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Last update: 2013-06-07

Tastes Like Burning: 137 Shame Crystal

2013-06-07
Length: 1s

Hi Everybody...we're back after a long break from podcasting.  Lost Boy Scouts Still not married The Moves Star Trek: Into Darkness  And much much more.  We missed you! Email tlbshow at gmail dot com or call 817 754 0570…

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TLB work Boo

2013-03-22

it's better than nothing...maybe listen to secret work boo...you can thank Tim on Audioboo //…

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Tastes Like Burning #136: Raw Conversations Kill

2012-12-03
Length: 1s

Leeann and Ron stopped by for a Saturday of dinner and games.  We also recorded a show, but they didnt know it.  James was sneaky and caught the whole thing in a recording.  That's legal right?  Anyway, its unedited aside from some bleeps over names.  Enjoy!…

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TLB: Gracious Hosts

2012-09-17
Length: 46s

So the Game Night Guys were kind enough to invite us to be on their live Pride 48 show.  Take a listen and if you dont already Listen to the Game Night Guys! You can find the episode HERE Game Night Guys…

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Tastes Like Burning 135: So Much Stuff

2012-09-04
Length: 58s

We travel in time and talk of days past, present, and semi future! Email Us or Call us @ 817-754-0570…

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TLB Flashpoint: Smoking

2012-07-29
Length: 32s

Or Lack there of.  My 3 week log about stopping smoking.  I kept more of a log than I made...I'll explain inside. …

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TLB Flashpoint: Vacation

2012-07-08
Length: 22s

I chat with you guys about our vacation, and how my brain misfires at the end. Have a great week! -Tim…

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Tastes Like Burning #134: Awkward Rescue

2012-06-19
Length: 1s

Leeann Joins Us Madonna's Tit Wedding Stuff Awkward and How Fathers Day Summer Plans BLOOPERS Email Us or call @ 817*754*0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #133: We're Back Again

2012-06-11
Length: 58s

Bex Tweets Water bug a go go Dinner with Bex & Shell Powerless Countdown: Vacation / Anniversary / J's B Day TLB Turns 6 Possums and more... Email us or Call or Text @ 817-754-0570…

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TLB Flashpoint: Kids

2012-06-04
Length: 19s

On this episode of TLB Flashpoint I talk about kids.  Their wonder and their terror. 817-754-0570 tlbshow@gmail.com…

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Tastes Like Burning 132: Gay Allergic Zombie Milkshake Overdose

2012-05-28
Length: 1s

Zombie Apocalypse Begins! Big Gay May Electric Frugal Mower Crisis Sandi & Kathy Visit Our Almost Visit with Jen James's Best Friend's Wedding GATONOVELA! Chicken String Jamboree Whitney & Donna's Swan Songs The Further Adventures of White Trash Neighbor Email us or leave us a voicemail at 817/754-0570. Linkage/Correction: @Amelia_blogger's Twitter page actually links to her blog on Tumblr. Her wonderfully poignent and touching essays about her 7-year-old gay son can be found here.…

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Thoughts on the Show...

2012-05-10

It's been almost 6 years... It had crossed my mind to perhaps end the TLB show on show 150 sometime this or next year, for various reasons. But with all of the things going on that could severely effect our lives, I want to go for as long as we can. I like being a window into an average gay couple's life. I know over the years we have let people "see" a side they may not normally see when they think of a gay couple or gay people. I hope if nothing else, people see how normal we are, how like everyone else we are. We have made friends through the show that you would never imagine could be. I honestly think we get to share and open the eyes and minds of people who may not have been all too comfortable with gay people, and even though that may not be the case for more than a fraction of our listeners, I still think its important. Not to mention how much I love interacting with all of you, and I honestly do. I appreciate each and every one of you, listeners past and present. We still have lots of stories to tell and the future could take us anywhere, so if for nothing else, I hope we can get back to sharing that hour or so of our lives with everyone every week or two, because that is how we can get our voice out there. Our story, like all of your stories, is a piece to a puzzle bigger and older than all of us, and every piece is important. So lets all grab our piece and stick it in. =)…

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Tastes Like Burning 131: Product Placement

2012-02-20
Length: 1s

Star Trek:The Next Generation BluRay Preview MiO Wine Roku vs Wii Game Night Xander Bones, Sebastian Rapes Butch & Poco Project Pt 1 Simply Asia Email Us or Call @ 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning: Timmah 17: Daddy Issues

2012-02-06
Length: 33s

Hello everyone, today I talk about my daddy issues or something close to it.  Also general family traits and my parent's imminent move.  It's not as drab as it sounds.  Or it is, thats up to you to decide. Have a great week. -T P.S. Timmah topic suggestions are always welcome.  =)…

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Tastes Like Burning 130: Happy New Crap

2012-01-30
Length: 1s

American Horror Stories The War Boys The Incredible Shrinking Woman Holiday Wrap Up Sickly Being Human Projects Contest! Email Us or Call @ 817-754-0570 Link Love: Edward John Mike…

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Tastes Like Burning: Timmah 16: Ketchup on the side

2012-01-25
Length: 31s

Hello everyone.  On this edition of Timmah I talk about Holiday feelings, how our show is different, a contest kind of, and a little more.  I've missed you! -Tim Email Us or Call @ 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning 129: We're Not Done Yet

2011-12-06
Length: 1s

Does it seem like something is missing?  Oh Yeah, the rest of the episode you were just listening to.  Though I would love to tell you that the Canadian government whisked us away to their magical land of burgers and dreams...alas No.  So lets get to it shall we.  (P.S. Bloopers are at the end of this episode.) Ok so its a big one. (thats what she said) So I split it into two parts for your downloading pleasure: Sushi Yuck Netflux Neti Pot Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas OH MY! Paint it Black Friday The Washing Machine Movie Review: Chillerama A Halloween Childhood Memory AND MORE Email Us or Call @ 817-754-0570 Listener Love & Links: Chrystal of The Life of Spaguys Wife Lauren TJ of The 13 Skulls Alex Charlie White Manager John of Gag the Manager Mike Lawson of What Some Would Call Lies…

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Tastes Like Burning #128: Holiday MishMash

2011-12-04
Length: 53s

Ok so its a big one. (thats what she said) So I split it into two parts for your downloading pleasure: Sushi Yuck Netflux Neti Pot Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas OH MY! Paint it Black Friday The Washing Machine Movie Review: Chillerama A Halloween Childhood Memory AND MORE Email Us or Call @ 817-754-0570 Listener Love & Links: Chrystal of The Life of Spaguys Wife Lauren TJ of The 13 Skulls Alex Charlie White Manager John of Gag the Manager Mike Lawson of What Some Would Call Lies…

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Tastes Like Burning: Timmah!15: Hello to You

2011-11-07
Length: 40s

HP Touchyourself Tech Talk Parents and Tech Twitter Simon I Miss You Guys!!! -T Email us or Call US 817-754-0570…

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Earthquake!!!...I told you not to call me here.

2011-11-05

So we just had a tiny earthquake here.  I thought I was feeling my pulse through my back or a dog was scratching himself against my chair. Turns out the earth was moving. If James hadn't said something I probably would have dismissed it but he felt it too, and plants and hanging things were swaying ever so slightly with no fans or air conditioning to move them.  Mom said she possibly felt something in Carrollton about 26 miles away while she was in the bathroom.  I told her that may not have been the earthquake.....   Weird.…

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Tastes Like Burning #127: Coffee Movie Life Stuff

2011-08-22
Length: 1s

Vacation Coffee MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES Simon DOMA Mom Overshares Piano Oh No... Link Love: Shelly of Shelly's Podcast Steve of From The Edge Email Us or call @ 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #126: Timmah! 15

2011-07-25
Length: 29s

The Heat, The Weddings, the celebrities that died who no one cares about...all of this and more! Email or call 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #125: Hello Michigan

2011-07-08
Length: 1s

On this episode of Tastes Like Burning, we have special guest Ashley from Michigan who came all the way down here to see US!!! Ok not really.....OK Really...well sort of.  Anyway, we saw some stuff and ate at places, and its an overall fun show where we tell you all about it, James' Birthday and our Anniversary and MORE!   SO LISTEN!!! Email Us or call @ 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #124: Friday Night Dykes

2011-06-25
Length: 1s

On this episode, we have special guests Bekka and Shell, as we talk about their reaction to our It Gets Better show and discuss various other topics.  Thank you so much to all of you who gave us great feedback to the last two shows.  It really means a lot to us.  So stay tuned, the laughs and inappropriate humor are coming at you in spades!!! Email us or call at 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #123: It Gets Better Too

2011-05-23
Length: 53s

Its the most thought provoking and from the heart Tastes Like Burning ever!  On part 2 of It Gets Better.  We share our thoughts and feelings on what society thinks and some things we have learned along the way.  If you listen to nothing else, please listen to James share a very touching and personal story that sums up the whole concept of It Gets Better @ the 29 minute mark.   Thank you. The Trevor Project 866 488 7386 Email us or Call @ 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #122: It Gets Better

2011-05-22
Length: 52s

Its the most thought provoking and from the heart Tastes Like Burning ever!  On today's show, we talk about your life and where it could go, and how in all truth, It Gets Better.  We share our thoughts and feelings on the subject and hope you get an important message out of the show, that you matter and in life it gets better.  If you listen to nothing else, please come back for part 2 and listen to James share a very touching and personal story that sums up the whole concept of It Gets Better @ the 29 minute mark.   Thank you. The Trevor Project 866 488 7386 Email us or Call @ 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #121: It will get better, later

2011-03-28
Length: 55s

2011 Auto Show AT&T Mobile Ghost Rider Moving Mom & Dad Me @ 10 It Will Get Better We Shared at bed  817-754-0570 or EMAIL US…

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Tastes Like Burning #120: Car Talk Walk

2011-03-09
Length: 1s

James Gets A Car Thinking of New Zealand Sarcophagus Upgrade Pond Be Gone $1 CDs! Movies: Gasland & Monsters Email Us or Call Us @ 817-754-0570 Love Links: Chrystal Lauren =) Shelly…

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TLB #119: President's Day Snow Job

2011-02-21
Length: 49s

Super Sexy 3,000 Space Pyramid! It's sNOw Big Deal Electric Xanderella FCKH8.com Snow My God Egypt Fixed It's Shit Fixing Egypt Shit Dark Target House Planting DIYDS 4 James Has a Terminal Car Fever More Bloopers at the End! Email us, or Call Us at 817-754-0570. Hello to Lauren!…

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Do It Your Damn Self #4

2011-02-18

It's not our funniest, by far, but they cant all be gold... =\…

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Tastes Like Burning: Bloopers

2011-02-02
Length: 2s

  These are the promo bloopers, completely natural, 100% tardyness due to misfiring mouths.  I guess these could even be used as a long promo....anyway, enjoy....   -Tim…

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Tastes Like Burning #118: Just Chillin

2011-02-01
Length: 28s

Oh Hi, This week we release an odd episode and talk about: Xana-Dont the batshit dog Snow Days The Super Bowl New YouTube Video Promos / Bloopers Stay Tuned to the last 3 minutes for the bloopers, I wish we had them every week! Also I think we will add a promo page to the site so we can put promos we make and any promos you guys make, available for download.  YAY!   Email us or Call Us at 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning#117: Happy New Junk

2011-01-17
Length: 1s

Christmas Day Birthday DRM(om) Mr. Hankey Visits TWICE New Camera New ZuneHD NEW YEARS and Bill Burn Plus, sorry in advance to Arizona Email us or call us @ 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #116: ThanksGiftMas

2010-12-21
Length: 1s

Thanksgiving or something Black Friday 2 Turkey @ Leeann's Solstice Eclipse of the Heart Shopping Giftmas Childhood Memory Email Us or Call Us at 817-754-0570 Hello to: Chrystal Shelly…

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Tastes Like Burning #115: Pre Thanksgiving Gravy

2010-11-21
Length: 52s

Dog IQ Prozac Collar Last Call Alex Thanksgiving Plans? The Wedding Camera Poll Boo Boo Texting While Deaf Email us or call @ 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #114: Halloween Turkey

2010-11-14
Length: 1s

***Skip ahead 30 minutes if you dont want to hear the family drama and psychological dissection part of the show =) *** Family Feud The Home Edition Social Martyr Pumpkin Carving Thumb Mexican Jackpot! Emails & Voicemails Email Us or call @ 817-754-0570   Link Love: Chrystal from Life of Spaguys Wife…

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Tastes Like Burning #113: The Halloween Experience

2010-11-07
Length: 52s

  Dunkin Do-Nots Coffee Smart Lights All Hallows Eve   Email us or call at 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #112: Boo...It's Halloween

2010-10-31
Length: 1s

Our Party Halloween Greetings Otto: Or Up With Dead People Blacula NY Zombie Outbreak Eating a Human Eye Related E Stalker Other Stuff Email us or call at 817-754-0570 Link Love: Redboy Big Fatty  …

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Tastes Like Burning #111: Hallowhat?

2010-10-20
Length: 1s

Ghost of Maple Bacon Texas Rangers Destroy Relationships Step Funeral Deadie Grams Hey Ashley Dead Cat Spew Dead Cheese Dinners Galore Email Us or Call Us @ 817-754-0570   Link Love Shelly…

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TLB: Timmah! 14: Reflections

2010-10-06
Length: 32s

Behold this Timmah! in which I announce some kind of new stuff and some tiny changes...if you cant make it through that then skip to 17 minutes in, and go from there.  Don't miss the Deadie Grams promo, its a spooky good time.  Hope you are all doing well.   Take care. Tim 817-754-0570 tlbshow @ gmail . com…

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ATTENTION!!!

2010-10-04

OH THE PAIN!  I had hoped it would never happen to us but our k7 line has lapsed due to lack of interest and love.  I know it’s our fault for not putting out shows on a regular basis and not putting out shows that warrant feedback.  This is not a cry for pity, just stating stuff.  I am going to try, probably in vein, to get the number back before I change the site or get a new one but if you want to leave voicemail, please use the Google voice number which is posted on the sites homepage, otherwise we will not get the feedback.  The k7 number has been expired since late August =(  So if you left feedback since August 27th, we didn’t get it, sorry.  I promise we will try and do better unless this is a sign for us to finale stuff, I hope not but we will see.    Love you all, and talk to you soon.   Tim   P.S. for October, send your séance questions and questions for the other side to us via the email or @DeadieGrams on Twitter.…

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Tastes Like Burning #110: We Hope She Loves You Long Time

2010-09-27
Length: 52s

Bekka...Stuff...and Junk! Email Us or Call Us 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570   Just like: Shelly's Podcast…

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Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 13: Megan of Honor

2010-09-14
Length: 35s

Join us for this not so secret recording of James and Tim and our very good friend Megan!!!    …

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Tastes Like Burning #108: I Beweave We're Caca for GaGa

2010-08-25
Length: 38s

I Beweave in Laura Bell Bundy Childhood Moment: Dead Girls Necklace L being a B & B in NYC Lady GaGa's Name Targeted by the Gays Prop 8 stuff Email Us or call us at 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #107: Caught In A Refinance

2010-08-22
Length: 56s

Caught in a Refinance Reconnecting with Friends Megan's Birthday & Sushi Phone Call with Kentie DIYDS All over the place Mommie Dearest Showdown? Random Stuff Email Us or Call 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #106: Afro Teens Belly Dance

2010-07-26
Length: 1s

The Office Tea Off Belly Dance The Bitch Is Back Afro Teens Spider Boats Other Stuff Email Us or Call 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #105: Independence Day Passover

2010-07-10
Length: 1s

  4th of July James' Birthday No Job For You Catching Up Love to All of You Back On Track Email Us or Call @ 206*350*7345   Shout Outs: Chrystal Shelly Manager John Kentie Chuck Julie R.J. & Chris C.B. Lauren Tracy and Introducing Ashley  …

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TLB: Timmah!12: Ketchup...Catsup...Catch Up

2010-06-30
Length: 55s

Just wanted to drop in, say hello.  There's weight loss, An Anniversary, A Birthday and Surprises inside....Come on by for some coffee...we'll talk.... 206-350-7345  or tlbshow @ gmail . com…

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Tastes Like Burning #104: Memorial Day Harelip Bisque

2010-05-31
Length: 1s

Memorial Day Surprise Date Night Institutional Commericals Nightmare on Elm Street (reboot) Where the Wild Things Are The Time Travelers Wife Voicemail and Email   PS Timmah 9 was removed due to insufficient space issues, if you want it (why would you) I can email it to you or repost at a later date.)   Email Us or call @ 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0750…

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TLB: Timmah!11: Bell Jar Jury Duty

2010-05-26
Length: 29s

  Bell Jars on Tables but no Hershys Kisses, One Jury Summons I better not Misses, Download the show, I swear I wont sing... P.S. One of these is my favorite thing.... Email or call @ 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570…

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Tastes Like Burning #103: Finger Blast Bex

2010-05-23
Length: 48s

Special Guest Bekka Aldi Grocery Store...Meh Biking Meeting the Neighbors Stories from Bex Bex Needs Sex Email Us or Call @ 206-350-7345 or 817-754-0570 Spreading The Love: Shelly Ranger John…

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TLB: Timmah!10: Oil and Shrimp Dont Mix

2010-05-19
Length: 19s

  Unless they do....   Oil in the Gulf, Shrimp in the pan, sounds like a new Timmah! Yall..... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.   206-350-7345 or tlbshow @ gmail . com…

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Tastes Like Burning #102: Mothers Day and Crap

2010-05-09
Length: 1s

2 Post Cards and a Magnet Religious Hypocrisy James Sees Something New Dog (Taken Away) No More Kiddy Thieves Working Out Email us or call @ 206-350-7345 Shout Outs: Chrystal Lauren Johnny RedBoy…

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TLB: Timmah! 8

2010-05-02

I'm feelin' good from my head to my shoes... Know where I'm goin' and I know what to do... I podded up my point of view... I got a new attitude...   Email Us or Call @ 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #101: The Jen & Tim Show at Olive Garden!

2010-04-25
Length: 1s

Jen meets Tim & James at Olive Garden for a lunch full of retarded hilarity! Hooray! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #100: Part 4: Our Bekkalicious Finale and Stuff

2010-04-01

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . OK, this is getting ridiculous, how many more of these are ther—whassat, Timmah? Oh . . . Finally! The Finale. Enjoy PART 4! Featuring special guest, Bekka! The last of the Voicemails! Emails! And More! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #100: Part 3: Kentie and Sulu and Census OH MY!

2010-03-31
Length: 1s

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . OK, now I'm certain I've said that before. Before . . . Beeee-foooore . . . Before 4? Oh! It's PART 3! Featuring special guest, Kentie! A George Takei PSA! Voicemail! And More! Check back tomorrow for Part 4, when we'll have another special quest, more sillyness, and more fun! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #100: Part 2

2010-03-30

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . Wait. Did I already say that? Deja vu. Anyway, here's PART 2! Featuring special guest, Leeann! Shenanigan craziness! Voicemails! And More! Check back tomorrow for Part 3, when we'll have another special quest, more craziness, and more fun! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #100: Part 1

2010-03-28

Holy crap, you guys! We finally made it to 100 . . . . . . Part 1 of it anyway, featuring special guest, Shelly! Crazy shenanigans! Voicemails! And More! Be sure to check back in the coming days for Parts 2 and beyond, when we'll have more special quests, more shenanigans, and more fun! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345…

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TLB: Timmah! 7: One Ebola Chicken Soup

2010-03-08

Heya People,   I get sick of health, the Oscars, thinking of presents for Mom and other stuff, aren't you totally shocked out of your mind?   Yeah Yeah Yeah, I'm Crafty!!! And goofed up on Nyquil.   tlbshow@gmail.com 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #99: The One Before 100

2010-02-28

Water Heater No Heater Water Our House Tries to Electrocute Us SNOWPOCALYPSE! NOOKUMS! James's Flu-filled Valentine's Day Wendy Russell, Crafting Canada One Awesome at a Time We Don't Have Olympic Medals to Give Away, So Purple Plastic Peelers Will Have to Suffice Email and, Oy, So Much Voicemail, and the Rest!  Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Contest Winners: Email Us Your Mailing Addresses Immediately! Three Winners and Some Shoutouts: Lauren Casey Johnny Kentie Shelly, Uh! Steve C. TJ Tracy Thelma  …

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Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 6: A Whale Tale

2010-01-25

A Whale of a tale as only Timmah and James can tell it. Enjoy. tlbshow@gmail.com 206*350*7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #98: Sit Down and Wipe Up

2010-01-24

James Really Doesn't Like PossumsCo Co Go Go? No No!The Neighborhood Brat Patrol Makes Us See the LightTLB Birthday Wishes! (Listen to Find Out Who . . .)Dept. of Tying-up Loose Ends: The Axe and GAP "Gifts"Jeff & Josey Go on a Vacation "Mission" to Peru and Bring Home More than a Warm Fuzzy FeelingOne Whale of a TaleA Confounding Poll Concerning Toilet Hygiene HabitsSpeaking of Toilets . . . Unnaturally Hot Farts Give Us PauseNew Year's Wii Karaoke with Leeann and Ron—PLUS—The Mic Works for Podcasting, TOO! Thanks, Chuck & Erin!News of the Sick & TwistedWe Want to Bestow the Best Thing Since Sliced Oranges upon Three Lucky ListenersDept. of TMFI: DIY Dog Glands Maintenance (after the outro) Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts: LaurenCBBig C & Erin…

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Tastes Like Burning #97: Christmas Holiday Birthday Vacation Wrap Up

2010-01-18

We talk about the past month we have been in pod-hybernation.  The Holidays, Tim's Birthday, Christmas Faux Pas and more.  Thank you to all of you for your support and your voicemails and emails.  We love you.  Oh and Happy New Year!Does anyone actually read this??? Let me know!  tlbshow@gmail.com or tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.  Call us at 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 5: Glitter Monkey Snow Globe

2010-01-10

Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 5: Glitter Monkey Snow Globe is ready for your ears.  Have a great week.  -T…

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Tastes Like Burning #96: The Big Cock-up

2009-12-14
Length: 1s

Happy Holidays!New Notify Package System Is a SuccessLorna's Gift with WordsThe Presence of Big C and Erin's PresentsTLB's Random Neighborhood RoosterDeck the Halls with Even More LEDsTLB Movie Reviews—The Good: FEAST, Journey to the Center of the Earth, The Bad: brüno, and The Ugly: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Boxbe BitchingsBirthday WishVoicemail, Email, and the Rest! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts (in no particular order): LaurenLornaBig C & Erin Shelly Steve C. Ranger JohnL Dawg…

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Tastes Like Burning #95: Thanksgiving the Blackest Friday

2009-12-01

Thanks But No ThanksgivingBlack Friday Slumber Party at Walmart and Best BuyWe Have Joined the 21st Century: PS3 & HDTVTLB Movie Review: Land of the LostLauren's Emails Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutout: Lauren…

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Tastes Like Burning #94: These Are the Days of Our Turkeys

2009-11-23
Length: 1s

Roadtrip to Austin for Frank's Birthday (But Mostly to See Shelly)We Bought the Super Cool Special Edition STAR TREK XI on Blu-ray Even Though We Don't Have a Blu-ray PlayerTLB Movie Reviews: Zodiac, CTHULHU, Jay & Silent Bob Do Degrassi, and QuarantineBekka's Birthday SingalongBirthday Wishes to Rod and ThelmaJames Has a Celebrity Twitter Geek-outManager John Now Has a Podcast of His Very Own: Gag the ManagerTim's Childhood Memory Double Feature: First Heater Use of the Season/Medieval 1970s Era Furniture and Jesus HillPlayin' the Discotheque 8-Tracks on Our Hi-Fi Is Just the Bees Knees, Dontchaknow?Turkey Day Cometh, Sans ChineseJames's Adventures in Car Maintenance Part Twenty-Aw Who the Hell Even Cares Anymore . . .Voicemail, Email, and the Rest! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts: Manager John & CharleneShelly & Fab FrankSteve C.Dan & CJ…

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Tastes Like Burning #93: A Very Special Halloween Special

2009-11-10
Length: 1s

Halloween at the TLB StudiosDouble Your Freddy, Double Your Frightmare!How Old Is Too Old for Trick-or-Treating?A Beary Special Box Crawls Our WayAll the Way from 1979: "Paul Linde's Halloween Special" Featuring the Musical Stylings of Florence Henderson and KISS!TLB Movie Reviews: Trick 'r Treat and The Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonScary Stories We Tell You in the DarkScary Stories from Our ListenersEerie Emails, Viscious Voicemails, and the Rest In Pieces! Soundclips: Sarah's Song from Hocus Pocus; The Usual TLB Music, Only Creepified; "Baby Button Eyes" Scene from "The Simpsons;" and "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Coulton) Email Us or Leave Us Voicemail! 206/350.7345 Shoutouts! The 13 Skulls PodcastChrystal! Mgr. JohnBig C (aka, Chuckers/Chuckles)…

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***ATTENTION LOCAL LISTENERS OF TLB***

2009-11-06

Hello to Any Local (DFW) Listeners of Tastes Like Burning,  Do you like Kevin Smith?  Do you like Clerks, Dogma or Jersey Girl?  If you do, and would like to go see An Evening With Kevin Smith LIVE in Dallas on Saturday night at the House Of Blues THIS WEEKEND, then I have 2 tickets with your name on them.  I love you all but they aren't free, however, we will only be charging as much as we actually paid, and not gouging you.  Selling Tickets for prophet is fun for the seller but for the buyer, it's like a kick betwixt the legs.  Email us as soon as you can, for when we get home this evening, we'll have half a mind to put them up on Craigls List, and I'd rather you had the pleasure.  Email me, at tlbshow@gmail.com or tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com, for details, I will be checking on it all day.  -Tim We sold 'em.—James of TLB…

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Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 4: Glitter Monkey Theatre

2009-10-21
Length: 6s

It's a new Timmah!  Well sort of.  T.L.B. Presents Glitter Monkey Theatre.  Chills and thrills await, or hopefully some laughs.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.  Don't forget to bring a cup of your favorite hot beverage.…

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Tastes Like Burning #92: We're Not Dead Yet.

2009-10-13
Length: 54s

Sherrie's Tater TotsSandi!TLB Wants Your Spooky Scoop! Send Us Your Bone-Chilling True Tales of Terror . . . or Extreme Discomfort!We Like AutumnSad Monkey Mamas Drink Their Own Sad Monkey MilkGerman Trucker Jacks and Jackknifes in SwedenTexas May Not Recognize Same-sex Marriage, but Dallas Tries to Recognize the Gay Big D: DivorceTLB Movie Reviews: Watchmen and EragonShelly!Voicemail and Email Remember to Send Us Your Creepy Stories by Email or Voicemail! 206/350.7345 Shoutouts! Sherrie!Sandi!Shelly!Chrystal!Lorna!Lauren!CB!Big C (I gueeess . . .)  …

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Tastes Like Burning #91: No Bloody Stars Out of, Like, a Fart or Something

2009-10-05
Length: 56s

Thank you for all the love and support. It's all about you, people. You complete us.…

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Tastes Like Burning #90: Shelly, Can We Be Frank?

2009-09-28
Length: 1s

Tim Doesn't Care for Apple ProgramsDinner with Shelly & FrankDallas's Very Own "Almost" 9/11RIP Patrick Swayze—We Loved You in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar and Point Break and GhostKevin Smith's View AskewniverseAutumn Is Here & Halloween ApproachethWe Call Shenanigans on a Review of Our ShowEmail & VoicemailOur After-dinner Conversation with Shelly & Frank Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: ChrystalShelly and FrankSModcastDan & CJ of Love Long and ProsperThanks to LDOG for this Week's Album Art!…

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Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 3: Attention Deficit Something

2009-09-14

It's like a phone conversation but without the charges,  I think maybe I need to get a Zoom H2 for my portable recording.  What do you think?  Enjoy.-Tim…

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Tastes Like Burning #89: Labored Days

2009-09-07
Length: 1s

Labor Day. What's the Big Deal?Eclipse Outage & Smoke Stoppage—Shut Up About It Already!The TLB Website Has Risen from the Ashes—And It's Better Than Ever!F#@! You Penguin!Woman Sues Dolphins9/11 Advertisement Goes Over Like a Hijacked PlaneText & Drive PSATLB DVD Reviews: Dance of the Dead, Night of the Demons, "French & Saunders: On the Rocks", "French & Saunders: Back with a Vengeance", and Joss Whedon's "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog"Email, Voicemail, and the Rest! Email or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: The Spa Family: Chrystal, Rod, and the Spa KidsShelly and Fab FrankKentie & Ranger JohnTim of For Whatever ReasonBig C & Steve C of Bear Crawling  …

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Reconstruction FTW!

2009-09-03

I think that just about wraps up reconstruction.  I actually like how it turned out better than it was before (Tim does, too).Let us know if you see something we missed or if you think we could've done/arranged something better.—James of TLB…

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Site Reconstruction UPDATE

2009-09-02

Almost done. All we lack is reloading the subscriber service buttons in the "Subscribe!" panel.Tim will have that ready soon. Or you can email him and tell him to hurry up if he doesn't.Oh, and I went ahead and updated the look a bit while I was at it.  Tell us what you think in the comments or by email.—James of TLB…

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TLB Under (Re)Construction

2009-08-31

You may have noticed things seem, well, different 'round these parts. That's probably because our original, highly customized template somehow got broked and had to be overwritten with a generi-template. Problem is, I was a bad code monkey and didn't keep a back-up of the HTML code for our custom page. So, now we rebuild from scratch. The friends of the show links, feed subscription buttons, etc., along with legible font colors, will be returning slowly over the coming days and weeks. Tastes Like Burning thanks you for your patience as we reconstruct our site. —James of TLB…

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Tastes Like Burning #88: Reading Rainbow

2009-08-30
Length: 1s

Reading RainbowWeek from HELLTim's Parents Called Him Fat . . . and Chunky. And Heavy.Neighborhood Meeting Cult Tries to Induct UsWe Caught a Couple of Goons on Our Security WebcamThe Intrepid Tried to Eat Timmy . . . with Its ButtFire Drill ShenanigansLayoffs Cometh (To Our Co., Not to Us Personally)Senator Kennedy DiedRude Girl. That Was Different.Movie Reviews: "Dollhouse", Monster Squad, Clue, and October MoonEmails and a Whole Lotta Voicemails Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Lauren in NZChrystal & Rod Kentie Ranger JohnSteve CManager JohnLorna…

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Tastes Like Burning #87: Security! We Have Intruders!

2009-08-16

Get Off Our Porch, You Damned Kids!Same Old Dogs, Brand New Dog TagsSecurity Camera Shopping at Fry'sScottish Security Camera ChatBig Surprise: The Police Are Absolutely No HelpEzryAfter on TwitterMovie Reviews: Blade Runner, and ShelterVoicemail, Email, and the Rest . . . Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Kentie C.B. Manager John Shelly ChrystalLorna…

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Tastes Like Burning #86: Birthdays, Dinners, and Movies . . . OH MY!

2009-08-10
Length: 1s

BirthdaysLetting Go: EzryBusted Mustang Returned & SoldEx-Gay Is Not OKLunch with JenDinner with L & R: Panda HouseHigh-Tech Swimsuits: OK, or Neoprene Steroids?Some News ItemsTLB Movie Reviews Too Numerous to List HereAnd the Rest! Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Larry, aka L-Dawg Kentie C.B. Redboy Thelma MeKeeKeeManager John ShellyBig CChrystal…

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Tastes Like Burning: Timmah! 2: Thoughts on Ezry

2009-07-23

While I made light of Ezry being missing on the last show, it really does bother me.  I guess I thought if I took it to seriously, it would really mean she was gone.  I always did deal with serious issues with humor first.  I think I have come to the conclusion that she isn't coming home.  I know it has only been a week but I feel like I need to mourn her and move on.  We had Ezry for 10 years.  She was our first pet, and I loved her very much.  Nothing would make me feel better than to be proven wrong by the universe and to have her bound out of nowhere and back to us, but the reality is, we had a wonderful 10 years together and her memory will be with me always.  I love you Ezry, no matter where you are, I hope you are at peace.  We Miss You.…

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Tastes Like Burning #85: The Tim and Jen Show

2009-07-20
Length: 1s

TLB: Now with Special Guest, Jen!Movie Review: Marley & Me, Fido, and William Shatner in Full Moon Crapulence Libsyn IssuesTo Clone or Not To Clone . . . The DogsBirthday Double CardEzry, Gone But Not ForgottenR.I.P. Sandi?It's Kitten Bake and I DIDN'T Help  Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: Jeff in L.A.KentieC.B.RedboyThelmaJohn Q. PublicManager JohnSandi…

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Tastes Like Burning #84: Hot Birthday Theft

2009-07-05
Length: 1s

Can You Feel the Heat?Tim's on the LambKids Are Stealing What from Our Porch? Seriously?James's Birthday and His Incredibly Fallible MemoryVacation ReviewMovie Reviews: Role Models and X-Files: I Want to BelieveCouple of Emails and the Rest Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: CB Lorna…

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Tastes Like Burning #83: Accidents Happen, Michael Jackson

2009-06-30
Length: 1s

Someone Call PeTA . . . James Slaughtered Another MustangThe Audacity of DouchebagsJames's New 1999 Dodge Intrepid ESRack & Pinion? I Got Your Rack & Pinion Right Here.Our Staycation & 11th AnniversaryJames's Birthday Promises To Be a Gas Thanks to Big C & ErinMovie Reviews: Hancock, The Happening, BOLT, and The Dark Knight . . . Though, Not in that Order . . .Tim Reconnects with His BFF JenCelebrity Deaths Apparently Come in Fives Now.Walmart v. TargetChaz Bono? Really?Tim's Mom Has a Secret Gone WildWe Hate, HATE the New Cowboys StadiumEmails, Voicemails and the Rest . . . Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: JenShelly CBChrystalMgr. JohnBig C & ErinLorna…

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Tastes Like Burning #82: Timmah!

2009-06-28
Length: 10s

Just me on this one, NO NO Don't run away, it's just butterfly kisses and marshmellows for you guys.  Just a 10 minute shorty to let you know that we are still here......Have a great week\weekend.   -Tim…

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Tastes Like Burning #81: Memorial Day Finale Trek

2009-06-01
Length: 1s

Star Trek: The MovieMemorial Day with Leeann and RonOur Best Friend's WeddingSecond Cousin Swine Flu or H1N1C2 Flu"Ugly" Finale"Reaper" FinaleWe Go Ghost Hunting with Leeann and RonWe Spoof Ghost Hunting with Leeann and RonGerman Red Bull Gives You WingsandHyperactivityandBloodyNoseandIsthisBlogPostStraightIsItYeahItIs IsItIsItAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!Red Sky at Night, Timmy's DelightVoicemail and EmailTim's Parents Are Moving, But Don't Tell Tim's BroBon Jovi Tickets Mix Up Perpetrator Wanted Dead or Alive Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: ShellyCB  …

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Yes, Best Star Trek Ever...

2009-05-31

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Do It Your Damn Self: Kitchen Faucet Part 2

2009-05-27

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Do It Your Damn Self: The Kitchen Faucet Pt 1

2009-05-26

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Tastes Like Burning #80: Double Week Face Punch

2009-05-17
Length: 1s

Post Card from Mgr. JohnPig Flu Cometh . . . and Go-ethTim's Childhood Memory: Rest Stop GoulashLeeann's LayoffFound DogFood Stuffs: Taco Bell's Ultimate Taco Salads & Guaco de GalloDo It Your Damn Self Epi 2 Coming SoonMovie Reviews: Day the Earth Stood Still 2008 remake and the original House On Haunted HillBMI TableUFO Birthday Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: ChrystalKentie Redboy CB Manager John…

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Do It Your Damn Self: Shelf Unit Part 3

2009-05-03

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Do It Your Damn Self: Shelf Unit Part 2

2009-05-03

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Tastes Like Burning Presents: Do It Your Damn Self

2009-04-30

Our first Vidcast, sorry if it is a little dry, we will get better.  Enjoy!…

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Tastes Like Burning #79: Random Mouth Noises

2009-04-26
Length: 1s

We're Pretty Sure the House Hates Us. Seriously.New TLB Videocast Coming Soon: Do It Your Damn SelfLeeann Loves God More Than We KnewYou Can't Just Buy FitnessIf Tim Loses 50 lbs, He May Get InkSpitting at Your BossKrystal Burger ReviewDoritos Jalepeno Poppers: We No LikeyDon't Worry; We'll Give Our NoticeMore PeTA Inane Boobiness: Rescue Shelter Boys? Really?Voicemail but No Email Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutout: Shelly of Shelly's Podcast  …

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Tastes Like Burning #78: Termite Easter Egg

2009-04-19
Length: 1s

Easter is...Termite Easter EggRenovations and ConstructionNew FurnitureFuzzy's Taco ShopPedi Paws...Thanks Manager JohnVoice Mail and EmailEmail Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345 With love to: Redboy Chrystal Lorna Manager John Kentie Katie…

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Dogs are funny

2009-04-15

This is a video from around Christmas, the dogs were not too sure about the remote controlled truck Leeann brought over...…

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Tastes Like Burning #77: There Was So Much Blood

2009-04-08
Length: 1s

Pool Table, Gone!Remodeling Time: Floors, Furniture, Paint, OH MY!There Was So Much Blood . . .Mom's BirthdayDVD Reviews: *batteries not included and "Reaper"Tim's Parents Are Sacrilicious about "The Ghost Whisperer"What To Do with a Racist in the Family?Voicemail and Email Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: Mgr. JohnKatyRD Tom of Ramble RedheadShelly of Shelly's Podcast…

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Tastes Like Burning #76: Sexy on the Beach Fakeation

2009-03-18
Length: 1s

Tastes Like Burning #76: Sexy on the Beach Fakeation   * A candid and interesting talk about anything, everything and nothing at all with Sandi and Kathy.  This was one of our first recordings with the DVR so forgive the ambient noise.  But the conversation was fun and interesting, thank you to Sandi and Kathy for hosting us for the afternoon.  Now shut your eyes and imagine you are on a porch in Texas, sipping iced tea and hearing stories.…

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Tastes Like Burning #75: Leavin' on a Jet Plane . . .

2009-03-09
Length: 52s

Plane "Trip"Treadmill Fixed; Now to Get Our Butts on It . . .Tim's Parents Buy a Russian VibratorTim's News Headlines: Bestiality Causes Bad ThingsAlright, Already! We're on FacebookWhat Did We Do for Valentine's Day? I'll Give You a Hint: 0Voicemail and EmailShout Out to Scott L. of Ghostly Talk Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: CBMgr. JohnChrystal of Life of Spa Guys Wife…

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Tastes Like Burning #74: Tell Me I'm Pretty . . .

2009-02-09
Length: 1s

Tim Uses All His Strungth Not to Kill JamesSears Service SuxGlass MassacrePhishing for a Pool TableToilet BowlingSuper Bowl AdsRD Sends Us a JokeCAUTION: Raptors Ahead . . . and More ZombiesTim's Childhood Memory: Lawn DartsVoicemail and Email, or Vice Versa Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: CBThelmaKentie of the Flatus ShowShelly of Shelly's PodcastMatt of the Redboy PodcastSteve of the Wicked Good PodcastBig C of Bear Crawling…

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Tastes Like Burning #73: Snow Ride, Take It Easy

2009-02-02
Length: 1s

Chrystal's Got Some Cookies to TossXander Goes ExorcistPress Pass MadnessTim and Jake Play with Their Wiis. Together.Snow Ice DayCAUTION!! NAZI ZOMBIES IN AUSTIN!!Linda Carter's Golden Pipes Email Us or Call Us at 206/350.7345Shoutouts: ChrystalKentieJakeManager JohnCB…

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Tastes Like Burning #72: Treadmill to Nowhere

2009-01-25
Length: 48s

Treadmill SagaSandi's Long Short GoodbyeReturn of the ComputerLeeann's DishMom's Alzheimer'sVoicemail & EmailThe Dish on Leeann Email us or call us at 206/350.7345 Shoutouts: CBKentieRedboy…

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Tastes Like Burning #71: New Computer Movie Review

2009-01-21
Length: 1s

The Great Laptop HuntPool Table For Sale!Excuse Me, Sir? Could You Spare a Treadmill?Inauguration Day: Change Has Come, Finally.Email & VoicemailMovie Review Triple Feature: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom blah blah blahIron ManSpider Man 3 Email us or drop us a line at 206/350.7345.Shoutouts: RedboyChrystalCBManager John…

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Tastes Like Burning #70: Coin Purse Fossil Hunt

2009-01-12
Length: 1s

@#$&! Kids These Days!Vacation, All We Ever Wanted . . .Bill Burn '09Voice Recorder: Is This Thing On?Emptying Xander's Coin PurseUp a Creek with Sandi and KathyFour Voicemails and an EmailJames Reviews Two of Tim's Xmas Presents: Me Talk Pretty One Day and When You Are Engulfed in Flames, by David SedarisSmoke Out 2009: We Really Mean It This TimeAnd The Rest . . . Email Us or Call Us at (206)350.7345 and Tell Us What YOU Think. Shout Outs: Redboy of Redboy PodcastChrystal of Life of SpaguyswifeKentie of The Flatus Show, andManager John…

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Tastes Like Burning #69: Post Holiday Wrap Up

2009-01-01
Length: 1s

Holiday Fun for Us, Family and FriendsTimmy's BirthdayNew Years EveVacationBall Cutting DelayVoice Mail and TwitterCall us at 206-350-7345 or Email Us Chrystal of Life of Spaguyswife Big C of Bear Crawling Kentie of The Flatus Show Lorna & C.B. & Manager J  …

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Tastes Like Burning #68: Deck the halls with LEDs

2008-12-21
Length: 1s

Christmas Time-ishKota HuntComputer Error—AgainShopping Fun!What we are doing for the holidays . . .What are you doing for the holidays?Holiday Childhood MemoriesBatteries Not IncludedChimpdickVoicemail and Email Email Us or call us at 206-350-7345 Links n Love Shelly of Shelly's Podcast Chrystal of The Life of Spaguyswife Big C of Bear Crawling Redboy of The Redboy Podcast Kentie of The Flatus Show C.B. Manager John  …

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Tastes Like Burning #67: Cajun Turkey Date Night

2008-12-10
Length: 1s

Turkey DaySick TimesiTunes? Fine! Have your iTunes.Date NightMovie Review: WALL•E Auto No-GoNo RENT in TexasDog Puke Ending Email us or leave us a voicemail at (206)350-7345 Shoutouts: Chrystal of The Life of SpaguyswifeKatie & Reed of Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers…

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Tastes Like Burning #66: Running Into the Law

2008-11-24
Length: 1s

  Movies! Movies! Movies!: We review Zoltan Hound of DraculaRun Fat Boy Run, and Boogyman 2Ron's Apendex wants to blow upBekka and Lesley are now Bekka or LesleyCookie Party CorrectionAustrailian Cops don't like dark windowsThe Computer is on its 8th lifeAnd the rest...Email us or call @ 206-350-7345 Love Links: Julie of the Badger Cast Big C of Bear Crawling Chrystal of The Life of SpaGuys Wife Kentie of The Flatus Show Jake & Erin of Just Not Right  …

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Tastes Like Burning #65: Post Tut Halloween Election Thingy

2008-11-10
Length: 55s

Leeann's Halloween PartyOur Halloween PoutyTim's Quasi-Childhood Memory: What I learned in School about All Hallows EveKing Tutankhamun the TurdMovie Review: Grandma's BoyRedboy sent us a bookKentie sent us a DVD to shareElection Day Thoughts (not politically heavy)Tim recommends some showsTim's Childhood Memory (for realzies):  Monkey See, Monkey PooVoicemail & Email Email Us or Call @ 206-350-7345 The Links & The Love: Calvin of Hello Waffles Shelly of Shelly's Podcast Chrystal of The Life of Spaguyswife Redboy of The Redboy Podcast Kentie of The Flatus ShowCBManager JohnKathyDandontticklemeCharles …

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Seasons Turn

2008-10-30

  The Rede...Bide the Wiccan laws ye must,in perfect love and perfect trust.Live ye and let live, fairly take and fairly give.Form the circle thrice about, to keep all evil spirits out.To bind the spell every time, let the spell be spake in rhyme.Soft of eye, light of touch, speak ye little, listen much.Deosil go by the waxing moon, singing out ye Witches’ Rune.Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out ye Baneful Rune.When the Lady’s moon is new, kiss your hand to her times two.When the moon rides at her peak, then ye heart’s desire seek.Heed the North wind’s mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail.When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss thee on the mouth.When the wind blows from the West, departed souls may have no rest.When the wind blows from the East, except the new and set the feast.Nine woods in the cauldron go, burn them fast and burn them slow.Elder be the Lady’s tree, burn it not or cursed you’ll be.When the wheel begins to turn, soon the Beltaine fire’ll burn.When the wheel hath turned to Yule, light the log the Horned One rules.Heed ye flower, bush and tree, by the Lady blessed be.Where the rippling waters flow, cast a stone and truth you’ll know.When ye have and hold a need, harken not to others greed.With a fool no season spend, nor be counted as his friend.Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart.Mind the threefold law ye should, three times bad and three times good.When misfortune is anow, wear the blue star on thy brow.True in love you must ever be, lest thy love be false to thee.These eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill,"An It Harm None, Do What Ye Will"The history...Samhain  (October 31st)Samhain, (pronounced SOW-in, SAH-vin, or SAM-hayne) means "End of Summer", and is the third and final Harvest. The dark winter half of the year commences on this Sabbat.It is generally celebrated on October 31st, but some traditions prefer November 1st. It is one of the two "spirit-nights" each year, the other being Beltane. It is a magical interval when the mundane laws of time and space are temporarily suspended, and the Thin Veil between the worlds is lifted. Communicating with ancestors and departed loved ones is easy at this time, for they journey through this world on their way to the Summerlands. It is a time to study the Dark Mysteries and honor the Dark Mother and the Dark Father, symbolized by the Crone and her aged Consort.Originally the "Feast of the Dead" was celebrated in Celtic countries by leaving food offerings on altars and doorsteps for the "wandering dead". Today a lot of practitioners still carry out that tradition. Single candles were lit and left in a window to help guide the spirits of ancestors and loved ones home. Extra chairs were set to the table and around the hearth for the unseen guest. Apples were buried along roadsides and paths for spirits who were lost or had no descendants to provide for them. Turnips were hollowed out and carved to look like protective spirits, for this was a night of magic and chaos. The Wee Folke became very active, pulling pranks on unsuspecting humans. Traveling after dark was was not advised. People dressed in white (like ghosts), wore disguises made of straw, or dressed as the opposite gender in order to fool the Nature spirits.This was the time that the cattle and other livestock were slaughtered for eating in the ensuing winter months. Any crops still in the field on Samhain were considered taboo, and left as offerings to the Nature spirits. Bonfires were built, (originally called bone-fires, for after feasting, the bones were thrown in the fire as offerings for healthy and plentiful livestock in the New Year) and stones were marked with peoples names. Then they were thrown into the fire, to be retrieved in the morning. The condition of the retrieved stone foretold of that person's fortune in the coming year. Hearth fires were also lit from the village bonfire to ensure unity, and the ashes were spread over the harvested fields to protect and bless the land.Various other names for this Greater Sabbat are Third Harvest, Samana, Day of the Dead, Old Hallowmas (Scottish/Celtic), Vigil of Saman, Shadowfest (Strega), and Samhuinn. Also known as All Hallow's Eve, (that day actually falls on November 7th), and Martinmas (that is celebrated November 11th), Samhain is now generally considered the Witch's New Year.Symbolism of Samhain:Third Harvest, the Dark Mysteries, Rebirth through Death.Symbols of Samhain:Gourds, Apples, Black Cats, Jack-O-Lanterns, Besoms.Herbs of Samhain:Mugwort, Allspice, Broom, Catnip, Deadly Nightshade, Mandrake, Oak leaves, Sage and Straw.Foods of Samhain:Turnips, Apples, Gourds, Nuts, Mulled Wines, Beef, Pork, Poultry.Incense of Samhain:Heliotrope, Mint, Nutmeg.Colors of Samhain:Black, Orange, White, Silver, Gold.Stones of Samhain:All Black Stones, preferably jet or obsidian.…

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Merry Meet People

2008-10-30

As promised, Halloween Pictures from this year.  They are on the left info bar under the Eheeey!  Banner.  I will bug Leeann and try and get the Halloween Party Pics with all of us in costume up this weekend.  Have a safe and Haunting Halloween...-Tim…

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Tastes Like Burning #64: Halloween Preflight Countdown

2008-10-20
Length: 45s

Tim's First Two WeeksStock Market Go BoomHalloween DécorTrunk-or-Treat? Really?Voicemail/EmailEarly VotingTim's Childhood Memory: Milky WatersTim's Airline Fantasy REVEALED! ShoutoutsKentie of The Flatus ShowShelly of Shelly's PodcastLornaBig C of Bear CrawlingJake of Just Not Right Email Us or leave us a voicemail at 206-350-7345.…

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Tastes Like Burning #63: Break Job

2008-09-29
Length: 1s

In Sickness and In SicknessJames Puts on the BrakesIKE! Don't Kick the Coastline!Lion Thrown to the ChristiansTim's Flat-out Excited about His New HaircutJob? Job!Email and VoicemailSpielberg & Pitt ♥ The GaysGoogle Chrome ReviewTina Fey Is Effing Brilliant Shout-outs: Dan of Love Long and ProsperMatt of the Redboy PodcastTim of For Whatever ReasonChrystal of The Life of Spa Guy's WifeBog C of Bear CrawlingShelly of Shelly's PodcastKentie of The Flatus Show Email us or leave us a voicemail at 206/350.7345.…

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Moon over Timmy J. Studios

2008-09-22

The full moon.  I recorded this from our back yard after hurricane Ike passed by the DFW Metroplex.…

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False Start

2008-09-14

ATTENTION Due to illness and a total lack of topics, this week's show has been cancelled. Now back to your regularly scheduled surfing. Thank you. —James of TLB…

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IKE! That's a BAD baby!

2008-09-13

To all our listeners who may be concerned: Yes, Ike is coming straight for us. But don't freak out. We'll be fine. The Metroplex is about 600 miles inland, so by the time it gets here, it won't be any worse than the storms we experience regularly in the spring. Actually, this is better because, unlike the spring storms, we actually knew this was coming days in advance, so we've had plenty of time to prepare (which has amounted to moving exactly four lightweight plastic chairs, the outdoor fireplace bowl thingy, the propane grill, and the bird baths). The worst we'll get is about 4" of rain (not a problem; we're on a hill) and sustained winds of about 30–40 mph, gusting to maybe 50–60 mph (see preparations above). To our listeners in Houston/Galveston, other areas of S. Texas, and E. Central Texas: You're in our thoughts and we hope you made/make it through Ike's wrath unscathed. Thanks to all who've expressed concern for us and look for our special IKE edition of Tastes Like Burning tomorrow night. Stay crispy (no matter how wet you get)! —James of TLB…

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Patriot Games

2008-09-11

Happy Patriot Day, Everyone!…

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Tastes Like Burning #62: Dog Butt Smile

2008-09-07
Length: 49s

Saturday WorksDog SmartsFriday with MeganTim's Childhood Memory: For the Love of Sugar Email us or leave a message at (206) 350.7345 Shout Outs: Chrystal of The Life of Spa Guy's WifeKentie of The Flatus ShowNewlyweds Randy and Firefighter Cindy of 2 Guys 1 Brain  …

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Tastes Like Burning #61: POW! Right in the Old Woman Cooter!

2008-09-01
Length: 1s

BBQ MadnessFriday the 13th or "Ow! Right in the Old Woman Cooter!"Tim's New Duties: UPDATEMustang Honeymoon's OverSix Things You Didn't Know About UsXander HowlsTim's Childhood Memories: Throw Momma Under the Car . . . and the CannonGustav ComethMcCain's Palin' AroundFast Forward: Political StuffVoicemail and EmailShout Outs: CBShelly of Shelly's PodcastLornaThelmaKentie of the Flatus Show Email us or leave a message at (206)350.7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #60: How the Anorexic Have Fattened

2008-08-24
Length: 1s

Poopy SurpriseOlympic MowingSen. McCain's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 HousesSucky Movie Review: Lost Boys: The TribeTim's Childhood Adolescent Memory: Weight Loss SecretOlympic Events We AdmireTim's New Position Shout out to CB Email us or leave a voicemail at (206)350.7345  …

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Tastes Like Burning #59: Nuclear Karaoke Debate Squad

2008-08-18
Length: 1s

Karaoke NightTim's Childhood Memory: Back to SchoolKid FightsReligious RefundOlympic FencingSouth Park Season 11 ReviewNuclear WarFreddy Krueger Likes French Fried Taters Shout Outs: Shelly @ Shelly's PodcastKentie @ The Flatus ShowBig C @ Bear CrawlingMatt & Amy @ The Redboy Podcast Email Us or leave a voicemail at 206/350.7345  …

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Tastes Like Burning #58: Crap x 3 = Broke You'll Be

2008-08-12
Length: 49s

Dog MaintenanceTired of Buying TiresGarage Door DownCops Shoot DogsRIP Isaac Hayes & Bernie MacSouth Park Season 11Tim's Childhood MemoryVoice Mail and Email Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345 Shoutouts: Chrystal of The Life of Spaguys WifeKentie of The Flatus ShowBig C of BearcrawlingTim of For Whatever Reason  …

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Trouble Travels in Threes—Especially Expensive Troubles

2008-08-11

Greetings from Tastes Like Burning. We have experienced some technical difficulties unrelated to the show, but affecting show production, nonetheless.  We will be recording one tonight that explains our weekend trials, tribulations, and trouble, and hope to have it up by tomorrow morning. Thank you for your patience. —James of TLB…

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Tastes Like Burning #57: James n' Tim & The Dark Naught

2008-08-04
Length: 1s

It's Frakkin' HotLeeann's PartyMegan's PartyInterview with the FutileVoicemail & EmailDog Pee Saga (or Soggy)We're Naughty Smokers—againTim's Childhood Memory: Spilled MilkBus PsychoExtreme Home Makeover IdiotsRick Rolling Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345Special Hugs to:  Lorna                         C.B.Shout Outs to:    Chrystal of Life of SpaGuys Wife                         Kentie of The Flatus Show                         Shelly of Shelly's Podcast                         Steve of The Wicked Good Podcast…

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Cheek-flapping Fun

2008-07-29

So, yeah . . . we didn't get around to doing a show this weekend.  So if you've been waiting with bated breath for the next one to come down the tubes, you're gonna have to wait longer. We might try flapping our cheeks to squeeze one out today or tomorrow, but you may have to wait until Saturday or Sunday for the next EXCITING episode of TASTES LIKE BURNING.Stay crispy!—James of TLB…

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New Clickies & Things

2008-07-21

Hear ye, hear ye . . . Your friendly Tastes Like Burning webmaster has made a couple of changes and tweaks. A new banner made with Adobe Photoshop Elements 6.0.New category of links in the right-hand pane for the latest StumbleUpon sites we've mentioned on the show.The link to a complete Archive List at the top of the right-hand pane.We've also moved the site search bar and "Open links in new window" check box to the top of the pane, as well. We hope you enjoy the new features. Stay crispy! —James of TLB  …

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Tastes Like Burning #56: Don't Colonoscopy and Drive

2008-07-20
Length: 56s

  The Dinner that Never WasInternal MoviesTim Was SickCommunity Coffee Board UpdateMovie Reviews: Planet Terror & DogmaStupid People on the NewsVirtual Whatsit Childhood Memories: J Bleeds and T SurprisesKoala with a Side of VDAnd the rest . . .Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345Shout out to Kentie of The Flatus ShowSpecial nod to listener CB…

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Tastes Like Burning #55: Puppy Dog Party Hats

2008-07-14
Length: 54s

Party HighlightsFast Forward: Whedonites AttackCoffee House FlyerBook of Gaylic: Puppy DaysJoxer Teaches Xander the Twelve StepsDeutsch Kaninchen-Mörder (German Rabbit Murderer)Incredible Shrinking ProductsJames's Work 30-something Decor StormVoicemail & EmailWhich Email Address Do You Prefer?Excuse Me Maam, Is that a Bat in Your Bra or Are You Just Happy to See Me?Shoutouts:Matt of the Redboy PodcastLornaBig C and Erin Email us or leave us a voicemail at (206)350.7345…

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Joxer hams it up for the camera.

2008-07-11

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Joxer goes for a run.

2008-07-11

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Joxer & Xander play in the pool.

2008-07-11

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Introducing . . .

2008-07-09

The newest addition to the Timmy J. Studios family:XANDER!…

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Tastes Like Burning #54: We Missed You

2008-07-03
Length: 1s

Anniversary AddictionJames Turns 30Dog TalkIntroducing XanderPear Tree DowneHeeey! Item: Pear Tree FirewoodVoicemails & EmailsTutankhamun Comin'And the Rest . . . Special Hello, How Are Yous to:ErinCBLornaShoutouts: Big C and ErinChrystal & Rod KentieRedboyTimEmail or call us at (206) 350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #53: Hot Lesbian Grill

2008-06-18
Length: 1s

Bekka & Lesley ReturnMongolian GrillHot Lesbian UproarHeroine JoshTim RussertChildhood MemoryBra TalkBanterAfter Show BONUSPile O PooFarty PantsBONUS Childhood Memory: Oh No He Didn'tEmail Us at tlbshow @ gmail.com or Call Us @ 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #52: Mom + Dad x Crazy = Fun (Sometimes)

2008-06-16
Length: 41s

Mom + Dad x Crazy = Fun Fast Forward: Treats and Eats Zyrtec: The Decongesting Killer Leeann's Secret Life Voicemail Social Calendar One Decade Down Childhood Memories: Cars And The Rest . . . Call Us @ 206-350-7345 or Email Us: tlbshow@gmail.comShout Outs: Redboy @ The Redboy Podcast…

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Tastes Like Burning #51: Straight From The Teat of Venus

2008-06-11
Length: 50s

Hello EveryoneFood Talk Chocolate Coconut Milk: Straight from the Teat of the GoddessDog Sitting for Ingrates Fist Bump GateEntombed KittensPico is the New Relish Is that a Tomato in Your Salad or are You Just Deathly IllTim's Childhood Memory: First Stitches Email Us or Call @ 206-350-7345Shout Outs:  Ken @ The Flatus Show                   Big C @ Bear Crawling…

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Department of Corrections: What's in a Name?

2008-06-03

It has been brought to the attention of those of us here at the Tastes Like Burning studio that we made an error in citing the origins of Mr. Dick, the pink 12-inch magical fortune-telling Penis. We regret that we neglected to invent practical means of time travel once we learned of our mistake after the show to go back and state correctly that it was in fact "Mrs. C" (aka, Erin) who made the selection of the giant puce prick with ESP, and all Big C picked out was the cheesy over-the-hill 50th birthday mug filled with prunes. Clever.However, that said, had the Cs called-in during the show to help us celebrate our albeit small milestone, we would have avoided the embarrassment of making the mistake of assuming it was the Big "C" who picked the psychic fuschia phallus.Tastes Like Burning regrets the error.…

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Tastes Like Burning #50: The Big Five . . . Oh.

2008-06-01
Length: 1s

TLB Turns 50It's F***ing Hot HereTim's Day in Hell, or Going to Work on SaturdayBetter Eating and Eating BetterFast Forward: Full DisclosureAlien Video: Real or BullS***?Big C's (of Bear Crawling) Package ReduxVoicemailJames Flips a U'ey: Uncontacted Tribe PhotographedEmailBionic MonkeysGay Marriage in New York . . . SortaChrystal of Life of Spa Guy's Wife Calls to ChatTim's Stumble Upon Site: Unexplained MysteriesShout Outs: Tim of For Whatever Reason and Redboy of Redboy Podcast Email us or leave us a voicemail at (206)350.7345…

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Show 50 has been pushed back to Saturday. . .

2008-05-29
Length: 1s

Please listen for details . . .…

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Department of Corrections

2008-05-27

Good morning. On the blog post for Episode 49, "Quetsucrapbowle Commands You," the link for the Celestia program pointed to the wrong Celestia website.  As it turns out, celestia.com is actually some new age website for repainting your inner child's chakra or something. I have corrected the link and provided it on this post as well for your convenience. Tastes Like Burning regrets the error.  No seriously, we're sorry for sending you to those damn dirty hippies. —James of TLB The REAL Celestia website.…

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Tastes Like Burning #49: Quetsucrapbowle Commands You

2008-05-26
Length: 1s

DVD Haze All in My BrainForgettable Memorial Day WeekendJoxer's Doggie Date and Next-day HangoverPeni Spam Is Back!Email and VoicemailBook of Gaylic: Worshipping QuetsucrapbowleeHeeey! Item: StethoscopeDam EarthquakesTim's Stumble Sites:VectorparkTrue Colors of MarsCelestiaBonus Stumble: Saturn's Hexagon And the Rest!Shout-outs to: Shelly from Shelly's Podcast,Kentie from The Flatus Show, andChrystal from The Life of Spa Guy's Wife.Email us or call us at (206)350.7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #48: We Didn't Start the Fire . . . That We Know Of

2008-05-19
Length: 1s

Flag Hag, Mothers Day, Robot Suits, Marriage Gay, HD TV, Tim Stumbles Upon Three.  I Am Legend in the ride, US Customs Peek Inside.  A Lady Dies And Much More, Vote for us for Pod Peer Whore . . . We didn't start the fire. Well it could have been James, but we know Tim is to blame.  Ok Tim did start the fire, but he didn't use rags he used American Flags. . . Email or Call 206-350-7345Stumble 1Stumble 2Stumble 3Shout Outs:The Flatus ShowThe Life of Spaguy's Wife(Aren't you glad that song is stuck in your head now?)…

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Tastes Like Burning #47: Dog Gum Spider Butt

2008-05-12

AVP RequiemLeeann's Fembot JubbliesMissing YouthTarget CribsJames Had a DreamTim VampsMildred Loving's Message 1940-2008Fast Forward - Marry MeReeling In Your DogDog Gum Spider ButtSkull BongVoicemail & EmailAnd the rest . . .We always want to hear from you! Email Us or Call Us at 206-350-7345Shout Outs to:  Kentie @ The Flatus Show  & Matt @ The Redboy Podcast…

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Tastes Like Burning #46: Idiot

2008-05-05
Length: 1s

High Cost of LivingHypermiling (Idiot)Fast Forward: HyperRantSpeed Trap of the FutureFast Forward: Idiotic ConclusionVisit With LeeannSega Genesis ReduxeHeeey! Item: Lot of Fire SauceLeave Miley AloneEmail & VoicemailEmail us or Call us at 206-350-7345Shout Outs:  Shelly & Frank @ Shelly's PodcastChrystal @ Life of Spaguy's WifeTim & Nanette @ For Whatever Reason…

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Tastes Like Burning #45: Meal on Wheels

2008-04-28
Length: 1s

We're Couch-casting!  Fast Forward: Pre-show RamblingThe L Word Is SettledDog Park A-holesMeals on WheelsWeird Call from Mom2nd Born Prophesy (From The Book of Gayelick)Dinner w\Mom & DadeHeeey! Site and the Not So Big SurpriseFFFast ForwardMake a Better Breakfast Faster, Batter Blaster! Aluminum . . . Neurotoxins Anyone?Email\VoicemailDog SoccerTim's Childhood MemoryFast Forward: Technical NitpickinessEheeey Redux And the rest . . . Email Us or Call Us @ 206-350-7345Shout Outs:Big C @ Bear Crawling   +   Chrystal @ Life of Spaguy's WifeKentie @ The Flatus Show   +   Shelly @ Shelly's Podcast…

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Tastes Like Burning #44: People Won't Stop Dying

2008-04-20
Length: 1s

Did you miss show 41?  It may have missed you . . .The Final Word on LeeannMartha Stewart: RIP Paw Paw Sir Sheds A-LotPeople Keep Dying (See TLB #8 & TLB #9) Bye-Bye Other GrandmaDid My Family Just Cut Me Off?Old Folks: Fascinating Liars or Misunderstood History Repositories?Interjected: Fajita Roundup (Whoopah!) My Brother Had a Dream, LiterallySebastian: Fat Furry FecalphobeVoicemail\EmailNew eHeeey! Items: Desert Storm & Jurassic Park Collector CardsShout Out to Some FriendsFast Forward: Revenge, Craig's List StyleAnd the Rest . . .Shout Outs to:  Chrystal of The Life Of Spaguys Wife                       2 Guys 1 Brain                       Kentie of the Flatus Show                       For What Ever ReasonCall Us @ 206-350-7345 or Email Us …

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Tastes Like Burning #43: AWKWARD . . .

2008-04-13
Length: 56s

No other way to say it.  This isn't a normal show.  I mean yeah, Leeann came back to guest host, and we got your Childhood Memory, and a Fast Forward Segment, and an eHeeey! Item.  And sure there are some laughs, and we talk about fun and interesting things, but something didn't feel right.Judge for yourself, and leave feedback of some sort if you have any opinion on the whole thing.  (If you have feedback you don't want aired on the show, just let us know.) Email us or call us @ 206-350-7345.…

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Tastes Like Burning #42: WARNING: Don't Lift this Show Alone; It's Heavy

2008-04-07
Length: 29s

BONUS SHOWCAUTION:  This show is heavy and may require two people to lift it.BUT we still have fun, or at least I do.We talk about a dinner with my Dad which turns the subject to Death and the meaning of Life and we have that kind of talk. Mom's brother diesWe talk about religionJames discusses his grandmother's passingFateI have a new whisper segment Heady times, but still funny.…

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Tastes Like Burning #41: It's Raw Dammit . . . RAW!!!

2008-04-07
Length: 1s

Computer Crash 2.0Smoked Salmon A Call to CanadaTemp Agency WhoreMagazine DoucheMustang James:  Emo BlustangeHeeey Song VotesEmail & VoicemailNew eHeeey ItemNews StoriesMoving Inside The OfficeBug Bomb Wishes and Spider DreamsAnd the Rest . . .Shout Outs: Big C  of Bear CrawlingShelly of Shelly's Podcast  (Thanks for the Bumper)Chrystal of Life of Spaguys Wife  Redboy of The Redboy PodcastEmail Us or Call us at 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #40: The Gift

2008-03-30
Length: 1s

Welcome to Tastes Like Burning #40.  I like it all but after our gift opening and some great conversation, the Show $h!t starts at 22 1/2 minutes, ok 23 minutes, but I think it is all worth a listen.  But for those who don't want a slice of life with a side of casual conversation, there ya go.Happy Birthday Lucy Lawless, She turned 40 and so did we.We get a GIFT in the mail from our special guests that join us for the first 3rd of the show - No Words...Should Have Sent A PoeteHeeey Update:  The 2000 Ford Mustang auction has endedJames New New Car UpdateJames' Office PartyLeeann's BirthdayTim's Childhood MemoriesOffice Issues or NON IssuesVoice MailEmailThe RestShout outs to:Big C (Bear Crawling) and Erin  -  Shelly of Shelly's Podcast  Chrystal of Life of Spaguys Wife  -  Redboy of The Redboy PodcastEmail Us or Call at 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #39: Two paths diverge in the woods, and all I got was the runs.

2008-03-24
Length: 1s

In this run of Tastes Like BurningPhone Calls Squared English TalkBBQB - The extra B is for BabyFast Forward:Turrets MontageeHeeey Item: Quarters of the StatesNew Car BluesBonus eHeeey ItemCat Tackles Dog, Dog Runs In FearVoice MailEmailOther stuff I can't remember because the dog ate the show notesShout outs: Big C of Bear Crawling, and Tim & Nanette of For Whatever ReasonPlus Redboy and Amy and Chrystal of The Life of Spaguy's WifeEmail Us or call @ 206-350-7345 …

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Tastes Like Burning #38: Spilled Milk? I've Got Your Spilled Milk Right Here . . .

2008-03-16

First Yard Day of the SeasonTime ChangeTim's Mom's Birthday DinnerPoliticsFast Forward: Podcast Peer AwardsRace Talk—Are We Good Now?This Week's eHeeey Item:  A Magically Delicious Treasure TrollMiracle MannaVoicemail and EmailMary Anne Wants to Go Back to the IslandRandom FodderShout-outs to Ken from The Flatus Show, Chrystal from The Life of Spaguyswife, and Big C from Bear CrawlingCall us @ 206-350-7345 or Email Us…

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Tastes Like Burning #37: Like Hi-C but Not as Wet . . .

2008-03-13
Length: 1s

We have a fireside chat with Big C from the Bear Crawling podcast. (If chit-chat isn't your bag, skip ahead 20 to 30 minutes.) Political rantings. Tim starts eHeeey since eBay sucks now.Is  Tastes Like Burning secretly racist?  NO. They are just blatantly funny.Fast Forward: Tim doesn't want kids.  It's a mixed bag, but good nonetheless.Email us HERE or call us at 206-350-7345…

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Tastes Like Burning #36: That Dingo Raped My Baby

2008-03-01
Length: 1s

CarQuest 2008We are on Skype under tasteslikeburningMac and PC iTunes buttons added to the siteDog's first dog park, and Black Dog MountedTattoo Email Two thumbs down for CasablancaTim's Childhood Memory's: Quick Sand and GasolineFast Forward: James and the Baaaaad GoatOpen Ocean for the WiiRandom Banter Shout outs to: Redboy@The Redboy Podcast Chrystal@The Life of Spaguyswife Shelly@Shelly's Podcast, Tim@For Whatever Reason Randy@2 Guys 1 BrainMr. Shark Attack & Lady Star Fish@The Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Starfish ShowSpecial Thanks to Big C@Bear Crawling for the intro from Mini CCall us at 206-350-7345 or Email us…

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Show this weekend...

2008-02-28

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Tastes Like Burning #34: Hot Lesbian Action?

2008-02-19
Length: 2s

The much anticipated episode 34.  Well much anticipated by me anyway.Our good friends Bekka and Lesley stop by after a night out on the town.  We have the usual funny for the first half of the show, and then on to the sweet action.  Ok well it isn't action per say, but we basically discuss our four coming out stories and various life issue things.  BUT we still have fun doing it.  So say goodbye to boredom and hello Salty Goodness.  I don't know what that means. . .…

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Tastes Like Burning #35: Airbags Tastes Like Burning

2008-02-10
Length: 54s

T.L.B. Computer CrisisBig C's Wife, ERIN, has words with usLeeann's new license plate rocks: CSX 4O2Leo is a LabrahmerShout outs and email-ish stuff:Life of Spaguy's WifeCadence RevolutionFrom The Ville PodcastBear Crawling Tornadoes in February?James' WreckVoice MailJames and Tim watch Napoleon Dynamite from start to finishLeeann's Bitch of the weekTim's Dad's B-day dinnerLeeann bitches againJoxer can't find the dog in the machineTims Childhood Memory: The Debate Song Email us or Call us @ 206-350-7345 and find any kind of subscription you could want on the homepage, theres iTunes for Mac, iTunes for PC and feedburner and juice and all the rest........have a good week! (Especially Erin)…

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Tastes Like Burning #33 1/3: We are sick and Haunted . . .

2008-02-03
Length: 32s

In this episode we anticipate the release of our 2 hour episode #34 and tell you why it wont be up for a bit.  While shooting the $h!t, strange things happen and we discuss them along with the usual chatter.  Plus check out my new hair cut above…

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Tastes Like Burning #33: Cucumber Sandwiches Anyone?

2008-01-28
Length: 1s

Our week:Leeann's tribulations.James's so-so stuff.Tim's job still sux donkey balls. James's computer craps its pants and dies.Tim's childhood memories lead to some other childhood memories involving fish hooks and childhood feet.Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: The Trouble with Roommates.Bountiful Spam to Reach Out and Just Do.Email and Voicemail and Shout-Outs, Oh My!RedboyBig C of The Bearcrawling PodcastBig C's wife, ErinTim from For Whatever ReasonChrystal of Spa Guy's Wife The untimely death of a talented actor.Colonic Irrigation Email us your comments, criticisms, or show topic ideas, or call our voicemail and leave us a message. (206/350.7345)…

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Tastes Like Burning #32: MMmmm - Balls, it's not what you think.

2008-01-22
Length: 57s

So for like the first time in a long while, if ever, we had technical issues.  Show 31 and Show 32 were spliced together in a horrible T.L.B. Baby that we wanted to abort.  HOWEVER, I, Tim, of Tastes Like Burning, spent all night picking the show 32 PNA out of the retard monkey baby  that was show 3132 and well, here it is.  The majority was saved but I'm not gonna lie to you people, it isn't pretty.  Well, its not that bad really, just a few clips here and there, some sentences  are cut off in the beginning, but overall the show is intact and good.  If nothing else, stay for the Ball Segment 40 minutes in, its worth it.  There is Drama in the beginning, but we pick it up quickly.  Hope you enjoy.Tim of TLB…

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Tastes Like Burning #31: Domestic Issues

2008-01-20
Length: 1s

Tim & James dive into a socio-psycho-analysis of their relationship dynamic and how it has cost them all but one friend. Don't let the subject matter's deep, heady content (which leads to a shocking revelation at the root of it all) fool you; it's still pretty damn funny.NOTE: Tim can't count, so don't listen to him when he thinks this is Episode 32 (it really is Episode 31). Good thing James does our taxes.NOTE the Second: We've now added album art to the mp3 tag, so please let us know if it actually worked.…

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Tastes Like Burning #30: The Old Whore Is Back!

2008-01-12
Length: 1s

So that's where Leeann was . . . on her death bed.Losing his balls gave Joxer special super HYPER power.The great Hairspray debacle.Leeann reviews a movie or two.The water at Leeann's work is especially fertile.TATA Nano (no, we don't mean mini boobs).James foresees his own demise in a dream, then forestalls it the very next day!We like soup . . . unless it's every. Single. Night.Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: Shotgun Wedding Shower.Don't you judge Tim's bloody meat."Don't turn off my radio when I'm not here!"Big spam for the old whore.Blah, blah, blah. Email us your comments, criticisms, or show topic ideas, or call our voicemail and leave us a message. (206/350.7345) …

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Tastes Like Burning #29: Vacation wrap up and the stuff life is made of...

2008-01-06
Length: 1s

Hmmm . . . something seems to be missing here.Vacation, all we ever wanted . . . Was the last show's title confusing to anyone, or are we just paranoid?Joxer McNoballs, now with more Lamp Shade?Sleeping-in on vacation: Dream come true or nightmare?Stalking at the local movie exchange.The musical stylings of Patrick Wolf.James's Mustang pukes in the garage . . . and down the driveway, into the street.The eyes have it.Can year-old chips kill you?Pearl platter for two. Can anyone stop the Head On marketing machine?Commercials we don't hate.Three servings of spam.John and Wendy, where are you? Email us your comments, criticisms, or show topic ideas, or call our voicemail and leave us a message. (206/350.7345) …

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Tastes Like Burning #28: So THAT Was Xmas??? Well Happy New Year!!!

2008-01-01
Length: 51s

Who Is the Biggest Pervert?Post Xmas StuffWii-gateWow, my parents are peopleHippo DogTim's B-dayLeeann's Bitch of the WeekNew Years Traditionsecopod.co.ukRandom StuffSpam anyone?Happy New Year to our Listeners…

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Tastes Like Burning #27: So THIS Is Xmas??

2007-12-25
Length: 58s

We have a Solstice celebration with a little Christmas in the mix:'Twas the night before Xmas.Solstice, because we can.Shopping for a nervous breakdown.Leeann's Xmas Bitch 'O the Week.The worst F-word of them all: Family.Two's company and a million's a crowd.We open up presents "live" on air.Some news items of note:Medical Myths Refuted.Don't get raped in Saudi Arabia.No More Pink Nails!When your Xmas "bonus" isn't really yours. We get too distracted by shiny new toys and burning CDs to continue an intelligible conversation. Share your Holiday Horrors with us by leaving a voicemail at 206-350-7345, or email your story to tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.Merry Happy SolstiChrismaKwanzakah!!…

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Tastes Like Burning #26: Please Don't Shoot Us. It's Rude.

2007-12-12

People get shot, but there's free pizzaIt's the holidays at workBreaking Bitch NewsSecret Santa sucksEmail and voicemail shout outs to Nanette from the For Whatever Reason podcast, and listeners CB and Mekeekee Wii like to playWe get one funny spam out of 209The glowing electric pillowDigital death, and the end Call us @ 206-350-7345 or email at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com…

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Tastes Like Burning #25: Now Oozing with Confidence

2007-12-01
Length: 52s

Cursing at WorkThe FCC wants to kill cableCall us, we have voice mailWe read EmailListener Poll: Men to Women ratioFamily Guy Gags: Too much of a good thing or just too much?The MTV of oldLeeann's Bitch O' the Week . . . or fourYou have Spam, and it's hot, Betch!!!The Prophet is not a teddy bear?Home Remedies, they're a good thing A jaunty hello to Tim and Nanette at For Whatever ReasonCall us at 206-350-7345 and leave a comment, or leave one on the blog.  Or you can email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com and don't forget about the myspace page.…

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Hey, Everyone . . . Call me!

2007-11-28

We now have voicemail. So call us, bitches.206-350-7345We love you, you're our new best friends, call us every five minutes!--J (taking dictation from T) of TLB…

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Tastes Like Burning #24: Happy Thanksgiving, Douches. . .

2007-11-23
Length: 47s

It's Thanksgiving, and we're full of it. . . Thanksgiving We have a garage sale Cat Fight anyone? Sesame Street: After Dark Leeann's Mom's fiancé's family Dead Men's babies Text Bombs Charity and Lights In your Face Book To our Listeners, We Love you, how come you don't call anymore? Leave a comment on the blog, on our Myspace page or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.comHave a good weekend.TJ&L…

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Tastes Like Burning #23: Bow Chicka Bow-wow . . .

2007-11-13
Length: 46s

  Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of Halloween.  It will start to play right in your ear, when you download 23 . . . Show number? We don't need no stinkin' show number!Tim and Leeann:  The Date . . . The Marriage . . . The HorrorHalloween 2007—Trick or TreatJ Depp . . . Kind of scaryChina Watch 2007: Aqua Dots, because lead poisoning just wasn't good enoughLeeann's Bitch of the Week: Gas CrapJames has a Freaky Friday . . . kind ofSammies at QuiznosTon's Mongolian GrillCops here are drunkFortune Cookie TellersIs Leeann a WHORE?We have a contest and you have an email to write . . . Stephanie's Button and NaNo WriMo And the rest . . . Here on Tastes Like Burning!   Email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or leave a comment on the website.  Don't forget to visit us on MySpace and become a friend of the show!…

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Tastes Like Burning CONTEST!!!

2007-11-13

Don't forget to send in ideas about a contest.  That includes the contest types, the prizes and all of that.  And don't forget to download the all new Tastes Like Burning #23 below!!! tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com…

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MySpace Page

2007-11-10

Greetings, Listeners, We now have a MySpace page! Bookmark it and send us a friend request! http://www.myspace.com/tasteslikeburningshow Stay crispy! --James of TLB PS: Episode 23 is COMING SOON! -J…

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Tastes Like Burning #22: Spooky Fun

2007-10-30
Length: 56s

Halloween Plans 2007Leeann ponders demon dongHow we decorateLeeann's Party—Tits & TeethLeeann's cousin sucksShout outsBig Hugs to For Whatever ReasonJames is all Red about his Halloween at workTim BitchesPublic Radio wants money . . . and so do the policeCalling SandiThrow up dirt skirtHalloween: The Music Video—watch it on Google video for high quality, or just watch it on YouTube . . . . . . . . . well go on, watch it . . . Email your comments or audio comments to tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com  or leave a comment here on the website.…

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Tastes Like Burning #21: Back to Normal . . . Sort of

2007-10-14
Length: 1s

And now back to our regularly scheduled podcast.President Al Gore gets a prize, and there is political talk but not really.The Buffy Horror Picture Show.The News NOW IN HD + HD radio?  Really?Smoking Update.James test drives a 2008 Mustang GT.The Simpsons . . . wedding?Oprah had a pee rag, and Tim supports peeing in the shower.Tim has a wake up call he hopes never happens again.Sometimes office pranks go too far.Radio Head free.Some people have no morals and what we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for The Law.New California law and why it is stupid.Don Davis Auto Group sucks balls in a big way.Leeann needs party advice.Liam Sullivan has a new Kelly video out: Let Me Borrow That Top Email us a mesage or an audio comment at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.Or leave us a comment on the blogpage. But no pressure, really . . .…

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Tastes LIke Burning #20: The Green Show

2007-10-06
Length: 1s

Are you green?'Cause we're Super Green . . . Gas guzzlers and gas shortages. Ozone at ground-level is bad, mmkay? We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and buy ourselves a mower . . . and a weed whacker . . . and a blower. Texas and California air are each just as smoggy, but California's is more smuggy. Electric cars are coming if Tesla Motors has anything to do with it, even though GM tried to kill them. WieDaMark LED light bulbs and CFL light bulbs. Solar Power to the people. Water conservation and Grey Water. Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Recycling Hypocrisy. Living outside the margins to save paper. Corn-based ethanol is is not all it's Jimmy-cracked up to be. Let us know how you live green by leaving a comment or emailing us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.…

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Coming Soon to an MP3 Player Near You!

2007-10-05

Gather dear listeners, for the end is nigh . . . The end of your waiting for another episode of TLB, that is. That's right, the long promised Green Show is coming up next for Episode 20! We've spent countless minutes researching and sacrificed a small forest to print out our findings to bring you our take on living "green." Check back later this weekend for the download.Ciao.James of TLB(Note: No actual forests were harmed during the preperation for this show and we actually spent a couple of weeks doing research.)…

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Tastes Like Burning #19: When Puppies Attack

2007-09-16
Length: 38s

We have puppy problems (but nothing too bad) while we debate (and praise) the Dog Whisperer.  James has a meeting at work and it is irritating and pointless.  Our new weekly segment: "Leeann's Bitch of the Week" Tech support for parents is hard, but over the phone? Fuggedabowdit . . .   Psychotic white Mustang chases James at nearly 100mph.  Nina Gordon:  The woman. The music. The podcast: Suffragette Radio.  Taco Bell has a new commercial and Tim is ready to vomit . . . err, boycott.  Chinese ciggies and our own bad habit.  Article: Spiders spiders everywhere, and Tim has a theory.  No more Lassie; pass the Mr. Bigglesworth, please. It's the Zimbabwe buffet and pets are on the menu.  Don't let that Outro music fool you; we keep blabbing. So stay a while past the music.Leave a Comment or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.…

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Tastes Like Burning #18: Shet Happens . . .

2007-09-11
Length: 45s

The Texas Mourning Dove Massacre; Liam Sullivan's Kelly is gonna BETCH SLAP you, shetbag; Tim farts to the tune of Sara Silverman; Tim and James ponder why Show 7 has so many downloads; The newest big news at the Tastes Like Burning studios is a bitch . . . well no he's actually a boy, so really it's just a dog; Leeann is a photoholic; A CHRISTIAN PHONE BOOK lands on our doorstep; and other random stuff.Shout outs to:For Whatever Reason & Hometown TalesLeave a comment or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com!…

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Tastes Like Burning #17: That's "Ms. Bleep" to You

2007-08-27
Length: 44s

Tim is Evil . . . duh; Leeann makes Tim puke; Comments from the website; We have DSL now; For Whatever Reason show still rocks; Signing cards at work can suck; Don't you hate it when this happens?; Big A-holes spur a rant; Tim drops the F-bomb about saggin' pants\shorts (or "britches," as Leeann and her dad call them); The United Way can be WAY crappy, prompting a random rant at the end.  All this and more after this download.Email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or leave a comment!…

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Tastes Like Burning #16: Drunkcasting

2007-08-26
Length: 48s

We're 2/3 drunk and you're not.  So pour yourself a drink and, like, listen and stuff.Cheers!--TLB…

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What does it take to make Tim fart???

2007-08-25

A Jewess and a song apparently...details on show 18Sarah....Call me....Tim…

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TLB New Briefs

2007-08-23

Good evening. This is a Tastes Like Burning Special News Bulletin.As of last night, we have DSL.  Oh, that's right. We now have the ability to upload and download shows and files and whatever the hell else we want from the comfort of our living room--cord and hassle-free!  So YAY for no more crappy dial-up service! Show 16 and Internet voicemail to follow soon.Thanks to Tim and Nanette at For Whatever Reason for sending us the CDs of their show and shows we have been missing out on over the past year.  Now that you've caought us up, we can actually keep up.  (Loving your show, BTW!)We're gonna surf the HELL out of this thing!! Woooo!!--J of TLB…

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Tastes Like Burning #15: Tastes Like Bitch Babies

2007-08-22
Length: 1s

Exploding playgrounds, collapsing bridges, category 5 hurricanes, OH MY!; Timmy talks in Olympic-sized circles; James & Tim review Zombie Honeymoon; Leeann reviews Stardust; The movie, Hate Crime, makes us think; Kitty B. and the White Cotton Panties; The radio is repetitive and redundant; Organic milk rocks and doesn't give you man teats; Environmental Estrogens; Leeann & James get pissy; Department of Corrections For Whatever Reason; Bucket o' Estrogen-fish to 2 Guys 1 Brain; Bottered Watle; Stupid co-workers; James & Leeann call a truce over a brewskie; Timmy's insecure about his non-alcoholic ways; Leeann & James decide to drunk podcast . . . RIGHT NOW!; Irish Hell; Juan the Goat; Abusive pricks and the pregosaurs who love them; Diets are hard . . . on the NON-dieters; Leeann's overdue book; iPhones still suck; Domestic surveilance; and barebacking with Catherine the Great.NOTE: We take back everything we said about AT&T.  We love them. And their affordable DSL service.…

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New Eps

2007-08-20

Two new episodes of TLB coming soon! Keep checking back throughout the week . . .—James…

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Tastes Like Burning #14: Random Chaos

2007-08-08
Length: 52s

We're too lazy to podcast; Leeann gets a mammogram; Leeann on Weight Watchers; Leeann's dental fun; Shout-outs; Hairspray & John Waters; Sugar daddies and the gold diggers who date them; Ball-ripping fun; Peeny piercing; Getting schooled in a graveyard, India-style; James gives away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Collapsing bridges make us sad and ponder the safety of our own bridges; Choppers falling from the sky; Chinese imports will kill you and your children and your pets; James reviews Transformers; Bastian spooking the hell out of us; and Leeann's bitch, Piper, sees dead people.…

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Seriously, I'm Evil and Must Be Stopped

2007-08-07

So, funny story, I go home to edit the podcast and wound up writing on my novel for three hours and then watching Hot Fuzz after dinner with Tim, and not editing the podcast at all! Isn't that a riot!?  Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh . . . Seriously, I will make every effort to have it up and ready for download tomorrow.  Scout's honor and stuff.-- J of TLB…

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Bad James . . . Bad, BAD James!

2007-08-06

I am a bad, bad monkey who needs to learn to behave himself better . . . I didn't get around to editing the show this weekend (car trouble took priority).  So I'm afraid everyone'll have to wait until tomorrow. --James of TLB…

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Tastes Like Burning 13

2007-07-18
Length: 57s

Lucky number 13 on Friday the 13th is our longest show yet . . . Mwahahahahahahaaaa!! The cat came back; James's dental surgery fun . . . or at least the painkillers were fun; Leeann's La Bare's experience leaves her scarred for life; Giving Sebastian the Monkey-cat a chemical burn with a very bad product; James's shameful night at a bath house; Leeann's public park tryst on a picnic table outside the local ballpark; Tim's almost shameful almost caught parking by a cop; Tim tries to call Bekka & Lesley; Superstitions and fears; a shout out to Sandi; Don't you hate it when your name is made into a song?; and Leeann reviews the new Harry Potter movie.…

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Tastes Like Burning #012

2007-07-10
Length: 39s

Tastes Like Burning is cheaper by the dozen, or so we've heard. Intro? We don't need no stinkin' intro! Sebastian the monkey-cat almost kills James's Moto RAZR; James & Tim sentence the neighborhood tabby cat to death; PS2 DDR is totally fab; James's volunteer work is a total crapfest; Public puking; 4th of July fun; Leeann disses James's homeschool upbringing; Fortune Cookie Minute; Tim calls his dad; We dish on a Missionary Woman; The Star Wars exhibit wasn't all it's cracked up to be . . . unless you're smoking crack; and email us comments, bitches! tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or timmyjstudios@gmail.com…

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Tastes Like Burning #11

2007-06-12
Length: 47s

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; Speaking of inappropriate touching, don't you hate when strange people touch you?; and Everybody interrupts Everyone and Tangents Abound.…

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Tastes Like Burning #10

2007-06-04
Length: 38s

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horribly, grotesquely wrong (we're talking genetic experiment, Chernobyl mutation wrong).…

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Tastes Like Burning #9

2007-05-29
Length: 35s

In a very special Memorial Day TLB, we pop a podcast virgin's cherry; a friend's wedding, more dead grandma, and our funeral tyrade continues; how to make mint iced tea; our favorite chemical sweeteners and mouse butt cancer; a corny, sweet topic; Drinking and tasting alcohol; lets discuss some freaky sex acts; speaking of sex, every song is about sex or self-servicing, sorta; and a slight equipment malfunction.A thousand apologies for the low audio, the Tim-in-a-can sound of Number 8, and the James-&-Paul-in-right-and-left-cans sound (think of it as podcast surround sound) of this show. Our technical difficulties have now been resolved with a little sweat, blood, and solder, so Number 10 should be crystal clear and fantabulous.--J…

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Tastes Like Burning #8

2007-05-29
Length: 40s

We're BAaack! (Finally.)Hiatuses are bad for business; ch-ch-changes; Timmy's new job; a dead grandma; Smoking stops and starts; that wacky Arkansas misadventure;  getting excited about going potty and why do cigarettes make you go dook?; and when male anatomy is disproportionate.…

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Tastes Like Burning #7

2006-08-30
Length: 30s

You could start out with uh, a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, but I hear 7 is the most popular.Change in the weather, Mother Nature needs Prozac, Survivor gets real, Celebrity Duets, Watches are so out, and emails and other Crap.  Sorry about the slight hiss in this eppy, it seems our levels were messed up by DAMN DIRTY APES!!!  Email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or leave us a comment at tasteslikeburningshow.blogspot.com.  P.S. if you are sitting there reading this, we love you and thanks for listening. …

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Tastes Like Burning #6

2006-08-21
Length: 34s

Leeann drops in for another visit--YAY!  Pranks on co-workers are fun; the ghosts of Halloweens past and future raise the dead; touching JonBenet Ramsey; the "miracle" tree in San Antonio really isn't & other bullshit; and penguins on the highway are better than some things. See The Maze James and Tim built for one of Leeann's Halloween Partys.  Tim is staring as your guide Poco.  …

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Tastes Like Burning #5

2006-08-18
Length: 28s

Terror Alert, Terrorism is Bullshit, Give Me A Dollar...Bitch,   Spensive Cookies, and other crap... Email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com or visit tasteslikeburningshow.blogspot.com for other fun links.      …

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Tastes Like Burning #3

2006-08-14
Length: 29s

Tastes Like Burning #3 Our friend Leeann stops by to share her wisdom on the show.Coffee is great, especially when I make it. People who drive, or at least the stupid ones. Stopping smoking isn't nearly as tasty as lighting up, and how to tell someone they need a mint.Please leave comments or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com.  …

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Tastes Like Burning #4

2006-08-12
Length: 26s

Leeann returns for more, an entire hour later.  We talk about MySpace, for better or worse.  Wishing Robin Williams well, and our after death plans.  The crazyness gets, well crazy I guess as the hour gets late, with ANOTHER special guest near the end of the show.Please leave us a comment or email us at tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com…

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Tastes Like Burning #2

2006-08-10
Length: 33s

Spiders, Pools, and Pee Wee OH MY!…

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Intro Show

2006-08-10
Length: 23s

Intro Show…

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About Tim & James and Tastes Like Burning

2004-01-07

So about us... Not quite boyfriends and not quite married (yet), Tim and James have over a decade of being a couple under their belt.  James is an astute intellectual who is ever so dreamy.  He enjoys literature, movies and music of all kinds.  He loves a great home D.I.Y. project and is quite handy with almost any kind of tool.  Mechanically on top of his game, he loves working on his Mustang  and maintaining his and Tim's car.  An avid reader, writer and artist, James has a series of children's books in progress that can be found on Amazon.com HERE. Tim is a creative free spirit at heart.  With a love for movies, music, meat and the Internet, he enjoys podcasting, making little movies, and photography and cooking.  Empathetic and interested in the human condition, Tim find the social exploration of podcasting and social media very rewarding.  Though not opposed to getting his hands dirty in the yard or on projects, he really love to cook a great meal, or edit videos to post online.  He also loves a go at a great video game but more for the story and not so much for the trophies.   Tim and James have a house in the DFW area of Texas, where with their pets Joxer, Xander, Sebastian and Simon, they make a life and a home with each other, full of laughs and love and good times. Keep up with the lives of this couple on their weekly (most of the time) podcast Tastes Like Burning, where they talk about Dysfunctional family, holiday strife, or just plain poop, along with music and movie reviews, food reviews and commentary on every day life and all the little things in between.…

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Tastes Like Burning Promos!

2004-01-02
Length: 30s

    These are the promos we have created for the show, this page will also feature any promos you make for us! The newest promos will be at the top of the list.   Use these promos anywhere you like to help spread the word about the show...Thank you!   TLB Austin Promo TLB No Crabs Promo TLB No Crabs Mellow Promo TLB Not A Cooking Show Promo TLB Not A Cooking Show Alt Promo TLB Sort of Sexy Promo TLB Sort of Goth Sexy Promo TLB WonderPod Powers Promo…

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Complete Show List by Number

2003-12-31

  BARK! WHO GOES THERE!(Don't mind Cerberus-Xander, Guardian of the Burning Archives; his yip is worse than his nip.) Right-click on the link next to the show number you wish to download and select "Save target as..." to save the file to your computer. -or- Just regular ol' left-click the link to play directly from the website through your browser or Windows Media Player. Full Episodes by Number: Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download(don't forget the Bonus Show) Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Show 100 in FOUR Parts! Download Part 1 Download Part 2 Download Part 3 Download Part 4 Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Coming Soon! The Timmah! Minicasts: Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Download Coming Soon!…

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Tastes Like Burning

Commentary on life and everything else. Funny? Sure. Irreverent? Of course. Politically correct? Don't count on it.

Tastes Like Burning


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