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TAP Series 9 Episode 15: Chilldogs & Celebrity

2013-06-29 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Joe has been spotted in public, and is now apparently some sort of celebrity. Meanwhile, Ben has started a rap group. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 14: Actors & Australia

2013-06-08 :: The Absolute Peach

In this packed and pepped-up show, we discover what Ben's scared of, learn that Joe doesn't think Pygmys are real, and discuss why actors' careers go wrong. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 13: Walking & Wanting

2013-06-02 :: The Absolute Peach

We discuss what's going on with the 'kizzids', Joe has been listening to pop music, and something ridiculous has happened to Ben (again). Bangin' guest intro theme made by Ben's brother, Jake! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 12: Sweeps & Slugs

2013-05-24 :: The Absolute Peach

After a long break, the boys are back in town! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 11: Mice & Memes

2013-02-22 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben and Joe talk about the Harlem Shake, a mouse Joe saw in the supermarket, and stupid people who fall for internet scams. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 10: Coaches & Charity

2013-02-08 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this energised and hilarious show, Ben and he who shall not be named laugh, yell and argue about travel, sickness and whisky. Plus, Ben learns a valuable lesson. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 9: Muscles & Musicals

2013-01-30 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben and Joe return to the studio after the Christmas break brimming with verve and vitriol. Ben has been to see Les Misérables and provides his (spoiler-free) review, and Joe tells of how he embarrassed himself at the gym. We also talk about Joe Pasquale and our ingenious weight-loss ideas. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 8: Nods & Noël

2012-12-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In our feature-length 2012 Christmas special, we make fun of everything from Christmases gone by, to embarrassing shopping trips, what makes us feel in the Christmas mood, and we spend a good chunk of time talking about - for some reason - a certain children's TV show. This episode is almost 2 hours of festive Peach: funny and full of banter. Merry Christmas! And if you're listening at a different time of year, Merry That! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 6: Fish & Futures

2012-12-05 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

A long day at work leaves Ben feeling a little strange, and it isn't long before the show takes a turn to the weird. Ben teaches Joe about how fish breathe and talks about a new movie he saw recently, and Joe shares how he met a talking moose. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 7: Bards & Beards

2012-12-05 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This week, we talk about how our taste in women changes as we age, our ideas for the future of street performance, and people who dress like idiots in the name of fashion. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 5: Name & Shame

2012-11-30 :: The Absolute Peach

Joe shows up to the studio dressed up all fancy, and Ben teases him for it. We talk about the importance of listening, and Ben shares a recent experience in an Indian restaurant. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 4: Islands & Infidels

2012-11-23 :: The Absolute Peach

In this show, we hear Joe's latest solution to the problems of this world, hear from an angry young man with some points to make, and discuss some dubious news. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 3: Aviaries & Exhibitionists

2012-11-16 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben went to the gym and was horrified at what he saw there. Joe has been talking to the animals, and we tear apart the latest teen music monstrosity. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 2: Starman & Spider Wars

2012-11-02 :: The Absolute Peach

Our second live show starts with a conversation about well-to-do dogs and throwing rocks at hobbits, and only gets more bizarre from there. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 9 Episode 1: Psychos & Sweetbread

2012-10-26 :: The Absolute Peach

We're back, and we're LIVE every week! The Absolute Peach hits the airwaves with a fun show about Californian adventures, freaks on the internet and arguments about sweetbread. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 20: Birthdays & Bedwear

2012-07-28 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

The final episode of the series has come around, and it seemed only right to revisit an old favourite segment. It's also a significant birthday for Joe. He didn't want to celebrate it, so naturally, Ben appealed to the fans to send in some birthday wishes to mark the occasion. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 19: Rock & Rhetoric

2012-07-13 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben arrives all fired up after a rock gig and is armed with angry stories about the people he found there. It's an energised show, and as always, there's plenty of humour to help the vitriol go down. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 18: Pob & Popcorn

2012-07-02 :: The Absolute Peach

In this show, Joe gets something off his chest, we're visited by an old friend, and there's new Cret A Manger. Also, a sweet new competition! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 17: Sweet & Squash

2012-06-24 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Being the consummate sportsman and all-round smart guy that he is, Ben started playing squash recently and ran into a wall. Joe, meanwhile, has had a run-in on a bus, so we're all set for some good old-fashioned ranting and raving on this week's show. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 16: Cuddles & Copters

2012-06-08 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

We're back after a few weeks out to resurrect the ruckus and bring you another hour of Peach fun, including a particularly odd 'News Watch' involving a cat helicopter. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 15: Muddles & Manliness

2012-04-20 :: The Absolute Peach

After what might — to the uneducated — appear to be a false start, this show shifts into high gear and, gosh darn it, it just refuses to slow down. We talk about how we judge each other, Ben's new exercise regime, what "muddling" is, and a twisted invention from the warped mind of Joe. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 14: Pizza & Pigeons

2012-04-15 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this show, Ben comes over all cockney, and finds himself the target of criticism for watching Ghost The Musical. Plus, Joe pitches yet more new cuisine ideas. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 13: Drugs & Dog TV

2012-03-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Joe's pre-show vocal warm-up sparks a debate, and he and Ben are bickering before the show even kicks off. We take a look at DOGTV, a television channel for, well, dogs, which spirals into a passionate (but hilarious) rant, as is our way. There's a new Map of Shame, and we cover a dubious news article about squirrels that are "addicted to crack". For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 12: Handshakes & High Fives

2012-03-17 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

There's nothing more awkward than a failed high-five. Or a fumbled handshake. In this show, Ben and Joe share their hilariously hideous experiences in human interaction, and discuss how we can do things better. We also hear about the latest cretin who's making news for absolutely no good reason at all. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 11: Boo Boos & Rat News

2012-02-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this show we meet a weird little pageant princess, talk about what to do if you see an alien, and find out why Joe advances closer and closer to v2.0 every day. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 10: Scraggie Aggie & The Cat Reaper

2012-02-18 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben and Joe are in the studio on a Saturday morning and are super pepped, resulting in this hilarious show. We talk about everything from dating to De Niro and Joe shares his plans for a brand new Britain. Plus, there's an awesome 18-minute pre-show, only for TAPAS Subscribers. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 09: Drunks & Deodorant

2012-02-06 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben went out for breakfast before the recording of this show, and came back feeling a bit odd. Joe is berated for not wearing deodorant and for trying to pass himself off as a vodka distiller. We also cover the latest world news and talk about how it feels to approach our thirties. It's a funny show, so download it now and put it in your ears. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 08: Fear & Footwear

2012-01-29 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this show, we learn about the fun side of escalator safety, hear a factual account of a rain of apples, and wonder about the possibility of alien visitation. As always, it's the eclectic mix of nonsense that you love. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 07: Teets & Titles

2012-01-22 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben's suffering but drags himself into the studio to bring you another hour of Peach fun, because, well, you're worth it. Joe has been experimenting with brewing his own liquor and is under the delusion that he has been bestowed with an official lairdship, and Ben also recounts meeting a moronic barman in the return of our 'Cret A Manger' segment. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 06: Pops & Nuts

2012-01-13 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's the first show of the year and Ben and Joe are already at each other's throats. It's really funny though, so, you know, all's well that ends well. We also talk about lottery winners, 'booty popping' and Daily Mail readers. Download and fill an hour of your life with joy, or something. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 05: Mistletoe & Folly

2011-12-23 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day, when the things and the stuff and the something something play. It's the week before Christmas, and Ben's sick of all these festive songs. It's not all lumps of coal and humbugs though, as Joe jumps in to defend the likes of Slade and Wizzard. We also talk about a kid who threatens to kill Santa. Merry Christmas! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 04: Wack & Jack

2011-12-16 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It’s another crazy show packed with good old fashioned, rootin’, tootin’ jokes. Actually, it’s not that crazy at all, it’s just normal. Which is to say, it’s an hour of classic Peach humour in which Ben and Joe rant on the topics of cat hunts, eye surgery and old people. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 03: Kandoo & Kindle

2011-12-09 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this hilarious show, Ben and Joe launch into a strange discussion before the intro music even plays, but that's OK, because it's funny. Joe has bought yet more new tech, and we discuss the oddball cast of The Gadget Show, in particular the gimpy weird one (you know the one). For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 02: Berries & Business

2011-12-02 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this week's show we talk a bit about stand up comedy, specifically the people in the audience who we'd all rather weren't there at all. We also hear about a man who found a frog in his dinner, and Ben has a hard time pitching a business idea. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 8 Episode 01: Baby Jokes & Old Folks

2011-11-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Finally, the Peach has returned for a new series! Admit it, you're excited. We kick Series 8 off with a hilarious show that's gonna make you laugh until your face falls off. There's also a seven-minute intro, in which we have one of the most bizarre conversations we've ever had on the show. It's just how we do. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Live! Episode 12: Flies & Fertility

2011-09-22 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Beasley's back in the studio for the first time in ages, and he's already put Ben's nose out of joint. Despite this, Ben, Joe and Your Lord knock out a cracking live show in which we hear about the repercussions of fly swallowing, bizarre toilet encounters and why Ben's (allegedly) "constantly buying RAM". Join us for The Absolute Meet in London on October 22nd! Details at http://theabsolutepeach.com/tapmeet …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 20: Pudden & Pie

2011-08-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's the final episode in the current series, and we bring the funny to your ear-bones. Joe and Ben talk about how even nursery rhymes are affected by political correctness, argue about films and do a critical analysis of a youth hostel advertisement. Not really: we rip it to shreds. Enjoy! For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 19: Fire & Rain

2011-07-29 :: The Absolute Peach

An alien encounter, a cretin at a concert and a man who barked at a dog are just some of the topics covered in this week's show. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 18: Bull Sharks & Ignorance

2011-07-22 :: The Absolute Peach

Joe arrives at Peach Studios armed with a unique story of a shark hunt gone awry. We talk about elbow punching, dreams of the future and Joe has an apology to make. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 17: Pinches & Paddles

2011-07-17 :: The Absolute Peach

Cat therapy, Joe's naked encounter and a killer chimp are just some of the topics covered in this classic episode. If you don't laugh when you hear this show, check your pulse - you just might be dead. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 16: Rhythms & Rapids

2011-07-08 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This week, Joe is revealed to be a sore loser, we talk about Ben's trip to visit Michael in London, do a movie review in our own unique style and cover the latest song by the people who brought you Rebecca Black. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 15: Falls & Fragrance

2011-06-24 :: The Absolute Peach

In this show, Ben shows off a device he has come into possession of which claims to be able to read minds. Joe has been watching movies about perfume, but still hasn't seen "Up", and we talk about the latest hopeless fool looking to cash in on their own stupidity. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 14: Tron & Torment

2011-06-24 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's been a week of pain for Ben, and he explains why in this show. We talk about the Tron guy's appearance on America's Got Talent, trial a brand new segment and discuss Ben's latest invention idea. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 13: Stan & Sanders

2011-06-03 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This week, Ben & Joe meet a man named Stanley who has, let's say, an unusual lifestyle. We also open up a gift package from the US which threatens to rot our brains and bodies, and Joe reviews Battle: Los Angeles. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 12: Panic & Pool Noodles

2011-05-28 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben & Joe come back from a trip to the beach to bring you a show full of stories, rants and weird news. Ben tells of embarrassing events on the road, while Joe is less than satisfied with a recent trip to the zoo. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 11: Good Jokes & Bad Ideas

2011-05-13 :: The Absolute Peach

Here at The Absolute Peach, we joke around a lot. We say a lot of things in the name of humour that some might disagree with. Like the stereotype that women, on average, aren’t funny. This week, we may just be proved wrong. We also talk about boys in skirts, there’s new Joe Cuisine, and we hear about a man who thought he had the hardest head in the world. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 10: Speech & Snuff

2011-05-06 :: The Absolute Peach

This week, Ben's angry about a recent experience at a classy hotel, Joe's been dreaming about being at sea, there's listener-submitted Chav Watch, and we cover the latest morons making news. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 09: Fame & Foolishness

2011-04-29 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It’s the day of the Royal Wedding, and if that isn’t your thing, the Peach is here to offer you a comedic alternative. Ben and Joe talk about theme parks, toilet innovations and a brush with fame. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 08: Brats & Biscotti

2011-04-22 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Chavs, ghosts and pepper spray are all on the menu this week, as Ben and Joe reuinite in the studio after a week off to bring you another hour of hilarity. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 07: Oats & Goats

2011-04-08 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben and Joe are back after a week off to bring the funny. In this show, we explore the pros and cons of buffet food, there's new Chav Watch, and we learn of a guy who likes to discuss fast food price hikes at gunpoint. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 06: Bikes & Bread News

2011-03-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Being the big-hitting go-getter that he is, Ben cruises around town mostly by pedal cycle. This week, however, things aren't going his way in that department. Joe's been on a weekend break to Newquay seeking tea shops run by little old ladies, and we talk about the latest wet blanket in the news who got someone fired for nothing. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 05: Seating & Beating

2011-03-18 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's Friday! Gotta get down on Friday. Or at least, if Rebecca Black is to be believed. Ben is joined in the studio by Graeme, a snake-wrestler from a foreign land in a show that's packed with stories, all rounded off with a dissection of what might be the biggest turd to hit the music industry since a young girl named Justin Bieber. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 04: Chats & Caboodles

2011-03-11 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben's just got back from a weekend of partying and can't wait to tell of the crazy time he had. We discuss the pain of small talk, and Joe's been Chav spotting. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 03: Blades & Burglars

2011-03-04 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben and Joe kick off this week's show with a warning about the dangers of eating popcorn in the cinema. Also covered is a man with a knife in his head, and a discussion on the merits and pitfalls of online dating. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Live! 11: Magic Feet & Potty Pods

2011-02-26 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Our first live show of 2011! Ben has stumbled across news that an idea he created in Series 2 was possibly stolen by scientists in the US, and yet he goes on to share details of his latest innovation. Ben and Joe quiz Beasley on how he's been spending his time, and we learn of a girl who's taking desperate measures in a bid to gain an invitation the Royal Wedding. …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 02: Soap & Swine Flu

2011-02-18 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben turned 28 this week, and invited Joe to his birthday celebration. After all, Joe gets the party started, right? We also talk about The Biggest Loser, there's the return of Squirrel News and we learn of a girl who eats soap. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 7 Episode 01: Milk Stores & Cock Fights

2011-02-13 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

The Peach makes its triumphant return! After almost two months, Ben and Joe are back in the studio to launch the new series the only way we know how - with an hour of Peach brand banter & bickering. We take a look at the Christina Aguilera Superbowl flub (fluff?), find out why Joe got punched in the face, and discover a hot new talent in the hip-hop scene. For more information about this show, visit theabsolutepeach.com …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 21: Presents & Precious Things

2010-12-24 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

So you thought you weren't getting a Christmas Special this year, huh? Oh ye of little faith. Ben, Joe and Beasley gather round the Christmas tree to bring you a feature-length Peach extravaganza! We're not going to tell you what we talk about, because that'd be like telling you what's in the gift before you unwrap it. So download this show, shun your friends and family, plug in your headphones and enjoy. Merry Christmas! …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 20: Fire Drills & Finishers

2010-11-26 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Just short of four years in the business and we've wrapped up Series 6 - our most successful series yet. We've seen lots of new fans join the TAP community, added guest hosts to the fold, and sharpened our skills at broadcasting live to the millions. You might think that we'd spend this show reminiscing, but instead we talk about freeloaders, awkward moments and people who die in funny ways. See you soon! …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 19: Mace & Morns

2010-11-13 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's a chill November night, but Ben and Joe are cosy and warm in the studio. In this show, Ben shares a product idea that might just change the world. Meanwhile, Joe has taken to wearing socks on his hands. Please nominate us for the Comedy award in the Podcast Awards - http://www.podcastawards.com - nominations close 21 November! …

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TAP Live! 10: New Boys & Paper Toys

2010-11-09 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ten live shows. Ten! Well, aren't we all fancy and tech-savvy. We've got this podcasting game locked down so tight, this week we even throw in a new guest host just to see what happens, and, well, let's just say you'd better hold your sides on tight, or something. As well as grilling our new guest Gavin, we talk about going bald, take some listener calls and unveil the next child singing sensation. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 18: Halloween & Harbisons

2010-11-05 :: The Absolute Peach

In this show, Joe and Ben talk about double glazing, ovens and ranges. If this wasn't The Absolute Peach, you might think that makes for a boring show. But this is The Peach, so you're gonna love it. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 17: Man Dates & M&M's

2010-10-29 :: The Absolute Peach

There's an awkward air in the studio this week, as Ben and Michael can't agree on whether or not it's gay for two male friends to go out for a curry together. Also, Ben has come up with an ingenious new way to enjoy a bath, and we read out the first hand-written letters sent to our new mailbox. …

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TAP Live! 09: Conkers & Courtesy

2010-10-22 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's the first live show in over two months, and Ben and Joe are at the helm. Ben's not happy about a recent shopping experience, and shares a recent embarrassment in brand new Map of Shame. We also get into a discussion about pointless apologies and take some listener calls. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 16: Lettuce & Letdowns

2010-10-15 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Every so often, a time comes when somebody is going to get called out on something. This week, it's Joe's turn. Michael is in the studio for the first time in a while, and can't understand why Ben is all heated up about salad. We also try to understand Joe's rather muddled views on children. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 15: Bigots & Barbecues

2010-10-08 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben's back from a week on holiday, but can't talk about it on the show because his computer hates him. Bungle comes bearing gifts and October Christmas spirit, we delve into the very first package to be sent to the TAP Mailbox, and revisit an old topic which has sprung up again in the news: racist babies. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 14: Claws & Canines

2010-09-24 :: The Absolute Peach

Beasley and Joe join Ben to explore such topics as inappropriately dressed children's TV characters and ice creams for dogs. Plus, Ben and Joe recount what happened when they bumped into one another on a night out in town. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 13: Tweet & Toine

2010-09-17 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben's giddy with excitement at the latest development in Joe's life. Despite everything he's always said about hating technology, Joe has gone and bought himself a smartphone, and Ben just can't wait to interrogate him about it. We also catch up on what our good friend Antoine Dodson has been up to since finding fame as a mad but likeable dumbass. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 12: Bouncers & Breweries

2010-09-10 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this week's show, Joe, Beasley and Ben talk about homebrew and the awkwardness of foreign exchange programmes. Ben recounts his recent trip to Bath and Joe explains how he was thrown out of a club for standing up for his right to be served while topless. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 11: Hard Sleep & Stunted Growth

2010-09-03 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this show, Joe and Ben are alone in the studio for the first time this series and discuss such topics as Joe’s recent trip to a Norwegian paradise, the origin of Bradford and how best to preserve the appeal of child actors. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 10: Cats & Chick Flicks

2010-08-27 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Despite taking a slating in his absence last episode, Beasley's back to set the record straight as to what really happened at The Absolute Beach. Bungle joins the show with a story of a recent accident which may have left him with super powers, and we talk about movies, game shows and an incident circling the internet involving a cat and a bin. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 09: Peaches & Beaches

2010-08-13 :: The Absolute Peach

Fresh from our second official meetup "The Absolute Beach", Michael and Joe join Ben to recount the day's events, including what happened within seconds of Joe and Beasley meeting each other on the morning of the event. The rest of the show becomes a kaleidoscope of tangents, where we cover everything from salad to Sing Along Songs. …

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TAP Live! 08: Rappers & Road Trips

2010-08-06 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's the week before The Absolute Beach and the guys are gearing up to meet a bunch of fans down here in Bournemouth. We take your calls including listener-contributed Chav Watch and Squirrel News and Michael has stories from his trip to France. We round things off by checking out the latest loony doing the rounds on the internet. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 08: Ecstasy & Apathy

2010-07-30 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben has a confession to make. He's let himself down, the show down and the fans down. What did he do? Find out in this show! We also discover the happiest camper who ever lived and Beasley comes under fire for his aloof approach to this week's show. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 07: Dress & Delivery

2010-07-17 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This week, Beasley explains what happened when he tried to have his shopping delivered, and we hear about one of Ben's weirdest dreams yet. We also talk about how Englishmen don't know how to dress for hot weather. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 06: Films & Farming

2010-07-10 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This week, Ben is joined in the studio by Bungle. We talk about nicknames, nursing and Ben goes off on a rant about a recent cinema experience. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 05: Vegas Heat & Monkey Meat

2010-07-02 :: The Absolute Peach

Beasley's back from his adventures in Las Vegas and has many a story to tell. We also talk about a very frustrated shopper, hear about a weird encounter with a pregnant woman in brand new Map of Shame and enjoy a classic voicemail movie review. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 04: Beauty & Obese

2010-06-18 :: The Absolute Peach

With Joe absent due to recent overindulgence, TAP stalwarts Michael and Beasley join Ben for a banter-filled hour on such topics as the end of Big Brother and a woman who dreams of being the fattest in the world. Also, Ben's come up with a new "bit of fun", and Beasley's not happy about it. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 03: Posing & Profiles

2010-06-11 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Joe and Michael join an excited Ben who has been approached by (another) female admirer. We talk about the perils of putting your faith in technology, and see the return of Joe Cuisine and Chav Watch. …

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TAP Live! 07: Caribous & Doctor Who

2010-06-09 :: The Absolute Peach

Despite the studio computer rising up and threatening to put an end to this week's live show before it had even begun, Ben, Michael and Beasley battled to get things up and running and turned a potential disaster into what ended up a brilliant show with tons of listener interaction, a new Write The Peach and more banter than you can shake a twiglet at. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 02: Wolf Packs & Marmite

2010-06-04 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's the first time Joe and Beasley have met since their clash after The Absolute Meet, and the air before the show is thick with anticipation. Beasley shows up late to record, and is forced to explain himself. Ben reports on the latest weirdo he's run into in town and we cover the latest teen craze sweeping schools - werewolves. …

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TAP Series 6 Episode 01: Slaves & Service

2010-05-28 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

The opening episode to Series 6 sees the return of everyone's favourite scallywag Joe. Michael also joins us in the studio as we take on such topics as airport food, things you couldn't do without and sweatshop Nanas. …

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TAP Live! 06: Meetups & Pants Down

2010-05-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's our first show in a while and it comes with a special announcement: the impending start of Series 6! We also talk about our recent event The Absolute Meet, where Beasley did something incredible and Joe broke all records for his most annoying behaviour yet. …

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TAP Live! 05: House Fires & Heroics

2010-04-27 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Michael and Beasley are back in the studio with Ben for another live show with more listener calls than you can shake a stick at. We talk about an awkward toilet moment, a heroic rescue, trial our new segment Beasley Knows Best and rumours continue to spread about Joe. …

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TAP Live! 04: Super Pants & Variety Shows

2010-04-19 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben is joined in the studio by both Michael and Beasley for the first time together as we take you on a rollercoaster ride of banter on such topics as girdles for men, the new series of Britain's Got Freaks, Justin Beaver and a ton of listener calls. We also discuss our upcoming event "The Absolute Meet". …

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Special Announcement: The Absolute Meet!

2010-03-31
Length: 2m 19s

Ben brings you an exciting announcement about the upcoming TAP event: The Absolute Meet!...…

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TAP Series 5 Episode 21: Suprise & Supersize

2010-03-27 :: The Absolute Peach

It's a surprise bonus show! Ben is joined in the studio by a young fellow named Michael to talk about meatheadedness, the TV show Supersize vs Superskinny, and a hilarious 911 call. …

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TAP Mini Shows 2010 Episode 3: Movies

2010-03-22 :: The Absolute Peach

In this show, unsurprisingly, we talk about movies. We discuss which are our favourites, which ones we hate and what makes a good film. …

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TAP Mini Shows 2010 Episode 2: Music

2010-03-19 :: The Absolute Peach

In our second Mini Show, Ben and Joe discuss the world of music. …

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TAP Mini Shows 2010 Episode 1: Marriage

2010-03-15 :: The Absolute Peach

In the first of our 15-minute, one-topic Mini Shows, Joe and Ben discuss the merits and drawbacks of married life. …

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TAP Live! 03: Gambling & Girl Voices

2010-03-10 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In our biggest live show so far, Ben and Joe are joined in the studio once again by Beasley. We talk about a man who sings like a woman, gambling habits and irresponsible parenting. We take your calls and there's even some singing in there too. Yep, we know, awkward. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 20: Steaks & Songs

2010-02-11 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's the final show of the current series and Joe and Ben bring you an hour of classic Peach. We talk about food, movies, a man who sings about pants and a new type of job that really shouldn't be a job at all. …

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TAP Live! 02: Piercings & Social Rudeness

2010-02-01 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Despite ongoing technical issues in Ben's house threatening to ruin our plans, we relocated the entire studio at the last minute to bring our fans a live show from Beasley's mansion. We discuss Ben's terrible luck with cars, Joe's latest gripes with technology and the increasing arrogance of the self-proclaimed "Lord" Beasley. Plus, we take your calls and test out our brand new Feedback system. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 19: Shuns & Showers

2010-01-22 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This show starts out on the subject of baby showers and ends up talking about the tragic impossibility of living in a fantasy world that doesn't exist. There's also Map of Shame and Joe Cuisine, and we try out a brand new studio drink. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 18: Mini Whips & Parenting

2010-01-14 :: The Absolute Peach

Despite the computer hating them and refusing to cooperate, Ben and Joe are undeterred and bring you a show regardless. Topics covered include animal attacks, 3D technology and Joe's advice on how to be "the cool uncle". …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 17: Planes, Trains & Androids

2010-01-13 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Kriss is back in the studio for his second appearance and enthralls us with his witty anecdotes. Ben teases him for his geeky ways, we talk about The Big Freeze, and hear about Ben's latest trip to the barber. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 16: Puppet Shows & Danger Bread

2010-01-08 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In the first show of 2010, we kick things off with a little pre-show chat about a strange little puppet called Pob. What follows is a rollercoaster ride of Christmas roundups, strange dreams and an innovative new product idea. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 15: Family Time & A Christmas With The Jrinch

2009-12-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In our special Christmas Day show, we talk (argue) about the differences in the way Ben and Joe view Christmas with the family, and Joe's claims of an alleged Christmas present for Ben that may or may not have ever existed. There's even a seasonal quiz, all wrapped up in a medley of Christmas wishes from our amazing fans from all around the planet. Merry Christmas! …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 14: Lord Beasley & The Krissmas Party

2009-12-21 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this special guest show, Ben is joined in the studio by Beasley, a quirky young fellow with a penchant for changing his identity. We talk about voyeuristic television, the games chavs play, and embarrassing yourself at an office Christmas party. …

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TAP Live! 01: Painted Nails & New York Sales

2009-12-11 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's been a few weeks of firsts for The Absolute Peach. Ben's first trip to New York City, the very first TAP fan meetup, and now this, the recording of the very first TAP Live show from Tuesday night. We hear how Ben got on in the Big Apple, take some fan phonecalls and find out why Joe has taken to dressing up all fancy like. All this and more, so download now, folks! …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 13: Friend Shuns & Bear Puns

2009-11-23 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben's been tearing his hair out preparing for his NYC trip, but still we get a show out to the masses! This week, we talk about our fancy new studio equipment, fans listening to TAP in bed and Ben explains how Gummi Bears are made. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 12: Bucks & Back Pain

2009-11-13 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Joe hobbles into the studio this week with back pain triggered by putting on a pair of socks. We talk about The Fourth Kind, hear from a product evangelist turned dance icon and cover some odd news from around the world. Plus, it's a special day for The Absolute Peach as voting opens for the Podcast Awards 2009, in which we are nominated in the Comedy category. Vote for us today at www.podcastawards.com. Voting closes November 30th, 2009, 6pm. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 11: Jets & Crets

2009-11-06 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben must be kind of a big deal. Not only has he been jet-setting the length of the country, but he's even received an advance copy of brand new music by an up and coming artist. Joe meanwhile, almost ran over a dog on his bike. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 10: Eye Tests & Cereal

2009-10-30 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben went and got his eyes tested recently, and it started him thinking. Meanwhile, Joe has been researching "interesting facts", there's listener submitted Chav Watch, and the return of a classic segment from the early days of TAP. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 09: Nudity & Navigation

2009-10-23 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this week's show we catch up on part of the mountain of listener feedback we've been getting recently. We jump into some news, talk about movies, Ben recounts getting lost in Bournemouth, and even touch on the latest developments in The X Factor. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 08: Slap & Chop

2009-10-09 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This week, we talk about a brand new (to us) miracle kitchen device that could revolutionise the world of Joe Cuisine. We hear about Ben's recent mountaineering trip to Wales, talk briefly about movies and even find time for brand new Chav Watch. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 07: Barbers & Babies

2009-10-02 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This week's varied show features a unique Chav Watch in which Ben is the star. We also talk about induced labour, there's new Squirrel News and your emails. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 06: Meryl & The Beast

2009-09-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

We're back with a vengeance after a week's break. Joe gets called out on his recent behaviour, and Ben comes clean with a brand new Map of Shame. There's more Joe Cuisine and Chav Watch, and we even find time to talk about movies and read out some of your emails. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 05: Tooting & The Two Egg Special

2009-09-11 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

On this show, Joe explains why at the ripe old age of 27, he still can’t drive a car. We hear an audio review of the show, discuss the diversity of our listenership, and round it all off with what might be the best (or worst) Joe Cuisine idea so far. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 04: Dinner & Dancing

2009-09-04 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This show is packed to bursting with classic TAP moments. A caffeine-charged Ben defends the manliness of taking his wife to a musical, and comes under fire for his recent "dinner party" habits. Meanwhile, it's a bumper week for Chav Watch, and we are even treated to another helping of Bee News. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 03: Hot Dates & Honey Bees

2009-08-28 :: The Absolute Peach

Three shows in and the Peach is firing on all cylinders! This show has personal stories, news, arguments and everything else you love about TAP. Joe shares a story of a late-night rendezvous and we learn about the magic of honey making. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 02: Splashdowns & Aristocrats

2009-08-21 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben's been to a waterpark and has come back with an injury and a new catchphrase for the show. Meanwhile Lord Joe has discovered the joys of tea drinking, we hear an audio message from a fan and read out a bunch of your emails. …

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TAP Series 5 Episode 01: Snails & Stairwells

2009-08-14 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben and Joe reenter the studio for the hotly anticipated fifth series of The Absolute Peach. We kick things off with a show that's packed with personal stories and your emails so plug in, sit back and enjoy. …

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TAP Mini Shows Episode 06: Women

2009-07-17 :: The Absolute Peach

The subject of this, the final Mini Show before the start of Series 5, has been tackled plenty of times on The Absolute Peach. But never have we had the privilege of having an actual female on the show. This week, that all changes. Joining us in the studio for this very special Mini Show is none other than Ben's wife! New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach! …

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TAP Mini Shows Episode 05: Health

2009-07-15 :: The Absolute Peach

In this show we talk about the issue of health, and why it's important to watch what you eat and exercise regularly. Wow, that makes it sound boring! New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach! …

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TAP Mini Shows Episode 04: Childhood

2009-07-10 :: The Absolute Peach

In this show we take a trip back in time to our childhood, and Ben recounts an embarrassing experience from his school days. New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach! …

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TAP Mini Shows Episode 03: Food

2009-07-08 :: The Absolute Peach

It's a food themed show with a unique TAP spin. We kick off the show by delving into a big box of goodies sent in by a fan from overseas, and end up talking about mexican baby food. New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach! …

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TAP Mini Shows Episode 02: Technology

2009-07-03 :: The Absolute Peach

In our second mini show, we're talking about a topic of some debate amongst the TAP team: technology. It's 15 minutes of classic Joe versus Ben! New listeners: this is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach! …

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TAP Mini Shows Episode 01: Travel

2009-07-02 :: The Absolute Peach

In this, the first of six 15 minute shows to be released before the start of Series 5, Ben and Joe talk about travel. At least, Joe does. Ben's brain appears to have gone into meltdown and isn't making much sense. In that respect it's sort of a role reversal. Hiyo! New listeners: this episode is different from our normal shows. We recommend checking out Series 4 for an authentic taste of the Peach! …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 20: Salutes & Series Finales

2009-06-19 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

For our last show in the series, we put the focus primarily on you, the fans. A lot of this episode is about hearing and responding to the great feedback we've received from listeners about this series, both long-term and brand new. Of course, it wouldn't be a proper finale without our original brand of TAP stories, rants and arguments, and we even bring back some classic segments from shows gone by. Enjoy this feature-length finale and get ready for what's coming to you - Series 5! …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 19: Steep Hills & Map Skills

2009-06-12 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

A feature length, surprise roundup show where we bring you all the details of 'The Absolute Trek' bike trip, plus your emails and voicemails. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 18: Fish & Twits

2009-06-05 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben and Joe have been fishing. How do you think that worked out? Well, in this show we let you know. We also hear about a man who literally ran into trouble, and talk about our upcoming cycling trip. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 17: Chatrooms & Choices

2009-05-29 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Happy Friday! This week we delve a little further into Ben's dark past as he recounts his teenage years in internet chatrooms, and the mechanics of chat-based comedy. Luckily it's not all geek, since a listener email forces him to make some tricky decisions. There's also Chav Watch, and a warning about the dangers of listening to the show whilst exercising. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 16: Fiddling & Furniture Stores

2009-05-22 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben's discovered he has a problem, and this week he shares it with you. We also talk about the games we played as kids, and critique what might be the strangest furniture store advert ever. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 15: Characters & Trouser Birds

2009-05-15 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This show we get a little more personal and talk about our characters, and how we're percieved by our listeners. There's also Chav Watch, arguments about the wireless, and we hear about a man with birds in his trousers. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 14: Clowns & Cretmeisters

2009-05-08 :: The Absolute Peach

We're back for our second show of the week! We hear about a woman who feeds her babies McDonald's, respond to some emails, and talk about some of the awesome fan art we've been sent recently. There's even a delicious new recipe from Joe Cuisine. And somewhere in there is some talk about clowns, and also some about Cretmeisters. Confused? Fire up the show! …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 13: Head Shapes & Skulking

2009-05-06 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Last week we took a week off, because Joe was skulking around theme parks with scant regard for the show. That's right, scant. But now we're back with this surprise Wednesday show to make your midweek special. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 12: Flash & Burn

2009-04-24 :: The Absolute Peach

The reason for our out-of-sorts show intro is that Joe had taken it upon himself to get involved in the production of the show. It won't happen again. An actor, a flasher and a candlestick maker are just some of the treats we have lined up for you this week. OK, that last one was made up. Enjoy the show. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 11: Captain Petard & The Grand National

2009-04-17 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

In this varied show, we hear about Joe's recent street fighting experience, talk about movies and criminals, and end up struggling to comprehend the latest snivelling apology from the BBC. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 10: Bad Jokes & Fast Foods

2009-04-10 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben's ill, and isn't quite himself. Despite this, we still bring you a show. This week, we talk about Joe's brain, hamburgers, and The Apprentice. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 09: Bruce Willis & The Sciurine Invasion

2009-04-03 :: The Absolute Peach

Just from the title, you know this show is going to be good. Joe has possibly the most ludicrous squirrel news ever, we hear about a would-be shelf stacker action hero, and Ben reports on the results of last week's "normality challenge". …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 08: Pop Rocks & Orlando Jo

2009-03-27 :: The Absolute Peach

Crackly Pop Rocks are fun to eat on the mic, but we balance things out with some serious talk on pigs, and why our very own Jamie Oliver is coming under fire for not telling the world to become vegetarian. Also, Joe shares his dreams of farming, and how he has reinvented himself as 'Orlando Jo'. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 07: Friendships & Squirrels

2009-03-20 :: The Absolute Peach

Sometimes you just have to sit down and talk it out. This show is all about getting some serious Ben and Joe time. Ok, it's also a bit about squirrels, but mainly it's about close friendships between two men, and if it can get "too close for comfort", as Ben sometimes says. You will love this show. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 06: Lame Gifts & Grease Fests

2009-03-14 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

It's always awkward when you're given a gift that's awesome, and you reciprocate with, well, crap. At least not everyone in the world knows about it. Oh wait. Speaking of crap, Ben reports back on a less than satisfactory dinner experience, and Joe shares a sob story from his visit to capital city. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 05: Thai Brides & Child Prizes

2009-03-06 :: The Absolute Peach

This week we hear the latest in our romance scam saga, find out how to win ourselves a toddler, and there's brand new Joe Cuisine. Plus, Joe shares his history with Thai Brides. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 04: Man Drinks & Wash Names

2009-02-27 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Happy Pancake Friday! This week Ben and Joe argue about drink choices, forbidden words, and an email to Ben reveals that Joe's not the only one the ladies love. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 03: Morony & MicroCaves

2009-02-13 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Never mind Slumdog Millionnaire; Ben's got his own rags to riches story. There's also brand new Joe Cuisine and Chav Watch, and we even find time to start a brand new trend. 'Zorz. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 02: Pigeon Travel & Tramp Communication

2009-02-06 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Catch the pigeon? Not likely. These pigeons are in jumbo jets! Plus, Joe's met a tramp who's better off than he is, and we revive a favourite segment from days gone by. …

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TAP Series 4 Episode 01: Sleazy & Sneezy

2009-01-30 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Four months after Series 3 drew to a close, TAP is finally back in the saddle with a kick-off show that's more fun than a pool party with rabid monkeys where you're the towel boy. Enjoy! Oh, and you can now follow us on Twitter: http://media.blubrry.com/theabsolutepeach/twitter.com/absolutepeach …

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TAP Series 3 Highlight Shows: 4 of 4

2008-12-16 :: The Absolute Peach

The fourth, and final instalment of The Absolute Peach highlight shows has finally arrived, and brings with it a special announcement... …

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TAP Series 3 Highlight Shows: 3 of 4

2008-11-30 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben hosts another collection of the best clips from Series 3. This week: episodes 11 to 15. …

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TAP Series 3 Highlight Shows: 2 of 4

2008-11-10 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

The second episode in our magical adventures through Series 3 of The Absolute Peach. Not so much magical as 'nostalgical'. And probably more tours than adventures. Yeah, let's go with that. This week: episodes 6 to 10. …

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TAP Series 3 Highlight Shows: 1 of 4

2008-10-10 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ben hosts this 4-part mini-series, bringing you some of the best bits from Series 3. This week: episodes 1 to 5. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 20 - Floor Kings & Endings

2008-09-05 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Some folk think all that's needed in order to be successful is a talking animal. Perhaps that's what we're missing on The Absolute Peach. Should we dress up a mangy dog in kingly robes and a crown? Is that what the world wants? Let's ask Beatrix Potter. That doesn't make much sense at all, but this is the end of the series, and if it was boring and sensible you'd never forgive us. Thanks for being awesome. We'll see you soon. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 19 - PJs & Roller Discos

2008-08-29 :: The Absolute Peach

This week we discover Joe's dark history of 90s music and roller skating, talk about the latest Disney movie, and reveal Ben's shameful eating habits of late. Plus: should a man say the word 'jammies'? Find out right here, folks. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 18 - Miracles & Fat

2008-08-22 :: The Absolute Peach

This show kicks off with drama as Ben makes a shocking discovery about a meal he ate last week. Joe tells of how he's been dreaming about how great he is, and we review some of the worst TV adverts of recent times. Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 17 - Handwash & Hog Calling

2008-08-15 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

We do a lot of things here on The Absolute Peach. But there's one subject which has always been close to our hearts. This show, we present to you some of the most idiotic people ever to grace the TAP airwaves. To add to the fun, some guy has been parking outside Ben's garage and he's not happy about it. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 16 - Game Freaks & Mystery Meats

2008-08-08 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This week, we talk about words that men just shouldn't say. Along the way, Ben gets grilled about his past gaming life, we learn what our names say about us, and Joe has a list of meats. Don't ask. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 15 - Chubby Chicks & Dark Knights

2008-08-06 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

The new Batman movie's out. Have you seen it? Yeah, it's been out ages. The Joker is amazing. Yeah, I know. But he is though. Yeah. Cool movie. Yep. Chubby chicks in bikinis. What? …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 14 - Moaning Fans & Ice Cream Vans

2008-07-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ooh, I don't like where this is going! I'm mildly scared that this is the end! The Peach has crossed a line! Has it? Or did we just decide to do a short show last week? A word to the Worrying Winnies: Stop it. TAP isn't going anywhere. So smile, dear listeners, and enjoy this feature-length show. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 13 - Short & Sweet

2008-07-18
Length: 35m 56s

Have you ever heard the saying, "It's not quantity but quality that counts"?...…

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TAP Series 3 Episode 13 - Short & Sweet

2008-07-18 :: The Absolute Peach

Have you ever heard the saying, "It's not quantity but quality that counts"? Well, this week's episode of The Peach has neither quantity nor quality. Ok, that's not 100% true. Let's just say it does exactly what it says on the tin. And by tin we mean title. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 12 - Reviews & Racism

2008-07-11 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

Ever noticed how racism is just like a bad movie? No, neither have we. The main topics covered in this week's show could hardly be more different. Yet TAP weaves them into one show so expertly, you'll barely notice the seams. Plus: you love intro songs, and this week we've got not one, but two just for you. We're awesome. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 11 - Sleepless Nights & Fashion Faux Pas

2008-07-04 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

We're back from an unannounced week off and Joe gets the blame. We pay tribute to our American cousins and Ben tells of his most stressful and hideously awkward moments of recent times. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 10 - Emails & Mediocrity

2008-06-23 :: The Absolute Peach

As shows go, this one's awesome. And by awesome we mean awful. And by that we mean it's fairly average. You decide. And it's late. Maybe TAP got lazy? Lazy, lazy TAP. Enjoy the show. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 09 - Geeks & Emos

2008-06-13 :: The Absolute Peach

Have you ever seen a man who was so white and thin that you thought he was a ghost of some sort? Ben has...but it wasn't a ghost, it was an emo buying his lunch. Our thoughts on this strange man and some geeks too. Brilliant. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 08 - Apples & Apologies

2008-06-06 :: The Absolute Peach

Sometimes you just have to be a man. Sometimes you have to swallow your pride, look somebody right in the eye, and say 'I'm sorry'. Ben's a real man, and this show he proves it. Joe meanwhile, is more interested in the rate at which his fruit decomposes. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 07 - Songs & Sickness

2008-05-30 :: The Absolute Peach

Ben and Joe have been ill all week and are still feeling rough. Luckily, a surprise arrives to cheer them up. We also talk about daytime TV, words that don't get used anymore, and it's a bumper week for Chav Watch and Map of Shame. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 06 - Accents & Aeroplanes

2008-05-23 :: The Absolute Peach

What's the first rule of Intro Club? What's up with pilots these days? And why are all Joe's stories about Bulls recently? We also discuss the wonderful diversity of accents used in our fine country, and Ben tells of how he was accosted by a 12-year-old. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 05 - Gladiators & Cheese

2008-05-16 :: The Absolute Peach

Do you feel the power of the Gladiators? No? Neither do we. Gladiators these days are too soft, with their lycra and padded pugils. We discuss an idea for a new twist on the Gladiators formula, and also get into some cheese talk. Between Gladiators and cheese, this show has something for everyone. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 04 - Cheques & Contestants

2008-05-02 :: The Absolute Peach

There's nothing quite like blind optimism, and there's plenty in this week's show. We cover the latest poor fools whose bad ideas landed them in international humiliation. Plus, no episode would be complete without Joe trying something and Ben sabotaging it. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 03 - JailBulls & Arrogance

2008-04-25 :: The Absolute Peach
Length: 1s

This show we talk about Mexico's dubious legal practices, shooting each other, and how you can get prosecuted for staring. There's also your emails and a story about an arrogant pilot. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 02 - Scraps & Surgery

2008-04-18 :: The Absolute Peach

We've all met them. Those people who just want to sniff around the tables of others, hoping that some scraps will fall onto their heads, metaphorically speaking. As it turns out, Joe used to know someone who did literally that, literally speaking. Plus we talk about an exciting new form of surgery. …

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TAP Series 3 Episode 01 - Sport Pies & Croissants

2008-04-11 :: The Absolute Peach

We're back! Series 3 promises to be the biggest series yet for The Absolute Peach and we're kicking things off with a cracker, I mean pie, err, croissant... just listen to the show. Enjoy! …

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Win A TAP T-Shirt!

0000-00-00 :: The Absolute Peach

Want to win a free TAP T-Shirt? Course you do! Just write us a 5-star iTunes review by 2nd March and our favourite wins a t-shirt of their choice! Listen to this short podcast for details. …

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The Absolute Peach

The Absolute Peach is an iTunes featured and Podcast Award nominated comedy podcast, as heard on British Airways in-flight entertainment. Hosts Ben and Joe discuss topics from everyday life, current events, annoyances, and the online world.

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