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Free Psychic Readings #461 by Judge Neil and FRIENDS

2013-04-17
Length: 1s

Show 461 Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 10 pm PST

Get your (forbidden) fruit on.  Lisa calls in to entertain Judge Neil.  She's got honey on her face and is in a naughty mood.  Are you ready Lisa?  I was born ready.  "Horror"scope readings for Wednesday.  No Thumper, today is not Thursday.  Kelley calls in with good news about her mom.  She got some percocet and didn't have to beat anyone for it.  Kelley's Karma is turning for the better and she gets a Kiss.  Thumper mediates and shares some inspiration.  Zena hangs out.  Robert gets a reading for a much needed job and status on his Father.  

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The Judge Neil Show #459

2013-04-14
Length: 2s

Show 459, Saturday, April 13, 2013, 9 pm PST

You are NOT alone.  Courtney shares about her accident and her sub sixty second man.  "Hurry it up!"  Sadawnie comforts Courtney with her own sub minute man story.  Scribe calls in for Zombies, Karma Jurassic Park and… (I forget).  Sydawnie gets a love reading, Felix calls in about love and money.  Lashondra calls in about her second full time job.  Keeks needs a summer job.  Danielle's dancing her way to fame.  Day 2 on YouTube!  See the cards being pulled, see the chartroom, hear the Show; reality entertainment at it's finest.

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The Judge Neil Show #458

2013-04-12
Length: 1s

Show 458 Thursday, April 11, 2013, 9 pm PST

Now on video via YouTube!  Jane calls in to find out about her career.  Oh and the cards are now on YouTube live!!!  Watch for something in writing, either snail mail, perhaps e-mail…  Kelley is going to her modeling interview after visiting her cousin for her graduation in May.  Which runs faster, a tiger or a lion?  Things you need to know to get hired at Mickey D's.  Jesse calls in to find out what's not adding right with Jesse's girl.  Thumper is so on it!  Xena hangs out.  Sharon calls in for a sex reading.  Nevermind the relationship, she just wants some nookie.  Oh no, looks like another 4 months not getting none.  Sharon gets a sweet read about her marriage.  Kelley notices that Judge Neil is sooo nice to other people.  Dayvd calls in for love.  Bree/Thumper shares an uplifting quote.

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The Judge Neil Show #457

2013-04-11
Length: 2s

Show 457 Wednesday, April 10, 2013, 9 pm PST

Say WHAT???  Keeks calls in.  Thumper hops in and vouches for Jay fka Bob who just got kicked out of the Chatroom.  Dayvd rolls in with his frogs and gets a reading.  Eric gets a reading from Bree/Thumper.  Winter gets a 3 mo chat reading.  Kelley calls in about a modeling call and got a bad review at Taco Hell.  Luba wants to be a millionaire.  She bought him a drink and felt like a pimp.  I think she's high, let me take another swig of nyquil.  It's just like Thanksgiving.  Do you say that during sex?

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The Judge Neil Show #456

2013-04-10
Length: 1s

Show 456 Tuesday, April 9, 2013, 9 pm PST

A healthy concoction.  Lashondra is going to be a military wife.  See the world marry a soldier.  Lili calls in about David and confirms he has an ex that won't give him up.  An upcoming career change from delivering babies to looking at dead bodies.  Lori calls in about Kelly and Gina who messed up her marijuana plants.  Thumper/Bree hops in, Zena hangs out and Kelly gets a reading for more of the same tomorrow.  

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The Judge Neil Show #455

2013-04-08
Length: 1s

Show 455 Monday, April 8, 2013, 9 pm PST

Creeping, is he?  Tim calls back about collecting his money.  Danyell wants to know about the yellow house.  Leave Kevin home, he's not helping the search.  Thumper/Bree and Xena hang out.  Judith calls in wondering where her windfall is for nursing school.  Did you want a man?  i want a husband.  Candie wants to stay focused but is easily distracted by fun.  Let go a little bit.  Taj calls in to see if her man is creeping.  Judge do you like chocolate women?  I'm swigging nyquil tonight.  Through rain, sleet and snow the Judge Neil Show goes on.

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The Judge Neil Show #454

2013-04-08
Length: 2s

Show 454 Sunday, April 7, 2013, 9 pm PST

Leprechaun, fact or fiction?  Kevin's tooth infection, is it terminal?  What's plan B Danyell?  I'm a light worker.  Kelley can't talk about Joe no more.  Lisa would you cosign for Kelley?  Yes because she knows I'd kick her ass if she messes up my credit.  Three wishes from a Leprechaun Invisibility, ageless beauty and of course world peace and an ocean view.  Thumper/Bree hops in.  Lo calls about her private life as a scorpio.  Zena hangs out.  Sheila brings it and does a great job with readings!  Kanisha calls in about some baby daddy issues.  Psychic spying done right here and done dirt cheap.  Does he have commitment issues?  Man Re-education Center soon to be built complete with shock treatment.  

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The Judge Neil Show #453

2013-04-07
Length: 2s

Show 453 Saturday, April 6, 2013 9 pm PST

Drinks on the house!  Dirty Diana needs some love, threesome, one-night, freaky ok.  Brite calls in about her Springerlike TV Show career and other life issues.  Kelley calls in pissed.  Thumper and Zena hang out for drinks.  Keeks is into books and cranberry juice.  BTW that's good for uti.  Sharon calls in with a few more days left in Alaska.  Danyell updates us on the housing situation.  His mom will co-sign.  Nicole wants to know why the douche bag contacted her in the first place if he's not interested.  Dayvd brings his horny frogs to the Show.

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The Judge Neil Show #452

2013-04-05
Length: 1s

Show 452 Thursday, April 4, 2013, 9 pm PST

Jokers Wild.  Danyell calls from North Carolina.  We were denied the townhouse rental, this is a crisis!  Keeks didn't pass the McDonalds job questionnaire.  Don't worry something better is out there for you.  Don't be passive-aggressive with Brandon.  Ask him out for a date this Friday.  Keeks succumbs to chartroom peer pressure and asks him out via Facebook.  Thumper and Zena hang out.  William calls in for some good luck for his poker game.  

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The Judge Neil Show #451

2013-04-04
Length: 1s

Show 451 Wednesday, April 3, 2013, 9 pm PST

Bring a friend.  Lo calls in after her talk with the Lawyer.  Corporate America is trying to bring mental illness to it's workers.  Zena and Thumper/Bree the groupies hang out.  Kelley calls in and gets another bad read for work (surprise, surprise)  Missy calls in about a high school sweetheart and new love on the horizon.  Get some clothes, take some sexy pictures and get yourself out there.  Cheryl calls in for confirmation about her Woody Allen man.  Kiks calls in about her dreams and her high school crush.  Kelley is vying for the Shift Leader promotion.  Hector can suck a…  April is bring a friend month.

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The Judge Neil Show #450

2013-04-03
Length: 2s

Show 450 Tuesday, April 2, 2013 9 pm PST

A Devine Plan.  Kelley checks in from work.  Judge Neil did not hang up on you.  Trish calls in for a reading about her financial situation with her ex-husband and a medical supply distributor job.  Danyell calls in frantic about her move to North Carolina and the living situation.  North Carolina is better aligned for her spiritual path.  Lo calls in about meeting with the liar, no the lawyer at work tomorrow, love out of state and love in general and does a live Facebook friending with Judge Neil.  Thumper and Zena chill out on the Show.  Kelley calls back after clocking in 103 hours at Taco Hell.  She be buying some condoms and cinnamon with her windfall.  I like to blow them up and play with them.  Ambush chartroom reading with a double dose for Jen.  Does that make sense?  I tried to follow you but I got lost.

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The Judge Neil Show #449

2013-04-02
Length: 2s

Show 449 Monday, April 1, 2013, 9 pm PST

The hammer has dropped and the truth comes out (after about an hour)  We have a Taj crisis.  No, not a crisis but a situation.  Kelley, Xena, Thumper/Bree and Jenny roll in.  Never turn your back on an irritated woman.  Sara calls in about her man and his porn issues.  He can't understand why she is irritated with his lack of concern and thinks that it is a sign that a man does not respect a woman if he shares his porn with her.  Marriage is legalized torture.  Dayvd wants Sara.  There is no happily ever after or Prince Charming.  Down with Disney.  How about a carrot strap on?  That's a bit pointy… Thumper takes things day by day and is an inspiration.  Let's Party!!!

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The Judge Neil Show #448

2013-04-01
Length: 2s

Show 448 Sunday, March 31, 2013, 9 pm PST

Hide the Rabbit, she crazy.  Zarah loves the automated readings at JudgeNeil.com and gets a live reading about med school, her arranged marriage and moving to another country.  Kelley calls in to tell Judge Neil that her ex-girlfriend thinks Judge Neil is her boyfriend.  Kelley she's stalking you on Facebook.  Why else would she think that?  I want to be a bill collector and be rude to people.  Read my new military love interest.  Lashondra calls in for a reading on her living situation, second job and money.  People just mistake my kindness for weakness.  Nathaniel calls in and asks about his brother's job, love and a job.  Do you want me to put a curse on her?  Would you please.  Kik's calls in about her Journalistic aspirations.  DJ Malone calls in about a business/love relationship with a crazy woman who he's going on a 3 day road trip with. 

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The Judge Neil Show #447

2013-03-31
Length: 2s

Show #447, Saturday, March 30, 2013, 9 pm PST

Super Turbo Slut and go suck a dick.  Lasondra calls in to see how things will go if she rejects her estranged ex husband.  Kelley calls from the rooftop of Club Taco Hell and wants to know why Joe has to be such a douchebag.  Oh go suck a Fn Dick!  I'm gonna get white girl wasted.  Maureen wants to know how her second book about communications from the other side from persons who have passed on in connection with wartime deaths.  Maureen also wants to know when her King is coming but gets news about a clown.  Judge Neil has been banned from Facebook for 24 hours for posting a link to an MSN article about a woman breastfeeding deer.  What an idiot.  What if the deer bites her nipple off!  I try to do a public service and what do I get?  Banned!  Sharon has been denied penis for 4 months and is ready to try pussy.  I'm stimulated.  I don't know if I should ask the universe.  I don't need a big dick, a mini bite is okay, better than going hungry.  Danyell asks about her trip to NC to go to a hippy commune to study herbs.  "I make sex a religious experience".  Nathanial checks back to see how his brother's job search is going. 

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The Judge Neil Show #446

2013-03-29
Length: 1s

Show 446 Thursday, March 28, 2013, 9 pm PST

Dayvd calls in and Judge Neil can't hear him (S***) and he gets a read about his job situation.  Nicole gets another love reading, Kiki gets some readings about her friends and interviews Judge Neil.  (Kiki should look into Journalism, great job Kiki).   Zena hangs out and Thumper hops in.  Shy (uh huh) Jenae, the radio show host calls in.   Maybe call Jenae's show.  What was her URL?     

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The Judge Neil Show #445

2013-03-28
Length: 2s

Darth Vadar on Respirator.  Mary Bess calls in for love.  Is there a strong bond between us?  Taj calls in about her business website launch and Marlin.  Kelley has a food fight and slaps her manager in her face.  Thumper and Zena call in.  Selena calls in about her love.  Kim adopts two adorable girls and builds an extension to her house.  Danyell calls in about letting a spirit go.  Daryl calls in for a job.   

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The Judge Neil Show #444

2013-03-27
Length: 2s

My secret business.  Kelley goes to work late.  Thumper, Zena and Davyd call in.  Roofie aka Ruthie has a secret business.  Roofie makes Judge Neil want to bang his head on a wall.  Melissa referred by Sheryl calls in about her gypsy soul.  Danyell calls in for a reading.

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The Judge Neil Show #443

2013-03-26
Length: 2s

What the shape of your head means.  Should Rebecca make the first move?  I can forgive the past.  Thumper and Zena call in.  Jane calls about buying a house with her long distance English man.  Fan mail from Casandra.  Kelley and her friend JayDee call in for a lover's quiz.  You want pineapple pizza, you know you do.  Kiki calls in for a love read.  

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The Judge Neil Show #442

2013-03-25
Length: 2s

Sport Fishing, Yolo and Don't Be a Pussy!  My money is in Kelley, Bree/Thumper hops in, Zena hangs out, Horoscope readings for the week.  Sheila is looking for love but not in the supermarket.  Double Angel points for helping out a Virgo this week!  Friend Judge Neil on Facebook and rate and review his Show on iTunes.  

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The Judge Neil Show #441

2013-03-24
Length: 2s

Cult Leader Hate Mail and Brainwashing.  Sandy wakes up fresh, Kelley calls in from Taco Hell, Nancy doesn't say F**k.  Jenny tells Sandy to F**k off.  Master T the cult leader calls in to brag about his hate mail.  Love me, hate me but most of all fear me.  Bree/Thumper hops in.  We were worried that Sandy ate you (rabbit stew).  Kelly is freaking mad and if you don't like it you can suck a d**k.  

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The Judge Neil Show #440

2013-03-23
Length: 2s

You can lie to a liar.  Nicole, Jenny, Kelley and Zena hang out.  Amber the dental hygenist/stripper calls in for a reading about her new love Jesse.  I guess she's Jesse's girl now.  Yvette has a dream about her late husband and her cute daughter Bella steals the show.  Yvette also gets advice to go on a road trip with her current husband.  Tu, lover of fortune cookies (don't eat the one's without a fortune, they have no soul) gets a reading for his wife Tui.  

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The Judge Neil Show #439

2013-03-22
Length: 2s

Helping Hands.  Fy calls in about her line of baby hats.  Carrie got fired for saying "shit".  You like to clean and cook?  Do you like lying on your back too.  Why are you still single?  I'm not dating a midget.  Jenny & Zena hang out.  Kelly calls in.  Better out than In.  Will I ever be rich?  If you go with plan B and become a stripper, people will be throwing money at you.  If you have something wrong with yourself, pick on someone else.  Lisa, Kelly's mom calls in.  i'm not scared, I'm just sleepy.  Are you dating the same Joe as your daughter?  Sandy gets a read.

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The Judge Neil Show #438

2013-03-21
Length: 2s

Go Hard or Go Home!  Dirty Dianna shares that all relationships end, he's going to cheat on you and leave you.  Jenny and Zena hang out.  Taj calls in confused.  Danyell wins the $100 for the Suck Up to Judge Neil Contest.  Every bitch needs money right?  Sheila's got skills with her lips and some sugar daddy issues.  Find one with ED, all the benefits without the sex.  Kelly put your boobs up to my spiritual hand so I can positively ID you.  Your boss wants to bang you?  You peed where?  Tempest is going to spread it.  Who should I chose?  Mr. Vegan or Mr. Liquor Store Dude?  Prayers and Love to Thumper.

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The Judge Neil Show #437

2013-03-20
Length: 2s

What bitch is he banging now?  Carrie calls in for love but won't date a midget.  It's been 8 months, is he gay or what?  Are they going to fire me for shit?  I don't have ADHD.  Maria calls in about Suzie.  Some witch wants her dog.  Nicole calls in for some tough love.  Don't be the backup plan and don't go back to Mama's boy.  Wanda calls in about her brother's death. Nene calls in for love.  Vivian swipes the read from Judge Neil.  He's a pushover for Vivian.  

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The Judge Neil Show #436

2013-03-19
Length: 1s

We're sick and twisted but not THAT sick and twisted.  Virginia gets a love reading.  How about an older man?  Like 65?  Evander gets a reading on Serena.  Tired Margaret calls in.  Zena, Thumper and Jen hang out.  Austin's friends Becky and Hailey bring their boobies to the Show.  Tell a friend about the Show, I'm like Facebook Herpes.  You don't do freaky?  You just like talking about it?  

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The Judge Neil Show #435

2013-03-18
Length: 2s

This is not Radio Welfare.  Taj calls in and is devastated that Judge Neil calls her by her area code.  Don't you know me by now?  Hua the Hmong calls in and gets a love reading.  Sandy gets things off her chest, Zena hangs out.  Jay wants a psychic stalking of his ex.  Dianne calls in for love.  Dayvd makes a vow.  Evelyn wants a vacation.  Arkanam tests the Judge Neil Tarot Deck with a general reading.  Tony gets his reading.

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The Judge Neil Show #434

2013-03-17
Length: 3s

I'd do Dick & Jane but not Spot.  Sandy calls in, Jay gets a reading about his ex, career and a lawsuit.  Don't piss off mini-me.  Traci knows how to fit in to the party.  You are sooo obedient.  I can when I want to be.  Is that an erection?  It barely sticks out of your bush.  Karen calls in for some dick, Thumper has a few drinks, Jenny has some champaign, Angela calls in with an attitude and some advice about the Show.

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The Judge Neil Show #433

2013-03-15
Length: 2s

Facebook Drama.  Courtney gets a reading about the babysitting job.  Michelle calls in.  How can you believe in angels but not devils?  What is it that you want?  To live in peace.  BS be real, what do you really want?  What is wrong with me?  Put your big girl panties on.  Andrea falls asleep on the Show.  Amber were you a stripper in a past life?  No, I don't remember you.  Evelyn your next addiction will be match.com  A man is not just a sperm donna.  Don't Marisa Tomei on me "my biological clock is ticking".  You're still young.  Your shits still working right?  Sandy did you not get some today?  I'm so ugly, I have only 4 more days of these pills, and I lost a Facebook friend.  Don't make it all about you.  Jenny casts a protection spell.  Thumper hops in and Xena hangs out.

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The Judge Neil Show #432

2013-03-14
Length: 3s

Ling Ling & Sing Sing aka Talisha's left and right boobies.  Sandy and Xena call in and Nicole and Margie gets a reading.  Taj wants to bang someone this week.  Are you picky about your penis?  Thumper hops in.  Talisha doesn't remember the Host's name but she remembers he liked her boobies the last time she called in.  Ashley wants a man's perspective on her ass.  Cecil gets jumped by Thumper.  Susan's relationship is going down the toilet.  Amber, ex-striper now dental hygienist gets down to business.

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The Judge Neil Show #431

2013-03-13
Length: 2s

Women treat men like Jesus.  They believe he'll come back.  Sandy still has hives.  Nene calls in about attracting a guy, Chrissy wants to know about Brandon and Taylor (go for the Hot Sex!).  SANDY don't be getting ice cubes on my Show!  Tumper hops in, Nora get's a threesome in chat.  Marsha calls in about her life coach career.  Do you want to be a ho?  I'm a ho trainer.  Athena wants to be a spiritual life coach.  You give great advice when you're not drunk.  Do you want me to pull cards for your demon.  Margie calls in for penis.  Danyell agrees with everyone and get's an update on the big dick.

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The Judge Neil Show #430

2013-03-12
Length: 2s

The Woman's Advocate Show.  Nature loves your smelly vagina.  I'm going to read Ashley in chat for her paper due tomorrow.  Sandy calls in with the hives report.  Yvette calls in about a friends sentencing.  Jenny drops by.  Samantha calls in about her loveless marriage.  Tempest calls in about Lamont (not Sanford's son).  

Thumper/Bree & Zena call in  Sheila calls in about getting rejected for approaching a guy.  Dayvd get's kicked off a few times for bad audio.  Jo Ann (is this the Nanny?)  calls in for a love read.

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The Judge Neil Show #429

2013-03-11
Length: 3s

Do you want me to pee on it?  Sandy calls in after going to the ER (what a dedicated minion).  Kevin calls in for a reading at the recommendation of his mom Carol.  Lori calls back unhappy after renting the small apartment.  Have you had sex lately?  If I want it in May I have to pay for it.  (Laser Surgery).  Tony, Sandy's son calls in.  I can't talk about THAT!  My mom sitting right here next to me.  DJ Malone hangs out, Zena calls, Bree shares and Vivian Brings it.  Aiesha's still a lost soul but she found the Show at www.JudgeNeil.com

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The Judge Neil Show #428

2013-03-09
Length: 2s

Hunting Down Hookers.  Sandy calls in with Hives and won't let Cecil call her doo doo girl.  Doo Doo Butt Taj calls in.  My business idea has been stolen.  Would you like me to put a curse on them?  The name for my lipgloss is "Whore".  Andrea and Crystal call in.  I've never met a not hot Crystal.  DJ Malone calls in on a "Fantasy Ride".  Jess calls in and everyone in studio try to restate her question.  Wait, she didn't actually have a question after all.  Judge Neil finishes his bottle of Hennessy and ends the Show..

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The Judge Neil Show #427

2013-03-07
Length: 2s

Women are bitches and men are assholes.  Sheila you sound sexy, do you want to have phone sex?  Oh alright a reading for your job search it is then and Sandy does a numerology life path reading.  So put on your warpaint.  I am naturally beautiful, I don't need makeup.  Danyell calls in for a reading about her fiance coming out of the closet.  Jenny calls Christine aka Metro Gator-aid a bitch.  No, it's mean-o-pause.  Thumper hops in, sit here on my lap Thumper, it's safer, Sandy looks hungry.  Dayvd calls in for a romance read.  Curses are for stoopid gullible people and for $19.99 I can remove it for you.  If that doesn't work, for an additional $500 I can remove it again.  

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The Judge Neil Show #426

2013-03-05
Length: 2s

Judge Neil asks Sandy "why do people expect Judge Neil to be wrong?"  Vernelle calls in to see if it's really over with Charles.  Bobby calls in to the show at the prompting of his woman (he's gonna get some tonight for sure).  He gets a reading for his job.  Danyell gets a backstage pass.  Nicole calls in with her Drama Ho complaint about all these exes stalking her.  Thumper calls in.  Maria calls in about another car.  Jenny calls in.  Judge Neil is an expert Car Medium.  He can clear your car's muffler chakrah for you.  Cougar Audrey calls in about her boy toy Shaun.     

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The Judge Neil Show #425

2013-03-04
Length: 2s

Judge Neil introduces Sandy to his newest card to The Judge Neil Tarot Deck, Rabbits are NOT Food.  Liz calls in to the Show.  Are you my friend on Facebook?  We just exchanged private messages today!  We did?  How do you determine what a soulmate is.  Marjorie calls in for some cheering up.  William calls in for a reading about a court case.  Annette broke up with Fred because he didn't feel like camping with her and now she wants to know if she should give him an ultimatum.  Taj calls in about her $50 million company that her ex and his new woman want to help her market.  

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The Judge Neil Show #424

2013-03-03
Length: 2s

Sandy calls in and Judge Neil gives her Podcast Broadcasting 101.  Sandy brings her old people and sex article.  How old is old?  Maybe mid 40's and up.  Danyell calls in in response to Sandy's cry for help.  Once you've been peed on, gagged, tied up what's left?  Does Metro Gator-aid have a sign?  It has a card, the Magician in reverse.  Zena calls in.  Mike calls in for another love reading.  Rabbit stew for dinner.  It's been a year, what baggage could I have?  I've forgiven them and everything.  Mike needs a baptism but don't drink the bath water.  Nancy called back because even though Judge Neil is a bad psychic, things he said have come true.  You're so tall, dark and handsome and… insert another complimentary.  You were doing so good, and now you're being lazy.  To lazy to even rub one out for me.  You're very open, your boob chackrahs are so open.  I can feel them from here.  I like creepy fun.  We want to make sure you're totally satisfied.  Every woman wants a relationship, shall we do a reading?  You're like Mother Teresa but only hot.  Bree calls in with an Ocean warning for Judge Neil for the 9th, 11th, 17th and 19th.  Val calls in for a job reading.  I'm thinking a good career would be hostage negotiator.  Thumper is not feeling well.  Can we do anything for you?  what if I don't die this month.  Will that make you happy.  Mike calls back.  Did you tell your friends about the Show?  Yes, I told my one friend about the Show.  

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The Judge Neil Show #423

2013-03-02
Length: 3s

Sandy calls in and gives Judge Neil a warning about messing with Raspberry Gatoraid.  So you're saying I SHOULD piss off Techno Gatoraid?  Nok there are are good things that have come out of a bad situation.  You're twisting my words again.  Annette calls in to the Show after breaking up with her hoey man.  DJ Malone calls in.  He is such a patient man and his new single derriere is going to be a hit and BTW don't watch Paranormal Activity by yourself late at night.  Don't piss off Candy aka Metro Micrograve.  Miranda calls in a starts picking on everyone.  Judge Neil you were psychic before the womb.  Oh Sheila calls in on the correct number.

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The Judge Neil Show #422

2013-02-28
Length: 1s

Judge Neil and Sandy discus Mercury's Retrograde. (there he said it.  It's his gift to you Sandy.)  Courtney calls back for more punishment and some advice about her job hunt.  If your mom says you look like a tramp, then you know you're dressed right for the interview and go and buy a red thong.  What about a job as a phone sex operator?  You could make a lot of money from home lying in your Bed.  That sounded sooo wrong.  Sharon calls in a show us how to do it.  WWSD  What would Sharon do?  Lie, lie and lie.  Rate the Judge Neil Show on iTunes give it five stars.  Fill out the podcast survey and praise the Show to the sky.  No constructive criticism  needed here.  Just say wonderful things and remember WWSD.  Jenny/Grimace calls in to hang out.  You know you've made it big when people ask "Aren't you Grimace?"  

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The Judge Neil Show #422

2013-02-28 :: Judge Neil
Length: 1s

Show 422 Thursday, February 28, 2013 9pm PST. Judge Neil and Sandy discus Mercury's Retrograde. (there he said it. It's his gift to you Sandy.) Courtney calls back for more punishment and some advice about her job hunt. If your mom says you look like a tramp, then you know you're dressed right for the interview and go and buy a red thong. What about a job as a phone sex operator? You could make a lot of money from home lying in your Bed. That sounded sooo wrong. Sharon calls in a show us how to do it. WWSD What would Sharon do? Lie, lie and lie. Rate the Judge Neil Show on iTunes give it five stars. Fill out the podcast survey and praise the Show to the sky. No constructive criticism needed here. Just say wonderful things and remember WWSD. Jenny/Grimace calls in to hang out. You know you've made it big when people ask "Aren't you Grimace?"…

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The Judge Neil Show #421

2013-02-26
Length: 2s

Sandy calls in after the Judge Neil Pre-Show on BTR.  Carol calls in for a reading about her relationship with her son and a business expansion. Danyell calls in to get a reading on her fiance's sexuality.  He likes when I wear the strap-on.  Hey don't wash that thing in the dishwasher.  I'm not eating at Sandy's place.  Oh, oh, it's still Metro Gatoraid.  Adrianne calls in to get a general read.  Angela calls in about a guy paying her way to L.A., Lucky and Drake.  Judge Neil does a reading for Jay-Z and Beyonce.  Bree/Thumper calls in and her skype is beautiful today, just like she is. 

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The Judge Neil Show #421

2013-02-26 :: Judge Neil
Length: 2s

Show 421 Tuesday, February 26, 2013 Sandy calls in after the Judge Neil Pre-Show on BTR. Carol calls in for a reading about her relationship with her son and a business expansion. Danyell calls in to get a reading on her fiance's sexuality. He likes when I wear the strap-on. Hey don't wash that thing in the dishwasher. I'm not eating at Sandy's place. Oh, oh, it's still Metro Gatoraid. Adrianne calls in to get a general read. Angela calls in about a guy paying her way to L.A., Lucky and Drake. Judge Neil does a reading for Jay-Z and Beyonce. Bree/Thumper calls in and her skype is beautiful today, just like she is.…

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The Judge Neil Show #420

2013-02-25
Length: 2s

Grunge and Grimace ambush Nicole waiting in the calling que.  Sandy calls in to the Show with news about the Metro Retrograde.  Andrea calls in to listen about the Divine right to rule, philosophical discussion on destiny, time and karma.  Dayvid and Babzz join the conversation and get readings on love. 

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The Judge Neil Show #420

2013-02-25 :: Judge Neil
Length: 2s

Show 420 Monday, February 25, 2013, 9pm PST Grunge and Grimace ambush Nicole waiting in the calling que. Sandy calls in to the Show with news about the Metro Retrograde. Andrea calls in to listen about the Divine right to rule, philosophical discussion on destiny, time and karma. Dayvid and Babzz join the conversation and get readings on love.…

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The Judge Neil Show #419

2013-02-24
Length: 2s

Sandy brings a friend to the Show, Stacy calls in.  Courtney is promoted to ChatCop and calls in (Meow) I'm a kitty.  Now come and sit on my lap and let me spank you and tie you up.  Despite Sandy's warning Courtney gets a love reading.  Bree (Thumper) calls in to read Courtney.  Why do I keep calling in to the Show?  You like the abuse?  Why are you so grumpy, don't bring that frumpy energy here.  Veronica calls in after cheating with another psychic.  You're a psychic tramp but I forgive you.  Nathaniel calls in about his brother's job search and his lady masseuse friend. 

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The Judge Neil Show #419

2013-02-24 :: Judge Neil
Length: 2s

419 Sunday, February 24, 2012, 5 pm PST Sandy brings a friend to the Show, Stacy calls in. Courtney is promoted to ChatCop and calls in (Meow) I'm a kitty. Now come and sit on my lap and let me spank you and tie you up. Despite Sandy's warning Courtney gets a love reading. Bree (Thumper) calls in to read Courtney. Why do I keep calling in to the Show? You like the abuse? Why are you so grumpy, don't bring that frumpy energy here. Veronica calls in after cheating with another psychic. You're a psychic tramp but I forgive you. Nathaniel calls in about his brother's job search and his lady masseuse friend.…

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The Judge Neil Show #418

2013-02-23
Length: 3s

Sandy's reading from Judge Neil came true today.  She rented her apartment out to Charles and Eric.  Zena calls in.  Anthony calls in about a children's book he wrote, job prospects and love.  Is this the Confessions of a Sexual Vampire Show?  Nicole's been bad and calls in for a spanking.  Homework for Nicole; rate the Judge Neil Show on iTunes!!!  BTW for your little issue: Vagisil.  Mary Ellen calls in to the Psychicism Show about a historic house.  Sandy calls in about her brothers.  Aisha calls in depressed.  Are you on your period?  Have some chocolate.  Aisha rates the show on iTunes.  "You're my favorite person in the whole world.  (At least for the next 20 minutes.)  Maggie calls in about her male whore "friend".  Cali calls in and gets her spiritual nipples hard.  Breathe and relax, I want you to feel it go into your mouth.  That's not the spot.  You gotta tell people when their off.  Warning, smelling vagina ruins lives.  Thumper (Bree) calls in and Mona finds her way to the Show's new home on www.JudgeNeil.com.   

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The Judge Neil Show #418

2013-02-23 :: Judge Neil
Length: 3s

418 Saturday, February 23, 2012, 9 pm PST Sandy's reading from Judge Neil came true today. She rented her apartment out to Charles and Eric. Zena calls in. Anthony calls in about a children's book he wrote, job prospects and love. Is this the Confessions of a Sexual Vampire Show? Nicole's been bad and calls in for a spanking. Homework for Nicole; rate the Judge Neil Show on iTunes!!! BTW for your little issue: Vagisil. Mary Ellen calls in to the Psychicism Show about a historic house. Sandy calls in about her brothers. Aisha calls in depressed. Are you on your period? Have some chocolate. Aisha rates the show on iTunes. "You're my favorite person in the whole world. (At least for the next 20 minutes.) Maggie calls in about her male whore "friend". Cali calls in and gets her spiritual nipples hard. Breathe and relax, I want you to feel it go into your mouth. That's not the spot. You gotta tell people when their off. Warning, smelling vagina ruins lives. Thumper (Bree) calls in and Mona finds her way to the Show's new home on www.JudgeNeil.com.…

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The Judge Neil Show #417

2013-02-21
Length: 2s

Toya (it’s me) calls in again and gets a reading for her guy prospects.  Sandy, Zena, Thumper (Bree) and Athena hang out with Judge Neil.  Rob calls in and asks about the woman he’s going to get married to again.  Ashley calls in for a reading about her test.  Don’t forget to study girl.  Yeah it’s boring but think of it like bad sex with someone you love, you gotta finish it.  Interesting discussion about thongs and  moral dilemmas (“The Box” questions).  Would you find your man some hot chick if he asked you to help?  

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The Judge Neil Show #417

2013-02-21 :: Judge Neil
Length: 2s

417 Thursday, February 21, 2013 10:30 pm PST Toya (it2019s me) calls in again and gets a reading for her guy prospects. Sandy, Zena, Thumper (Bree) and Athena hang out with Judge Neil. Rob calls in and asks about the woman he2019s going to get married to again. Ashley calls in for a reading about her test. Don2019t forget to study girl. Yeah it2019s boring but think of it like bad sex with someone you love, you gotta finish it. Interesting discussion about thongs and moral dilemmas (201CThe Box201D questions). Would you find your man some hot chick if he asked you to help?…

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The Judge Neil Show #416

2013-02-20 :: Judge Neil
Length: 3s

416 Tuesday, February 19, 2013 @ 9 pm PST Sandy, Rebecca, Bree (Don2019t ya just want to hug her and pet her and call her George?) and Zena call in. Rick calls in about his love life with his wife. She2019s not listening to the Show is she? Oh, she2019s out of the country? Carrie calls in about a new guy that just moved into town. Rebecca gets reprimanded for talking over Judge Neil. Lo calls in about her job again. Here we go again, Judge Neil, the woman2019s advocate and member of NOW fights for the right of women to go topless. Dawn calls in to the Show from her Oijah tablet. She is contemplating a move because she solved her sister2019s death. Ani from Georgia calls in about her mom2019s love life. Dawn the private investigator2019s second question is about the court case. Ani (she sounds cute!) asks about her love life. Danyell calls in about Dean and her Dad that just passed on. Bree aka 201CThumper201D makes a psychic connection. Ani asks about her vocation. …

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The Judge Neil Show #416

2013-02-19
Length: 3s

Sandy, Rebecca, Bree (Don’t ya just want to hug her and pet her and call her George?)  and Zena call in.  Rick calls in about his love life with his wife.  She’s not listening to the Show is she?  Oh, she’s out of the country?  Carrie calls in about a new guy that just moved into town.  Rebecca gets reprimanded for talking over Judge Neil.  Lo calls in about her job again.  Here we go again, Judge Neil, the woman’s advocate and member of NOW fights for the right of women to go topless.  Dawn calls in to the Show from her Oijah tablet. She is contemplating a move because she solved her sister’s death.  Ani from Georgia calls in about her mom’s love life.  Dawn the private investigator’s second question is about the court case.  Ani (she sounds cute!) asks about her love life.  Danyell calls in about Dean and her Dad that just passed on.  Bree aka “Thumper” makes a psychic connection.  Ani asks about her vocation.  

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The Judge Neil Show #415

2013-02-18
Length: 3s

Sandy calls in after the Judge Neil Pre-Show.  William calls in about his court case he is helping his father with.  Zena calls in.  Maria calls in about a rekindled friendship.  Jenny calls in.  Penny calls in to check out Judge Neil and ask about her daughter’s interview for a flight attendant job.  Sharon calls in trying to be inconspicuous.  Christina is a fresh new caller.  Are midgets real?  Of course they are, my neighbors are midgets.  Is there love in her future?   Felix calls in about a job and his marriage.  Bree gets the first ever sex change in the Judge Neil Chatroom.  Should there be gender roles?  Nature or Nurture?  Yvette calls in about her life’s path.  

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The Judge Neil Show #415

2013-02-18 :: Judge Neil
Length: 3s

415 Monday, February 18, 2013 @ 9 pm PST Sandy calls in after the Judge Neil Pre-Show. William calls in about his court case he is helping his father with. Zena calls in. Maria calls in about a rekindled friendship. Jenny calls in. Penny calls in to check out Judge Neil and ask about her daughter2019s interview for a flight attendant job. Sharon calls in trying to be inconspicuous. Christina is a fresh new caller. Are midgets real? Of course they are, my neighbors are midgets. Is there love in her future? Felix calls in about a job and his marriage. Bree gets the first ever sex change in the Judge Neil Chatroom. Should there be gender roles? Nature or Nurture? Yvette calls in about her life2019s path.…

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The Judge Neil Show #414

2013-02-17
Length: 2s

Sandy and Zena, the A Students call in (teacher’s pets).  Aisha, Nicole’s sister calls in about her husband.  Sexy Bree (Thumper) calls in.  Wendy calls in about her boyfriend’s friends.  Why have negative friends? Shameeka calls in about her baby’s daddy.  She’s got a great capacity for love; she just picked the wrong dude to give it to.  Brittney calls in about her fight with her girlfriend.  Maybe Tiara’s after her boyfriend.  Andrea calls in and OMG is the world coming to an end?  She doesn’t know what to ask.  Coreen from Super Natural Radio calls in about her “Hobby” Show.

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The Judge Neil Show #414

2013-02-17 :: Judge Neil
Length: 2s

Sandy and Zena, the A Students call in (teacher’s pets). Aisha, Nicole’s sister calls in about her husband. Sexy Bree (Thumper) calls in. Wendy calls in about her boyfriend’s friends. Why have negative friends? Shameeka calls in about her baby’s daddy. She’s got a great capacity for love; she just picked the wrong dude to give it to. Brittney calls in about her fight with her girlfriend. Maybe Tiara’s after her boyfriend. Andrea calls in and OMG is the world coming to an end? She doesn’t know what to ask. Coreen from Super Natural Radio calls in about her “Hobby” Show.…

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The Judge Neil Show #413

2013-02-16 :: Judge Neil
Length: 3s

413 Saturday, February 16, 2013 9 pm PST Sandy, Zena, Courtney and Jenny Satori call in to the Show. Nicole calls in on the old number and Judge Neil gives her the NEW number 4-1-7 8-0-0 2-9-9-9 OMG! Welcome to the Judge Neil wholesome Whoresome Hour. Would you like to be a vampire? Courtney asks about John2019s 6.5 incher. Can we call him? How about a pic? I met him on a fettish website. Let2019s talk about engagements? What if he sold his kidney to buy you a diamond ring? Courtney reopens her POF profile and gets some interest. Judge Neil offers his man approval services and offer2019s Cortney 20 stars if she can get any guy from POF to call in to the Show. Kelly calls in from work, is that a club? No it2019s Taco Bell. Wait she puts us on hold so she can take an order. David responds to Sandy2019s craiglist add to join her on the Show.…

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The Judge Neil Show #413

2013-02-16
Length: 3s

413 Saturday, February 16, 2013 9 pm PST

Sandy, Zena, Courtney and Jenny call in to the Show.  Nicole calls in on the old number and Judge Neil gives her the NEW number 4-1-7 8-0-0 2-9-9-9   OMG!  Welcome to the Judge Neil wholesome Whoresome Hour.  Would you like to be a vampire?  Courtney asks about John’s 6.5 incher.  Can we call him?  How about a pic?  I met him on a fettish website.  Let’s talk about engagements?  What if he sold his kidney to buy you a diamond ring?  Courtney reopens her POF profile and gets some interest.  Judge Neil offers his man approval services and offer’s Cortney 20 stars if she can get any guy from POF to call in to the Show.   Kelly calls in from work, is that a club?  No it’s Taco Bell.  Wait she puts us on hold so she can take an order.  David responds to Sandy’s craiglist add to join her on the Show.  

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