Zombies, human face meat, scariest thing to live through, we all drink wine, mother's boys, lying to get laid, wiener squeezes, gay for bacon, hating bitches, losing our virginity, ZUNE - Silversun Pickups - Busy Bees, leader or dicksucker, duckfaces, can't fall in love on Craigslist, booty juice

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Zune: Silver Sun Pickups

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Fuck the OG, Minus The Bear, gravel pitting, monologue, Captain Planet, Brian McKnight gives zero fucks, hotel dickbanging More after the jump... Brian McKnight: Zero Fucks Given  
Zune: Minus The Bear - Excuses
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Welcome back Cam, Spitting: whose cheeseburger is this?, southerners, Scooby Snack rap, PSA: pull up your pants, ZUNE: Action Bronson - Tapas,  Black Wisdom: soften the blow, time to poo

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 PSA: Don't be this Guy

Action Bronson - Tapas …

Due to Larry's Macbook's graphics card blowing up, the show will be on hiatus for a little while. Hopefully we'll get an episode up this weekend. Stay tuned. WE WILL BE BACK IN BUILDING.

-Larry & Neil …

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES DURING THE FIRST 4 MINUTES

Neil's first hangover, Lazy Sunday - We Used To Dream, hoodies up for Trayvon Martin, spitting on your fucking server, we're so excited!, Lazy Sunday - A Song For Benjamin

Check out Lazy Sunday

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St. Patrick's brownies, Black Irish,  Hoboken hipster hijinx, doesn't everyone jerk off in public?, ZUNE: Chiddy Bang, Teddy Bears & Robots: the great zombie arguement, we solve your problems and chug beer...poorly

Zune: Chiddy Bang - The Opposite of Adults More after the jump...

The Gentleman's Rant: Hipsters Kony 2012 Founder Jason Russell Meltdown …

Welcome home Randy, Steak & Blowjob Day, there's no way that Randy is fucking this girl on my bed, ZUNE: Ellie Goulding - Lights, Dominican prostitutes and liquid Viagra, Log by BLAMMO!, snootchie snatching, a lot of fucks being thrown around

Ellie Goulding - Lights …

Introducing Cam, front lawning, ass butter, Cam's birthday, choke me sex, 112, boo loving playlists, spitting on hosts, Craigslist: platonic gold digging, boats and ramikins, Zune: Jens Lekman




Jens Lekman - An Argument with Myself
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http://ehub24.webhostinghub.com/~yourne10/Episodes/newblackfriendsep26.mp3jacking off again, Misfits: Rape as a super power, Oscar shorts, twin date nights, Zune: Bloc Party, Spittin: breastfeeding in restaurants, Craiglists Shenanigans: ambiguous group sex

Bloc Party - Where is Home
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Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts

Misfits Season 1 Trailer - Series Available on Hulu …

SPECIAL GUEST HOST: MELISSA SAUKA
white on white on white violence, ass and titties, CRAIGSLIST SHENANIGANS: love is a relay race, ZUNE: Sleigh Bells, full penetration, DICKPUNCH: political discourse is like a bad facebook relationship

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 Sleigh Bells - Demons 
Sleigh Bells - Infinity Guitars

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Happy plan B day, crack did what crack does, kidnapping niggas in Africa, roses smell like poo-poo, words cheaters, fuck blue eyed turtles

 
  




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Black history icons, old lady dancing, Nostalgia: JUMP, nobody robbed you Whitney, Ex-slave to former Master: you gon' pay what you owe, Zune: Mr. Ghetto is the lion king, Maps & Atlases, fucking comma animals, Spitting in Your Fucking Food: Fuck you and your birthday




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Zune: Maps & Atlases



More Mr. Ghetto
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Drinking games, Midtown kissing, $3 blu-rays,  nut juice ruins dickpunch,  dead dude banging, teddy bears & robots,  piano shits, baby batter and toe nails, Lion King jams, Craigslist Lothario has tinkle town madness

Official Zune: Florence and The Machine - Heartlines
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Teddy Bears & Robots:
Killer Mike - That's Life 2 
The Last Dragon: SHO'NUFF!
 
Case - Missing You (Craigslist Background Music)
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January 18th, Karen's google history, DMX, Growing up in the suburbs, we respect Bruno Mars & Tyler Perry but they still suck, you be you, lotion man's panhandle jingle, basement blunts, winter tv preview

Zune
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First World Problems …

We found this video on the Youtubes today...fucking hysterical and so socially poignant. We'll be talking about it in detail on next week's episode (which may be a little on the serious side). 
We've talked about some of these things in past episodes: touching black people's hair, interracial relationships, that sort of thing. But this video wraps all that stuff up in a neat little 2 minute package of comedy gold. Give it a watch...or we'll collect fraudulent welfare checks at the expense of your tax dollars.

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No diapers, bottle popping, Larry is a Christmas thief, Neil's match.com profile, booty hole promises, dude banging, dealbreakers, cuddle problems, earthquakey people jump around, keep your head up Candace!

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racist haiku's, that shit is not cray, Neil wants to be a horse, year of the dead douche, selling eggs & cup jacking, cPixel.com, Kendrick Lamar has Tupac flavored dreams, first world problems

Brought to you by the guys over at kissingsuzykolber
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Brought you to by the guys over at kissingsuzykolber
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Yardie food escapade, faithful listeners choose douche, dates with candy, mom & dad shout-outs, Kwanzaa coloring books, scandalous sugar hoes, Fear Factor, booty dignity, million dollar dreams, VHS or Beta

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RIP Patrice O'Neal, "Candy Talk" once again: No Mouth Surprises, twinkle twinkle, Dickpunch: Shucky Ducky, Montreal hooker story, Neil gets real hood over Uno's Cheddar Burgers, SUPER LONG SPITTING IN YOUR FUCKING FOOD. World AIDS day, Scrambled eggs


Patrice Lumumba Malcolm Oneal
December 7, 1969 - November 29, 2011  More after the Jump...



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I just stumbled upon this site while not working...


"These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet."
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

17? Wannabe Gangster? Girlfriend named after a luxury car brand? Something tells me this is gonna illiterately hysterical. …

Passionate about earphones, Larry's birthday, No cursing challenge, Thanksgiving with white people, Fitz & the Tantrums, Neil's no quitter, hip swiveling, Where does Larry live?, Schlitz vs. Steel Reserve, things that Larry has hit with a car, SAVE COMMUNITY, American Idol, toilet water, public urination, dick scales, the raccoon pee debate, imagination

PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION TO SAVE COMMUNITY FROM CANCELLATION
WWW.SAVE-COMMUNITY.COM

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Down goes Frazier, Heavy D-ead, Starbursts vs. Skittles, Dress code = metal detectors, clapping for weed, Gambino is a mastermind, Spitting in your Fucking Food: verbals tips, doo-doo stains and heartbreak, Dick punch: Penn State diddles kids, Neil's apology to the ladies

Note: We recorded this episode on Wednesday November 9th, a few hours before Joe Paterno was fired.

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being unprepared brings out the realness, jail thai massages, Neil Brian bombs on stage, how to eat pussy, hot plates, Cuff'd, basement friends, surprise porn, Hooplah!, chicken chat …

Jail!

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Former Productive Member of Society …

Sunday roof raising, Larry's big boy move, Neil's dirty stand-up, Wanted: rookie handjobs, craigslist arm's race, gangbanging on flavored soda, dickmeat dick fucking, Colorado dancing …

Goodbye summer, Neil Brian's Birthday, Boo-loving time, Pussy points, 9/11, Campers, Repeaters, College hookering, Asshole-man is a stalker, Eyebrow party snacks, Red Dragon: fast, furious, & broken, Listener Email, Xbox with porn on the side, Fall TV…

Poor phone etiquette, sweet tooth vs chocolate, ZUNE, panty throwers, awkward show dancers, high school creepers, $15,000 dick, nsfw, Craigslist Shenanigans, dudes on dudes …

WE BACK IN THE BUILDING!

Young Shay, Jesus vs drugs, ex-girlfriend tales, seduction, sponsors, diddle, heroin cavity search, vertical smile memories, lotion vs dildos, 'Kids' is the dirtiest movie ever, virginity …

God pees in the woods, facebook killed high school reunions, Joywavemusic.com, racist restaurant patrons, control your kids, vampire attack?, Larry thinks rape is good for drama, window jacking splatter attack!

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Black wedding crasher, rubber hunting, old man's old-ass condoms, personal space, Brooklyn pilgrimage, Death Cab for Cutie, 5 hour bunny sex, bar fight!, stay young go dancing

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Neil's Pictures from the Death …

Drive-by ass shaking, Do not sing in Neil's ear, Childish Gambino/Donald Glover, high teachers, white face, Nostalgia: being a Mallrat, 4Loko, Arcades, Neil's drive-by training, embarrassing teen phases, 16 year old Neil dating, Harry Potter, cosplay, Dar…

Pre-showing with Four Loko, drunk/dumb texting, squirters are REAL, Wu-Tang and crack ain't nothing to fuck with...RIP Amy Winehouse, champagne demands, bear attacks, crackhead defenses, kill mom and dad then it's partytime

The Only Good Ro…

Thai food poisoning, bunny dinner dates, blue balls is real, double dickpunch: malicious dick violence, Matt & Kim, Larry is dancing all over the place, Skip-it is whack, big booty bitches

Videos from this episode after the jump!

4th of July, Neil hates heights and carnies are scary!, What's on your Zune: Wallpaper - Stupidfacedd (White Boy Wasted), Dickpunch Of The Week, Homage to Afternoon Cartoons

Wall Paper Stupidfacedd
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Did she just call me a nigger?, drunk karaoke fights, Dickpunch Of The Week, YYY's, Go Go Power Rangers!, Somebody's fucking my lady

Studio setup, Larry's bus adventure, spanish traps, apartment woes, What's on your Zune: Music tribute, THINK BIG, Dickpunch Of The Week, Laz…

The inaugural Episode of Your New Black Friends Radio with Larry Lager & Neil Brian

Finally on the AIR, seat dancing the theme music, beer dicks, Four Loko is fucked up, Summer TV Preview: Louie & Breaking Bad, What's on your Zune: D…