Hey guys, I’m going to have to lay low AMC’s security calls off the search party.  I hold in these mortal hands the TV scoop of the year: an audio recording of the final minute of the final episode of the Emmy-winning “Breaking Bad”. This won’t air until September, so the exact details are subject … Continue reading…

A special holiday treat, just for you. Andrew McIlvaney, legendary microblogger and crooner of Foul Papers, is giving away the title track of his festive album, Snowy Flakes and Fruity Cakes, completely free of charge! Have a very merry Christmas, and God bless us. Every one. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Lyrics and lead vocals … Continue reading…

Talented comedian, podcaster and musician Matt Cornah (not pictured, right) recently snuck a tape recorder into a preview screening of the upcoming motion film “Spider-Man 4″. Is he man or is he spider? The truth might just amaze you. Download MP3 Subscribe Credits Sketch and theme song written and performed by Matt Cornah. Character of … Continue reading…

You, and I, and the good people* at the Clairol division of Procter and Gamble, are about to take a journey away from your troubles. A relaxation tape written and read by Andrew McIlvaney of Foul Papers. Produced and scored by Alastair Craig. Featuring additional voices by Chad McCanna. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Based on … Continue reading…

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Or: “Andrey vs The Ass Mountain”  Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Recorded by Andrey Summers. Music, backing vocals and production by Alastair Craig. Guest starring Tim Morrison as The Announcer.…

Just imagine it… and you can achieve it! Dare to dream. It’s IN YOUR BLOOD. The goal is in sight as you RACE AHEAD to sustainable business success! Download Motivational Song Subscribe in iTunes Music video coming soon.  Credits “Written” and “Performed” by Alastair Craig “Music” “Composed” on GarageBand “for” iPad.…

Rubber Chicken Audio is either the latest incarnation of a very old website, or a brand new page very loosely based on the last one. From this point forward, it will be a home for audible waveforms of all shapes and sizes, including our long-running comedy series The Rubber Chicken Podcast, more serious radio dramas, … Continue reading…

As ancient terrors from the deep infiltrate sleepy suburbia, Stephen Hawking and Satan debate Bewitched casting.  Hardcore Holmes makes the ultimate edgy sacrifice, the inventor of the Time Phone wages an awkward war against himself, and legendary impaler Vlad Tepes takes on his biggest enemy yet: Zoning Bylaws. Meanwhile, in the writers’ room, the creators … Continue reading…

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Andrey and Mike expound absolutely all their energy and talent, to bring you the most tightly-compacted shot of fantasy and myth-related puns IMAGINABLE. So potent, you won’t have time to laugh at a single one of them. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written and performed by Andrey Summers Michael Cope…

A dramatic and COMPLETELY TRUE 5-minute re-enactment of the day ThatChickenSite.com died. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Credits Written by Tim Morrison and Andrey Summers Produced by Alastair Craig Also starring Michael Cope, Fiona Revill and Alastair’s Mum…

Christmas means many things to many people. To us at the Rubber Chicken, for example, it means nothing. Much like the Jews of the field and the Blacks of the air, we adorn ourselves come December in the colors of our own dark festival. This storied ritual, known to the billions of people who celebrate … Continue reading…

An unbroadcast but timeless evening with Popular Character Actor Alec Baldwin. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written and performed by Andrey Summers…

What happens when you remove the first person to clap in a theatre? This comprehensive, 2.5 minute exercise in sadistic sociology aims to find out. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Starring Fiona Revill and Andrey Summers with additional voices and sound creation by Alastair’s Familyâ„¢. Written, compiled and scored by Alastair Craig.…

A world-weary noir detective and a dark ‘n’ gritty reimagining of Sherlock Holmes investigate the brutal death of a beloved TRC cast member in this epic murder mystery / romantic comedy / time travel adventure. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written by Andrey Summers, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison. Additional scenes by Ben K. and … Continue reading…

Michael Carmichael, CEO of Carmichael Canned Goods, defends his controversial decision to market processed vegetables to the eternally damned by opening a portal into Hell. Featuring a tantalising trailer of terrifying events to come! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Credits Improvised by James Simpson and Andrey Summers Episode 205 trailer by Alastair Craig…

In this bonus episode: another collection of outtakes tasteless even by our standards. In the interests of public safety and social conscience, the audio recording described as “The Rubber Chicken OUTcast #2″ carries the following content warnings: HIMN: Horendous Improvised Musical Number MS: Medium-level Movie Spoilers BoP: Bag of Puppies DAO: Strong Discrimination Against Orphans … Continue reading…

It’s guffaws at 700 feet as The Rubber Chicken troupe takes to the skies. Guest Starring Television’s Michelle Rodriguez Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Fiona Revill, James Simpson, Michael Cope, Gord Myren, Mister Bung, Ben K, Andrey Summers, Chris Shadforth, Tim Morrison, Chad McCanna and Alastair Craig Original Music Wanna B N Angel written and performed … Continue reading…

A sassy stew-pot of unheard season one material. Featuring a startling revelation of things to come! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Chris Shadforth, Chad McCanna, Ben K, Mister Bung, Alastair Craig and Tim Morrison Produced by Alastair Craig Additional editing by Brett “Mister Bung” Cullen…

Go behind the scenes to discover the exact quantity of blood, sweat and tears (amongst other bodily fluids) The Rubber Chicken’s writers will sacrifice to make you say “yeah, that’s kind of funny, I guess”. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written and performed by Tim Morrison, Andrey Summers, Brett “Mister Bung” Cullen, Ben K, and … Continue reading…

A 10-minute action movie told entirely through the most trusted of narrative devices: the answering machine. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Written and performed by Michael Cope and Andrey Summers With the vocal talents of Fiona Revill Music “Terrorist” appears courtesy of The Terrordactyls Production Andrey Summers Opening sequence and additional editing by Alastair Craig…

In this comeback special, The Rubber Chicken daringly takes on the world’s easiest target: FM radio. Includes the sketches: The Secret Sound Arnold P. Gizzardnaut Fear 91.1 FM Nickelback to Nickelback The Last Day Stephen Hawking & Satan Discuss Comic Timing Roadkill with Billy-Bob Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Original Music The I Feel Pretty … Continue reading…

In this bonus DVD extra, the cutting room floor is raided for outtakes, bloopers, and incredibly offensive musical numbers. Fans only, and may God have mercy on your souls. Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Chris Shadforth, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Ben K, Mister Bung, Andrey Summers and Gord Myren Compiled by Tim Morrison…

As a gifted orator once said, “I’m a slave 4 U”. For twelve hours straight we toiled, to bring you what is possibly the most putritly festive, grotesque, bloated half-hour holiday special imaginable. That’s right- I said half hour. In Canada, it’s quantity over quality, and with Alastair Europe-bound, Gord and I have seen fit … Continue reading…

The double-length, cliffhanger-laden season finale, in which Beryl finally learn the true meaning of the word “callipigious”. Includes the sketches: Andrey vs Andrey’s Ex-Girlfriend Death of a Paint Show Hlaude’s Horrible Hliffhanger Evil Rollerblades …and more! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Original Music “Final Song” written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord Myren. Contributors … Continue reading…

This episode: the Existential Electrician consults a Rock Lobster regarding a bag of puppies. Includes the sketches: The Testicular Cancer Essay Showcase A Friendly Hostage Scenario At Home with The Announcer …and more! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Original Music Fall (acoustic version) by special guest musicians The Terrordactyls, Michael Cadiz and Tyrel Stendahl Contributors … Continue reading…

A mysterious gunshot in the night, an interview with a real live female, and a library that is not a library …or is it? Includes the sketches: The Mystery of the Exploding Butler Not a Library The Andrey’s Single & Depressed Show Splicey Dicey Abstract Emancipation of the Inner Canoe …and more! Download MP3 Subscribe … Continue reading…

This week on The Paint Show, we discuss thrilling new developments in the world of latex and elastomeric paint! Includes the sketches: Cooking with Claude Five Second Movie Reviews Paul Attempts a Robbery …and More! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Original Music Self Portrait: The TRCFM Anthem Written and performed by Andrey Summers and Gord … Continue reading…

Exploding garden sheds, robot poetry and an EXCLUSIVE interview with one of the Mooon People! Includes the sketches: The Stephen Hawking Impersonation Hour Easy as Pie The Land of Canoe Blues …and more! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Ben K, Mister Bung, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig Compiled by Tim Morrison … Continue reading…

Seductive biscuits, a decrepit old crone and the world of literature explored gangsta-style. Includes the sketches: Jane & The Decrepit Old Crone Honest John’s Homicidal Bargains Literacy Rap …and more! Directly Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes Contributors Andrey Summers, Gord Myren, Tim Morrison, Alastair Craig, Ben K, Mister Bung Compiled by Tim Morrison and Alastair Craig…

Nine non-refundable minutes of stream-of-consciousness silliness from the finest comic minds ever to contribute to The Rubber Chicken Podcast. Includes the sketches: Frederick The Air Traffic Controller Land of Canoes The TRC Broadcast Radio Web Thing Blood, Blood, Blood You, Ten Years From Now …and More! Download MP3 Subscribe on iTunes  Contributors Tim Morrison, Ben … Continue reading…

As ancient terrors from the deep infiltrate sleepy suburbia, Stephen Hawking and Satan debate Bewitched casting. Hardcore Holmes makes the ultimate edgy sacrifice, the inventor of the Time Phone wages an awkward war against himself, and legendary impaler…

The comedy of errors that is Finishing Season Two approaches its climax. Here’s what you can look forward to when we get back from our various honeymoons and tropical vacations. We are PUMPED. Are YOU?…

Andrey and Mike expound absolutely all their energy and talent, to bring you the most tightly-compacted shot of fantasy and myth-related puns IMAGINABLE. So potent, you won’t have time to laugh at a single one of them.…

A dramatic and COMPLETELY TRUE 5-minute re-enactment of the day ThatChickenSite.com died.…

In this festive holiday special, The Rubber Chicken invites you to have a nibble at the ceremonial moose-head, stuff some gifts in your kids' shoes, and wring in St. Crispin's Day with us like the heathen kings of old.…

Bonus Sketch: an unbroadcast 2007 interview with Popular Character Actor Alec Baldwin.…

What happens when you remove the first person to clap in a theatre? This comprehensive, 2.5 minute exercise in sadistic sociology aims to find out.…

A world-weary noir detective and a dark 'n' gritty reimagining of Sherlock Holmes investigate the brutal death of a beloved TRC cast member in this murder mystery / romantic comedy / time travel adventure.…

Tonight on The James & Andrey Improvise Things Show: the CEO of Carmichael Canned Goods defends his decision to open a portal into Hell to market processed vegetables to the eternally damned. (REVISED EDITION: now includes a tantalising teaser of the ter…

Improvisation goes horribly, horribly wrong in the second installment of The Rubber Chicken Podisodes. Featuring unheard season one content that should have remained that way, the return of the Splicey-Dicey segments, and much hand-wringing and embarasme…

It's guffaws at 700 feet as Stephen Hawking, William Shatner and the Rubber Chicken troupe take to the skies. Guest-starring Real Live Celebrity Michelle Rodriguez.…

Introducing The Rubber Chicken Podisodes, a companion series of bonus sketches and outtakes. This episode: unheard season one content, a preview of things to come, and the full theme song to Andrey and Gord's play "Lovestruck".…

Go behind the scenes to discover the exact quantity blood, sweat and tears (amongst other bodily fluids) The Rubber Chicken's writers will sacrifice to make you say "yeah, that's kind of funny, I guess". …

A ripping yarn of intrigue and international espionage, as told through the most trusted of narrative devices: the answering machine.…

In this comeback special, The Rubber Chicken daringly takes on the world's easiest target: FM radio.…

The cutting room floor is raided for outtakes, bloopers and incredibly offensive musical numbers by tone-deaf people. Fans only.…

Gord, Andrey and a supporting cast of thousands deliver the Christmas Podcast to end not only other such podcasts, but also possibly civilization as a whole.…

The double-length season finale, in which Beryl learns the true meaning of the word "callipigious".…

The Existential Electrician consults a Rock Lobster regarding a bag of puppies. Featuring special guest musicians The Terrordactyls.…

A mysterious gunshot in the night, an interview with a real live female and a library that is not a library ...or is it? …

This week on The Paint Show, Andrey and Gord discuss thrilling new developments in the world of latex paint.…

An exploding garden shed, robot poetry and an EXCLUSIVE interview with one of the Moon People!…

Seductive biscuits, a decrepit old crone and the world of literature explored via rap.…

Reach the top of the corporate ladder with our new motivational song!…

A boringly out-of-character Alastair shares some of the far-less-boring changes to come.…

Uncle Andrey throws a log on the fire and recounts the days of yore (2006).…