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Last update: 2009-12-31

Episode 31. Apologies Are In Order

2009-12-31 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 27s

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! We here at The Luke and Posey Show simply can not believe that 2008 is almost OVER! I mean, by the time you listen to this, it will be the year 2009!!! WOW! Where does the time go?!? Things are really looking good for the show for 2009. I’m thinking daily [...]…

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Episode 30. Porntacular XXX-travaganza!

2008-10-11 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 57s

We’re back, and in grand Luke and Posey style. This episode is all about porn, smut, filth, pornography, filth, smut, and porn. Also, porno. And to top it all off, we talk to a real porn star! No foolin! So join us as we share our porn pasts and breathe heavily into the microphones, won’t [...]…

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Episode 29. Meat Sweats 2: Electric Boogaloo

2008-08-14 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 58s

Hey, let’s all pretend it’s 1 month ago today. Ok, got that vision in your head? Great. I’m proud to announce, part 2 of the show you just listened to… TODAY. And if you haven’t listened to part 1 yet, 7 out of 8 dentists highly recommend that you do so. And you should stop [...]…

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Episode 28. Meat Sweats

2008-07-14 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 58s

HEY! Where you been, guys? What’s that? You’ve been what? Wading? Oh, waiting? For what? A new show? OHHHHHHH. I see now. You just come around when we got new shows to hand out, huh. Uh huh. Well, here’s a big fat show for you bloodthirsty hounds. I hope you’re happy. CUZ WE ARE! Ha [...]…

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Posey’s Pride

2008-05-31 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 1s

Po-Funk is back in this mutha fucka wit dis new track YO! Featuring guest M.C. Meat Sweats!…

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Little Donkey (El Burrito featuring Don Henley)

2008-05-27 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 4s

Yep, that Don Henley. Uh huh. From The Beagles. Surprised? Confused? Bewildered, or poco desconcertado? Just wait until you hear the song. Don’t worry, we’ll explain everything on the next show. Until then, enjoy the song the way it was meant to be sung. In American.…

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El Burrito

2008-05-16 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 3s

El burrito es muy delicioso! El burrito es muy delicioso! Donde esta mi genitalio? Donde esta mi genitalio? Muy bien, estudiantes, muy bien.…

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Episode 27. Thank You For Being A Friend

2008-04-27 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 39s

This was supposed to be a short impromptu show to say hello to a few listeners and supporters, and you know what? We almost pull it off. Somehow we digress into such topics as inappropriate 80s TV shows, a new product that is literally pouncing off the shelves (onto unsuspecting women who say they weren’t [...]…

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Episode 26. For A Ham Sandwich

2008-04-08 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 51s

We’re back, and Bucko’s with us, so how can we possibly go wrong? Don’t answer that, young AquaKnight, because the answer is “CANNOT”. This is the best show ever. And we’re not just talking about our show. We’re talking about ALL shows. Other shows should probably just play this show over their show, and go [...]…

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Cardiac Arrest

2008-04-08 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 2s

When you leave your baby for a ham sandwich, we’re afraid it’s all downhill from there. Thanks Bucko for the kickass original guitar. And Posey for the rest.…

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Romance 2.0

2008-04-08 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 3s

It was just a matter of time before a major recording artist recorded a song using many of the popular “Web 2.0″ brand names and lingo. Unfortunately for that major recording artist, this 3rd-rate comedy podcast did it first. And quite well, I might add. Thanks Bucko. Here are the lyrics, with corresponding links, in [...]…

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Poo Fighters

2008-04-08 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 4s

Posey is a genius. But don’t take our word for it, check out some reviews of his latest Foo Fighters cover. “Posey is a genius, a got-dam genius” – Rolling Stone “Reminds me of a severely constipated Dave Grohl” – Spin “I would be laughing my ass off, if I could feel my testicles. Wait, [...]…

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Oh Oh Oh

2008-04-08 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 6s

Those 3 words every woman longs to scream… and you will never want to hear again.…

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I Love My Women

2008-04-08 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 1s

If you didn’t know, Posey is a man who can’t be tied down to a single woman. No, it’s either all or none for this guy. The following poem, set to killer keyboards, says it all.…

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Luke & Posey, You Guys Rock! (and so do them Bob & Tom fellas)

2008-03-31 :: Luke and Posey

Specifically, the “Bob & Tom Comedy All-Stars” tour that just came through Shreveport, LA, rocked. And your beloved heroes know this… how? I told you, we rock. If you’re not familiar, The Bob & Tom Show is a nationally syndicated morning comedy radio show. They sponsor a massive tour starring various “headliner” comedians all over [...]…

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Episode 25. More Pussy Than You

2008-01-28 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 35s

Dumbassery, douchebombs, and fucknuts rule the day as Luke and Posey, apparently out of things to talk about, create their own words. We also consult the urban dictionary for definitions of our very own names, share tips on attracting mates and not mosquitoes, and explain why fur + moisture = not near as fun as [...]…

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House Party

2008-01-05 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 1s

YO. Wanna peep how it iz to party wit da one and only Po-Funk? Check it. Wheat Cracka out.…

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Episode 24. Mother Mary Christmas Past

2007-12-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 23s

No, wheel-watchers, today’s show title was not the answer to the “Before and After” puzzle on the Wheel of Fortune episode I just watched. That wouldn’t make sense. But I’ll tell ya what does make sense: Potato Power Plants! Think about it people! You can bury those suckers forever! And the kids can just plug [...]…

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Luke and Posey X-mas

2007-12-10 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 2s

It’s the perfect gift! ORDER NOW!…

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Reindeer Stew

2007-12-10 :: Luke and Posey

Wanna know what happens when Santa Claus passes over this redneck’s homestead? Well clean out yer ears, boy! LOOKIT! Hey RadioMall and Soundsnap, we pershunate ya.…

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KAPLOW!

2007-11-19

Thanks for reading the very first blog! CONGRATULATIONS YOU’RE AWESOME!!! I just want to quickly direct your attention to 1 or 10 things. Namely, the new show, the new bits, the new site, the new bio pages for Luke and Posey, the new quotes page, the new contact us page, the new podcast player, the [...]…

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Episode 23. Number One Myrtle Capital

2007-11-19 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 48s

Hey lovers! Settle in for another fattie of a show as Posey tells Luke all about his recent trip to a poverty-stricken, war-torn region known as N’Ollins or some shit. I have no idea why Rage Against The Machine was there. I bet if you listen harder than me, you may be able to figure [...]…

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The Racial Slur Song

2007-11-18 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 5s

Due to popular demand, it’s now a single. Oh dear god what have we done. Remember folks, it’s a comedy show. Ha ha, funny, ha… ha. Sigh. I have no excuse. This is from Episode 22 – Like A Tornado.…

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Hollywood Discovers Luke and Posey

2007-11-18 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 1s

As the writers’ strike looms on, Hollywood is becoming extremely desperate. Case. Point. From Episode 23: Number One Myrtle Capital.…

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Episode 22. Like A Tornado

2007-10-24 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 54s

It’s time for another mega-show from your favorite 2-bit comedy whores! Ok, so we’re free. But you’re getting your money’s worth this time! Bucko’s back to provide the soundtrack for a musical romp through DoofusLand, but not before sharing some great stories about kicking ass and taking names, literally. We reminisce about happy/gay accidents, severe [...]…

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Episode 21. Please Finish The Sentence

2007-09-30 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 26s

HAY GUISE WEER BACK! After a month-long hiatas hyatus high8us break, we present to you: 26 minutes and 14 seconds of pure comedy and education, or as I like to call it, comeducation. I don’t know how you pronounce comeducation. Here’s an idea! Let us know how to pronounce “comeducation” by leaving us a message [...]…

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Hollywood Heat

2007-09-29 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 1s

He’s a hard-core rapper from Compton. He’s an 80′s TV cop sensation. Together, they are……

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Episode 20. Nipples ‘n Tits: Not Boring

2007-08-27 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 33s

We got news, comments, musical music-time, nipples, tits, and lasers!!! None of which are boring!!! Hence the abundance of exclamation points!!! 3 at a time, people!!! We want to hear from you! 903-704-4449 E-mail Vote please! Subscribe on iTunes Myspace – be our BFF…

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Pull-On-It Posey

2007-08-21 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 2s

Just in time for Christmas! If you’re a horrible parent.…

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Episode 19. Infinity And Beyond

2007-08-06 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 35s

Desperate times call for desperate measures. For the Luke and Posey show, that can mean only one thing. Celebrities, of course! But not the trashy, whorish, slutbag douchebottles you hear about on the so-called “real” news. Oh no. Not at all. We have real celebrities (fake) with real stories (fake) that are real funny! (really) [...]…

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Luke And Posey’s Butt Hole

2007-07-27 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 2s

Sounds inviting, huh? Come on in, the Butt Hole’s fine!…

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Mike Vick Dog Training Facility

2007-07-27 :: Luke and Posey

I said SIT!…

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The Call

2007-07-27 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 1s

Here it is, the phone call that solidified our need to create this grand turd we call, The Luke and Posey Show.…

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Peacum Pipum

2007-07-27 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 3s

A recently discovered gem of dumbassity. Enjoy, you may never hear it again. May spirits with you be.…

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Episode 18. I Like When He Talk

2007-07-15 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 36s

All silliness aside folks, Luke and Posey tackle some very serious issues facing he and I, me and him. We, and also us, but separately. I’m talking about brain damage, of course. Severely debilitating brain damage. And some other stuff. I think. We want to hear from you! 903-704-4449 E-mail Vote please! Subscribe on iTunes [...]…

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Posey Love

2007-07-13 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 3s

Poz wants to sex you up. From Episode 12. Do You Have The HPV?.…

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Episode 17. It’s Fat In Here

2007-07-08 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 1m 9s

Tyler comes by and we’re bustin’ out at the seams here, folks! That’s right, Luke and Posey are joined by dear friend and confidant, Tyler. Posey almost lets him speak long enough to tell some great stories and share some insight into the corporate retail consumer installation game. It’s waaaay juicier than you expected. Till [...]…

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Picture Motion Picture (NSFW)

2007-07-08 :: Luke and Posey

Yes, that’s exactly what it is. I couldn’t have described it better myself. Oh, I did! I am a genius. What am I talking about? Click the link below to download our new too-hot-for-YouTube video! (By the way, we say Not Suitable For Work, but it’s only skin and suggestion, folks.) Click the image to [...]…

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Episode 16. A Year in the Making

2007-06-30 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 42s

That’s right folks, we made it a whole friggin year. And now we celebrate with a show recorded just hours ago. Say what? Indeed. Join Luke and Posey as we take a brief look back, a brief look forward, and a look into our briefs. Say what say what? We love you. We honestly love [...]…

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Midget Moving Company

2007-06-27 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 3s

Politically incorrect or not, there are some professions the little people should probably shy away from. From Episode 10. Volatile Diarrhea.…

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Six Shots

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 2s

If at first you don’t succeed, try six more times. From Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots.…

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Rape Posey

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 2s

Just fucking do it, dammit. From Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots.…

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Mr. MacGyver

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 3s

Dio + MacGyver = almost too much 80s. From Episode 13. Thomas Jefferson Did It.…

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Raggy left me

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey

Posey shows off his mad songwriting skilz and his famous Scooby impression, all in 42 seconds. Quality with a capital Q, folks. From Episode 4 – In With The New.…

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BREAK dance dance dance…

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 1s

It’s Dance Fever, baby. From Episode 15. The Coat Factory Business.…

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How To Write A Song

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 5s

Easily the most instructional production ever to slide out of the Luke and Posey diarrhea factory. From Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots.…

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An Arabian And His Cow

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 2s

Obviously a thinly-veiled tribute to fat girls (or not?). From Episode 14 – Might Not Taste Like Chocolate.…

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Dagger Dick

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 6s

You know you want it. From Episode 7 – Six Inch Dagger Dick.…

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Blackhawk

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 1s

Alright soldier, pull out your rifle and your… helicopter. Let’s ride. From Episode 11 – Arabian Nights. Subscribe to the bits feed! It’s like a Luke & Posey mini mall! Voice Mail: 206-666-4POZ E-mail: theshow@lukeandposey.com…

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A Friend Named Adam

2007-06-26 :: Luke and Posey
Length: 3s

Our first big hit with Bucko, co-starring quite possibly the gayest Adam ever. From Episode 6 – Its The Fucking Nerve Gas. Subscribe to the bits feed! It’s like a Luke & Posey mini mall! Voice Mail: 206-666-4POZ E-mail: theshow@lukeandposey.com…

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The Luke and Posey Show

Luke and Posey are 2 friends from Texas whose friendship is based only on their uncanny ability to make each other laugh until someone poops. We\'re not interested in the serious stuff. Not at all. And if something serious happens to pop up, Luke and Posey will be sure to dress it up like a spider monkey in a pink tutu and teach it to dance the tootsie roll. Because that\'s funny, and that\'s what Luke and Posey do.

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