Get down and dirty redneck style by eating sketti, dumpster diving and checking out this week’s episode. Sean Connery stops paying his bills because it’s December 12, 2012, the end of the world. Bill Clinton speculates that not electing Mitt Romney could be the reason humanity should be spared from the apocalypse. Sean spins around and [...]…

Give yourself a nipple-twister in preparation for this weeks new show. Sean and Bill are back from hiatus and debate about the debates as Sean pledges his support for Mitt Romney and his tan skin. Bill explains his escapades as Monica Lewinski releases a new book that suggests that she gave Bill Clinton a rim-job and [...]…

Treat your ears to the finest radio since 80 year old sliced bread. Bill had a nightmare about sex with Hill… I mean a piranha.  Poverty and technology finally meet as Nadya Suleman campaigns to play the villain in the new Spiderman movie in this week’s episode entitled ” Doctor Octomom”. Sean talks about how 3D TV [...]…

Sean and Bill are back so pack up your summer trunks and put on your adult diapers cause this week’s show is a pisser! Ashton Kutcher takes over on Two and a Half Men,  Chaz Bono’s chesty landscape has changed and Charlie Sheen is being roasted by Comedy Central but who will have the last laugh [...]…

Have sex with swiss cheese to this week’s Sean and Bill where men in power do and say stupid things! Bill interviews Sean about his barbaric wife-beating views toward marriage, the rapture and why his megalomania has kicked into a god complex in “Connery Almighty”. Maria Shriver is expected to divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger because of his secret [...]…

Don’t be a troll, brush up on your Charlie Sheen-isms & be a winner, winner, chicken-dinner! Sean and Bill talk about snorting uncut Columbian Charlie sheen in the sixties. Sean advocates Charlie’s actions by reciting some of Sheen’s poetry as Bill dispels rumors that he is in The Hangover 2 with Charlie in “The Sheen and [...]…

Grow a beard and take off your skinny pants for this new episode! Bill sends a thank you letter to Howard Stern for his kind words on Piers Morgan Tonight and they both speculate who would win in a fight Niel Connery vs. Roger Clinton. Sean kidnaps Justin Bieber and tries to turn him into Charlie [...]…

Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your v-chips! Grow your gray matter for blue comedy as Sean and Bill talk about Keith Olbermann’s move to Al Gore’s Current TV and learning gospel from the preacher with tourettes in “Preaching Obscenity”. Sean and Bill plan an intervention for Al Gore because he is becoming Al Whore or Charlie Sheen [...]…

Put in your hearing aids and turn up the volume for another old-timey Sean and Bill show! Sean and Bill contemplate what kind of superheros they’d be when a listener from a third world country writes an email and begs for money in “The Green Horny” It’s Bill Clinton’s birthday bash and he won’t eat meat but [...]…

Whip your hair back and forth and wash your dirty ears out with soap, so you can hear this week’s Sean and Bill episode, the way it was intended. Peta declares Bill Clinton man of the year because he decided to save his life and swear off meat in the very noble act of self preservation [...]…

Pump down the jams this week with Sean and Bill as they get hip to what the kids are bumping out to. Vladimir sits in as they hash out the details of Al Gore’s divorce including how Al has been sleeping at Sean’s house. Sean and Bill tear into the latest Mel Gibson tape because Mel [...]…

Punch yourself in the face in preparation for this month’s Sean and Bill episode with special guest Vladimir Putin sitting in. It’s Sean Connery’s 80th birthday, find out what Bill Clinton’s surprise birthday gift is. Sean calls Bill out on bad advice Bill gave him to pass on the role of Gandalf in The Lord of [...]…

Get ready for lift-off with this week’s episode, in which Sean relays a terrible flying experience: being subjected to riding in coach, avoiding a sleeping Asian woman’s sexual advances and still managing to stop a hijacking by signing the hijackers autograph. Bill contemplates the oil spill in the gulf, the immigration controversy in Arizona and a [...]…

Digest some gossip juice this week in a world-shattering new Sean and Bill Show. Sean Connery sings some Lady Gaga and speculates on the existence of a Lord Gaga. Bill envies the sex-life of a man who married and stays faithful to a pillow, but Jesse James cheats all over town on Sandra Bullock in “The [...]…

Revel in joyness as Sean “Santa” Connery and Bill discuss cannibalistic elves,  scottish zombies and edible avatar aliens, or Na’vi. Would Santa Clause eat Survivor’s Boston Rob in this fall’s new Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains “North Pole”? Who on a Golden Globe? Who won The Tonight Show? Who is better at the oral arts? Bill Clinton [...]…

Celebrate the yuletide with Sean, Bill and “nail polish” egg nog. Join Sean and Bill in “Secret Service Santa” as they exchange Christmas gifts in a secret Santa exchange involving gag gifts and custom carols like “Little Bagpipe Boy” and “The 12 Days of Shooting”. What goes through David Letterman and Tiger Wood’s cheating mind? Learn [...]…

Download the long-awaited unlucky 13th episode of The Sean and The Bill Show! Rabble rouse with Sean and Bill as they start an on air beef with the afternoon deejay over the validity of his radio magic act. Learn social protocols on how to let someone else shine at let’s say The MTV Video Music Awards…with [...]…

Double check your prescriptions this week because Sean and Bill will leave you with more side-effects than just laughter, nausea, and headless body syndrome. Sean Jams out to this summer’s blockbuster hit Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas and quells a nasty hangnail rumor making it difficult to date, while Bill ponders the health [...]…

Pry open your ears for this week’s episode featuring Nobel prize winning one-time wunderkind filmmaker, Al Gore. Set your dial to KSTD as we discus everything from the passing of Michael Jackson and Walter Cronkite to Sonya Sotomayor and Al Franken joining the democrats. Sean and Al go at it over Dungeons and Dragons and the [...]…

Tired of all your favorite stars dying? Get spiritual in this week’s episode “A $hithouse Divided” The FCC sends a new producer to monitor obscenities. Bill is possessed by a familiar spirit as Sean Connery slips further into delusion in the thrilling 2-part conclusion “Jumping the Ghost Shark Part 2″. The tension is palpable as [...]…

Revel in the fascinating world of reality television in “Rod Blagoya’s Bitch” as Sean and Bill discuss I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, an NBC show where stars like Spencer Pratt and Rod Blagoyavich’s wife fight for food in the jungle but usually end up eating rice, beans and bull penis. Listen as we [...]…

Tickle your ear-holes this week in “Auto-Erotic Stigmas”. Bill’s BBQ restaurant grand opening sees Sean bomb his first attempt at stand-up comedy, cause a riot, a food fight and a 450 million dollar tab. The duo discuss the untimely death of David Carradine, and the news that it wasn’t a suicide leads to wild and unsubstantiated [...]…

The Sean and The Bill Show, Episode 7 is now available. On of the most listened to episodes of the saga! Marvel at Bill’s endless enthusiasm for living in Haiti in “Haitian Vacation”. Get a whiff of Sean’s latest money making scheme in “Eau de Crotchabit” and listen as Sean and Bill debate whether Susan Boyle [...]…

Sean and Bill episode six is available for download and streaming right here! Tune in while Sean starts a new chemically imbalanced diet of ramen noodle cereal and psychotic inducing medication. Bill soothes Connery’s financial predicament and the station takes heat from the FCC for our announcer’s previous advertisement. Learn more about pirates, swine flu and [...]…

Sean and Bill episode five is available for download! “Catch it!” as Sean and Bill examine the melancholy world of “emo” children and how they react to Sean’s “enhanced Scottish interrogation techniques”. Connery twitters while Rome burns in “Everybody Poops: The Movie”. Subscribe to us on iTunes or download it directly here. Episode 005: Everybody Poops: The [...]…

Sean and Bill episode four is available for download. Catch Sean and Bill as they rip through Octomom, wax philosophical about underwear in “Fruity Balloons” and lament Bill’s recent run in with the surveillance society in “Bill’s Belt”. Bonus: “Scrambled Reception Porn”, one glance and you’ll be hooked. Subscribe to us on iTunes or download it [...]…

Sean talks about his new projects, Bill worries about the FCC and more in Sean and Bill Episode 3. Subscribe to us on iTunes or download it directly here. Episode 003: The Eagle Has Landed Playlist:  Passion of The Crust | The Eagle Has Landed …

Sean and Bill are at it again in our second episode. Bill’s new restaurant is heavy on the fried foods. Sean Connery promotes his new boot camp. They brainstorm a reality show for real actors who act real but still act. Bill’s unfortunate litigation issues leave him with little furry enemies. Subscribe on from iTunes or [...]…

Welcome one and all, to the launch of a new beginning in radio entertainment. Legendary actor, Sean Connery and Former President Bill Clinton have partnered to form a drive-time morning talk radio show the likes of which you’ve never seen. Join in on the frolicking as we discuss everything from global climate change to celebrity gossip, [...]…