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Last update: 2012-12-19

I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come) - A Side

2012-12-19
Length: 4m 7s


Some explicit content. The Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Ossett Flushdyke Christmas single, featuring occasional comic livestock and poultry interference. Music composed and performed by Jamie McGuire. Performed by Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Andrew Jordan and the Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir. Produced by David Lucas. Check out the Ossett Flushdyke podcasts on http://www.ossettflushdyke.co.uk and http://ossettflushdyke.podomatic.com. Copyright (c) Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe 2012 - http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk. …

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I'm Not Santa Claus (I've Come) - B Side

2012-12-19
Length: 4m 5s


Some explicit content. The Traces Of Nuts Comedy / Ossett Flushdyke Christmas single, featuring occasional comic livestock and poultry interference. This is the B side. Which is largely the same as the A side, only it's sung on helium from verse 2. Music composed and performed by Jamie McGuire. Performed by Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Andrew Jordan and the Minor Swelling Male Voice Choir. Produced by David Lucas. Check out the Ossett Flushdyke podcasts on http://www.ossettflushdyke.co.uk and http://ossettflushdyke.podomatic.com. Copyright (c) Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe 2012 - http://www.tracesofnutscomedy.co.uk. …

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The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke - Episode 7

2012-09-27
Length: 9m 48s


Episode 7 – Sir Patrick & The Yeti Part 2 – stars Simon Carter as Ossett, Gideon Clear as Jenkins and Derek and Bob Sinfield as Sir Patrick and Hyde-Rice. Announcer Chris Baxter. Written by Simon Carter and David Lucas. Produced by Chris Baxter and David Lucas. Original version of this show first broadcast on BBC Radio Leicester. Music by Jeff Vidov and Matt West c/o http://www.musicalley.com. ‘New Song’ written and performed by Pete Gold c/o http://www.petegold.co.uk. Check out http://www.ossettflushdyke.co.uk and follow Ossett on Twitter – http://twitter.com/#!/OssettFlushdyke. Meet the team! Simon Carter – http://www.carterbloke.co.uk / http://twitter.com/#!/carterbloke David Lucas - https://sites.google.com/site/davidlucasaudio/ Bob Sinfield – http://www.bobsinfield.com / http://twitter.com/#!/bobsinfield Chris Baxter - http://www.baxterman.co.uk / http://twitter.com/cbaxteradio Copyright © Simon Carter, Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe, 2012. All rights reserved. …

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The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke - Episode 6

2012-09-03
Length: 9m 39s


Episode 6 – Sir Patrick & The Yeti Part 1 - stars Simon Carter as Ossett, Gideon Clear as Jenkins and Bob Sinfield as Sir Patrick. Original version of this show first broadcast on BBC Radio Leicester. Announcer Chris Baxter. Written by Simon Carter and David Lucas. Produced by Chris Baxter and David Lucas. Music by David Beard and Jeff Vidov c/o http://www.musicalley.com. ‘Tears Of A Lady’ written and performed by Pete Gold c/o http://www.petegold.co.uk. Check out http://www.ossettflushdyke.co.uk and follow Ossett on Twitter – http://twitter.com/#!/OssettFlushdyke. Meet the team! Simon Carter – http://www.carterbloke.co.uk / http://twitter.com/#!/carterbloke David Lucas - https://sites.google.com/site/davidlucasaudio/ Bob Sinfield – http://www.bobsinfield.com / http://twitter.com/#!/bobsinfield Chris Baxter - http://www.baxterman.co.uk / http://twitter.com/cbaxteradio Copyright © Simon Carter, Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe, 2012. All rights reserved. …

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The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke - Episode 5

2012-08-14
Length: 14m 38s


The Lost Tomb Of H’m Bah Bah Part 5 – Hyde-Rice unveils master plan over tea and ginger nuts. The master’s bottom is bitten by snakes and Jenkins (in that order) while Bathsheba deflects spears with her norks. Something dead comes to life and plays a mean bongo. Written by Simon Carter. Produced by David Lucas. Starring Simon Carter as Ossett, Gideon Clear as Jenkins and Pancho, Bob Sinfield as Hyde-Rice and Uncle Bruno, Pamela Lyddon as Bathsheba and Andrew Jordan as Ahmed. 'Satan Finance,' written by Simon Carter, featured the voices of Lynsey Frost, Lindley Gooden, Ridanne Sheridan, Bob Sinfield and Frank Stirling. Music by The Divine Madness, Julia Ecklar, hellozero, Brian Kelly, David Kempers, Jeff Kowalski, Blazej Lindner, Paul, Walt Ribeiro, Jim Richmond, Rob Van Den Berg, Jeff Vidov and Angel Vivaldi c/o http://www.musicalley.com. ‘Ferret Song’ written and performed by Pete Gold c/o http://www.petegold.co.uk. Check out http://www.ossettflushdyke.co.uk and follow Ossett on Twitter – http://twitter.com/#!/OssettFlushdyke. Meet the team! Simon Carter – http://www.carterbloke.co.uk / http://twitter.com/#!/carterbloke David Lucas - https://sites.google.com/site/davidlucasaudio/ Pamela Lyddon - http://www.brightstardigital.co.uk/ / http://twitter.com/Brightstar24 Bob Sinfield – http://www.bobsinfield.com / http://twitter.com/#!/bobsinfield Lynsey Frost - http://lynseyfrost.co.uk/ / http://twitter.com/#!/LynsFrostee Copyright © Simon Carter, Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe, 2012. All rights reserved. …

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The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke - Episode 4

2012-07-29
Length: 12m 23s


The Lost Tomb Of H’m Bah Bah Part 4 – the natives are restless and many are drizzled in baby oil. Ossett solicits the help of siren with pendulous bangers while men with pointy scimitars lead on to the Lost Tomb. Jenkins is set upon by ‘up for it’ camel. Written by Simon Carter. Produced by David Lucas. Starring Simon Carter as Ossett, Gideon Clear as Jenkins and Pancho, Bob Sinfield as Hyde-Rice and Uncle Bruno, Pamela Lyddon as Bathsheba and Andrew Jordan as Ahmed. 'Mummy, I Can See That Lady’s Boobies,' written by Simon Carter, featured the voices of Simon Carter, Corinne Emerson, Andrew Jordan and David Lucas. Music by Julia Ecklar, Incidental Fusion, David Kempers, Paul, Pl@stic Soul, Rob Van Den Berg and Jeff Vidov c/o http://www.musicalley.com. ‘One Minute Filth Song’ written and performed by Pete Gold c/o http://www.petegold.co.uk. Check out http://www.ossettflushdyke.co.uk and follow Ossett on Twitter – http://twitter.com/#!/OssettFlushdyke. Meet the team! Simon Carter – http://www.carterbloke.co.uk / http://twitter.com/#!/carterbloke David Lucas - https://sites.google.com/site/davidlucasaudio/ Pamela Lyddon - http://www.brightstardigital.co.uk/ / http://twitter.com/Brightstar24 Bob Sinfield – http://www.bobsinfield.com / http://twitter.com/#!/bobsinfield Copyright © Simon Carter, Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe, 2012. All rights reserved. …

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The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke - Episode 3

2012-07-04
Length: 10m 52s


The Lost Tomb Of H’m Bah Bah Part 3 - Egypt ho! With Jenkins AWOL, Ossett sings a soulful lament. A misunderstanding at Café Abdullah leads to camel poo camouflage. Written by Simon Carter. Produced by David Lucas. Starring Simon Carter as Ossett, Gideon Clear as Jenkins and Pancho, Bob Sinfield as Uncle Bruno and Andrew Jordan as Rerlf Verfenherfer. 'Mummy, I Can See That Man’s Arse,' written by Simon Carter, featured the voices of Simon Carter, Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, David Lucas and Becky Whitcroft. Music by Julia Ecklar, Incidental Fusion, David Kempers, The Manatee Man, Paul, Rob Van Den Berg and Jeff Vidov c/o http://www.musicalley.com. ‘The Jenkins Lament’ composed and performed by Eadmund Clear. ‘Olympic Anti-Anthem’ written and performed by Pete Gold c/o http://www.petegold.co.uk. Check out http://www.ossettflushdyke.co.uk and follow Ossett on Twitter – http://twitter.com/#!/OssettFlushdyke. Meet the team! Simon Carter – http://www.carterbloke.co.uk / http://twitter.com/#!/carterbloke David Lucas - https://sites.google.com/site/davidlucasaudio/ Bob Sinfield – http://www.bobsinfield.com / http://twitter.com/#!/bobsinfield Lynsey Frost - http://lynseyfrost.co.uk/ / http://twitter.com/#!/LynsFrostee Copyright © Simon Carter, Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe, 2012. All rights reserved. …

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The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke - Episode 2

2012-06-12
Length: 11m 55s


The Lost Tomb Of H’m Bah Bah Part 2 - frantic fumblings in father’s study yield a hidden treasure map. Uncle Bruno confines himself to the lavatory while small gay man with flashbulbs hides naked in a cupboard. Written by Simon Carter. Produced by David Lucas. Starring Simon Carter as Ossett, Gideon Clear as Jenkins and Pancho, Bob Sinfield as Uncle Bruno and Andrew Jordan as Rerlf Verfenherfer. 'The Ronco Vampire,' written by Simon Carter, featured the voices of Gideon Clear, Lynsey Frost, Ridanne Sheridan and Bob Sinfield. Music by Julia Ecklar, Drye Glassmeyer, David Kempers, Paul, Rob Van Den Berg and Jeff Vidov c/o http://www.musicalley.com. ‘Just A Man Who Doesn’t Like His Sport’ written and performed by Pete Gold c/o http://www.petegold.co.uk. Check out http://www.ossettflushdyke.co.uk and follow Ossett on Twitter – http://twitter.com/#!/OssettFlushdyke. Meet the team! Simon Carter – http://www.carterbloke.co.uk / http://twitter.com/#!/carterbloke David Lucas - https://sites.google.com/site/davidlucasaudio/ Bob Sinfield – http://www.bobsinfield.com / http://twitter.com/#!/bobsinfield Lynsey Frost - http://lynseyfrost.co.uk/ / http://twitter.com/#!/LynsFrostee Copyright © Simon Carter, Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe, 2012. All rights reserved. …

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The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke - Episode 1

2012-06-06
Length: 11m 31s


The Lost Tomb Of H’m Bah Bah Part 1 - on returning home from orgies in Africa, Ossett is visited by long lost relative with news of longer lost fortune. Jenkins lectures the young master about the pitfalls of pointy he-teats. Written by Simon Carter. Produced by David Lucas. Starring Simon Carter as Ossett, Gideon Clear as Jenkins and Pancho, Bob Sinfield as Uncle Bruno and Andrew Jordan as Rerlf Verfenherfer. 'Kronhaur Industrial Smoothing' written by David Lucas, featuring the voice of Tony Brandon. Music by Julia Ecklar, Beau Hall, David Kempers, Paul, Rob Van Den Berg and Jeff Vidov c/o http://www.musicalley.com. ‘Why Do People Think I’m Gay?’ written and performed by Pete Gold c/o http://www.petegold.co.uk. Check out http://www.ossettflushdyke.co.uk and follow Ossett on Twitter – http://twitter.com/#!/OssettFlushdyke. Meet the team! Simon Carter – http://www.carterbloke.co.uk / http://twitter.com/#!/carterbloke David Lucas - https://sites.google.com/site/davidlucasaudio/ Bob Sinfield – http://www.bobsinfield.com / http://twitter.com/#!/bobsinfield Copyright © Simon Carter, Traces Of Nuts Comedy Troupe, 2012. All rights reserved. …

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The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke

'The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke' is a British comedy podcast written by Simon Carter. Set in the 1920s, it follows the dubious adventures of bungling toff Ossett Flushdyke and his long-suffering, over-sexed butler Albert Jenkins. Originally written for radio, considerably cleaner versions of these programmes have been broadcast on the BBC. 'Guaranteed wet-your-knickers funny. Pure genius.' mevio.com

The Life and Times of Ossett Flushdyke


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