

You know what they say, "The quickest way to a man's heart attack is ingested trans fats." A special episode recorded live at Wendy's.

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Episode 26 - Hunger It Doth Inflict

2011-09-27
Length: 32m 1s

How do you talk to an angel? First things first, don't write her a shitty song.

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Episode 25 - The Margaritaville Jive

2011-09-22
Length: 32m 45s

Time travel and sandiwch making have one thing in common: Jimmy Buffett is integral to both.

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Episode 24 - Shuttin' the Door on Niels Bohr

2011-09-13
Length: 28m 13s

How many times must we tell you? The Earth does rotate around a giant tortoise.

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Episode 23 - The Lists of Me

2011-09-09
Length: 42m 44s

In Matt's abscence Jimmie and Michael decided to do the one thing he does best: make lists. Here are our lists for the Top 5 Shitheads, Top 5 Meals, and a Top 5 of our own choosing. Enjoy! This'll make up for th…

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Episode 22 - When Harry Met Lulu

2011-08-31
Length: 54m 53s

It's a very special uncut episode of Slights of the Roundtable and Matt and Michael interview their significant others! Get to the heart of why these gals put up with these neurotic fools. Hint: It's certainly not because they call them gals.

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Episode 21 - Sippin' On Gin & Juice

2011-08-23
Length: 28m 21s

Power Half-Hour.

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Episode 20 - Regular Cognoscenti

2011-08-17
Length: 34m 47s

You ever look in the mirror and realize you have incredibly feminine hips? That's probably what it feels like to date Hugh Jackman.

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Episode 19 - No Longer A Teen!

2011-08-11
Length: 34m 14s

Remember right before you turned 20 and had that 1/5 life crisis because you haven't done anything of any importance? That's our life.

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Episode 18 - Legal as a Bean

2011-08-03
Length: 34m 24s

My mother always told me to be nice to guests. To call them "Sir" or "Madam," or maybe even "Ma'am," but she never told me how to get one of them in the sack. Shame on her.

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Episode 17 - Digging Your Scene

2011-07-27
Length: 33m 32s

You know that time in college when you decided to experiment more? This is what would have happened if you kept doing that.

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Episode 16 - Cruisin' on Vaseline

2011-07-20
Length: 38m 8s

In life there are two things worth living for: financial gain at the emotional expense of others and soup.

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Episode 15 - Watch as the Young Stags Preen

2011-07-14
Length: 27m 29s

If there’s one thing we figured out this week it’s that we will all die in bean bag chair.

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Slights Episode 14 - For the Love of Martin Sheen

2011-06-29
Length: 29m 12s

Everything you were taught in school was wrong. That's not a rhombus.

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Episode 13: Filtered Through Baleen

2011-06-22
Length: 36m 33s

Shorts, Death Eaters, making love vs. making whoopee, cigarettes, diabetes, Judi Dench, Bristol Palin, and Judi Dench & Briston Palin are what Jimmie, Michael, and Matt all dreamt about in a shared dream where they c…

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Episode 12: In We Delve

2011-06-15
Length: 40m 8s


Episode 11: Keep it to a Seven

2011-06-10
Length: 36m 59s

Wieners, Weiner, word play, and some good old fashioned disagreement feature heavily in this episode. Babies, bears, and Rick Santorum! It's Episode 11: Keep it to a Seven on Slights of the Roundtable.

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Episode 10: Not These Guys Again

2011-06-01
Length: 39m 31s


Episode 9: Drunk on Wine

2011-05-25
Length: 27m 32s

Listen in for some jokes and conversation on what it means to be polite in a movie, thoughts on the rapture, and a defense of Dan Gorske, the world record-holder for most Big Macs eaten ina lifetime. It's Episode 9:

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Episode 8: Very Irate

2011-05-17
Length: 28m 33s

It's the weirdest episode yet as Jimmie, Matt, and Michael brings some jokes about Skype, Saturn, and sex addiction. It's Episode 8: Very Irate on Slights of the Roundtable!

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Episode 7: Bunny in Heaven

2011-05-10
Length: 31m 43s

Let's be clear. Matt, Michael, and Jimmie are not adults. You're listening to the proof of that. Childish debates and dumb decisions abound this week at the roundtable. It's episode 7: Bunny in Heaven on Slights of the R…

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Episode 6: Happy Sticks

2011-05-03
Length: 34m 8s

This week Michael, Matt, and Jimmie brew a sweet concoction made up of jokes, introspective talk, and not so introspective talk. Join them as they discuss their personal habits, why royals shouldn't get married in public…

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Episode 5: Limited Sex Drive

2011-04-26
Length: 23m 54s

At the Roundtable this week hear Jimmie, Michael, and Matt for some jokes about birds, talk about temping, and way more than you want to know about our sexual pasts. It's Episode 5: Limited Sex Drive on Slights of the Roundtable.

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Episode 4: Date du Jour

2011-04-18
Length: 40m 3s

Join Michael, Matt, and Jimmie as they gather to crack wise about online dating, what it's like to be fat, and on the virtues of moisturizing. It's Episode 4: Date du Jour on Slights of the Roundtable!

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Episode 3: Bear Jamboree

2011-04-11
Length: 40m 5s

 

Have you ever wanted to know exactly how we all feel about facial hair? Then this is the episode you have been waiting for! This week Michael, Matt, and Jimmie bring you some jabs at the Man, mentally handicapped kangaro…

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Episode 2: Superhero Glue

2011-04-04
Length: 31m 46s

Join Jimmie Bernardin, Michael Blomquist, and Matt Payton bring jokes about super glue, sailors, pigeons, and under age drinking to the Roundtable. Don't forget your sandwich! It's Episode 2: Superhero Glue!

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Episode 1: Gummy Bear Chew

2011-03-28
Length: 31m 24s

Jimmie Bernardin, Michael Blomquist, and Matt Payton, the knights of tomfoolery bring you some jokes about non-lethal shootings, white criminals, prison, and things that don't involve the penal system. Oh... and excessive gummy bear chewing. It's Episo…

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Slights of the Roundtable

A comedy podcast by three comedians who are doing comedy. Join Jimmie Bernardin, Michael Blomquist, and Matt Payton as they craft topical jokes and have a three-way stream of consciousness conversation. If you like news, witticisms, and three idiots doing anything to make you laugh, you'll love Slights of the Roundtable.

Slights of the Roundtable