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Hi Google!

2013-02-11

See, I’m not a hacker! But that’s what a hacker would say, isn’t it. Anyway, I hope I get my dollar’s worth out of this. Here’s a picture of what my son looks like now. He’s 15.…

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Booger Week Wrap-up: Do elephants get boogers?

2007-12-08
Length: 3m 16s

象って鼻くそありますか。 zou tte, hana kuso arimasu ka.…

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Booger Week Wrap-up: Do elephants get boogers?

2007-12-08
Length: 3m 16s

象って鼻くそありますか。 zou tte, hana kuso arimasu ka.…

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I keep my boogers in this box.

2007-12-07 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕はこの箱の中に鼻くそを保管しています。 boku wa kono hako no naka ni hana kuso wo hokan shiteimasu.…

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Booger Week Wrap-up: Do elephants get boogers?

2007-12-07 :: Rich & Tony Pav

象って鼻くそありますか。 zou tte, hana kuso arimasu ka.…

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Can I wipe this booger on your forehead?

2007-12-05 :: Rich & Tony Pav

この鼻くそをあなたのおでこで拭いてもいいですか。 kono hana kuso wo anata no odeko de fuitemo ii desu ka.…

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Let’s see who can pick the longest booger

2007-12-04 :: Rich & Tony Pav

誰が一番長い鼻くそを取れるんでしょうか。 dare ga ichiban nagai hana kuso wo torerun deshou ka.…

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We’re having boogers for dinner tonight

2007-12-03 :: Rich & Tony Pav

今日の夜ご飯は鼻くそです。 kyou no yoru gohan wa hana kuso desu.…

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Can I pick your boogers?

2007-12-02 :: Rich & Tony Pav

あなたの鼻くそをほじってもいいですか。 anata no hana kuso wo hojittemo ii desu ka.…

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Booger Week: My boogers taste salty.

2007-12-01 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕の鼻くそはしょっぱいです。 boku no hana kuso wa shoppai desu.…

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Flashback to Dec. 23, 1998

2007-11-28 :: Rich & Tony Pav

One year old Tony is introduced to the harmonica.…

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Cooking With Tony

2007-11-18 :: Rich & Tony Pav

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For a fat person, you don’t sweat much.

2007-11-13 :: Rich & Tony Pav

太っている人ほど、汗をかかないんですね。 futotteiru hito hodo, ase wo kakanain desu ne. The other word for fat person, “debu,” isn’t very nice at all.…

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I can’t get this penguin out of my pants.

2007-11-12 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕のパンツからペンギンを抜けなくなってしまいました。 boku no pantsu kara pengin wo nukenakunatte shimaimashita. nukenakunatte shimaimashita. nukenakunatte shimaimashita. nukenakunatte shimaimashita. nukenakunatte shimaimashita.…

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I want to wear your underpants like a hat.

2007-11-11 :: Rich & Tony Pav

あなたのパンツを帽子みたいにかぶりたい。 anata no pantsu wo boushi mitai ni kaburitai.…

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I’m tired. Would you chew my food for me?

2007-11-10 :: Rich & Tony Pav

First, the advanced version: 僕、噛むのに疲れちゃった。変わりに食べ物を噛んでくれるだね。 And the slightly dumbed down version: 僕、疲れた。 食べ物を変わりに噛んでくれるかい? boku, tsukareta. tabemono wo kawari ni kande kureru kai? “kai” is a more informal and friendly way of ending a question, instead of just plain “ka.” Or, if you use it improperly it could also be used to pick a fight, because [...]…

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I’m from a different planet.

2007-11-08 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕は違う惑星から来ました。 boku wa chigau wakusei kara kimashita. “As for me, a different planet from I came.”…

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I ate a rat for lunch today.

2007-11-07 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕はお昼ご飯にネズミを食べました。 boku wa ohiru gohan ni nezumi wo tabemashita. BTW, the “wo” is pronounced “oh.”…

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Pull my finger.

2007-10-27 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕の指を抜いてください。 boku no yubi wo nuite kudasai.…

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I can fart very loudly. Would you like to hear?

2007-10-25 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕のおならの音は大きいです。聞いてみませんか。 boku no onara no oto wa ookii desu. kiite mimasenka? or 僕はおならの音が大きいです。聞いてみませんか。 boku ha onara no oto ga ookii desu. kiite mimasenka?…

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Please call an ambulance. My toe is stuck in a bowling ball.

2007-10-23 :: Rich & Tony Pav

速く救急車を呼んでください。ボーリングの玉にあしがはまってしまいました。 hayaku kyuukyuusha wo yonde kudasai. booringu no tama ni ashi ga hamatte shimaimashita. *The reason why languages like Japanese and Spanish sound staccato is because every syllable is evenly timed. When you see vowels repeated as in “kyuukyuusha”, it means that the syllables take two beats. You might be able to notice how it [...]…

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Is that your baby? He looks like a monkey.

2007-10-21 :: Rich & Tony Pav

これはあなたの赤ちゃんですか。なんだかサルみたいですね。 kore wa anata no akachan desuka? nandaka saru mitai desu ne.…

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Back on track

2007-10-21

Well, I’ve finished the last two books in the Harry Potter series after spending an entire week reading at every possible free moment. I was glad to find that all the spoilers I had heard weren’t true, and wasn’t so surprised at the revelation by the author yesterday that Dumbledore is gay. Now that I’ve [...]…

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Running late: It’s Harry Potter’s fault.

2007-10-16

I went home early last night to work on the next batch of episodes but instead got started reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and could. not. stop. In fact, I can’t wait to get on the train home tonight and continue reading it. I also bought Tony a little globe for him [...]…

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I peed in your tea.

2007-10-15 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕はあなたのお茶におしっこ入れました。 boku wa anata no ocha ni oshikko iremashita.…

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Good morning, Mrs. Nakaura. I ate your cat. It was delicious.

2007-10-14 :: Rich & Tony Pav

おはようございます中村さん。あなたの猫を食べてしまいました。美味しかったですよ。 ohayou gozaimasu nakamura-san. anata no neko wo tabete shimaimashita. oishikattta desu yo.…

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My brain hurts.

2007-10-13 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕の脳みそが痛いです。 boku no noumiso ga itai desu.…

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My favorite food is monkey brains.

2007-10-12 :: Rich & Tony Pav

僕の好きな食べ物はサルの脳みそです。 boku no sukina tabemono wa saru no noumiso desu.…

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You have a big butt.

2007-10-11 :: Rich & Tony Pav

あなたのお尻はでっかいですね。 anata no oshiri wa dekkai desu ne.…

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I’d like to drink your bath water.

2007-10-10 :: Rich & Tony Pav

This was inspired by a friend in college who used to say after seeing a pretty girl, “Man, I’d drink a gallon of her bath water.” あなたが入ったお風呂の水が飲みたいです。 anata ga haitta ofuro no mizu ga nomitai desu.…

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Please stop licking my armpit. It tickles.

2007-10-09 :: Rich & Tony Pav

私の脇を舐めないでください。くすぐったいですから。 watashi no waki wo namenaide kudasai. kusuguttai desu kara.…

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Excuse me, I found this eyeball. Is it yours?

2007-10-08 :: Rich & Tony Pav

すみません、このめんたまを見つけたんですけど、あなたのではありませんか? sumimasen, kono mentama wo  mitsuketan desukedo,  anata no dewa arimasenka?…

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From our dining room table to the rest of the world

2007-10-08

I’ve been keeping track of where visitors come from with the awesome Firestats plugin for WordPress. UNITED STATES 44.75% JAPAN 22.10% UNITED KINGDOM 4.97% GERMANY 4.97% AUSTRALIA 2.21% NEW ZEALAND 2.21% PORTUGAL 2.21% (Hello Ventura) CANADA 2.21% SWITZERLAND 2.21% ITALY 2.21% CHINA 2.21% (Tony was impressed) NETHERLANDS 2.21% SINGAPORE 1.10% SPAIN 1.10% FINLAND 0.55% BELGIUM [...]…

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Oops! I pooped my pants again.

2007-10-07 :: Rich & Tony Pav

どうしよう。またパンツにうんこを漏らしちゃった。 dou shiyou. mata pantsu ni unko wo morashichatta.…

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