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Last update: 2013-03-26

The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 55

2013-03-26
Length: 38s

Welcome to Episode 55.

Contains.... Celebrity Springwatch - Basil Goes Wild - Bishop Of Basillica - Basil's Folk Song - And Not Much Else.

Website - www.basilbottler.com

Email - basilbottler@gmail.com

Love Basil.

The Rhymes They Are A-Changing (Lyrics)

Little Bo Peep has lost all her sheep/

And that little Jack Horner made Little Bo weep/

When he showed her his plums and he stole her dads jeep/

He shot old King Cole and his fiddlers/

And he fucked little Miss Muffet then he went home to sleep/

And the rhymes they are a-changing/

Then old Humpty Dumpty he looked at the wall/

And said I'm not climbing that I might fucking fall/

Wee Willy Winkie was flashing a ball/

As he ran his nightgown flapped open/

And his wee willy winkie was not wee at all/

And the times they are a-changing.





 

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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 54

2012-12-19
Length: 1s

Welcome to episode 54 - The Xmas Show.

Sorry.... No, think positive - It's Shit, But It's Free.

Don't miss my live call-in and music show, 10pm, the first Thursday of every month.

All details, see my website - www.basilbottler.com

Merry Christmas

Love Basil


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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 53

2012-10-08
Length: 51s

Welcome to Episode 53.

How can I possibly follow Episode 52? With this shit, that's how.

This and my other podast, 'Basil Bottler's Bits' are available on itunes.

Look out for my LIVE call-in and music radio show, 10pm UK time, the first Thursday of the month on spreaker.com - details on my website.

Please tell your friends and leave reviews and comments about my shows wherever you are able.

I'd love to hear your thoughts and suggestions - you can contact me on facebook, twitter or email basilbottler@gmail.com

All Details and Links are on my website - www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil


 


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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 52

2012-05-17
Length: 45s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 52.

Sorry It's been so long since Episode 51, building a space rocket takes up so much bloody time.

This show contains - Basil Goes Wild, Basil's Private Dick, The Olympics, A Middle Class Protest Song.... and (not) much more.

Don't miss my other podcast - Basil Bottler's Bits.

Both Podcasts Available On itunes.

Details - www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil



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Basil Bottler Update 8.3.12

2012-03-08
Length: 4s

Welcome to this Basil Bottler Update 8.3.12.

Email - basilbottler@gmail.com

Website - www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil

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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 51, Christmas Special

2011-12-22
Length: 1s

Welcome to Episode 51, The Christmas Special.

Explicit.... in fact it's Fucking Explicit.

Includes....

Basil Goes wild.

Bascrooge.

The Bishop of Basillica....

and very little else.

www.basilbottler.com

Available on iTunes.

Merry Christmas,

Love Basil.



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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 50

2011-09-06
Length: 47s

Welcome to Episode 50, The Autumn Show

With Special Guest Katia Filipovic.

This is part 3 of a 4 part Quadrilogy, The Four Seasons.

Includes... Man Eating Pygmies, Music, Space Rocket, Sex, A Wonderchef, Dick.

May also contain Basil wearing a dress while talking to Iain Lee.

This Podcast and Basil's Blog are both available on iTunes.

website... www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil


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Basil Bottler Show News Update, 1st Sept 2011

2011-09-01
Length: 4s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show news update.

Coming Soon (if I'm lucky) Episode 50, The Autumn Show.


 Website - www.basilbottler.com

The Basil Bottler Show and Basil's Blog are both available on iTunes.

Love Basil


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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 49 - The Summer Show 2011

2011-08-06
Length: 54s

It's Back, the podcast show they tried to ban.

Yes, welcome to episode 49... for a second time. This show, released in June, was mysteriously removed from the internet, but It's back in all It's hideous glory.

Episode 50 will be out in the autumn.

Also available.... Basil's Blog. It's my audio blog. Get it here - www.basilsblog.libsyn.com

It will also be available soon on itunes.

All Details are on my website - www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil


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Episode 48 - The Spring Show 2011

2011-04-02
Length: 34s

Welcome to Episode 48

This is The Spring Show,

part one of a four part quadrilogy?

The Four Seasons


Please feel free to contact me

Info.... www.basilbottler.com

 

Love Basil



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A Public Information Update - March 2011

2011-03-29
Length: 2s

Welcome to this update

 

info - www.basilbottler.com

I'm on facebook and twitter

 

Love Basil


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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 47

2011-02-06
Length: 23s

Welcome to Episode 47

Sorry It's so short.... not the first time I've said that.

This show is dedicated to fellow podcaster, radio presenter and friend, Katia.

You can subscribe on itunes.

Info and contact details.... www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show 4.1.11

2011-01-04
Length: 28s

Welcome to

The Basil Bottler Radio Show 4.1.11

 

I did another Live radio show.

It's short.... that's It's best feature.

www.basilbottler.com

 

Love Basil


 


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The Basil Bottler Xmas Show 2010

2010-12-22
Length: 12s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Xmas Show 2010

Does this podcast contain out takes from the queens Xmas speech?

I wasn't intending on doing this podcast, but while quite drunk, I got the idea and recorded it all inside 15 minutes..... so that's my excuse.


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Love Basil

 

www.basilbottler.com

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The Basil Bottler Show, episode 46, the Xmas show

2010-12-04
Length: 46s

Welcome to

The Basil Bottler Show - episode 46

Why not subscribe on itunes.

This is the Christmas Show.

My Christmas message to you all is............sorry, I did my best.

ho ho ho

Love Basil.

 

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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 45

2010-10-29
Length: 26s

Welcome to Episode 45.

This is the 3 year anniversary/halloween special,

although I can't find anything special about it.

You can subscribe on itunes.

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil


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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 44

2010-09-11
Length: 23s

Welcome to Episode 44

 

I've finally got around to doing another show, just when you thought there would be no more.... sorry.

Along with all my other shows, this is also available on itunes.

There will be another show soon and I will also be doing a live show from time to time, where you will be able to call and chat with me.

For all details, including contact details....

www.basilbottler.com

Please feel free to chat with me on facebook

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The Basil Bottler Non Show 7.8.10

2010-08-07
Length: 18s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Non Show 7.8.10

 

This is not a proper show (not that it ever was),

I just wanted to keep both of you informed about my plans for the show.

Thanks for listening.

Please feel free to contact me whenever you like.

I love a poke and chat on facebook.

Details........ www.basilbottler.com

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show 20.7.10

2010-07-20
Length: 33s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 20.7.10

This show was really just to test my equipment - and I always enjoy doing that.

Listen Live Every Tuesday Evening At 7.30pm, UK time.

Why not call in and have a chat, on 020 3287 1213.

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

Or chat with me on facebook.

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Update 8.7.10

2010-07-08
Length: 6s

Welcome to this update.

Due to internet problems, The Basil Bottler Show is taking a break. I will let you know the date of It's return on facebook and on my website www.basilbottler.com

If you would like to apply to be my rocket co-pilot, please let me know asap.

Thanks For Listening.

Love Basil

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The Basil Bottler Show Live 29.6.10

2010-06-29
Length: 19s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 29.6.10

The topic was - Sexual Etiquette

Unfortunately due to another equipment fuck up, this show didn't go out live.

Sorry, there wont be any shows for a time while I sort things out.

 

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

Or chat with me on facebook.

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live - 22.6.10

2010-06-22
Length: 31s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 22.6.10

The topics were - Sex Injuries (part two)

And - What Women Want

Unfortunately, It seems that this show didn't go out live.

Listen Live Every Tuesday Evening At 7.30

Why not call in and have a chat.

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

Or chat with me on facebook.

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live 15.6.10

2010-06-15
Length: 39s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 15.6.10

The topic was - Sex Injuries (part one), Phone Sex, Spinach.

Listen Live Every Tuesday Evening At 7.30.

Why not call in and have a chat.

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

Or chat with me on facebook.

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live 8.6.10

2010-06-08
Length: 42s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 8.6.10

The topic was - 30 Topics In 30 Minutes.

Listen Live Every Tuesday Evening At 7.30.

Why not call in and have a chat.

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

Or chat with me on facebook.

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live 1.6.10

2010-06-01
Length: 31s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 1.6.10

The topic was - Can Men And Women Be Just Good Friends, Blarr Blarr Blarr..........

 

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

Or chat with me on facebook.

 

Love Basil

This may be my last live show.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live 25.5.10

2010-05-25
Length: 41s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 25.5.10

Sorry About The Poor Quality Of The Recording.

The topic was - Are Women More Interesting Than Men.

Listen Live Every Tuesday Evening At 7.30.

Why not call in and have a chat.

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

Or chat with me on facebook.

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live 18.5.10

2010-05-18
Length: 33s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 18.5.10

The topic was - Embarrassing Sexual Moments.

Listen Live Every Tuesday Evening At 7.30.

Why not call in and have a chat.

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

Or chat with me on facebook.

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live

2010-05-11
Length: 40s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 11.5.10

The topic was - Age Gap Relationships.

Listen Live Every Tuesday Evening At 7.30.

Why not call in and have a chat.

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live 04.05.10

2010-05-04
Length: 41s

Welcome To

The Basil Bottler Show Live 04.05.10

The Erection Special.

Listen Live Every Tuesday Evening At 7.30.

Why not call in and have a chat.

Details.... www.basilbottler.com

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live 27.04.10

2010-04-27
Length: 50s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show Live 27.04.10

The topic for this show was....

Have You Ever Been Fucked By A Ghost?

For all details, go to

www.basilbottler.com

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show Live - 20.04.10

2010-04-20
Length: 40s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show Live - 20.04.10

This was the first of my new weekly live shows.

I am hoping to make my new shows a combination of my old show, with live call-in.

To listen live.... go to www.basilbottler.com at 7.30pm on Tuesday evenings and click on LISTEN LIVE.

For all info, go to www.basilbottler.com

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Show LIVE - 30.03.10

2010-03-30
Length: 30s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show LIVE

30.03.10. The A-Z of sex.

This show was meant to be my last show for United Kingdom Radio, but due to technical problems, it was broadcast via my website  www.basilbottler.com

This turned out to be a sort of test run for my new show.

My next Live Show will be the first of The All New Basil Bottler Show LIVE.

It will go out on Tuesday 20th April at 7.30pm GMT.

To listen, simply go to my website, www.basilbottler.com and click on LISTEN LIVE.

It's a call-in show and you can call via Skype. I am basil bottler on Skype.

Or you can phone and voicemail me on 020 3287 1213

All my new shows will be podcast here and on itunes.

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show 23.03.10

2010-03-23
Length: 33s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Show 23.03.10

Topic Special.

This show goes out live every Tuesday evening at 7.30 GMT on United Kingdom Radio.

To listen live and to call in.... www.unitedkingdomradio.co.uk

For all my details.... www.basilbottler.com

You can subscribe on itunes.

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show 16.03.10

2010-03-16
Length: 45s

Welcome to

The Basil Bottler Radio Show 16.03.10

The Cheltenham Festival Racing Special.

 

This could turn out to be a most embarrassing podcast if all my tips lose.

Don't bet what you can't afford to lose.

Good Luck.

Please feel free to contact me. 

Details at....

www.basilbottler.com

 

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show 09.03.10

2010-03-09
Length: 32s

Welcome to

The Basil Bottler Radio Show 09.03.10

This week the topic was Bondage and Spanking.

Why not listen live and call in to the show,

every tuesday evening at 7.30 GMT

www.unitedkingdomradio.co.uk

For details www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show 02.03.10

2010-03-02
Length: 34s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Radio Show 02.03.10

 

This is a podcast of a live radio show that I do every Tuesday at 7.30pm GMT.

It's on www.unitedkingdomradio.co.uk

The topic this week was The G Spot.

Please feel free to call the show. For details of how you can contact me, go to  www.basilbottler.com

To leave a voicemail or text: 07928 464307

 

Love Basil

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show 23.02.10

2010-02-23
Length: 43s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Radio Show 23.02.10

This is a podcast of my weekly live radio show on United Kingdom Radio.

It's a Masturbation Special.

To listen live and to call in, go to http://unitedkingdomradio.co.uk  on Tuesday evenings at 7.30 GMT.

Please feel free to contact me. Details at www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show 16.02.10

2010-02-16
Length: 32s

Welcome to The Basil Bottler Radio Show Podcast 16.02.10

This is a podcast of a live radio show that I do on www.unitedkingdomradio.co.uk

every Tuesday evening at 7.30.

Why not listen live and give me a call, or there is not really much point in me doing it.

You can subscribe on itunes.

Please feel free to contact me. For details, www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show 09.02.2010

2010-02-09
Length: 35s

Welcome to the 2nd podcast of my live radio show.

It is broadcast live every Tuesday evening at 7.30 GMT.

To listen live and call in, go to www.unitedkingdomradio.co.uk

For more Basil info.... www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil.

 

 

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show 02-02-2010

2010-02-02
Length: 29s

This is my first attempt at doing live radio and proves without doubt that radio presenting should be left to those who have a talent for it.

If I do any more I will put them here.

Thanks to the people who called and listened.

I will be doing a usual podcast soon(ish).

Please keep in touch via facebook

and

www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil.

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The Basil Bottler Radio Show Promo.

2010-01-30
Length: 3s

This is just a quick promo to let you know that coming soon is The Basil Bottler Radio Show.

That's right, I will be live on internet radio.... If I can work out how to do it.

It will be a phone-in, so please call in for a chat. As I have dedicated my life to being the perfect lover, there will one frequently discussed subject........SEX.

The show will be for adults only.

For more details, keep an eye on my facebook page.

Podcasts will also be coming soon.

www.basilbottler.com

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Basil's New Year Message

2010-01-16
Length: 6s

Welcome to Basil's new year message.

This is a short podcast to keep you informed about my plans for 2010.

Should I become a protest singer?
a stand up comedian?
a sex guru?
or should I just fuck off?

I'm Listening.

www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil.




 

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The Queens Christmas Message 2009 read by Basil Bottler.

2009-12-24
Length: 6s




Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

The Queen takes control of Basil Bottler's mind and use's him to deliver this years real Christmas Message.

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Episode 43 Christmas Special

2009-12-11
Length: 44s


Welcome to Episode 43 Christmas Special

Ho Ho Ho, It's nearly time for that jolly bearded man to come down the chimney.... Let's hope he doesn't put the fire out, the pervert.

This is the last Basil Bottler Show in It's current format, but please keep subscribing on itunes or wherever, because I will be doing a new podcast of some kind in the new year.

I will keep you informed at www.basilbottler.com and via basil's blog.
You can also keep in touch with me via facebook or twitter.

Please feel free to contact me, I enjoy hearing your thoughts and comments, even if they are slagging me off, and they usually are.

message or text me 07928 464307
www.basilbottler.com

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Love Basil.
 






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Episode 43 Christmas Special - Coming Soon

2009-12-01

Ho Ho Ho
Just to keep you informed, (as if anyone gives a toss) Episode 43 of The Basil Bottler Show is coming. It is a Christmas special, and even better than that, It will probably be the final show. It should be available by mid December and will be full of all the usual balls....
Basil Goes Wild,
Summer Of Passion,
Private Dick,
Songs,
Not Much Else.
Festive fun for all the family.
I will still be doing unspeakable things next year so stay tuned.

Love Basil
basilbottler.com

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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 42

2009-10-31
Length: 41s


Welcome to Episode 42.

There comes a time in a mans life when he must take a good long look at himself and for me that time has come. What will I see?
A proud, successful, courageous man,
or a pathetic, unpopular, idiotic bottler?
You have probably got your ideas, but what I am hoping to see is a man such as Captain Kirk from the TV show Star Trek.
Between now and what may turn out to be the final Basil Bottler Show, Episode 43, I will be looking for Captain Kirk. Wish me luck.

Love Basil.
www.basilbottler.com
www.facebook.com/basilbottler
07928 464307



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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 41

2009-09-28
Length: 40s

Welcome To Episode 41

Hysterical, Amazing, Brilliant, Erotic, Pornographic, Perverted, Fantastic, Explicit.... These are just a few words, but forget them, because this is ..............................................................

The Basil Bottler Show LIVE Roadshow.
Recorded Live In Lewisham.

Please feel free to contact me
basilbottler@aol.com

Love Basil.

www.basilbottler.com




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Episode 40

2009-08-29
Length: 40s

Welcome To Episode 40.
Other podcasts are available.

This Show Includes....
Sex
Rockets
Passion
Going Wild
Psycho's
Quiz Show
Music
Watko
and not much more.
Call Me Baby 07928 464307

www.basilbottler.com

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Episode 39

2009-08-09
Length: 32s


Welcome to Episode 39.

This podcast is dedicated to all my listeners, especially those who dress up as rocket girls.
Such is my respect for women, sometimes I dress up as one....
well sometimes It's the only way to get some female company.

In fact, I dedicate this to all the women of the world,
without you porn would be terrible.

Anyway, I love you all. 

www.basilbottler.com

Love Basil.


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Episode 38 (July)

2009-07-11
Length: 35s


Welcome to episode 38

It's summertime and the living is easy.... unlike the women.

Sit in a deckchair, relax and listen to....

Watkos what the hell is going on here?
Craigs on the road to nowhere.
Attack of the 50ft horror radio show.
The Gary Show.
The big cigarette.
Shindiggery.

www.basilbottler.com
07928 464307
 

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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 37

2009-06-08
Length: 27s


Welcome to Episode 37 (June)

Sex Sex Sex, Thats June. Birds, Bees, Plants and Private Dicks?

Why not sing along with Basil....
 "Basil Goes Wild"
I got my motor running / heading for the skyway /
looking for adventure / and whatever comes my way /
yeah baby I'm building a rocket / gonna blast off outta this place /
fire my manure engines / and explode into space /
I'm a brave explorer / an opposite of zero /
nobody's heard of / a bigger true life hero /
yeah baby I'm building a rocket / gonna blast off outta this place /
fire my manure engines / and explode into space /
like a true natures child / I am born to go wild /
gonna fly so high / up in the sky /
basil goes wild / basil goes wild /

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The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 36

2009-05-11
Length: 29s


Welcome To Episode 36  -   The May Show.

This Show Features....

Basil Goes Wild,
Dr Who?
Wonderful Music,
Basil's Private Dick,
The Return Of The Bishop Of Basillica
And Not Much More.

Why not leave me a message - 07928 464 307

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the basil bottler show - episode 35

2009-04-06
Length: 28s


Welcome to episode 35.
April 2009 Easter Special.

Is the basil bottler show a modern day phenomenon?
Well read these testimonials....

Mr Dawson, Eastbourne says... "Basil gave me a hernia from all the constant laughter. He gave my wife herpes".

Mrs Starkey, Croydon says... "The Basil Bottler Show is so funny that while I was listening to it my husband left me".

Mr Smith, Cheltenham says "Basil Bottler, he's that bastard who I caught in bed with my twin 19 year old daughters".

Ms Asher, Bromley says "He's a twat".

Please leave your testimonial below.

Answerphone 07928 464 307

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the basil bottler show - episode 34

2009-03-18
Length: 30s


Welcome to Episode 34 - The March 2009 Show.

Includes....
basil goes wild.
record of the week.
tinkle winkle zoo.
basil's art magazine,.
and much much more.

Does not include....
rocket launch.
live sex acts (I did my best).

Voicemail  07928 464 307.
www.basilbottler.com
....Please Leave A Comment.

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the basil bottler show - episode 33

2009-02-14
Length: 23s


Welcome to episode 33

In this show we find out if Iain Lee is the most popular radio presenter in England, in my In-depth, undisputed, uneqivocal survey.
We also find out... Errr, nothing.

www.basilbottler.com

Answerphone 07928 464 307
Please leave a message.

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the basil bottler show - episode 32

2009-01-23
Length: 28s


Welcome to episode 32

I thought it would be really nice to start the new year by giving you a top class, polished, professional, hysterically funny show, but instead I dish up this shit, although it can be improved with alcohol.

WARNING contains attempted chainsaw massacre.

http://www.basilbottler.com

answerphone 07928 464307

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the basil bottler show - the queens christmas message from basil bottler

2008-12-23
Length: 5s


Welcome to the queens christmas message from basil bottler.

At 3.00pm on christmas day, why not sit down, put your feet up and enjoy this special reading of the queens annual address by basil bottler.

A video of this podcast is available on youtube.

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the basil bottler show - episode 31 (christmas special)

2008-12-18
Length: 1s


Welcome to episode 31, the Christmas special.

It's 1hour 16mins of fabulous, frivolous, fantastic, f
rolicking, fizzing, foul-mouthed, fornicating, full-frontal, festive fun.

Hope you get want you want this christmas - I only want one night in bed with three bi-sexual, oiled up, Italian women... come on Santa, make it this year you bastard.

Please subscribe to this podcast on itunes.

Email basilbottler@aol.com
http://www.basilbottler.com
http://www.craig.libsyn.com
Answerphone 07928 464 307

Happy New Year
love basil.





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the basil bottler show - episode 30

2008-11-10
Length: 30s

Welcome to episode 30

Its a  30th episode special.
Well not really, even the stripper walked out - I ran out of money.
But never mind, its still full of good old-fashioned slightly obscene entertainment.

Episode 31 will be a christmas extravaganza and will be very different, (good for a change).

www.basilbottler.com
basilbottler@aol.com
07928 464 307

Love
basil.









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the basil bottler show - emergency interim podcast

2008-10-25
Length: 16s


W
elcome to the basil bottler show
emergency interim podcast.

Custard sex trifle... did it cause my computer to explode?
well something did.
I am using an old borrowed computer to send out this interim podcast so as to keep you informed of my predicament.
It's not easy working with rubbish equipment, even for someone used to my comical genitals.
My computer has gone to be repaired and when it returns it will probably have had windows reinstalled, so all my stuff (including porn and rocket blueprints) will be gone.
Anyway, I will put out Episode 30 as soon as I can and when it's out, it's bound to be a triumph or a disappointment... one of them - I know which one my money is on.

Please get everyone you know to subscribe/download the basil bottler show on itunes... My eye is on that No.1 spot - shame the rest of me is in the sewer.

www.basilbottler.com
07928 464307

love
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SHOCK DELAY to episode 30

2008-10-14

It was all going so well,
starting up my own website - www.basilbottler.com
beginning to do episode 30,
hired a stripper,
made a lovely custard sex trifle,
But..... then my computer blew up.
I thought I would save money on a new computer by buying a copy of vista to replace my buggered xp, now Ive got onto the internet, but Ive got no sound and the microphone doesn't work.  Anyone got any advice?
I think it might be quite a while before Episode 30 is out.
Thankyou for you patience.

In the meantime I am rehearsing with the stripper... pass the trifle.

p.s look out for more basil teaches you on Youtube.

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the basil bottler show - episode 29

2008-09-21
Length: 33s


Welcome to episode 29.

Sex.

LISTEN  to basil's podcast diary.
MARVEL  at basil's daring adventures.
SING  along with basil's beautiful crooning.
PITY  basil's pathetic attempts at comedy.
PHONE  or email basil (if you are a lovely lady) and beg him for sex.

Answerphone  07928 464 307.

Email  basilbottler@aol.com.

Sex.

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the basil bottler show - episode 28

2008-08-26
Length: 25s


Welcome to episode 28.

 After 27 podcasts of pure genius, now has come the time for that tricky 28th show...

Have I maintained the amazingly high standard?

Lets just say... No.

Please leave a comment.

Email.  basilbottler@aol.com

Answerphone.  07928 464 307.

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the basil bottler show - episode 27

2008-08-09
Length: 31s


Welcome to episode 27

This episode marks a turning point,
a crossroads,
a roundabout,
and a dead end.

answerphone: 07928 464307

Email: basilbottler@aol.com

Spread the love.




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the basil bottler (interim) show

2008-08-04
Length: 3s


Welcome to this interim show.

its short,
its to the point,
its hardly worth bothering with
and it features my new single.

Episode 27 - out soon.

basilbottler@aol.com





 

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the basil bottler show - episode 26

2008-07-12
Length: 20s


Welcome to episode 26

1.75 metres .... It's the height of summer.
Ive done the only thing I can think of to improve my podcast....
Ive made it shorter. Its worked, if this tactic keeps working, eventually the basil bottler show will disappear, that would be hysterical.

basilbottler@aol.com
answerphone 07928 464307
www.myspace.com/basil bottler




  



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the basil bottler show - episode 25

2008-06-24
Length: 30s


Welcome to episode 25

I went to meet my maker
and he told me to piss off.

After my near death experience,
I now think differently about life...
Its even more shitty than I thought.

I must confess that I am a little worried that I may now in fact be a zombie,
are there any tests for it... so far I have no extra interest in brains, but I still do lust after breasts.

basilbottler@aol.com.

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the basil bottler show - episode 24, the memorial service (bootleg)

2008-05-31
Length: 3s


Episode 24.


This is a bootleg recording of the basil bottler memorial service.

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the basil bottler show - episode 23, in rememberance

2008-05-20
Length: 13s


Welcome to episode 23

Although basil is no longer with us,
now is not a time for sorrow,
but a time for reflection
and to celebrate his life.


This is for basil.

Goodbye.


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the basil bottler show - episode 22, the sex show

2008-05-10
Length: 35s


Welcome to episode 22, The sex show.

This episode is strictly for adults only, its full of filthy sex and porn.

If you are easily offended, do not listen, but if your not, get stuck in.

Shame there are no pictures.

To contact me...
basilbottler@aol.com
answerphone 07928 464307
www.myspace.com/basilbottler

or at Bromley South station... wear a pink carnation (ladies only).





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the basil bottler show - episode 21

2008-04-20
Length: 29s


Welcome to episode 21

The words that best describe the past couple of weeks for me are...


sad, depressing, lonely, frustrating etc. - especially etc.

So come on in its
fun  fun  fun.

contact...
Email.  basilbottler@aol.com
answerphone. 07928464307
www.myspace.com/basilbottler






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the basil bottler show - episode 20

2008-04-06
Length: 31s


Welcome to episode 20

There is not much I can say about this episode,
I just listened and I can make no sense of it.

Basil Info...
Building manure powered rocket.
Vegetarian.
Girlfriend Rita will leave me any minute.
Explorer.
NOT a bottler.

Contact details...
Email  basilbottler@aol.com
Tel  07928464307 please leave a message.
www.myspace.com/basilbottler

basil is a self taught psychic breast reader -
conditions apply. 

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the basil bottler show - episode 19

2008-03-19
Length: 28s

 
Welcome to episode 19

Warning - this episode contains such things that mere words could never describe.

As i won a nice sum of money on the cheltenham gold cup, i thought i would spend it on a holiday and so I'm off on good Friday for a week in Cornwall.
By the way, gambling does not always lead to riches - you could get back less than you put on - conditions apply.
Gambling is my only vice, i don't count...
1/ strong liquor
2/ fornication
3/ debauchery
whoops, i counted them.

With a bit of luck (good/bad, you decide) episode 20 should be out around April 9th.

Finally - as its almost Easter, let us not forget that many years ago, father Christmas was crucified so that we could eat his chocolate eggs.

Right, let me get my hands on some hot buns.

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the basil bottler show - episode 18

2008-03-09
Length: 28s


Welcome to episode 18

This episode contains no artificial sweeteners,
but does contain...
worms,
tattoos,
bums
and a keep fit exercise.


Suitable for vegetarians.


PS episode 19 may be delayed slightly because of Easter - I'm planning to go over Niagara falls inside a large chocolate egg.


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the basil bottler show - episode 17

2008-02-27
Length: 25s


Welcome to episode 17
the show that brings you good old fashioned family fun.

This show includes...
hardcore sex,
a ufo,
songs,
news and weather
and a robot.

all brought to you by Minge-Ola,  my favourite cola.

PS only joking about the porn.

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the basil bottler show - episode 16

2008-02-12
Length: 23s


Welcome to episode 16 - the valentines special.

what the world needs now is love sweet love, we should smear it all over each other.

this episode contains...
love
love
love
and a motorbike.

love basil.

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the basil bottler show - episode 15

2008-01-31
Length: 24s


Welcome to episode 15.

Join me on the basil express - its full steam ahead, all downhill and the breaks don't work.

This episode includes a countryside walk, a visit to America and not much more.


Episode 16 will be a valentines special
available on Feb 14.

If you would like to send me valentine wishes, please do,
but ladies only - no men, not even lady-boys.






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the basil bottler show - episode 14

2008-01-17
Length: 25s

Welcome to episode 14.

This episode contains...
first aid
small dog
mercury
toboggan
whiskey
pornography
rocket
nightclub
in fact - all the necessities of life.


sorry about the microphone noise - its head was falling off.


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the basil bottler show - episode 13

2008-01-06
Length: 19s

Welcome to episode 13

there are a few mysterious seconds of silence during this episode,
i don't know what strange force caused it, but after a listen, i  think
its the best bit.

 
basil.

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the basil bottler (new year) show episode 12

2007-12-29
Length: 14s

Welcome to episode 12
the new year show.

Who would of thought that the year 2007 would ever end?...
not me.

Well it looks like its going to, so take my hand and let me lead you singing into the abyss that is 2008.

happy new year.


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the basil bottler (christmas) show episode 11

2007-12-23
Length: 24s

ho ho fucking ho - welcome to episode 11

its the basil bottler Christmas show.

what every vegetarian like me wants,
a nice bird and plenty of stuffing....bring back carry on.

watch out for perverts trying to come down your chimney.

its not all about eating and drinking, its a time to think about the real meaning of Christmas...
pagan debauchery - lovely.





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the basil bottler show episode 10

2007-12-15
Length: 15s

Welcome to episode 10

Twas the week before Christmas and all round the house,
no creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 
Though basil was awake and having great fun,
his rocked exploded and he went on the run.

"you'll never take me alive copper"

Look out next week for the basil bottler Christmas show.

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the basil bottler show episode 9

2007-12-06
Length: 17s

Welcome to episode 9

This weeks show contains so much and yet so little.

Highlights include....

Stonehenge, sex shop, perfume, mount Everest, sea shanty and a brand new feature.

And they say variety is dead.

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the basil bottler show - episode 8

2007-12-01
Length: 20s

Welcome to episode 8.

This episode includes a nod and a raising of the hat towards Iain lee, who inspired my diabolical podcasts and many good ones.

Also this week....

rockets, channel swimming, sex, poetry and music.

Its beyond belief.


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the basil bottler show episode 7

2007-11-24
Length: 17s

Welcome to episode 7.
This episode has got it all,
comedy, music, rockets, sex, adventure, mime, bendy buses, poetry and dancings girls.....

so much entertainment - and all from one man,

a  man called basil.

innit.

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the basil bottler show episode 6

2007-11-15
Length: 14s

Welcome to episode 6.
This weeks podcast is out a bit early because I'm going away for a long weekend during which I will be launching a scale model of my home made manure powered rocket. Lets hope I get it up.
Although this episode is a little shorter, I hope it still satisfies.

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the basil bottler show episode 5

2007-11-10
Length: 14s

Welcome to episode 5, its the one between 4 and 6, innit.
It includes the heart warming Christmas song (what i want for Christmas) which moved me to tears.........well there was a puddle when i got up.

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the basil bottler show episode 4

2007-11-03
Length: 15s

Welcome to episode 4.
You get no episodes for 40 years, then 4 come along at once.
I'm off to build my bonfire.

basil.

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the basil bottler show episode 3

2007-10-27
Length: 15s

welcome to episode 3

oh to breathe the sweet perfume of manure - when will i get my home made rocket into space?

please feel free to leave a comment.

i can be found at  www.myspace.com/basilbottler

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the basil bottler show episode 2 - watford 0

2007-10-20
Length: 14s

sorry about the sudden ending - equipment failure.

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the basil bottler show (the fun begins)

2007-10-14
Length: 11s

this is the first of my podcasts, i hope to do one each week unless i run out of funny ideas - some of you may think i already have.
if you enjoy it, please tell your friends and maybe the basil bottler show will become a podcast sensation.

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