Episode 59 The Rutledges discuss what happens when you respond to Spam, go over proper post coitus conversation, hate on Robin Williams, and talk about the time Gabe was accused of stealing material.…

Episode 58 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's show for the Skull and Bones club, show why neither one of them will ever be allowed to speak at a high school graduation, and reveal the legend of Uncle Peter…

Episode 57 The Rutledges wonder if it's sac or sack, discuss the high heel conspiracy, Cinemax, and Florida Man…

Episode 56 The Rutledges discuss the proper pronunciation of Newfoundland, wish they had different voices, and Kristi reconsiders her high school crush. Also she gets a little loopy.…

Episode 55 The Rutledges talk about Billy Joel for some reason, sing some Christian Rock, discuss apathetic agnostic issues of the day, and talk about their son's Pok�mon nerd meet up.…

Episode 54 The Rutledges discuss the best song to sing non stop on a cross country flight, what bombing sounds like, what causes left handedness, and do some porn educating.…

Episode 53 The Rutledges discuss National Clitoris Awareness week, back stabbing Grandmas, butt injuries, and Gabe coughs a lot.…

Episode 52 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's Vince Champ blog going sort of viral, learn what pedantic means, talk about sexism and gender issues, and wonder why 911 doesn't deliver Kool Aid.…

Episode 51 The Rutledges discuss a new internet friend Gabe made, and review and correct Cosmopolitan Magazines 30 things to do with a naked man and or woman list…

Episode 50 The Rutledges go over Kristi's recent medical drama, discuss the joys of accidental boob, and since they are really old they both have World Expo 86 memories…

Episode 49 The Rutledges discuss why sex should never smell like food, who Snopes Snopes, talk about God and stuff, and throw in some audio of Gabe and Johnny in the car…

Episode 48 The Rutledges celebrate their 1 year podcastiversary by talking about the Merman lifestyle and having a pretty heavy talk about dealing with life's tragedies…

Episode 47 The Rutledges discuss crotch crafts, Gabe disusses why beer audiences are better than wine audiences, and Kristi shares a book review.…

Episode 46 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's song writing talents, consider getting divorced so they can spend more time together, and much like Foreigner, The Rutledges wanna know what love is.…

Episode 45 The Rutledges discuss how Gabe's hair ruined Kristi's dream sex, go over all the news you need to know, and talk about some phrases your doctor should never say…

Episode 44 The Rutledges have their first guest! A phone interview with Cindy who talks about being in a polyamorous relationship. Then Gabe and Kristi discover they have very different threesome fantasies.…

Episode 43 The Rutledges discuss the scene Gabe made at a car rental counter, go over another poop as a weapon news story, talk about how hard it is to celebrate good news properly, and Kristi reads some stoned poetry and works on forgiving her past self.…

Episode 42 The Rutledges discuss the defining moment of Gabe's life, talk about these darn kids today, connect the dots between Sweet N Low and Revenge of the Nerds, and relive the magic of junior high PE showering…

Episode 41 The Rutledges discuss boobs, moose knuckle, thumb evolution, proper threesome etiquette, and Professor Merkin…

Episode 40 The Rutledges discuss perineum's and thumbs, read some of Gabe's spam fanmail, try and decide whether men or women have a more unrealistic view of each other, and go over the dangers of sexting. Also it gets kinda gross, sorry.…

Episode 39 The Rutledges discuss Kristi's new ink, Gabe's thumb handicap, insults, choads, prostitutes, and money.…

Episode 38 The Rutledges discuss how 50 Shades of Grey is ruining peoples lives, do some fart jokes, and continue on their journey toward being human.…

Episode 37 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's $500 tweet, Kristi's history of being injured while goofy, Gabe's embarrassing first CD, astrological erogenous zones, and boners.…

Episode 36 The Rutledges make up some jingles, discuss a revenge poop story, share some of their workout secrets, and Gabe reveals his BB Gun prowess…

Episode 35 The Rutledges discuss an elk vigil, talk about why Gabe doesn't do pranks anymore, Kristi decides to make some cuts, and they reveal the legend of Jackie Kasandwich…

Episode 34 The Rutledges discuss and sing some TV show theme songs, talk about doing it with pregnant ladies, giving car rides to criminals, and reminisce about what smooth young lovers they were.…

Episode 33 The Rutledges discuss the sordid imaginary past of our podcast boss Vilmos, talk about decking the friggin halls, Kristi reads an apology note from 1994, and they wrap it up with a literary discussion of a two part trilogy.…

Episode 32 is a bit of a clusterfudge. Thanks to a sick baby there were numerous stops and starts and some crying on mic. We did manage to talk about patriotic porn and parts of our brain we're not proud of.…

Episode 31 The Rutledges discuss Driving Without Consideration, what comedians in cars talk about, the time Gabe worked at an adult bookstore, and go over proper one night stand bathroom etiquette.…

Episode 30 The Rutledges discuss foot archery, decide if they should get gay married, and talk about testicle maintenance.…

Episode 29 The Rutledges talk about stuff! Including an anti Nickmom group. Gabe debuts his spot on Ray Ramono impression…

Episode 28 The Rutledges discuss a poor customer experience Gabe had, Kristi talks behind the scenes at the pervert Crisis Clinic, and they invent choose your own adventure porn…

Episode 27 The Rutledges discuss scissoring, fluffers, tourettes, Kristi brings up the subject closest to her heart, and we talk smack about our younger selves…

Episode 26 The Rutledges discuss the power of boobs vs balls, Gabe has the worst segment idea ever, and they ponder fear of success.…

Episode 25 The Rutledges sing some soft rock hits, talk about merkins, remember a show Gabe did at a convalescent home, and discuss monkey jesus art.…

Episode 24 The Rutledges fail at trying to be grateful, discuss Gabe's childhood theory of gravity, Kristi's Riot Girl experience, and debate Lunchables vs Tofu…

Episode 23 of The Rutledges. Kristi takes 2 Percocet and Gabe probably should have. Grunge stories, Cat sex, and other pain killer fueled issues of the day…