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Podcast Episode 97 – Part A

2015-04-18 :: The Distracted Gamers
Length: 1s

You people suck. Your ancestors look at you from their branches on the family tree and wonder why no one has called the pruning service. At this point I want you to remember one thing – no one likes you. That’s right you have no friends. Your mom probably had to roll you in meat … Continue reading Podcast Episode 97 – Part A

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Podcast Episode 96 – Part B

2015-04-15 :: The Distracted Gamers
Length: 1s

Millenia from now when there is nothing left of our civilization except for dust and bones, archeologist will return to Earth from the stars to try to discover just what life was like here. These advanced and alien archeologists will take one look at your remains and reach one of two conclusions. The first, and … Continue reading Podcast Episode 96 – Part B

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Podcast Episode 96 – Part A

2015-04-11 :: The Distracted Gamers

Look what the internet dragged in. What a pathetic excuse for an intelligent being. I bet that when ordinary humans look at you, far from feeling kinship, they wonder if you wouldn’t be happier conversing with the apes at the zoo. The apes on the other hand, wonder why a reject from nature is bothering … Continue reading Podcast Episode 96 – Part A

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Podcast Episode 95 – Part B

2015-04-08 :: The Distracted Gamers
Length: 21s

Hello losers, and I don’t mean people who have lost stuff. I mean people who are pathetic. If you were to look up the definition of pathetic in the dictionary you would find the definition of the word pathetic, and it would be a description of you. If you thought that I was going to … Continue reading Podcast Episode 95 – Part B

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Podcast Episode 95 – Part A

2015-04-04 :: The Distracted Gamers
Length: 1s

Of all the podcast, in all the internet you had to drag your filthy carcass into ours. The stench of your rotting corpse is fouling the very air that the rest of us rely on for our continued existence. The pollution from the lump of gristle that resides between your ears, and which for want … Continue reading Podcast Episode 95 – Part A

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Podcast Episode 94 – Part B

2015-04-01 :: The Distracted Gamers

The DG Podcast has returned triumphantly. What can we say, we are like the proverbial bad penny. You on the other hand wouldn’t be missed. Your contribution to humanity is mostly in the form of carbon dioxide. If you were to go missing the plight of humanity would definitely improve. However, the plight of the … Continue reading Podcast Episode 94 – Part B

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Podcast Episode 94 – Part A

2015-03-28 :: The Distracted Gamers

Hello all you internet reprobates. How are you doing, as if we cared. We are doing as well as can be expected from your total lack of interest. So, the question that we ask right now is: what is wrong with you? I mean other than your glaring lack of intelligence. Did life beat you … Continue reading Podcast Episode 94 – Part A

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Podcast Episode 93 – Part B

2015-03-25 :: The Distracted Gamers

Here we are at episode 93 part B and you are helpless to stop it (cue maniacal laugh). This is all part of our diabolical plan to educate you against your will. That’s right there’s nothing you can do about it. It’s too late for resistance. You will be educated. In this episode of the … Continue reading Podcast Episode 93 – Part B

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Podcast Episode 93 – Part A

2015-03-21 :: The Distracted Gamers

The Indefatigable DG Podcast has returned to brighten your horrid little lives. Don’t let our magnanimity fool you we aren’t doing this for ourselves. Every week we put together brilliant and sparkling dialog and we mesh them seamlessly with quality content. And we do it all for you. We do it so your squalid little … Continue reading Podcast Episode 93 – Part A

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Podcast Episode 92 – Part B

2015-03-18 :: The Distracted Gamers

Well, look what the cat dragged in. Have you ever seen such a pathetic excuse for an educated human being? It looks to me like when they created you they broke the mold. Then they pulverized it. Then they scattered a third to the wind, a third was buried, and the final third was thrown … Continue reading Podcast Episode 92 – Part B

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