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Turtlecast #24 (4/4/2015)

2015-04-04 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

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TIMEKILLERS REVIVAL 2015 / Supermarket Brainwashing Music / Big’s hilarious erection / Crazy Russian Hacker's “Cupcake Sammich” / How much pubic hair can you cut? / Educational games = sexual / Wobble Bass / Cinemassacre Erotic Fiction / Boneland / Counter-Strike Dreams / g2g gota save my bae in mc / Big is racist to his dog (I’m really sorry) / Vince Gilligan’s Roseanne / Adam messes with a furious Big

Intro song is a clip from the amazing Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 3

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Turtlecast #23 (3/23/2015)

2015-03-23 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

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BASEBAAAAAAALL / Counter-Strike Addiction 101 / Big’s World-Renowned Twitch Stream! / Kipkay’s Crazy Russian Butler Books / A child struggling to understand our world / Birdman Dies Hard / Homeland’s Hidden Backflips / Big forces Nate to watch an anime / Horrorvidya CONTROVERSY! / All you need is a Chromecast / Are you a Macaroni Grill?

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Turtlecast #22 (2/14/2015)

2015-02-14 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

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We’re much too good for children / Turtlecast live from Hezbollah / Special Celebrity Guest Star: Apple, the Max Payne-Speedrunnin’ Whiz-Kid / Big faps to Bejeweled… a lot / A dog’s only emotion is FEAR / Crunchy Snakes / .guru / 11-year old webseries review / Big’s dad is basically a drug addict, and Nate’s dad is a buffoon / Beyblade Dealer / Horrorvidya “Shit-talkin” / Secret porn habits revealed! / “One condom, please!”

Note: Background noise fluctuates really weirdly at times during this one, especially for a moment after anyone finishes talking, and trying to remove it only made it sound distorted. I’m going to look into fixing that, so don’t you worry, kiddoes. IM RLY SORRYYYYY :(((

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Turtlecast #21 (2/2/2015)

2015-02-02 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

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Answering machine message from Hello Boy himself / Mario (on the computer) / Jack Saint makes us less lonely / Trash / Matilda: Where is She Now? / The tale of Mel’s death / u 420 bro?? / Big’s horrorvidya controversy! / Open Salami / Turtlecast sponsored by Charles Martinet / We announce our love and support for Danny DeVito / Racial History with Jack Saint / Traaash / Don Hertzfeldt moves us emotionally / Creepy Catholic ritual for Danny DeVito / Turtlecest / The podcast gets morbid / Weddings and funerals are not allowed / Black Mirror Masturbation / Traaaaaaaash / Imagine a picture of Hitler (shaking hands with an alien)

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Turtlecast Mini #2 (1/21/2015)

2015-01-22 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

I’m busy, so here’s a mini-kid-kast / Americans over-hype shitting / Tiny ciggy prank million dollar idea / Technical Biggiculties / Amiibos are cool fuck you / Reefer crimes / Nate’s Google Play Reviews / Reggie’s Pirate Arrows / Cat Hallucinations / Let’s get out of here

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Turtlecast #20 (1/15/2015)

2015-01-16 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

The final boss of Turtlecast / Tail-end Ciggy With Biggy / Turtlecalls Animated / Numbers got bigger / Biggy the Famous Streamer / Magic Frank Launch Box / LIVE VAPOWIZA DEMO AND REVIEW 2015 REAL / We’re easily crushable: Come attack us! / Angry Omegle Child / Mental Flaws / Steam Group still exists / Omelettes as an Adult / Anti-Social: An awkward deconstruction of an even awkwarder video / TeamViewer Cubez / Yer eatin’ candies! / Drunken Demon Sleep Paralysis / Lucid Biggy / Mel’s Dead / Here’s Robotnik / 2015: Getting Done with People

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Turtlecast #19 (1/2/2015)

2015-01-02 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

It’s a year / Big’s Bang Theory / I want to see Big raise a child! / #N8LOSEW8 Political Campaign / Nate’s gettin’ the Jewish painting! / Drinking Whisky to Hide Shame / Alfie’s E-Ciggie / OKCupid Ain’t for Fatsos Like Nate! ;( / Gettin’ Mel-ested: The Explicit Details / Don’t Offend My Boys! / Big Gets Big / Can We Talk About Your Dad? / Turtlecast: A Racist Show!! / Lemme suck on it!! / Interview with Stupidly Clever / Twerklecast / We ruin SC’s virgin eyes / Jack is a QT / Turtlecast Porno / We are memers / Hip Dad / Nate’s Hitler Dream / Stop KISSIN’! / Surprise Zach! / Autists Gettin’ Action! / MELF / Big’s Taiwanese Bride

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Turtlecast #18 (12/28/2014)

2014-12-28 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

It’s Biggy Boy’s Birthday Bash 2014!!! / The last ‘cast of 2014 :( / NOT talking about Black Mirror yet! / The Tale of Frogman / WANNA SEE MY SPORES? / Should we have a disclaimer? / Frog Man’s Funeral / Big’s Mom ATTACKED (Why a girl touched Big!) / Admitting to Gay / Bar MItzvah Boy Painting! / Big = Nazi? / The “library story!” / Very Insulting Song / It’s like literally 2015 let’s love everybody

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Turtlecast #17 (12/20/2014)

2014-12-20 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

Hey Austin, did you miss us? / “I want your fluids” / The Glowing Green SkeleCast / The time Nate almost committed Bigicide / SUPPER KOOL PC case modz 4 u kool pc bilderz out ther / Big makes attempts to RUIN MY CAREER FOREVER! / Eye contact with a Royal Mailman / StupidlyClever is Immortal / King why / The A to Z of plats / 7 year old Big slaps a teacher / “I had knowledge that an alien exists” / Nate buys furniture and the tragic desk-death of his father / Big’s super cool fetish / Skillrex

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Woah there, Turtlecast is coming back very soon! I know there...

2014-12-18 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)



Woah there, Turtlecast is coming back very soon! I know there are many, many people who are very excited about our return, and I’m sure you are one of them.

Oh by the way, I really hope you like our new look. I wish I could say it took a lot of time and effort but in reality it’s just a nice theme called Go Big. (And no, I didn’t just pick it because the name.) It’s pretty slick, and it’ll let me add a few other nice things to the site eventually.

So just keep your immense, overwhelming excitement contained for now. I know it’s hard. Just be patient.

–Nate Wiesel
President, Turtlecast Communications Ltd.

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WE'RE GONE FOREVER (Just kidding... maybe)

2014-10-28 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

So it’s been a long-ass time since we’ve recorded a Turtlecast. This has been mostly due to university taking a huge toll on my time, and because there’s a video game I need to finish making. Not to mention that my computer’s hard drive recently kicked the bucket, meaning I needed to send my PC in for some fun fixes and upgrades, which took some time and way too much money for its own worth.

“So, what’s the plan?” I hear nobody say. Well, good question, nobody! Hopefully I should be able to get my “audio guy” setup up and running again. After I’m a little less busy within a few weeks things should go back to normal.

In the meantime, ask some questions or something. We could really use a few for when we come back.

So yeah! That’s what’s going on. I hope you’re fucking happy.

–Nate Wiesel
C.E.O Turtlecast Enterprises, Inc.

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Turtlecast Mini #1 (10/4/2014)

2014-10-04 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

We’re on a hiatus of sorts (and unfortunately it’s not even because of Smash Bros.) so here is a mini-episode for the boys.

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Turtlecast #16 (9/23/2014)

2014-09-23 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

The Rolo Mark Crusaders / We’re Cancelled / Famous according to porn Tumblrs / Smashed Brothers / The Albuquerque Bus Experience starring Monster Manuel and Gurl / Ask us things or Nate dies / Egg Dragon / BoJack Horseman is better than I expected / Surprise special guest ZAK HUNCHY!? / Kid’s Castle & Majeed’s Smoke Shop / Sims 4 ain’t bad!

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Turtlecast #15 (9/10/2014)

2014-09-11 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

Smoking Kills / Our new favorite show / French Amazon / Biggi’s watchings / Another Ciggy with Biggy / Nate sucks at audio / The return of baby Jack Saint / Zach Hinchy vs. Chuck E Cheese / Even more Smash chat? / Birthday Boy and The Birthday Boys / A horrible time with The Chi Guy / Nate’s Ball / A decaying scarecrow woman / Somehow we don’t make any reference to 9/11

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Turtlecast #14 (9/5/2014)

2014-09-06 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

“Super Mario 3 Masturbatory Madness” song / Skyler vs Biggi!! / The dumbest argument ever / Oppressed for being wacky! / Big earns his tenth platinum / Bayonetta 2, Binding of Isaac, and Resident Evil ReRemake Hype Time!! / 11-Hour school days for Nate! / Moronic egg drop competition / “Fuck you Skyler!” / Teacher Memes / Nate discusses his moving plans / BioShock for mobile… why?! / Zach’s hot new pic / The AVGN Movie was really fuckin’ ridiculous and great! / Here lies Nate, a big fat stupid moron / New outro song

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Turtlecast #13 (8/30/2014)

2014-08-30 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

Zach’s Snack Attack / The Subreddit sort of exists! / Gwen Stefani is horrible / New Dogger / Zach’s Neighbor Terror / Mario Kart DLC is super great / Five Nights at Freddy’s Ramblings / How we feel about Doctor Who / “Walk Talk” with Zach n’ Big n’ Nate

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Turtlecast #12 (8/21/2014)

2014-08-21 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

Nate’s New Toyz / NULL / Things Big would like to swim in / A deadpan boy / Darth: Where is he now? / Interview with an actual (REAL) gay guy! / “Where is Albuquerque?” / Pink Ciggy Papers / Finishing a Let’s Play! / More shit talk about a sad, sad child

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Turtlecast #11 (8/12/2014)

2014-08-12 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

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Subscribe on iTunes! / Derek Discussion / Nate’s Dad only likes Fiddler on the Roof / Russian Roulette / Nate’s Magic Box / Flubber / Hyrule Warriors / Nate wants to publish a book of dumb drawings / Alfie’s Vine / Big is a fag / Nate’s New Tablet / Happy Pill Mario

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2014-08-04 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

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Turtlecast #10 (8/2/2014)

2014-08-03 :: nate@wearethelayabouts.com (Nate Wiesel)

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The Virgin Killer: our review / The Virgin Killer II: Wackyred15 / Bruce Wiesel / “A Ciggy with Biggi” and other dumb drawings / Nate got a haircut / FBI investigates Nate / £8 for 2 Trophies / Dark Souls 2 Sucks!! / Nevermind, Dark Souls 2 is okay. / Nate the Game (aka Uncharted) / The Wolf Among Us was cool / Doodle Month / Retail game stores are the worst  / Jewish Baby Blood Blowjobs

Bonus link: FEEL THE WRATH

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