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Last update: 2013-06-26

Matt's Minisode

2013-06-26
Length: 3s

We're as good at planning ahead as we are at blowing your minds with our jokes. 

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Episode 113 - Teeth Look Clean

2013-06-19
Length: 29s

We'll put your picture up on the wall with all the other children who belong there. 

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Episode 112 - Grab It By The Helve

2013-06-12
Length: 26s

And if someone tells you they never have, feel empathy for them before calling shenanigans. 

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Episode 111 - Slumber With Carl Levin

2013-06-05
Length: 43s

Megan dozes off a couple of times, so she stayed awake more often than the listeners do!

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Episode 110 - Feeling Quite Zen

2013-05-29
Length: 38s

You need something to listen to while driving to go score some dope for your mom. 

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Episode 109 - What You Can Get For A Dime

2013-05-22
Length: 29s

Don't feel too much shame afterward. We tolerate you and your scent. 

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Episode 108 - Marks We Hate

2013-05-15
Length: 33s

The pen is mightier than the sword but only if it's an ink gel. 

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Episode 107 - With Support from David Geffen

2013-05-08
Length: 32s

He signed us right after Guns 'N Roses and both of us kicked out Izzy Stradlin. 

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Episode 106 - To Be Hans Blix

2013-05-01
Length: 44s

Do you hear that wind wooshing and the birds chirping? We're opening for you!

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Episode 105 - We Go For The Hive

2013-04-24
Length: 29s

Two-thirds of the Slights crew come at you blowing smoke up each other's ass in ways that are unhealthy both physically and psychologically. Kind of like your suitcase. 

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Episode 104 - Channeling Art Corr

2013-04-17
Length: 7s

The full Slights crew will be back next week. In the meantime, listen to Matt tide you over with his soothing tones (he plays a tape of Al Gore reading Dr. Seuss).

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Episode 103 - First Goes The Guy From IT

2013-04-10
Length: 29s

You'll need to be escorted out of the building and someone will have to awkwardly bring you the tupperware you had that disappointing lasagne in. 

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Episode 102 - Shin Choo Soo

2013-04-04
Length: 23s

Baseball is back to bore you to tears all summer, as is Slights of the Roundtable. Happy April!

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Episode 101 - Still Not Done

2013-03-27
Length: 30s

It's your classic Slight episode. Now with fake boobs!

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Episode 100 - "No More!" They Thundered

2013-03-20
Length: 34s

It's our centenniel episode! Most of you thought we wouldn't make it this far. Sorry to disappoint.

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Episode 99 - She's a He and That's Fine

2013-03-13
Length: 28s

For the best summary of this episode you should google "Jerry O'Connell Kangaroo Jack."

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Episode 98 - Must Not Equate

2013-03-06
Length: 20s

If God can bring us the lightning so fast, then maybe he's not truly one of us. 

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Episode 97 - Man, We Just Gellin'

2013-02-26
Length: 30s

If you got foot problems then look not further than somehwere else. We're not podiatrists. We're podcasters.

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Episode 96 - Exiled From Cliques

2013-02-19
Length: 23s

Are there some good jokes and bouts of witty banter in this episode? I don't know, is the Pope Catholic? ... maybe?

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Episode 95 - Ball Deprive

2013-02-12
Length: 27s

This is the beginning of a beautiful frienship...and the end of a disappointing romance. 

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Episode 94 - Bulding Rapport

2013-02-05
Length: 28s

You know what they say, "If at first you don't succeed try, try to find something else." This is that something else.

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Episode 93 - Spoonin' With Bea

2013-01-30
Length: 25s

Cuddle up next to your favorite sitcom star and listen as we do a podcast version of Sartre's "No Exit."

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Episode 92 - Sound Effect Stew

2013-01-23
Length: 34s

Jimmie's dying from a new affliction. Michael is mindlessly eating on air. And Matt is flinging Zingers as if they were Twinkies. Eat up!

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Episode 91 - We Ain't Got No Buns, Hon

2013-01-15
Length: 30s

Isn't it funny that you still know all the words to this podcast because you memorized it in the 5th grade and still think it's hilarious? I didn't think so. 

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Episode 90 - Thank You, Kynedee

2013-01-08
Length: 31s

Kynedee is our beloved late squirrell. She passed on this morning. We honor her memory how we honored her life: with incomprehensible banter and hibernation.

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Episode 89 - The Jokes You'll Say Are... Fine

2012-12-18
Length: 48s

Our top ten jokes of the year are read with aplomb. Also we eat plums.

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Episode 88 - Jokes at a Spate

2012-12-12
Length: 36s

How many roads must a man walk down before he is called a man? However many roads it takes to induce puberty.

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Episode 87 - With No One Named Evan

2012-12-04
Length: 32s

Matt's out on his monthly werewolf prowls, so we picked up a hitchhiker. She tells a good joke and a pretty solid yarn, to boot!

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Episode 86 - Sponsored by Blicks

2012-11-27
Length: 26s

Get all your art supplies for your great art from Blick.

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Episode 85 - Jokes We Did Contrive

2012-11-20
Length: 31s

A pleasant discussion with absolutely zero dissenting opinions whatsoever.

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Episode 84 - Scandals & Bores

2012-11-14
Length: 25s

It's a scandalous week. We've bribed the higher ups to keep us on the air. So, you know... encourage that type of criminal activity and listen to the podcast.

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Episode 83 - From Sea to Shining (Oil Slicked) Sea

2012-11-06
Length: 31s

It's the end of the hard fought campaingn to get Slights of the Roundtable off the air. The bad news is it failed.

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Episode 82 - Tim Curry Was in Clue

2012-10-30
Length: 32s

Don't forget to fall back. Just make sure you're wearing body armor. Wordplay.

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Episode 81 - In Memory of Loc, Tone

2012-10-23
Length: 29s

Ever wondered what the benefits of going to a concert under the influence of some magical herbs? Then eat some of this pasta!

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Episode 80 - Chillin' With Ned Beatty

2012-10-16
Length: 47s

An epsiode so funny you'll be squealin' like a pig.

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Episode 79 - We Must Confine

2012-10-09
Length: 24s

There's one thing to be said about having guests over, which seems to be a bit limiting.

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Episode 78 - Three Men, Prostrate

2012-10-02
Length: 33s

Like "3 Men and A Baby" (Can you guess who the Gutenberg is?), but lazier it's Slight of the Roundtable!

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Episode 77 - Made in Yemen

2012-09-25
Length: 28s

Why won't the the window on this computer roll down?

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Epsiode 76 - Goo Goo Guitar Licks

2012-09-18
Length: 37s

This episode will make it move.

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Episode 75 - A Light to Test Drive

2012-09-11
Length: 32s

It's a return to form as the Slight's Crew finds its groove in more ways than one.

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Episode 74- The Boys Are Back For More

2012-09-04
Length: 38s

In true Slights fashion, this week marks one of the most lowly anticipated podcasting events ever! Get your ear pits ready for the  triumphant return of Matt and Michael! It’s been over a month since the guys left for the Fringe Festival, leaving Jimmie the podcast rains, which he has molested over and over again (which is legal as there is no law prohibiting podcast molestation, even though, as i’m sure Jimmie can attest, is a brutal and twisted from of molestation involving microphones and a whole mess of lube). 

In other words, we’re back. Plug in, hit play and realize the universe has been returned to its normal state of kayos.  

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Episode 73- Jingles and Glee

2012-08-16
Length: 11s

There are no words to describe this episode, however there are songs. No, not those songs. Just click play.


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Episode 72- Jimmie will do

2012-08-06
Length: 27s

The mold has been broken, and smashed into tiny Jimmie shaped pieces. Pieces that may or may not taste like peanut butter and stink axe body spray. This week on the show, it’s a full on Jimmie Bernardin take over. No one is safe, especially not your dog. Hide your kids, hide your wives, and get your earholes ready for a good old fashioned wet willy of a podcast.  

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Episode 71- Outer-space Fast Food Fun

2012-07-31
Length: 36s

Although Matt and Michael are gone, the rules still apply. Nonsensical ramblings leading into jokes about the news, with your pants off, followed by God herself (in a gucci tuxedo) working the soundboard, all while juggling live ammunition and pontificating on the nature of the universe. There’s also a gerbil in there somewhere. This week Jimmie is armed with special guests Amelia Zukowski and Drew Keers. They go deep on Olympics, the moon landing, and Michaels tendencies to wear colorful pants. Get weird and click play. 

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Episode 70- They Are Leaving Me

2012-07-26
Length: 27s

Listen to the last Slights Podcast EVER! maybe. but probably not

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Episode 68 - Two Can Wait

2012-07-17
Length: 34s

You'll get the look and smell of cotton candy but without the sticky piece of carboard that you have to take on the rollercoasters with you afterward. 

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Episode 67 - The Cult of Zevan

2012-07-11
Length: 26s

If you remember who Josh Lucas is then you'll probably love this epsisode... you should also think about getting a psychiatrist.

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Episode 66 - Given the Nix

2012-07-03
Length: 39s

A recent observation: Southern accents didn't exist outside of the South until The Blue Collar Comedy Tour was released.

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Episode 65 - Caught Off A Dive

2012-06-26
Length: 27s

Drew left a magical button that whisks us off to far off places. Lucky for you it wasn't your home.

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Episode 64 - Daddy, I Want More

2012-06-19
Length: 37s

Matt and Jimmie have a special guest with them and this time it wasn't at gunpoint. Thank god someone bought them a bowie knife!

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Episode 63 - Buried Under Scree

2012-06-12
Length: 33s

Think of it as tortue resistence exercises for the next time you're put in rendition.

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Episode 62 - Hey, I'm A Nerd, Too!

2012-06-05
Length: 29s

What makes a nerd? Outside of making bootleg podcasts in your bedroom, that is.

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Episode 34 - Lapping at the Shore

2011-11-22
Length: 32m 33s

Remember how your mother always told you that you looked like Tom Cruise? She was lying to Tom Cruise.

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Episode 33 - Gettin' Ugly

2011-11-15
Length: 32m 28s

If true love were a gift, it would be hastily wrapped in a newspaper.

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Episode 32 - The Clock of Cuckoo

2011-11-08
Length: 32m 40s

High up in the Alps lives a man named Steve. He hath brought upon the Earth a plague. This is it.

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Episode 31 - Better Than "The Good Son"

2011-11-01
Length: 33m 27s

It's gotta beat Macauly Culkin's 1993 P.O.S., right? We should hope so, or else our bookie is going to go to town on our knees.

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Episode 30 - Visit From a Little Birdy

2011-10-25
Length: 36m 25s

Now suitable for both adults and children assuming that both have been lobotomized! 

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Episode 29 - The Biscotti Line

2011-10-19
Length: 34m 22s

Officially endorsed by Herman Cain!

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Hello Earthlings EP

2011-10-14
Length: 9m 39s

Our very own James Bernardin has a new EP out today! Hello Earthlings is his debut album. It can be found on iTunes as well as

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Episode 28 - Gettin' Ready to Hibernate

2011-10-12
Length: 32m 28s

Following the collapse of the economy, two things happened that changed our lives forever: 1) Sandwiches no longer tasted good and 2) We banded together to become a superhero trio the likes of which hasn't been seen sinc…

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Episode 27 - This Bread We Shall Leaven

2011-10-04
Length: 25m 47s

You know what they say, "The quickest way to a man's heart attack is ingested trans fats." A special episode recorded live at Wendy's.

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Episode 26 - Hunger It Doth Inflict

2011-09-27
Length: 32m 1s

How do you talk to an angel? First things first, don't write her a shitty song.

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Episode 25 - The Margaritaville Jive

2011-09-22
Length: 32m 45s

Time travel and sandiwch making have one thing in common: Jimmy Buffett is integral to both.

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Episode 24 - Shuttin' the Door on Niels Bohr

2011-09-13
Length: 28m 13s

How many times must we tell you? The Earth does rotate around a giant tortoise.

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Episode 23 - The Lists of Me

2011-09-09
Length: 42m 44s

In Matt's abscence Jimmie and Michael decided to do the one thing he does best: make lists. Here are our lists for the Top 5 Shitheads, Top 5 Meals, and a Top 5 of our own choosing. Enjoy! This'll make up for th…

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Episode 22 - When Harry Met Lulu

2011-08-31
Length: 54m 53s

It's a very special uncut episode of Slights of the Roundtable and Matt and Michael interview their significant others! Get to the heart of why these gals put up with these neurotic fools. Hint: It's certainly not because they call them gals.

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Episode 21 - Sippin' On Gin & Juice

2011-08-23
Length: 28m 21s

Power Half-Hour.

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Episode 20 - Regular Cognoscenti

2011-08-17
Length: 34m 47s

You ever look in the mirror and realize you have incredibly feminine hips? That's probably what it feels like to date Hugh Jackman.

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Episode 19 - No Longer A Teen!

2011-08-11
Length: 34m 14s

Remember right before you turned 20 and had that 1/5 life crisis because you haven't done anything of any importance? That's our life.

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Episode 18 - Legal as a Bean

2011-08-03
Length: 34m 24s

My mother always told me to be nice to guests. To call them "Sir" or "Madam," or maybe even "Ma'am," but she never told me how to get one of them in the sack. Shame on her.

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Episode 17 - Digging Your Scene

2011-07-27
Length: 33m 32s

You know that time in college when you decided to experiment more? This is what would have happened if you kept doing that.

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Episode 16 - Cruisin' on Vaseline

2011-07-20
Length: 38m 8s

In life there are two things worth living for: financial gain at the emotional expense of others and soup.

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Episode 15 - Watch as the Young Stags Preen

2011-07-14
Length: 27m 29s

If there’s one thing we figured out this week it’s that we will all die in bean bag chair.

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Slights Episode 14 - For the Love of Martin Sheen

2011-06-29
Length: 29m 12s

Everything you were taught in school was wrong. That's not a rhombus.

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Episode 13: Filtered Through Baleen

2011-06-22
Length: 36m 33s

Shorts, Death Eaters, making love vs. making whoopee, cigarettes, diabetes, Judi Dench, Bristol Palin, and Judi Dench & Briston Palin are what Jimmie, Michael, and Matt all dreamt about in a shared dream where they c…

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Episode 12: In We Delve

2011-06-15
Length: 40m 8s


Episode 11: Keep it to a Seven

2011-06-10
Length: 36m 59s

Wieners, Weiner, word play, and some good old fashioned disagreement feature heavily in this episode. Babies, bears, and Rick Santorum! It's Episode 11: Keep it to a Seven on Slights of the Roundtable.

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Episode 10: Not These Guys Again

2011-06-01
Length: 39m 31s


Episode 9: Drunk on Wine

2011-05-25
Length: 27m 32s

Listen in for some jokes and conversation on what it means to be polite in a movie, thoughts on the rapture, and a defense of Dan Gorske, the world record-holder for most Big Macs eaten ina lifetime. It's Episode 9:

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Episode 8: Very Irate

2011-05-17
Length: 28m 33s

It's the weirdest episode yet as Jimmie, Matt, and Michael brings some jokes about Skype, Saturn, and sex addiction. It's Episode 8: Very Irate on Slights of the Roundtable!

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Episode 7: Bunny in Heaven

2011-05-10
Length: 31m 43s

Let's be clear. Matt, Michael, and Jimmie are not adults. You're listening to the proof of that. Childish debates and dumb decisions abound this week at the roundtable. It's episode 7: Bunny in Heaven on Slights of the R…

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Episode 6: Happy Sticks

2011-05-03
Length: 34m 8s

This week Michael, Matt, and Jimmie brew a sweet concoction made up of jokes, introspective talk, and not so introspective talk. Join them as they discuss their personal habits, why royals shouldn't get married in public…

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Episode 5: Limited Sex Drive

2011-04-26
Length: 23m 54s

At the Roundtable this week hear Jimmie, Michael, and Matt for some jokes about birds, talk about temping, and way more than you want to know about our sexual pasts. It's Episode 5: Limited Sex Drive on Slights of the Roundtable.

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Episode 4: Date du Jour

2011-04-18
Length: 40m 3s

Join Michael, Matt, and Jimmie as they gather to crack wise about online dating, what it's like to be fat, and on the virtues of moisturizing. It's Episode 4: Date du Jour on Slights of the Roundtable!

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Episode 3: Bear Jamboree

2011-04-11
Length: 40m 5s

 

Have you ever wanted to know exactly how we all feel about facial hair? Then this is the episode you have been waiting for! This week Michael, Matt, and Jimmie bring you some jabs at the Man, mentally handicapped kangaro…

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Episode 2: Superhero Glue

2011-04-04
Length: 31m 46s

Join Jimmie Bernardin, Michael Blomquist, and Matt Payton bring jokes about super glue, sailors, pigeons, and under age drinking to the Roundtable. Don't forget your sandwich! It's Episode 2: Superhero Glue!

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Episode 1: Gummy Bear Chew

2011-03-28
Length: 31m 24s

Jimmie Bernardin, Michael Blomquist, and Matt Payton, the knights of tomfoolery bring you some jokes about non-lethal shootings, white criminals, prison, and things that don't involve the penal system. Oh... and excessive gummy bear chewing. It's Episo…

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Slights of the Roundtable

A comedy podcast by three comedians who are doing comedy. Join Jimmie Bernardin, Michael Blomquist, and Matt Payton as they craft topical jokes and have a three-way stream of consciousness conversation. If you like news, witticisms, and three idiots doing anything to make you laugh, you'll love Slights of the Roundtable.

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