Release the hounds, recline in your Gypsy skinned recliner, way the trifle strumpet to knock out a quick Blamanche and settle back and enjoy this weeks edition of The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast the worlds number 1 Banter-cast as we cast an ill educated, badly opinionated aye over that some what gloopy hole of a year...2012. Hosted by Comedian and President of the Hobbiton Thrash Metal Society Billy Kirkwood & aided once more by cohort and Ginger Buffoon Graeme McCormack indulging in a bit of nonsensical bombastic banter for your weekly finger blasting of funnies. If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic visit our website to find out how! Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset Listen via Itunes or Subscribe with our RSS FEED: http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml www.billykirkwood.co.uk www.twitter.com/billykirkwood www.facebook.com/mrbillykirkwood www.facebook.com/ilikebillykirkwood www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=718110204 www.twitter.com/graememccm …

Grab yourself firmly by your sexy bit and pour another Pidgeon Vagina Sherry sit back relax and enjoy this episode of The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast the worlds number 1 Banter-cast as we cast an ill educated, badly opinionated aye over that some what gloopy hole of a year...2012. Hosted by Comedian and “Stop it and Tidy up Enthusist” Billy Kirkwood & aided once more by cohort Graeme McCormack indulging in a bit of nonsensical gabber Geyser-ing for your weekly bed bath of banter. If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic visit our website to find out how! Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset Listen via Itunes or Subscribe with our RSS FEED: http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml www.billykirkwood.co.uk www.twitter.com/billykirkwood www.facebook.com/mrbillykirkwood www.facebook.com/ilikebillykirkwood www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=718110204 www.twitter.com/graememccm …

By Barry the boisterous Baboon’s Bollocks...IT’S FINALLY BACK!! The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast the worlds number 1 Banter-cast has returned to fiery pubic jungle of the Internet’s every waiting Gabber Gash to pound it with a Quivering cup of thoroughly Chucklesome Christmas chit chat for this first episode of the long awaited new series. Hosted by Comedian Billy Kirkwood & semi professional circus buffoon Graeme McCormack sit back, pour yourself a “Doogie Howser” and revel in the ravaging of nonsensical festive gum wagging. If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic visit our website to find out how! Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset Listen via Itunes or Subscribe with our RSS FEED: http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml www.billykirkwood.co.uk www.twitter.com/billykirkwood www.facebook.com/mrbillykirkwood www.facebook.com/ilikebillykirkwood www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=718110204 www.twitter.com/graememccm …

Call the constable, hide your mother, put the coastguard on red alert and tell that upstart Gaddafi to put the biscuits back in the tin because those internet knights of the Banter, Comedian Billy Kirkwood, colossal strumpet bumper Graeme McCormack and the man Prof Brian Cox calls Dad, Stuart Woodland bestride the whores of chat and bang like monkeys all for YOUR pleasure on the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. This week misters Billy, Grumbles and Woodfiend engage in a delicious frothing gloop of banter goo about everything from Wrestling, camping, wearing ladies pants, the REAL taste of Moose and much much more... If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic visit our website to find out how! Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset or Twitter @thegentscloset www.billykirkwood.co.uk www.facebook.com/mrbillykirkwood www.facebook.com/ilikebillykirkwood www.twitter.com/wreck_the_place www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=718110204 www.twitter.com/graememccm RSS FEED: http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml or Listen via itunes or or with RSS http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml …

Well its been quite a week in the Closetverse what with Charlie Sheen's Tiger blood addiction finally being revealed (not news to us I might add)and Stuart Woodland's triumphant return from rehab. Help us celebrate in the kind of style that would have sunk Oliver Reed by joining those internet knights of the Banter, Comedian Billy Kirkwood, barely coherant baffoon Graeme McCormack and the king of sodomy Stuart Woodland as they teach the world a lesson or two about manners and the lost art of seduction in the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. This week the chaps engage in a deliciously frothing gloop of banter about everything from the Charlie Sheen furore, Gene Hackmans tragically short career, things to say to Morgan Freeman in a tight spot and much much more... If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic visit our website to find out how! Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk, our facebook page: www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset or our Twitter page: www.twitter.com/thegentscloset www.billykirkwood.co.uk www.facebook.com/mrbillykirkwood www.facebook.com/ilikebillykirkwood www.twitter.com/wreck_the_place www.facebook.com/graememccormack www.twitter.com/graememccm RSS FEED: http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml or Listen via itunes or or with RSS http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml …

Once the world waited with baited breath for the second coming of Christ but he missed the banter boat and now lies forgotten and in disgrace while we bestride the world as kings of all we survey...BEHOLD...those internet knights of the Banter. Comedian Billy Kirkwood & baffoon Graeme McCormack talk like they’re lives depended on it for the second episode in the awesome new series of the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. This week misters Billy and Grumbles (KING OF THE GOBLINS) engage in delicious frothing gloop of banter goo about everything from bartering for goods, bad wedding plans, imaginary Cyndi Lauper sitcom, the best location Billy to store his splooge and much much more! If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic visit our website to find out how! Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset www.billykirkwood.co.uk www.facebook.com/mrbillykirkwood www.facebook.com/ilikebillykirkwood www.twitter.com/wreck_the_place www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=718110204 www.twitter.com/graememccm RSS FEED: http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml or Listen via itunes or or with RSS http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml …

The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast SERIES 6: EP 1 – “Junkies ROOL” Dear Christ and buggerry release the hounds, shoot the servants, Telegraph the Brigdear back to Geneva and enjoy no interruptions as your ears are about to get pounded harder than blind boxing porn star, yes those internet knights of the Banter Comedian Billy Kirkwood & Graeme McCormack stride the dragons of chatter and ride right into your sunset and unleash a supernova of glorious comedy whoredom (yes we’ll do it for free) for brand awesome series of the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. (Normal Podcast description will be resume next week) This week misters Billy and Grumbles (KING OF THE GOBLINS) engage in delicious frothing gloop of banter goo about everything from Clown torcher, Having babies, Bad Metaphors , Wasp wrestling and much much more..all this and much more. If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic visit our website to find out how! Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset www.billykirkwood.co.uk www.facebook.com/mrbillykirkwood www.facebook.com/ilikebillykirkwood www.twitter.com/wreck_the_place www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=718110204 www.twitter.com/graememccm RSS FEED: http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml …

IT’S CHRISTMAS M’EFFERS! Time to don your cock tinsel, pop on a wee jizzy Santa Hat and rock with your rock with your Bawbles out! As the Billy and Graeme from the Gentleman’s Closet team up with their pals from the Trampled Bat Comedy Podcast for a Christmas Comedy Party and gorge themselves on a busting buffet of Banter as they stretch there hymans and throb their Uvulas in this the first of two Holiday specials! Sit down, open wide and prepare for a Chrimbo comedy pumping featuring suck talk-tastic topics such as The Pope, Christmas, X-Factor losers, Bad Presents, Coke a Cola, Food, Shoe-ism and Chris Conroy Comedy Convoy HOOT HOOT! And if you’d like to set us a banter topic for this or a future episode you can do so by emailing show host Billy Kirkwood via: mrbillykwood@hotmail.co.uk If you’d like more information on the show, how to get in contact, dontate, subscribe free via itunes or to listen/download the show free, just visit any of the following sites for more info www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk or www.billykirkwood.co.uk or www.trampledbat.com Listen via itunes or http://billykirkwood.podomatic.com/ or with RSS http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml …

Yes this is a very special trailer the 'Lads' have recording for the first ever LIVE recording of the Gentlemans Closet Comedy Podcast. A night of unforgettable laughs with a live stand up show featuring special guests from the UK’s comedy scene including Martin Bearne, "Q from Airdrie" Quentin Reynolds, hosted by Billy Kirkwood and a the THE MAIN EVENT the first every LIVE banter filled episode recording of the worlds only Com-talk-improv-podcast The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast (with Stuart, Graeme and Billy), where you pick the topics, where you ask the questions...and we all bring the funny! Sunday Nov 28th Show Starts 8pm Tickets £6 B.Y.O.B (includes free Pizza) Buy your ticckets from Su Casa or Tel: 01292 618657 Su Casa Coffee House 4 Lorne Arcade, 115 High Street KA7 1QL Ayr 01292 618657 Su Casa's facebook - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=133499550022094 www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk www.billykirkwood.co.uk *** TELL EVERYONE!!!*** …

The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast SERIES 5: EP 8 –“The Road to Su Casa” Covered in Maple Syrup and the leaves of the season our Gabber Gorgans (Billy Kirkwood, Stuart Woodland, and Graeme McCormack) gorge themselves on a busting buffet of Banter as they stretch there hymans and throb their Uvulas in preparation for the first ever live recording of the Closet this weekend., knocking our this very special mini episode, featuring suck talk-tastic topics such as Vagina Surgery (Before and after), Breast safety concerns, Apple pies, Fire risk, Junkie sadness and much much more. Remember we’re recording our first every episode in front of a LIVE audience on Sunday Nov 28th (tickets are still available from Su-casa tel: 01292 618657) so if you’d like to set us a banter topic for this or a future episode you can do so by emailing show host Billy Kirkwood via: mrbillykwood@hotmail.co.uk Or visit any of the following sites for more info www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk or www.billykirkwood.co.uk …

Moahahahahab Spooky tits asunder, it’s time to get your creepy pants on and run out into the streets of your villiage covered in owl blood and spunk and let the world know the Gentleman’s Closet is kicking off the first of it’s two Halloween specials..with this very special episode recording entirely in the dark! As always Count Billy ‘Toadfish’ Kirkwood , Graeme ‘Fritzl’ McCormack and Stuart ‘Gacy’ Woodland beat off their gabber guns over such banter beef as The best ways to punish a burglar, Ghosts, Crappy Horror Movies, Bad Halloween Outfits, Sour Halloween sweeties challenge, and so...very much more. If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic, just it get in touch with show host Billy by emailing – mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset …

More from the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. This week misters Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack and guest Mr Stuart Woodland one more engage delicious frothing cream bun of banter about everything from planning murders, facebook stalking, bad holidays, swearing at the pope and what you’d be willing to rest if your mouth for a tenner..all this and much more. If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic, just it get in touch with show host Billy by emailing – mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset …

Splishy Splashy Yes it’s time to fill up your Gabber Goblets once more as we bring you another Shit your pants funny episode of the world’s number one free banter-cast The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. This week misters Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack are joined once more by guest Mr Stuart Woodland who as well as treating worse than a ginger headed –French – stepchild engage delicious direction free banter about everything from whoring yourself out on the internet The Power of William Shatner, Michael Bay's Holiday Videos, Hypnotists’, Jill Dando, Assholes, Fanny Sand and much more. Tankers at the ready and CHEERS! If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic, just it get in touch with show host Billy by emailing – mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk Check us out online at www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/gentlemanscloset …

Yes the world’s number one free banter-cast with more stuffed inside it than a fat lad at a gangbang buffet! Once again we say Guten Tag to yet another episode of gab-tastic The Gentleman’s Closet – Comedy Podcast. This week misters Billy Kirkwood and Graeme McCormack flap there delicious gums over such nonsensical topics as Benefit Cheats, the healing quality of a piece, Sherlock Holmes, Spunk speeds, bad accents, Back Tattoo’s, Fifty Cent, and yet more plans for the Tits Ahoy festival.. Tankers at the ready and CHEERS! If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic, just it get in touch with show host Billy by emailing – mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk Check out out website - www.thegentlemanscloset.co.uk. Or visit our facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Gentlemans-Closet-Comedy-Podcast/141935892510003 …

Pants off and Tally Ho, yes it’s time for another episode of The Gentleman’s Closet – Podcast. Hosted by Comedian Billy Kirkwood with guest Mr Graeme McCormack out Bantering Gabber Gigolos, wrap there talkative tongues around another trumpet full of topics this week such as Bees, Driving Instructors, Suicidal Taxi drivers, Bad 80’s Music, Drugs, Robot Poo, Toy Cars and Birthdays as quite the time is had, as Master McCormack waves good bye to his 30th year and Madam Pamela and her five lovely sisters all in one sitting (You’ll see..Or hear really). BOSH! If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic, just it get in touch with show host Billy by emailing – mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk Or visit www.facebook.com/mrbillykirkwood Listen via itunes or http://billykirkwood.podomatic.com/ or with RSS http://billykirkwood.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml …

More Trifle? No? Well how about a cup of tea and a pile of stupendous banter buns as and nonsense as we are delighted to present another episode of The Gentleman’s Closet – Podcast. Hosted by Comedian Billy Kirkwood with guest Mr Graeme McCormack as they scoffle down some top banter chow for your delectation. This week's topics include the Election, Wasted money, Gazza, Things to do before the Apocalypse, Your Roaul Moat serial killer name, the best festivals ever, Columbo and much much more! Let the banter begin. Hats on! If you’re interested in contacting the closet either to set a banter topic, or just get in touch, email – mrbillykirkwood@hotmail.co.uk ** COMING SOON – THE BILLY KIRKWOOD SHOW From the makes of The Gentleman’s Closet Comedy Podcast, stay tuned for details! …