Prepare to be schooled in how: The Druidians run everything, Always a Bridesmaid, never a Heidecker, Willrow Hood, always up to no good, Freaking at the sock hop, Fuck Tara and Jamal! It's like "Rooftops" meets "West Side Story" in here, Hands off the hor…

In this episode, the boys learn: Rest Homes and Chinese buffets, together at last, Thoughts on Chat Roulette, Bean-spilling: The E! True Hollywood Story, Not all cartoon ideas are good ideas, LeVar Burton is more economical than Oprah, Space-eyes blow!, 2…

The boys start out fresh...in an Italian manner. Ben discovers the uncanny beauty of an alternate version of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Grazie! Hunter spreads knowledge of how facial hair can wreck yourself before you check yourself...unless you go to…