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The Fast and the Furious (1955) - No Relation

2015-03-30 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

In one of Roger Corman's first films, one guy gets framed for manslaughter (as best as we can guess) and must steal a Jag and a lady to escape to Mexico. He somehow ends up getting sidetracked by entering into an auto race and by falling in love with said stolen lady. Zowie!

Well, this movie stinks. It's not worth your time at all. Its painfully boring all while trying to be super sophisticated and smart. It's neither of those things. The plot is not very flushed out and the series of events that happen to put the main guy (Frank Webster) on the path to the end are dubious at best. There's far too many things that just don't make any sense and kind of need to, even going by bad movie fan standards.

And for those of you hoping that there might be some ancient secret living in this movie that ties together to the current Fast franchise, well sorry to dash your hopes. The title and that they center around people driving cars is about the best you can do. Steer clear here (get it?)!

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Prelude to The Fast and the Furious (1955)

2015-03-27 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 32s

Brought to you by Fast and Furious 74, in the future the Fast crew cast is completely replaced by robots, except Kurt Russell.

This week we travel back in time to 1955 to watch the Roger Corman classic, The Fast and the Furious. What's the tie-in to the current franchise? It appears to be a film about a car guy so maybe they are related?

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Year 1: Year in Review: Part 1

2015-03-23 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 58s

If you listen to just 1 episode of Stinker Madness this year, it needs to be this one (oh and part 2).

Its been an entire year of Stinker Madness and we put this extra special episode together in honor of the occasion. It's the Top Ten Bad Movies we saw in the last year. Each of us put down our favorites and we each recap what we loved about them. These are the films that cannot be missed. We highly recommend any movie fan to sit down with any of these films. We dare you to not like them. Dare! Dare!

In part 1, we each go through numbers 10 through 5.

Jackie's 10 though 5 Best Bad Movies

10. The Wicker Man

9. Deadly Prey

8. The Vineyard

7. Soultaker

6. Dead Heat

5. Winter's Tale

Sam's 10 though 5 Best Bad Movies

10. Young Warriors

9. Never Too Young Too Die

8. Malibu Express

7. Hell Squad

6. Deathrace 2000

5. The Man from Hong Kong

Justins's 10 though 5 Best Bad Movies

10. Teen Witch

9. No Holds Barred

8. Dead Heat

7. Ninja III: The Domination

6. The Beastmaster

5. Machete

Thanks for listening to us over the last year and we look forward to the next year of stinkers.

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Xanadu - A Microcosm of Itself

2015-03-16 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

We dare to tackle 1980's danceical/musical/drama/romance/comedy/disaster that is Xanadu. We all know the story. Its that old tale of an artist that has no talent or motivation or confidence meets a magical roller skating deity that gives him the ability to meet a guy who has all the money and to woo him into investing several millions of dollars into building a roller-skating club/disco. You know that old tale.

Lets get straight to the mustard. This movie stinks. Its one of the worst ideas ever created. Let's take a the above idea, write a script that is 3 pages long, take a current hot "talent" who is mediocre at singing, dancing, and acting, intentionally put in bad special effects and throw in Gene Kelly just so you can feel bad for him. Xanadu is not so much a train wreck and more of a genocide of puppies. You really want to take your eyes off it.

Don't waste your time with Xanadu.

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Prelude to Xanadu

2015-03-13 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 38s

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Jackie picks one of the all time well known worst musicals of all time, 1981's Xanadu. Its part of the pantheon of terrible roller skating movies with Skatetown USA, Roller Boogie and Solar Babies. Does it stack up to the other three?

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2 Movies for the Price of 1 - The Delta Force

2015-03-09 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Part 2 of Karl's Inaction in Action series, we look at Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin in the Cannon Group's The Delta Force. It's part best hijacking movie ever and then part iconic Chuck Norris ridiculous action. Sometimes you in suspense and then other times your slapping your head in how preposterous it is.

So in review, this is a mega must-view movie. It's got all the things a fan of bad movies goes for and we recommend it. Just be warned about the first 100 minutes being bullet free.

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Prelude to The Delta Force

2015-03-06 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 35s

Brought to you by The Delta Force 4: Phoentigeddon

It's time to pack up the dune buggies and the motorcycles with rocket launchers and prepare for part 2 of "Karl's Inaction in Action" trilogy started by Hell Squad and finishing with Megaforce.

This time it's Chuck Norris & Lee Marvin (his last film) vs The Middle East as Cannon Films makes their 4th appearance on Stinker Madness. Golan himself directed this nugget. Which Chuck Norris will we get? Bearded, Mulleted, or Clean Cut?

Streaming Do's and Don'ts The Town that Dreaded Sundown (2014) Full Moon High Robocop 2 Robocop 3

Jackie's Rant - assorted trivia questions

and a brief tribute to Leonard Nimoy because everyone else is doing it.

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It's Kitty Litter - Catwoman

2015-03-02 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Episode audio warning: there is a weird bumping the mic sound for the first 20 minutes of this episode. We completely apologize but we can't fix it. Its annoying and I hate it and want it to die but we can't fix it.

We are just going to say right out the gate that Catwoman sucks. It's awful. Pure garbage and terrible film-making. It very well may be the worst made movie that we have viewed on this podcast. This belongs in the bottom 20 on IMDB. Blech.

This is an atrocious pile of trash and at no point should it be viewed by mankind.

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Prelude to Catwoman

2015-02-27 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 38s

Brought to you by Dogman! Left in a pet store by his family, one man fights crime with all the powers of a domesticated dog.

This week, we follow up Gigli with one of the two films that Halle Berry chose to make instead, and then went on to win a Razzie for her performance. The film also won Worst Picture, Worst Director and Worst Screenplay in the 2005 Golden Raspberries. We have high hopes for this one as it could be another bad movie sleeper that got lumped in with comic book movies like "Punisher: War Zone."

Streaming Do's and Don'ts

Whoops we didn't watch a single movie that we can put on our list for this week. Sorry.

Instead we are doing recap of each Saturday Night Live movie in honor of the 40th Anniversary. We take each movie and average the Rotten Tomatoes score and the IMDB user rating to find out the best and the worst of the 12 films.

New Segment - Pop Quiz, Hot Shot!

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It's Turkey Time! - Gigli

2015-02-23 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

The Razzie sweeping film chock full of idiots, invades! We get Bennifer all over the place and its icky. This film currently (as of Feb. 2015) sits at #71 on the IMDB Bottom 100, so is it the as bad as it's setup or is it just Bennifer backlash?

The plot concept of the film is that one low level mafia guy (whose job is to make phone calls and hang out at restaurants) hires two other lower level mafia guys (Affleck and JLO) to kidnap and babysit a mentally handicapped teen brother, Brian, of a federal prosecutor. The hope is that this federal prosecutor will back off of the head mafia guy (Al Pacino). This plot is the first flaw with Gigli as it is completely dumb. Its revealed later that even Al Pacino's character thinks this was a terrible plan as it wouldn't work so therefore its just best to get rid of Brian and pretend like nothing happened....so there is no plot then?

This is not good but there is a certain level of charm to it. It's easily riffable, moves very fast for a 2 hour film and at no point are you ever bored. There is very little technically wrong with the film. It's just a terrible story with terribly dumb characters. But there's lots of very memorable moments ("Suck-my-dick-dot-com", "I would do you big time" and "Turkey Time, Gobble, Gobble" for example) and we all liked it and recommend it.

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Prelude to Gigli

2015-02-20 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

Brought to you by Larry Gigli's "The Hits Keep Coming" Hitman Services....sorta.

Gigli won MANY Razzie awards including Worst Picture. It sits at #71 on the IMDB Bottom 100. So we thought we'd give it a go. The plot seems awesome so we're pretty excited. Can it be THAT bad or was its poor reception be caused by "Beniffer" backlash?

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If you were going to remake The Beastmaster, who would you cast as Dar (Marc Singer), Kiri (Tanya Roberts), Maax (Rip Torn), and Seth (John Amos)?

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We've finally found the WMDs! Hell Squad

2015-02-16 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Take 1 kidnapped diplomat's son, a country that only has bad guys in it, one guy how is a bit of a dick, 9 strippers, shake and stir and you've got Hell Squad. We aren't really sure what this movie is (other than ridiculous), is it a comedy or action movie?

The story is so dumb that I can only figure that its supposed to be a joke, but its presented in such a manner that makes it seem like its a solid premise for an action movie. However, jokes abound that may or may not be funny in the film. One lady can't use a rifle because he boobs are too big, there's a water shortage in Karajan so the girls all have to use the bath tub at once (and everyday) and spoiler alert - there's a Scooby-Doo ending.

With that all said, Hell Squad is a really good time and a very underrated bad movie. It's inept film-making at its best with a completely ridiculous story and presentation. You can watch it twice in a row because of how much laughing at it you'll do the first time around. We recommend it greatly.

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Prelude to Hell Squad

2015-02-13 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

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It's Sam's week to pick a movie and he's got Hell Squad on deck. Looks like a bunch of strippers become mercenaries and save the world or something. We've also got a special guest coming for the full episode and he says this is one of his favorite bad movies so hopes are high we can hit another home run with finding a great bad movie.

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Why aren't there more dongs in movies?

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An unstoppable killing machine wins our hearts - Deadly Prey

2015-02-09 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Here's the deal...this movie rules. Period. It has instantly gone into our Hall of Fame because it does everything right in both good storytelling and horrendously terrible film-making. It is as good to watch as any "good" movie and is only topped by the very creme of the crap in bad movies. There may only be a handful of movies better to view than Deadly Prey and we couldn't argue with anyone if they put it at the top of their list. It's that good.

So we rarely say this, but stop what you are doing - don't listen to this podcast episode, go watch Deadly Prey and then come back. Nothing is more important to you right now. Trust us.

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Prelude to Deadly Prey

2015-02-07 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 29s

Brought to you by Cutoffs and Mullets. Do you love white-trash reality shows? Then you'll love the newest reality show to hit TLC!

David A. Prior brings to us his brother Ted, with one of the best hair-dos ever to make the big time. It's another possible "Hall of Fame" candidate that has a series of "10 star" user reviews on IMDB. This thing better deliver because it looks like its going to.

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If you are a super rich hunting afficionado, and you could hunt anything from any movie, what would it be?

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Lady Invasion Shitholeistan - Mercenaries

2015-02-02 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Cynthia Rothrock builds a team of elite tough gals made up of Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken, Vivica A. Fox, and Nicole Bilderback to take down a broad-shouldered Brigitte Nielsen who is hell bent on being the CEO of a bad-guy factory. With the power of plot convenience and inept villains, the team invade "The Citadel" to spring the kidnapped First Daughter and maybe some sex slaves.

So as a whole, it's a unexpectedly decent action movie. It's silly and hooky here and there but executes its goals well especially with Christopher Olen Ray's directing. He honors his father well and we hope to see more from him in the future.

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Prelude to Mercenaries

2015-01-30 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 32s

This week we are turning to Netflix for the Christopher Olen Ray action lady team-up Mercenaries (Netflix Link), starring Cynthia Rothrock, Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken, Vivica A. Fox, Bridgitte Nielsen and Nicole Bilderback. It's an Asylum film so we are a little nervous about it...

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Gymnastics can't defeat a monster shrouded in farts - Beowulf

2015-01-26 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Christopher Lambert (the T is silent apparently) dons the role of Beowulf and defends an outpost from Grendel, one of the "damned" who is a monster surrounded by a fart cloud, and his super horny mother. To defeat this evil duo, Beowulf must use his endless array of MI6-like weapon/gadgets and a series of flips and hand-springs. How many denizens of the outpost will survive before Beowulf gets the job done (spoiler alert - just 1)?

We loved Beowulf. It is soooo dumb in the good way. The movie keeps moving at all times, with one laughable sequence after another. Its one of the most riffable movies we've seen recently and we highly recommend it. Not Hall of Fame material but a good effort.

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Prelude to Beowulf

2015-01-23 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 34s

This week we prepare ourselves for the 1999 version of the classic poem with Christopher Lambert as the title character. Things to watch out for: How many back flips over the camera, how many times Lambert can't see anything, and how many times he cares too much. The movie is currently on Netflix so check it out and come back when we review the movie in full.

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What does "Best Picture" mean to you? What things do you look for in a film to make you think it should win "Best Picture"?

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One Crazy Mullet VS Not Chuck Norris VS Everyone Else - Undefeatable

2015-01-19 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Godfrey Ho or one of his 1000 other aliases, directs this stunning look into one man's child neglect issues and the subsequent internal conflicts that come about....mainly crazy mullet painting, eyeball collecting, insane kung fu fights and taking your shirt off.

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Prelude to Undefeatable

2015-01-16 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 37s

Brought to you by Scripts R' Us - the only spot to get a movie script when you have absolutely no writing talent.

This episode, we prepare for what has been heralded as the most awesome thing ever, the Godfrey Ho YouTube sensation that is Undefeatable. From what we know there is lots of bad kung fu, some ridiculous stunts, an epic mullet, and the "best fight scene of all time", according to many movie reviewers. We have high hopes that this will be a new entry in the Bad Movie Hall of Fame.

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2014 SMABFAs (Stinker Madness 2014 Movie Awards)

2015-01-09 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 53s

The votes have been tallied and the envelopes have been sealed. The competition will be fierce. Who will win for the Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-Making Awards for 2014?

The Categories are: Best Bad Picture Best Bad Actor Best Bad Actress Worst Bad Picture MST3K Most Riffable Award The leaders in nominations: Noah - 6 nominations A Winter's Tale - 5 nominations Sabotage - 5 nominations Left Behind - 5 nominations Godzilla - 4 nominations Expendables 3 - 3 nominations Vampire Academy - 3 nominations Pompeii - 3 nominations Hercules - 3 nominations Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - 3 nominations 3 Days to Kill - 2 nominations Drive Hard - 2 nominations Rage - 2 nominations

See the Full List of Nominations

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Tumbling and bugs in your hair will make you a star - Girls Just Want to Have Fun

2015-01-05 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt remind us why the 80's should stay dead in this zaniest, craziest, wildest, freshest, bubblegum romp. Sarah Jessica Parker plays Laney, a girl who just wants to dance, and Helen Hunt plays Lynne who just wants to put weird stuff in her hair (lobsters, grasshoppers, dinosaurs, etc...). But the pair are thwarted by the reality of life and the harshness of societal norms (like jobs and school).

The movie is the 80's in a can of pepper spray applied directly to the head. Everything is pink. Everything. Fine. Everyone has atrocious fashion sense. Fine. The music is awful princess pop. Fine. If you can get past those things there's still more non-decade specific problems that this movie suffers from (and rewards with).

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Prelude to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

2015-01-02 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

Presented by "Boys Just Want To Do Nothing". Girls can keep their fun.

We prepare for the 80's in a nutshell with Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker as they dance their way to fame and fashion. Dance TV will never be the same.

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Men in sewers with axes need to get more organized - Cobra

2014-12-29 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Stallone makes his 4th appearance on our show as he teams up with Golan and Globus (who make their third appearance) for the "one tough cop" showcase that is Cobra. Marion Cobretti has to protect a key witness that can identify the Nightslasher, who isn't just a raving murderer as his name would suggest; he's also the head of a criminal organization that wants to take over the world. How about that?

We all quite like Cobra and would give it a recommendation. If you enjoy any type of action films with badassery in it, this is a must do for you.

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Prelude to Cobra

2014-12-26 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 36s

Presented by Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, because one Cobra isn't enough.

Its time for us to give ol' Sly Stallone another go (for the fourth time) as he teams up with Golan and Globus for Cobra. One tough cop must teach some bad guys a lesson...or something.

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Hollywood Trickery or going to a movie and you are lied to about it.

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Zero Ratings Need to Be Allowed on IMDB - The Star Wars Holiday Special

2014-12-15 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Prepare to have your childhood dreams shattered! There's a reason the Star Wars Holiday Special has been buried and left to bootlegs as the only avenue to its viewing. It's terrible. Birdemic is a better film. We kid you not.

The entire "concept" (I can't call it a story) is that Life Day is being celebrated on Kashyyk, the Wookie homeworld and Chewbacca is trying to get back to his family to spend the day with them. But that pesky Empire won't go away (even though their Death Star just go sploded) and tries to prevent the Millennium Falcon from reaching Kashyyk (or Kashook, depending on who is talking). Meanwhile at Chewbacca's house, the Empire has decreed to raid all homes and look for evidence of Rebel Alliance affiliations. When put that way it sounds like it might be ok right? Wrong.

Watch at your own risk!

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15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl

Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!

Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa Claus

Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Don't Open Til Christmas

If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Jingle All the Way

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Prelude to Star Wars Holiday Special

2014-12-12 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 35s

Watch the Original CBS Bumper and Intro!

Brought to you by the Star Wars Prequels Awesome Editions - the way we would have made them (hint = more Splosions!)

Justin's Christmas wish is about to come true as we all prepare to view a film so notorious even the filmmakers tried to block everyone from every viewing it. With every single major cast member from Star Wars Episode IV plus singing and dancing (is that Bea Arthur and Heady Lamar? (That's HEADLY!)) this has got to be the greatest moment of our 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies pod/vid crawl.

15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl

Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!

Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa With Muscles

Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Elves

If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Silent Night Deadly Night 2

The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Black Christmas

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He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special

2014-12-08 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 50s

Two Earth children get swept away to the magical Christmas planet of Eternia, where no one knows what they are talking about, get kidnapped, get kidnapped by someone else, get imprisoned, get kidnapped again by someone else, crash land in a space ship, almost freeze to death, almost get eaten by a snow beast, and get sucked up by a tractor beam for kidnapping purposes.

Along the way they teach the entire Eternia gang (including Skeletor) about Christmas. Skeletor learns that it's ok to be nice to people one day a year and we learn that robots that transform into other things are inherently evil and that we shouldn't buy them. Thankfully this movie is only 44 minutes long....

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15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl

Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!

Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa With Muscles

Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Elves

If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Silent Night Deadly Night 2

The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Black Christmas

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Prelude to He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special

2014-12-05 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 34s

Week 2 of the #15BadXmasMovies pod/vidcrawl gets going as we pull our sword out, get "The Power" and attempt to enjoy the holidays with He-Man and She-Ra. Remember them from Episode 1?! Well they are back and Skeletor has an itchin' for some sweet Christmas loot...in the form of two Earth children who get teleported to Eternia. Hiyo Silver! I mean, I HAVE THE POWER!

Also be sure to check out our 2014 Holiday Buying Guide for Bad Movie Lovers. 11 Great Xmas ideas for the movie lover in your family.

15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl

Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!

Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 12nd – Santa with Muscles

Dark Corners - Releasing December 16th – Don't Open til Christmas

If We Made It - Releasing December 10th – Silent Night Deadly Night 2

The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 12th – Black Christmas (2006)

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A child murders 4 adults and laughs about it - Home Alone 3

2014-12-01 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

We kick off the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies pod/vidcrawl with the non-Culkin theatrical Home Alone. This time its not even a Christmas movie (or is it?). A kid kinda gets left at Home Alone (he's got the chicken pox) and unintentionally inherits a chip that can render missiles invisible to radar. Four super espionage thugs seek to get the chip back and "hilarity" ensues when Alex Pruitt (the kid) sets them on a path to pain via Rube-Goldberg devices.

So this movie strangely takes place beginning on Jan 8th and best as we can determine ends on Jan 14th. Yet everyone in this movie still has Christmas decor everywhere and is mentioned frequently. Why can't this have taken place during Christmas?!? We couldn't figure that out. But as is tradition in these movies, the protagonist is a precocious little scamp who is smarter than any adult and loves to inflict pain on bad guys. He also is a murderous little butthole because all 4 of the bad guys would have died at the hands of his death traps (in reality). Instead they just get lots of nether region calamity (i.e. exploding pants, butt electrocuted, and the bat to the gonads) and sore heads (plenty of head bonking and things falling on them).

Its dumb and not funny but that can be expected. So knowing what you are going to get when you watch it makes it not unviewable but one we say you want to stay away from.

Individual Ratings:

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Prelude to Home Alone 3

2014-11-28 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 31s

We start off the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies with the last of the theatrical Home Alones. Jackie gives us her rant about movie births and why they suck.

Streaming Dos and Don'ts

Snowpiercer DeepStar Six Hard Rain Lawless

Follow the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies

Misan[trope]y – misantropey.com

Releasing December 5th – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Dark Corners - www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EF2D18AD0AB7504

Releasing December 9nd – Elves

If We Made It – ifwemadit.blogspot.com

Releasing December 3rd – Ernest Saves Christmas

The JT Movie Podcast - jtmoviepodcast.wordpress.com

Releasing December 5th – Jack Frost

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The Feel Good Comedy Hit of the Year - The Wicker Man

2014-11-24 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Nic Cage delivers one of the finest bad performances of all time in a movie whose plot isn't even a thing (bee crops?) all for the sake of the dumbest evil plan of all time. The Wicker Man serves as a shining example of why we do what we do, to find these movies that are so over the top awesome that you can't help but love them despite how terrible they are.

Nic Cage plays a California highway patrol man/super detective who gets imformed that his ex-fiancee's daughter is missing and that he must come to the island of Summersisle in Washington to find her. Little does he know that this island has many many mysteries. He ends up being the focal point in a plot to restore the islands unsuccessful honey crop (because they angered the bee gods or something) and so now the island needs a sacrifice to restore their ability to grow honey....uh what?

There are so many epic moments of sheer stupidity and horrible dialogue with even worse delivery that this movie is a complete must see for every bad movie lover out there.

Individual Ratings:

Over the top action:
Cheesy effects:
Horrendous acting:
Laugh-out-loud-ability:
Ridiculous stunts:
Gratuitous nudity:
Memorable one-liners:

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Bad Movie Quality:

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Prelude to The Wicker Man

2014-11-21 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 34s

We get set for Academy Award winning Nic Cage to make his second appearance on the show in the 2006 thriller "The Wicker Man". And this show is all about Mr. Ex Coppola with the commercial and improv featuring guest appearance from the Ghost Rider himself.

It is also HIGHLY recommended to check out the 3 Minute Wicker Man video if you haven't seen this movie or don't have access to the whole film.

Three Minute Wicker Man

Streaming Do's and Don'ts:

The Explorers Endangered Species 3 Days to Kill Dead Heat

Jackie's Rant:

Actors/Actresses who went away and came back but should have stayed gone.

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Watch a man commit career suicide - The Love Guru

2014-11-17 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

This movie is like a slow painful death from baby-piranha bites. Mike Myers puts his career in a noose, takes its pants off and then kicks out the chair. Rubbish. Pure rubbish with no enjoyment value at all. Its so bad and unviewable that you would be better suited spending your time taking a tack hammer to your temples. Avoid this film at all costs. Even the appearances by every human ever in this film can't save it. I hate it! $*#& *#@$! AAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!!…

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Prelude to The Love Guru

2014-11-14 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

Mike Myers commits career suicide and we want to see it happen as we prepare for The Love Guru.
We review the Netflix streaming movies of: V/H/S 2 Shivers The Horror Show (or House 3) Left Behind: World at War Plus Jackie reveals her new segment called "The Rant". This week she complains about stupid 3D movies.
This episode brought to you by Scatman Coruther's We're Going to Scatmando Guide to Dating for People Who Like to Poo on Each Other.…

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Epic Model Work Leads to the Dumbest Plot Reveal Ever - Journey to the Far Side of the Sun

2014-11-10 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Imagine yourself in a world where everything that was on the left is now on the right and vice versa. What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?! Don't we have this now and its called England?…

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Prelude to The Journey to the Far Side of the Sun

2014-11-07 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 34s

Sam takes us to space again as we get ready for the model work masterpiece from the Andersons. In honor of our 50th episode we recap our favorite movies that we've done episodes for (Beastmaster gets a vote from all three of us). Plus Streaming Dos and Don'ts, movie trivia and in depth info about the movie forthcoming. Get some.…

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Left Behind - Bad Movie Field Trip Special

2014-11-05 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

We get in the Cage and the Rapture when we visit the local $1 theater to see the remake of a classic stinker. Can it be worse than Kirk Cameron's Left Behind? Can it possibly be worse than Noah? Can it be the worst movie of all time? The answers lie within...…

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Dereks don't run, but they drool alot - Bad Taste

2014-11-03 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

LOTR director Peter Jackson directs and stars (with 2 roles) in Bad Taste, a film so amazing it took 4 years to make and was banned in Australia. This movie tells the tale of the Protectors of Earth as they take on the evil Lord Crumb and his evil fast food employee horde. Can Derek defeat Crumb or is the yummy goodness of human meat just too much to ignore? Will Crumb's Country Delights take over in market share? Will the board of directors see increased profits? How does Barry keep such an excellent beard for 4 years? Your questions are answered, when Mark guests with Jackie and Justin. Plus, seriously...is Sam dead?…

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Prelude to Bad Taste

2014-10-31 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

Brought to you by Crumb's Country Delights - Try the Finger Ladies for only $1.00. It's Halloweeny time and for that we bring in a special guest horror movie expert, Jackie's mom Janet. We discuss the upcoming movie which is Peter Jackson's masterpiece, Bad Taste. We also talk about our three SCARIEST movies of all time. Plus where the hell did Sam go? Did a spooky ghost get him?!?! Did he get turned into intergalactic fast food and is now on the menu of Crumb's Country Delights?!?! Spoilers (Sam's probably just trapped on the toilet or something)…

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For the love of God, just give him what he wants! The Leprechaun Movie Review

2014-10-27 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Rachel and three of the worst painters known to man get terrorized by a little green guy with bad hygiene. He just wants his gold, but no one thinks to just spend the gold OR kick him across the county. Also Warwick Davis rides a skateboard.…

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Prelude to The Leprechaun

2014-10-24 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

This is Halloween and we get super jacked for it as Jackie picks a movie about a tiny adversary (paging Joe Dante). He's green and smells like a homeless man, but he's lives in our hearts...and wants to kill us. Plus! Stinker Thinkers and SpooktoberFest Netflix Recommendations! OooooOOOOooo Rattle those Chains! And fear overusage of exclamation points!!!!…

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A space ship full of Jawas and Cortana/EDI/Data/C-3PO all get hacked up to bits - Jason X Movie Review

2014-10-20 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

A group of teenage Jawas thaw out a frozen Jason, only to realize that the its time to die. Not even a karate version of C-3PO can stop Jason from enacting his vengeance on humpers. Plus, is that Candyman? And why are space stations so explodable?…

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Prelude to Jason X

2014-10-17 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 31s

Spooktober fest kicks off this week as we get ready to view Jason in Space or Cyborg Jason or Guy with Machette in the Future. Call it what you want to call it but this one looks like a great time. Plus Justin and Jackie go ONLY horror movies in their Streaming Movie Reviews plus SPPPOOOOOKY movie trivia. It'll be a ghoulishly good time (ugh....bad puns).…

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Proving street racing just isn't good for anyone - Need for Speed

2014-10-13 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Jesse Pinkman and a band of nobody's get in all sorts of trouble with some fast cars...to end up with not much of anything but debt. Expect some crazy flying cars, helicopters everywhere, a complete lack for the public's safety and the never ending question; will Aaron Paul call someone bitch? It's the first time a video game movie graces our show and it's a hell of a ride, so go out, get the movie and a Redbox or whatever and then listen to this podcast to relive all the sheer stupidity or fun we find.…

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Prelude to Need for Speed

2014-10-10 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 31s

We strap ourselves into our five-point safety harnesses and don our crash helmets as we prepare to view the video game adaptation of Need for Speed with Aaron Paul. We drum up some mild streaming recommendations, complain about new releases, and more movie trivia. Varoom.…

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Academy award winners disappoint us with their quality goodness - Splash

2014-10-06 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

We keep our fingers crossed that this classic is actually a terrible movie...but no such luck. Even a movie with a silly plot and man-on-fish love can't stop the talent behind Splash. Diehard bad movie fans should avoid this one. It's a fun film with lots of laughs and career launching performances. Oops.…

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Prelude to Splash

2014-10-03 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

Jackie rolls the dice on whether a bunch of a list talent with a fantasy plot idea has the chance to make a bad movie in the Tom Hanks/Darryl Hannah/John Candy/Eugene Levy/Ron Howard classic "Splash". Plus more movie trivia and the usual nonsense.…

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One man wants revenge, the other just wants to hold him AND punch guys - Showdown in Little Tokyo

2014-09-29 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Two tough action ninja cops find bromance while taking down the Yakusa with exploding beer, double reverse punch kicks, and the dullest samurai sword of all time. Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, and Tia Carrere's stunt body team up for some out of control action in LA. This is one of the best bad action movies you've never seen.…

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Prelude to Showdown in Little Tokyo

2014-09-26 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 32s

It's time for us to prepare for the Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee ass-kicking team-up that is Showdown in Little Tokyo. We talk about our England tour, Sam enlightens us on whats up with Jesse Stone and more movie trivia. Kung-fu feet!!!…

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Bad Movie Field Trip - Expendables 3

2014-09-24 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 59s

75 old guys and a handful of "youths" blow some stuff up, make poopy-faces, and break through the 4th wall WAY too many times. We go to the theater and expend $3 for one of the biggest flops of 2014. Get to the chopper!…

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5 Super Stars Reenact Speed and a Man Eats His Boogies - Spice World

2014-09-08 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Relive the late 90's with this guilty pleasure film. The 5 Spicy Ones take their magical Tardis bus on a tour of nowhere, where men with ass pants, molesting aliens, and some unnamed Asian pregnant lady all stand in their way to endless singing.…

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Prelude to Spice World

2014-09-05 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 32s

In honor of our tour through the United Kingdom, Jackie has decided to torture us with the world-wide phenomenon of the Spice Girls. We hope we are ready for their return. Plus bad movie trivia, and what to watch on Netflix and Amazon Prime.…

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Boobs, Babes, and the Finest Action Hero of Our Time - Malibu Express

2014-09-03 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Darby Hinton, as Cody Abilene, becomes our favorite "action" hero of all time in Andy Sidaris' epic b-movie, Malibu Express. We find a plethora of hidden jokes, talk about the endless stream of topless women, and what a great shot Cody is.…

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Prelude to Malibu Express

2014-09-02 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

It's time to prepare for possibly the greatest budget movie ever made, Andy Sidaris' masterpiece, Malibu Express. We review some more streaming movies on Netflix and we give out the more bad movie trivia. Get ready for some Cody Abilene and the Buffingtons.…

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It's a Trucker Movie through the Nuclear Wasteland - Damnation Alley

2014-08-25 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 56s

Some guys go for a ride in a motorhome. And that's about it. It's one of the poorest executed movies 20th Century Fox ever put out. The movie consists of 1) blow up world 2) blow up only safe place 3) drive to Albany 4) get a bump on the head and die, get eaten by cockroaches, get raped by mutant rednecks, pick up a junior sized Peyton Manning, float motorhome from Detroit to Albany 5) Profit?…

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Prelude to Damnation Alley

2014-08-22 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 41s

We pack up and ride in our Landmaster as we prepare for a post-apocalyptic world in Damnation Alley. Sam shares his usual keen info on the movie, Jackie throws some more bad movie trivia your way and we all review our Netflix and Amazon streaming movies for the week. Brought to you by Nuke Juice, the only energy drink for a nuclear wasteland traveler.…

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Streisand Ego Attack! A Star is Born Movie Review

2014-08-18 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Is this the hardest to watch film of all time? The answer is yes. This movie sucks, isn't about anything, and it's 2 and a half hours of the worst person to ever live. We cut this things to ribbons and you'll like what we have to say.…

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Prelude to A Star is Born

2014-08-15 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 42s

We prepare for what can only be described as the worst experience ever when we view A Star is Born with Kris Kristopherson and Barbara Streisand. Plus the Streaming Movie suggestions and bad movie trivia. Bonus - the top 3 worst on-screen couples of all time!…

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Ausploitation at its best - The Man From Hong Kong Movie Review

2014-08-11 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Bad movie authority Roman finally joins us in the studio as we view and yammer about the Ausploitation awesomeness that is The Man From Hong Kong. Are there any stuntmen or actors alive in Australia after this seriously dangerous movie?!?!…

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Prelude to The Man From Hong Kong

2014-08-08 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 36s

We gear up for an ass-kicker of a movie in The Man From Hong Kong or Dragon Flies. We also review more Netflix and Amazon Instant Movies, more ongoing movie trivia and perhaps the best opening commercial we've ever done - Fifty Shades of Brown trailer.…

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You've been duped! This movie is not good! Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Movie Review - Special Guests Shaun and Chelsea

2014-08-04 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

We take a look at the Kevin and Kevin epic turd that is Robin Hood. With special guests Hobbits, stunt butts, fisheye lenses, and a plot that makes absolutely no sense....oh and Shaun and Chelsea. Tallyho!…

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Prelude to Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

2014-08-01 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 37s

This 0.5 episode is sponsored by Bryan Adam's (not really) as we get ready for Kevin Costner's to charm our way through the turd that is Robin Hood. It's also a special birthday episode with Justin's top 3 bad movie birthday parties, more streaming movie recommendations, bad movie trivia and a slew of riveting information about Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Try to keep your pants on! We dare you!…

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Terribly Awesome - Flash Gordon Movie Review

2014-07-28 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

Let the war for Planet Mongo begin! Its the QB of the New York Jets vs. Max Van Sydow's evil eyebrows, endless robots (are they robots?) and people that bleed oil. This is one bad movie...that rules.…

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Prelude to Flash Gordon

2014-07-25 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

Jackie gets us ready for one of the most popular bad movies of all time as Sam J Jones hits us in the face with his metaphorical football. Stinker Thinkers and Streaming Do's and Don'ts are here as well with reviews of: After Midnight XXX - State of the Union Escape from New York Homefront The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies …

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John Stamos is an action star? Gene Simmons has boobies? Never Too Young To Die Movie Review

2014-07-21 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

What happens if you turn a gymnast into an action hero, a trashy whore into super spy, James Bond into a Ben-Gay ad, and Gene Simmons into a lady-boy? Why you get this DTV gem of a movie, duh! Uncle Jesse saves the world from dirty water and Gene Simmons gives us a "too believable" performance. YEEEEAHH!…

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Prelude to Never Too Young to Die

2014-07-14 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 33s

John Stamos' hair gets the spot light (and the mousse) as we get ready for a gem of a turd in Never Too Young to Die with Stamos, Vanity (again), and George Lazenby and Gene Simmons (calling Dr. Love?). Plus, more Streaming movie recommendations, and Stinker Thinkers bad movie trivia. Uncle Jesse HO!…

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Sharon Stone can't stay alive, Craig T. Nelson knows karate and Jericho Jackson mills around - Action Jackson Bad Movie Review

2014-07-11 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

It's time for Jericho Jackson to try to live up to his nickname, yet for some reason he avoids the action for 3/4 of the movie. But when the action hits, boy does it hit. Vanity is the worst lounge singer of all time, Craig T. Nelson knows karate (at least his stunt guy does), and Sharon Stone just can't stay alive or happily married in any movie she's in. Get ready for some nonsense.…

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Prelude to Action Jackson

2014-07-07 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 44s

Justin gets to choose this week and he's dialed up a classic in Carl Weather's Action Jackson. How long can Vanity keep her shirt on? Also Streaming Do's and Don'ts and Stinker Thinkers. Get super pumped (but don't hurt yourself).…

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The ASPCA has a heart attack - The Beastmaster Movie Review with Special Guests Jeff and Tucker

2014-06-30 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 57s

Let the ferrets fly and the tigers die as Jeff and Tucker from If We Made It podcast show up to help us try to make sense of The Beastmaster. Does PETA show up to put a stop to the madness? Does Tanya Roberts save the movie by letting the ladies out? Does anyone get 'sploded? (Spoiler alerts - no, yes, yes - respectively)…

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Prelude to Beastmaster

2014-06-27 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 40s

Sponsored by Critter Commander! This 0.5 episode contains the usual nonsense we have but we really amp it up in honor of Marc Singer's manliness. More Netflix do's and don'ts (with 3 do's this time) and Stinker Thinkers. Spoiler alert - Sam is still winning. Huzzah, my furry friends!…

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Is this the Worst Movie Ever Made - The Noah Movie Review Special

2014-06-23 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

The first half is "The Bible as told by Tolkien". The second half is Cape Fear (no really). And the entire thing is sprinkled with crap. It's Noah and it's arguably the worst movie ever to see a theater release. We apologize for the poor audio on this episode. We had a new computer setup and frankly we don't know what the hell we're doing. But you all seem to like what we do so keep on'a listenin'.…

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Not enough slap-fighting and get Ja Rule off my TV - Half Past Dead Movie Review

2014-06-20 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 53s

Sam brings in Steven Seagal for his first time on Stinker Madness with his last time in the theaters and the reason for that becomes quite apparent. Oh and would someone please just off Ja-Rule within the first 4 minutes of this movie...please???? It's got Alcatraz, it's got gun fights, it's got slap fighting and it's also got all the characters from The Matrix! What could possibly be wrong with this film?…

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Prelude to Half Past Dead

2014-06-18 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 40s

It's point-five time and Pappa Sando brews us up a sweet batch o' prison hooch (and we drink it) as we get sentenced to the first Steven Seagal appearance. As is tradition, we got more Netflix do's and don't coming at you, the stakes in Stinker Thinkers gets HOT, we do our best acting attempts and maybe get a little drunk. Who's ready for some slap-fightin'? Yeeeehhhhhaaaaw!!!!…

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The Ground Zero of Awesomely Bad Movies - Deathrace 2000 Movie Review

2014-06-16 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 57s

VROOOM and SPLOOSH take center stage as David Carradine makes mince-meat out of pedestrians and Sly Stallone shows us the meaning behind "Mr. The Turbo". This one is ground-zero stinker!…

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Prelude to Deathrace 2000

2014-06-09 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 37s

The very first "Stinker Hall of Fame" movie makes it's debut; so let's get ready to run people over with David Carradine and Sly Stallone. Plus Stinker Thinkers (Sam is pummeling Justin) and Netflix Do's and Don'ts...we also may get a little out of hand here....…

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Top That! She's pure evil it turns out - Teen Witch Movie Review

2014-06-06 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 56s

Hang on to your eye of newt and your spider legs! You're about to drink a powerful witch's brew of bad movie business. Betrayal, conceit, lust, and greed take over this week in a trip back to the 80's. You're going to be the most popular girl!…

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Prelude to Teen Witch

2014-06-02 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 30s

Magic (and baloney) is in the air this week as we prepare ourselves for Jackie's pick; a dancicul knock-off of Teen Wolf. Plus the usual other 0.5 episode stuff. Listen to it before we hex you!…

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Mick Jagger and Emilio (The Mighty Ducks man) go for Oscar gold - Freejack Bad Movie Review

2014-05-29 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 1s

We take a look into the future where Mick Jagger gets to be an action star, no one ages, and that fava-beans and chianti guy gets paid his day rate.…

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Prelude to Freejack

2014-05-26 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 38s

We get ready to travel to the future when Mick Jagger becomes a movie star in Freejack. Plus more Netflix dos and don'ts as well as our riveting improv work.…

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Truckin', Wrastling and Bad Parenting - Over the Top Bad Movie Review

2014-05-19 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 50s

Truck stops, crummy arm wrestling, and terrible parenting make up this weeks stinker and P.U. does this one stink!…

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Prelude to Over the Top

2014-05-12 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 35s

Justin, Jackie and Sam gear up for some truckin' and arm wrastlin' with Sly Stallone's "Over the Top". We also add more Netflix Dos and Don'ts, plus Stinker Thinkers, and Sam introduces us to the "Big Time TF"…

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There's a reason no one watched this - Bending the Rules Bad Movie Review

2014-05-06 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 50s

Judging movies by their covers back-fires on us as we get duped into watching a non-wrestling "wrestling" movie. Jamie Kennedy and Edge slap us in the mouth, with special guest Mark.…

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Prelude to Bending the Rules

2014-04-30 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 32s

We gear up for another epic from WWE Studios - this time starring Jamie Kennedy and Edge. We also give our first attempt at Stinker Improv, where we re-enact what we believe the movie will be about. Are you ready to fumble?????…

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Let's Blow Up the Suburbs - Invasion USA Movie Review

2014-04-25 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 47s

Sam, Jackie and Justin delve into the intense neo-political sub-tones of Invasion USA...and all the Spolsions. Chuck Norris wears a curly mullet and tells you, "It's time to die" unless he doesn't also have a rocket launcher. BOOM!…

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Prelude to Invasion USA

2014-04-21 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 23s

We set for this week's Stinker with Chuck Norris making his first appearance. Also more Netflix Do's and Don'ts and Stinker Theater.…

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No budget equals no Eternia - Masters of the Universe Movie Review

2014-04-12 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 55s

Good journey! Ever wanted He-Man to leave Eternia and show up in YOUR town. Well this week he does just that along with the rest of his goons and Skeletor..ish.…

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Masters of the Universe Preview

2014-04-07 :: Stinker Madness
Length: 29s

Get ready for a new podcast about bad movies. This episode we gear up for Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren as He-Man and Courtney Cox as...Courtney Cox. Good Journey!…

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