In this episode, Rohan vividly describes his near-death experience of watching Ek Thi Daayan. With a loosely written plot, poorly constructed characters, and a laugh-inducing climax, this ‘horror’ has only one thing that can save it – yes, you guessed it: Witchcraft. Spoiler alert.…

Unfortunately, Facebook does not yet have restraining orders – until it does, ladies, you have this week’s Plan B episode. We have identified the various approaches used by the Facebook Creep: a) Fraandhsip Making b) Obsessive Stalking c) Downright ‘line-marofying’…

Dolay-sholay and muscKles aren’t the only body parts being worked out in Indian gyms. Naina Kundu (of the Naina Kundu Trio) discusses how Gymbos and Fitness Freaks have been exercising their loins and libidos.…

Ashtiaq and Vaishak tell tales that are worthy of joining the Mile High Club of Stupidity. Clipped wings and fattening cakes come together to bring you episode 15.…

Cars today have no character!” cried a highly despondent Rohan as his quest for a Man-mobile ended in failure. Why do auto-sensing a/cs matter? What do bollywood villains drive now? Where have all the cool cars gone?! Plan B finds out……

After several failed attempts at being accepted by the elderly, Vaishak transforms himself into their greatest nemesis. Episode 13 gives you a heart warming story of triumph over the weak and defenseless.…

What’s common between Napoleon, Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump apart from their follicle issues; they are all middle children. This week plan b discusses growing up as middle children in the 90s. Ready, steady, whine!…

In this episode we discuss a very controversial topic: Women and Driving. Plan B comes to terms with how women have taken over yet another male bastion – the road.…

Why did cupid cross the road? Because the smart phone cut off his wings! In the world of smart phones, dating sites and social media, Cupid fights hard to be relevant. Across the world, valentine’s day is changing; the baby with the bow and arrow desperately needs an upgrade.…

This week Plan B goes behind the scenes and finds out what separates the daytime soap star; the loutish lemur, from the primetime diva; the lascivious lioness. Only the deserving gets the personal green room.…

The Tupac Hologram would love to ‘bust a cap’ in the ass of today’s Rapper – We discuss how the ‘youngins’ of Rap and Hip Hop are moving out of the hood and into the thrift shop. And, of course, when speaking of thrift, one must speak of Indians.…

You know you’re a dog-lover when your dog’s therapist tells you that the Canine Reiki is doing wonders for his tail-chakra. Rohan and Ashtiaq regale us with stories of their B.F.F’s – Dogs.…

“…and do you, King Dancer, take her as your lawfully wedded wife?” “I…*updates Facebook status*…do.” Things can get crazy in today’s social nuptials. Plan B discusses how.…

There’s nothing like a dub step remix of Silent Night, as you enjoy some egg-less eggnog, with a charming (because you’re drunk) girl, under mistletoe sponsored by Manforce Condoms…ahhhhh…it’s Christmas…er…I mean…X’mas time……

Anatomy of a Jingle: Jingle writing is an exquisitely delicate art that demands life long devotion to words and rhythms and pre-requisites a deep understanding of the human condition. Or may be not.…

Mall Culture in Consumerist India has spawned new breeds of the “Rattus Mallicus” or ‘Mall Rat’. With a Darwinian eye, Plan B observes their evolutionary regression – Natural Selection weeds out the less consumerist. After all, it’s the survival of the…richest!…

Ahoy there, me matey! There be a new episode by ‘em scurvy dogs – The Plan B. Tales of the high seas and Cap’n Pi… Avast! B’fore ye please yer ears, beware…there be spoilers too…arrrrrr….…

After a long hiatus we’re back and we’re back to no good!…

Professional Harakiri or Career Counseling? – you decide. In our very first video episode we explain to Ashtiaq how he can climb the corporate ladder in Advertising – especially if it’s a very short and unsteady ladder…that leads nowhere. Correction: Uma Bharti has the doll collection not Mayawati For Audio only version: Download…

Child artists, actors, superstars; call them what you want, they all sell you one product: Cuteness. Ashtiaq and Vaishak having recently discovered the power of Cuteness, describe their plans to capitalize on it.…

Vaishak is sick in general but train travel really brings out the worst in him. There is no end to his sick habits as we learn in episode 38.…

Moolah-aasana: the piggy bank position – improves lung capacity to laugh all the way to the bank after starting your own Yoga franchise. Marketing Guy, Ashtiaq, loves a good ‘corporatization’ – especially with something like Yoga. Plan B talks about Bikram and his Yoga center in Mumbai.…

The Gangnam Style video has gone viral and how…the guys at Plan B discuss the crazy undercurrents in the video in another great episode. The awesome viral video: http://youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0…

Sticks and stones may break Ashtiaq’s bones…but oil paints really hurt him. We discuss the horror and anguish of open warfare during Holi!…

Fights in Mumbai are peculiar in their own way, we discuss how they are different across the country, maushichi gaand and some fights Ashtiaq and Rohan have been in. Jackie Shroff Video: http://youtu.be/Q6BQfzpH7GI…

Ashtiaq describes the most potent counter irritant.…

Floyd hadn’t watched the Southpark episode with the fishsticks joke, giving Rohan and Vaishak the perfect opportunity to pick on him. For those of you who have watched it, he reacts exactly like Kanye West. Ps: We know Rohan messed up the punchline of the joke but Floyd’s reaction was too hilarious to not release Continue Reading…

Let’s admit it – we’ve all got daddy issues. But, then again, we can’t start World War III. Plan B remembers Kim Jung-un and his father, Kim Jong-il. May God…er…I mean…he…himself, rest his soul. Lion King Reference…

Ashtiaq shares findings from his research on mega sales and women. He tells tales of lies, cat-fights and defeat when big brands announce something like “over 60% off!”…

In 2010 a news story came out that the Chinese Government was using porn to try and make Pandas have more sex. We discuss this dangerous complacency and a lot more in episode 31.…

We met up with Mohd from Asian just before we released episode 24 and discussed Plan B, how it started, how we prepare and a lot more!…

Ashtiaq and Rohan should never be allowed to be part of a focus group! In Episode 30 we hear a horrifying tale that is testimony to the fact that the Plan B guys can never have a normal experience.…

After spending hours watching late night infomercials, Ashtiaq found a product that really caught his fancy…Deemark Shaktiprash! A herbal spray that you drink with milk…wait that doesn’t make sense but then neither does anything else in their ad…we discuss this and more in episode 29! References: The video: http://youtu.be/PQbHKirbUZY…

“Because he’s the hero Mumbai deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he’s not the hero. He’s a silent guardian, watchful protector. The Dark Knight.” Well not exactly. But Dhoble seems to be everywhere these days so we had to discuss him. Hockey Continue Reading…

In this episode we delve into how Vaishak is unable to deal with small talk, social expectations or even a body massage. Music by Anders Urværk Enøe – Know I Now enoe / CC BY 3.0…

The police is resorting to ‘innovative’ methods to bust raves and other “naughty, naughty things these young peepulz are doings”; while Ashtiaq receives text messages of a “naughty, naughty nature”. Music by Anders Urværk Enøe – What to do enoe / CC BY 3.0…

We look at politics through the lens of sex (our favourite lens). We discuss gender issues, ignorance about homosexuality, parliamentary porn, cartoons, and of course, Satyamev Jayate. Enjoy Act 2 of our 6-months’ Two-Part Special. Videos referenced: - Foamy: http://youtu.be/9KLMYaF_Xa8…

As we furiously debate whether it has been six or seven months of endlessly bringing you The Plan B Project, we celebrate this milestone with a two week special. In part 1, we discuss Satyamev Jayate while obviously digressing in our very own plan b way. The video Rohan mentions – rowdies: http://youtu.be/8sgYXNwNLXg In case Continue Reading…

Every time Floyd shops online, his chequered past comes back to haunt him and the line between his online and offline worlds blurs. In our latest episode, The Plan B Project unwittingly bears witness to Floyd’s shocking revelation about his “retail” preferences. Listen, but don’t judge the poor fellow…F%$# it, judge the crap out of Continue Reading…

Our self-styled philosopher, Ashtiaq discusses another pseudo-issue that doesn’t really matter. We hear him out…to obviously make fun of him later.…

With strong reactions across the board for the Clean & Dry Ad, the guys at Plan B share their typically twisted and hilarious take on the entire issue.…

In this week’s episode we explore lent, Easter and what, according Rohan, it takes to be a good Christian. It’s a tale of cunning lies and deceit involving religion and bourbon biscuits.…

From music to movies, Ashtiaq seems to instantly internalise every bit of media he consumes. For strictly academic reasons, Plan B explores every possible scenario of this phenomenon.…

This week GI Joes and Barbies become unwitting pawns in a tale of revenge, greed and deceit.…

Floyd via Skype broke the news of Jason Russell and Kony to us as it was happening, foolishly thinking that it could lead to serious conversation. Little did he know what he was in for……

The guys at Plan B indulge in a little guy talk as they struggle with losing the hope of having a debauched lifestyle. Links to the episode below:…

Vaishak narrates an absurd sequence of events! Links to the episode below:…

Plan B reminisces on growing up with Bollywood movies in the 90s. Starting with fond memories of Zeher hai ki pyaar hai tera chumma, conspiracy theories on Rakesh Roshan = Christopher Nolan, to even discussing the “brawlgate” incident; this is another crazy Plan B episode you cannot miss. Links to the episode below:…

Floyd has a special hotline for all his “technical” needs Links to the episode below:…

An excellent faux pas Links to the episode below:…

After years of research (voyeurism) and in depth analysis (stalking), Vaishak presents his list of Top 10 Hottest Indian Male Politicians Links to the episode below:…

We try to understand the what makes Floyd tick….that obviously had to lead to facial hair. Links to the episode below:…

Floyd has been a driven young man. Until now that is! Links to the episode below:…

Another outtake from the Marathon recording. We discuss annoying healthy people and Ashtiaq schemes to win the marathon next year. Links to the episode below:…

If Vaishak is “running” the marathon you know there will be stories. This guy is just twisted. Tsk tsk. Links to the episode below:…

Fahd describes a Train Ride with Ashtiaq. Who is Fahd?: http://youtu.be/bHv04EW0qKc Links to the episode below:…

Vaishak explains with passion Links to the episode below:…

Vaishak unveils a twisted conspiracy involving Australians, koalas and Indians. Links to the episode below:…

A Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer parody as a Christmas special for all our listeners. Links to the episode below:…

Since we are all Dexter fans…a special Christmas Carol for Dexter :) Links to the episode below:…

You better watch out! Santa has been drinking tonight! Links to the episode below:…

On the first light of the fifth day, all hell will break lose. It falls upon one man to restore balance and sanity to this world. This is the final part of the GREATEST THREE-PART EPIC EVER TOLD – our LOTR-esque epic trilogy Part 2: http://youtu.be/iOyx285gFSs Part 1: http://youtu.be/dMb0xjbZ-xw Links to the episode below:…

The journey continues with Ashtiaq finding his true calling. Look out for the culmination of the madness tomorrow with the last part of the GREATEST THREE-PART EPIC EVER TOLD – our very own epic LOTR-esque trilogy. Part 1: http://youtu.be/dMb0xjbZ-xw Part 3: http://youtu.be/oYRPExYTy8Q Links to the episode below:…

Once upon a time in a land far, far away (Mumbai), two brave souls, by the names of Ashtiaq and Rohan, encountered…well..er..eunuchs…and their experiences set the stage for the GREATEST THREE-PART EPIC EVER TOLD – check out the first of our epic LOTR-esque trilogy. Part 2: http://youtu.be/iOyx285gFSs Part 3: http://youtu.be/oYRPExYTy8Q Links to the episode below:…

We discuss the bom chika wah wah mobile app and Floyd’s reaction to getting drunk for the first time. Links to the episode below:…

Floyd and Vaishak explain their weird relationship with fish. Links to the episode below:…

Rohan and Vaishak share two unbelievably hilarious stories that happened at theaters. Links to the episode below:…

We discuss bringing kids for movies that aren’t meant for them and obviously Sunny Leone :) Links to the episode below:…

Ashtiaq cannot understand why professional dancers can’t relax at regular parties. Links to the episode below:…

Floyd and Ashtiaq reminisce about the time when they held each other, danced and passed roses from mouth to mouth. wow. Soundcloud: Youtube:…

Floyd the collector of crap that no one wants. Soundcloud: Youtube:…

Rohan is a man of many words…. all spoken in one breath. But when it comes to writing emails, he has trouble stringing a sentence together. Soundcloud: Youtube:…

Vaishak talks about Whistling Woods and his flexible morals. Soundcloud: Youtube:…

Ashtiaq talks about what hes been upto the last three years since we got done with college. (2008) And his new relationship he shares with his Man Purse. Soundcloud: Youtube:…